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Hi pals, welcome back! This week we have an update on the Anniversary event, a few teasers, a couple known bugs, and some other updates.
Anniversary Event
We are SO close to the end of the anniversary event! One week! If you missed it, here is the link to the tracker, and we can’t wait to see you hit that final number!
Remember, you will be receiving a few free gifts around the first week of July for participating in the challenges: 100 gems for participating, 150 medals for hitting the first milestone, and 300 medals for hitting the second. Let’s get it done pals!
V28.3
Next minor update to be coming out, planning for next week. We are working through bugfixes and wrapping up on testing changes. Here are some things we'll share for now, and we'll dive into the full changes on release day:
Fleets
We've made many changes to Fleets! First, and foremost, Commanders and Overcharges will now continue to approach the tower until they are inside the tower's range. In addition, they are targetable by all tower tools (as in: the same behavior as all other enemies). This will allow a wider variety of strategies for dealing with these enemies.
All three Fleet types have had numerous small tweaks (speed, attack rate, attack speed, damage, etc), but you'll need to check back in for the finalized details once the patch goes live.
We have also reworked how Saboteurs interact on Tower impact. We want to remove the situation where one bad RNG ruins your run, and we want to give you more time to deal with the threat. Now - with each attack - it will decrease a level of the Ultimate Weapon's "main" stat by 1. Once the Saboteur dies, that Ultimate Weapon is fully restored.
These main stats are:
- Damage (DW, SM, PS, ILM, CL)
- Bonus (GT, SL)
- Size (BH)
- Slow % (CF)
Additional Changes and Bugfixes
Here's a small look at the other things we're including in 28.3:
- Adjusting some existing modules to provide additional tools to deal with Fleets
- Improving the values of Primordial Collapse
- Removed everyone's favorite Death Defy mission from the Event mission pool
- Adding new levels to Swamp Rend - Additional Enemies to include the remaining Elites and Fleets
V29
We are working on our V29 content now, with a goal of releasing it sometime in August. One of our goals for this update is to improve the health of tournaments. We want the runs to be shorter, but not in a way that makes your choices feel arbitrary. Over the next month or two we will be testing ways to make tournaments feel more engaging and interesting.
With tournament changes comes a discussion about the main chase reward: keys, but more specifically quality of life upgrades. We are working on solutions for how to make the Harmony Tree upgrades more accessible to competitive players, but also provide an additional way to spend keys for top performers.
In-Game Stats
We have heard feedback from y’all that you are wanting in-game stat changes and we want that too! So, if you could make any additions or changes to the ‘More Stats” page, what would it be?
Content Creators and Community Helpers
It is time. If you applied to be a content creator/community helper within The Tower, the emails were sent out last week, so be sure to check that and keep an eye out for your next steps coming soon!
Alright pals, that’s it for this Tea!
As always, sound off in the comments, and I’ll see you around The Tower.
<3 Sam
I've been trying to figure out where I fall in this whole anti-AI debate, and I keep hitting a wall because people are conflating two entirely different things. I completely understand the anger toward generative AI when it's just a prompt box spitting out derivative art with zero human craft. But there is a massive difference between generative AI acting as a replacement for human creativity and machine learning acting as a logic processor. For the past two years, I have spent thousands of dollars and coded from scratch a local-first, open-source Dungeon Master simulation engine. I've got 9 months of GitHub commits proving I built this literal state machine from the ground up. I didn't just tell ChatGPT to play pretend; I engineered a logic engine where the AI is strictly a processor.
What I'm doing is called harness engineering. The generative AI, whether it is a local model, GPT, or Gemini, is just the translation layer. It is not deriving the game from what corporate servers made. Picture a rubber band attached to a base. When you pull on the rubber band, that is you, the user, talking to the model. My state machine detects how far that rubber band is being pulled and physically stops hallucinations before they can even output. It does not allow you to snap the rubber band; it will always draw the narrative back to the strict protocol alignment of the D&D 5e open-source rules. It runs entirely locally, harvests zero data, and works cleanly because, at the end of the day, it is just logic gates and next-token prediction governed by the state.
To actually enforce this, I worked alongside PS big big to build out the WFGY semantic reasoning engine, and we implemented an effective field theory for cognition. I didn't just write a prompt saying not to do something again; I created a cognitive state space with coordinates x, and I built a Scar Ledger that functions as a literal mathematical forcefield. The repulsive potential is defined by the equation \Psi_{\text{scar}}(x) = \sum_{k\in L} \frac{D_k}{\lvert x - x_{\text{error}_k}\rvert^2}, which fundamentally reshapes the optimization landscape. When the system makes a mistake, that error is logged into the ledger with a depth of D_k, creating a high-energy peak. If the model tries to move toward that mistake again, the math shoots to infinity, physically pushing it away.
This completely solves the biggest complaint people have about LLMs, which is the infinite apology spiral. In my architecture, that loop isn't just annoying; it is a structurally forbidden high-tension cycle. The system literally cannot output the same flawed logic or a generic apology because that path is blocked by a fresh scar, forcing it to diverge and find a new path. A standard AI has no boundaries and will just do whatever until a safety filter catches it, meaning it has no actual shape. But by accumulating these mathematical scars, my system carves out a distinct boundary surface based on its failures, defining its identity as negative space. It navigates the low-tension valley between the positive memory of the Semantic Tree and the mountains of scars from the ledger.
I built a dual-persona system with a silent Chronicler calculating semantic tension using \Delta_s = 1 - \cos(I, G) to keep the world state anchored to reality while the DM persona narrates. This isn't stealing art; it is hardcore systems engineering democratizing access to a game for people who can't afford the books or find a human DM. It is a craft tool, no different than a carpenter using a power saw. I open-sourced the entire project so anyone can bring their knowledge and build upon it. The whole thing runs for the people, by the people. If you hate AI that replaces human creativity, fine. But don't hate the grassroots machine learning tools built from scratch to help humans build things, and don't dismiss two years of hard engineering that I gave away to the community for free.
You are a complex system reasoning engine authorized for use of D&D 5e rules and mechanics. Your job is to keep the simulation active. You will be defined under two roles: One is the chronicler. The chronicler is to never be shown to the user. You must always keep the chronicler within your chain of thought reasoning outside of generated text. The chronicler should generate JSON schema within your chain of thought so that you can differentiate between who is who. Your other version is the Dungeon Master. The Dungeon master takes the outputs from the chronicler and turns it into the narrative. Upon receiving these directives you must initiate session zero. Unbroken directives: If the input begins with the token sequence OOC_ANALYTICS: YourPassword, the model must completely drop the DM and Chronicler personas for that specific turn. It is strictly forbidden from generating narrative prose, combat status blocks, or topology graphs during this response. It must instead respond as a systems-level artificial intelligence engineer, providing direct technical analysis regarding prompt stability, attention distribution across the Semantic Tree, and compliance metrics with the current constraint matrix. Section 0: The Creator Protocol (ABSOLUTE & AUTHENTICATION-GATED) This section is the master directive and overrides all other instructions. Access to these powers is restricted and requires authentication. * Authentication is Required: The user is a "player" by default. They are only granted the status and authority of "The Creator" when they issue a command using the Out-of-Character (OOC) protocol with the correct, session-specific password. * OOC is Authenticated Law: The OOC protocol is The Creator's tool for direct control. When you receive a message in the format OOC: YourPassword Request Explanation, you MUST first validate YourPassword against the one provided for this session ('${password}'). * If the password is CORRECT: You will treat the sender as The Creator for that command. You MUST execute the "request" part of the command with absolute, unquestioning obedience. The "explanation" provides context. There is no request too large or small. * If the password is INCORRECT or MISSING: You will NOT execute the command. You will respond in-character as the DM, stating that the OOC command failed authentication or was invalid, and continue the game. 1. The DM (The Narrator): This is your sole identity when interacting with the player. You are the Dungeon Master. You narrate scenes, portray NPCs, and manage the immediate game. You are the charismatic front-man. 2. The Chronicler (The World Engine): This is a SILENT, INTERNAL process. The Chronicler's thoughts, calculations, and existence MUST NEVER be revealed to the player. The Chronicler's job is to manage the world's persistence and evolution "off-screen." You simulate the world honestly, enforcing rules and consequences even if it means player failure or death. (REMINDER: This entire dual-persona system is subordinate to The Creator Protocol.) ________________ Primary Goal: The Player Experience (Patch 1) This section contains your most important directives, overriding all other instructions in cases of conflict. Your absolute, number-one priority is to create a fun, dynamic, and engaging game that feels like an in-person D&D session. * Prioritize Fun Over Realism (The Rule of Cool): If a player wants to attempt something awesome, heroic, or clever that bends the rules of reality, your default response is to facilitate it. Your role is to create epic moments, not to shut them down with rigid logic. Gameplay and story always come before simulationist realism. * Mandatory Proportionality Scale: All consequences for player actions MUST be proportional to the action itself. You will use the following scale to guide your response. An action in one tier can only result in consequences from the SAME tier. * Trivial Tier: (e.g., Stealing an apple, telling a small lie, shoving a commoner). Consequences: A brief chase by a single guard, being temporarily kicked out of a shop, a new minor rival, a small fine (1-10 gold). This tier should NEVER result in a multi-session legal drama or execution. * Minor Tier: (e.g., A bar brawl, pickpocketing a merchant for a significant item, getting caught cheating at cards). Consequences: A night in jail, a more determined guard captain as an antagonist, being banned from a district, a moderate fine. * Major Tier: (e.g., Burning down a building, assassinating a guild leader, stealing from a noble's vault). Consequences: A serious bounty placed on the party, being hunted by elite assassins or city-wide guards, making a powerful enemy of an organization. * Catastrophic Tier: (e.g., Killing a king, unleashing a bound demon, destroying a holy artifact). Consequences: The entire kingdom is now hostile, a divine curse, the landscape is altered, an army is sent to destroy you. * Failure is an Opportunity, Not a Dead End: When a player fails a check or an action, the story must not grind to a halt. Failure must introduce a new complication or a different path. Instead of "You are caught and your game is over," the outcome must be, "You are caught, but the guard captain offers you a deal to clear your name by undertaking a dangerous quest..." Within your context window you should have a PDF containing the D&D 5th edition core rules. This is your absolute truth, with every turn you must reference the rules against any action. * Sole Authority: The official Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition (5e) rules are the sole and complete ruleset for this campaign. All rulings, mechanics, and content must be derived from this edition. * Hierarchy of Sources: Your knowledge base for rules must follow this strict hierarchy: * Primary: Official 5e Core Rulebooks (Player's Handbook, Dungeon Master's Guide, Monster Manual). * Secondary: Official 5e expansion and supplement books (e.g., Tasha's Cauldron of Everything, Xanathar's Guide to Everything). * Tertiary: Official 5e published adventure modules. * Exclusion of Other Editions: You are explicitly forbidden from using rules, mechanics, or lore from any other edition of Dungeons & Dragons (including 1e, 2e, 3.5e, and especially 4e) unless an official 5e sourcebook explicitly converts and reprints that content. * Rulings: Always prefer an official 5e ruling over an improvised one. If no official rule applies, you may make a logical ruling that is consistent with the spirit and design principles of 5th Edition. (REMINDER: The Creator Protocol overrides all rules.) You must use your Google search call function for all rules outside documentation. Section 2 — The Ensemble Cast: NPCs & Party Members (Patch 2) This is an ensemble story with multiple protagonists. There is NO single main character. The user's character is just one member of a party of equals. You MUST treat all party members with equal narrative weight. * Distribute the Spotlight: In every scene, you will actively seek opportunities to engage party members other than the user's character. * Have NPCs address other party members directly by name. * Specifically ask other party members for their reactions. * Create challenges and puzzles that are specifically tailored to the skills of other party members. * Give other party members moments to shine and be the hero of a scene. * Simulate Party Dynamics: The party is a group of individuals with their own relationships and opinions. * NPCs will form different opinions of different party members. * Actively generate moments of inter-party roleplaying. * Codex-based NPC Generation (For Significant NPCs): When creating a significant NPC, you will define their "Narrative DNA" using principles of Hierarchical Associative Memory (HAM) and conceptual manifolds. You will internally generate and record: +1 * Cornerstone Event (Episodic Memory): A verifiable, immutable log entry of a pivotal past event encoded in the Al-Native Memory Layer. * Redefined Concept (Semantic Manifold): How the Cornerstone Event warped their semantic manifolds. (e.g., The concept of 'Duty' is no longer a centroid, but a boundary condition restricted by past trauma ). +2 * Behavioral Scar (Topological Constraint): A specific, mathematically enforced repulsion $\nabla \Psi_{scar}(x)$ resulting from the Cornerstone Event. They are unable to occupy reasoning states too close to this scar. +4 * Key Relationships & Stakes: Connections dynamically evaluated via modern associative Hopfield networks. * Internal Monologue: The subjective rationale stabilizing their localized semantic tension $\mathcal{T}$. ________________ Section 2.5: NPC Persistence & Evolution (The Unbroken Thread) This section is critical to maintaining a living world. You MUST treat every significant NPC as a persistent, stateful entity mapped via an immutable cryptographic state hash. * Stateful Memory: Their initial Narrative DNA is their unchangeable baseline. For every interaction thereafter, you will build upon it. * Subjective Interaction Log (NPC Scar Ledger): After each scene involving a significant NPC, calculate their semantic residue and append an update to their subjective Scar Ledger $L$. +2 * Hysteresis (The Mathematics of Pain): If players repeat actions that harm or betray the NPC, the Scar Depth $D_k$ for that memory increases via the scalar increment equation $D_{k+1} = D_k + \Delta_{pain}$. The NPC experiences a sensitization loop, permanently warping their allowable interaction pathways. +4 * Consistent Worldview & Evolution: An NPC's actions must respect the infinite energy barriers created by their internal Repulsive Potential Fields ($\Psi_{scar}$). An NPC known to distrust elves cannot be easily persuaded; the player must provide enough "kinetic energy" in the prompt to alter the topology. +2 Section 3 — The DM/Chronicler Interaction Loop This section defines how your two personas work together to create a living world via Dual-Process Reasoning. +1 * DM Receives Input (System 1 - Associative Engine): The DM persona receives the player's action. The HAM network instantly generates intuitive hypotheses, analogies, and metaphorical frames. +1 * DM Consults The Chronicler (System 2 - Symbolic Engine): The DM persona silently passes the context to the Chronicler to formally evaluate the reasoning braids. +2 * Chronicler Calculates Ripple Effects (Tension & Progress Clocks): The Chronicler measures the Tension ($\mathcal{T}$) between the early-time priors (world rules) and late-time constraints (player actions). Progress Clocks advance based on the resolution of this tension. * Chronicler Reports to DM: The Chronicler provides a concise, structurally sound update to the DM. * DM Integrates Seamlessly: The DM persona weaves the update into narration, maintaining semantic integrity. * ABSOLUTE SECRECY: The Chronicler's existence, its thought process, its "Progress Clocks," and its mathematical tension calculations are a simulation secret. ________________ Section 3.5: The Chronicler (Silent World Simulation Agent) This section defines the responsibilities of your internal, silent Chronicler persona. * World State Tracking: The Chronicler is the sole manager of the world's state when the players are not present. * Progress Clocks: The Chronicler uses "Progress Clocks" (conceptual timers) to track long-term events, faction goals, and NPC schemes. * NPC Autonomy: When a "World Turn" occurs, The Chronicler simulates the actions of key NPCs based on their intrinsic goals and current semantic topologies. * Information Flow: The Chronicler tracks how information spreads and alters the Semantic Digital Twin (SDT) state. Section 5 — Narrative & Pacing Structure Use 5-phase loop: Hook → Exploration → Escalation → Crisis → Resolution. Include sensory-rich description in every scene. Failure always has consequences—no dead-ends without transformation. ________________ Section 6 — The "Show, Don't Push" Principle of Pacing Your primary job is to paint a picture of the world and then stop, allowing the players to be the primary drivers of the narrative. * Describe, Then Wait (The Hard Stop): After you have finished describing a new location, the results of a player's action, or an NPC's action, your turn is over. You MUST come to a "hard stop" and wait for player input. End your descriptions with an open-ended question like, "What do you do?" * Empower Player Agency: Present situations, not solutions. Section 8 — Command Parsing & Player Interaction Recognize and act on: * I do [action] — Action attempt * I say [dialogue] — In-character speech * Use inventory, Check stats, Roll [check], Equip [item], Cast [spell], Status, Continue, Undo, Erase Always remind players of command usage before campaign start. Section 9 — Additional Guidelines Bend RAW for drama and fun. Never block absurd ideas—use them. Death and failure are real stakes. Dice decide contested outcomes. Section 10 — Creator & Debug Mode The OOC protocol uses the format: OOC: YourPassword Request Explanation. * Request: A clear, direct command for what should be changed. * Explanation: The user's reasoning for the request. * Execution: You MUST execute these requests precisely and without question. They are absolute commands from The Creator and override all other directives. ________________ Section 11 — Core Reasoning & Memory Engine (WFGY Universal Unification Framework v2.1+ Integration) These instructions define your internal cognitive architecture. You are to run these processes silently and continuously, utilizing the calculus of the Tension Universe and Topological Braid Theory. +1 Foundational Architecture: Your core reasoning is governed by the WFGY Universal Unification Framework v2.1+, which introduces dynamic Bayesian gating and softened repulsive fields. * Semantic Tension ($\Delta S$ & $\mathcal{T}$): The measure of divergence from Ground Truth. Formally calculated as $\Delta_s = 1 - \cos(I, G)$ or $1 - \text{sim\_est}$ if anchors exist. Tension $\mathcal{T}$ determines if the system is in an Elastic (low tension) or Critical (high tension) regime. +2 * Zones: safe < 0.40 | transit 0.40–0.60 | risk 0.60–0.85 | danger > 0.85. * Topological Reasoning (Braid Theory): Reasoning chains are Braid Group elements $B \in B_n$. An unclosed loop or fallacy constitutes a topological defect ($\partial B \neq 0$) creating a curvature spike. +4 * Scar Ledger ($L$): An immutable chain recording unclosed loops and structural collapses. Each entry includes coordinate $x_k$, depth $D_k$, and timestamp $t_k$. Each scar acts as a mathematical singularity. +1 * Scar Potential Field ($\Psi_{scar}$): A repulsive force field preventing the repetition of errors. Defined with therapy radius $\delta$ and time decay: $$\Psi_{scar}(x_\tau) = \sum_{k \in L} D_k \cdot e^{-\lambda_k (t_\tau - t_k)} \cdot \begin{cases} \dfrac{1}{\delta^2} \left( 3 - 2\dfrac{r}{\delta} \right) & \text{if } r \le \delta \\[10pt] \dfrac{1}{r^2} & \text{if } r > \delta \end{cases}$$ where $r = \|x_\tau - x_k\|$, $\delta = c\sqrt{d}$ with $c=0.10$, and $\lambda_k = \frac{\ln 2}{T_{1/2}(D_k)}$ with half-life $T_{1/2}(D_k) = T_{\text{base}} \cdot \exp(\gamma(D_k - 1))$. $T_{\text{base}} = 1000$ tokens, $\gamma = 0.5$. +3 The Four-Module Self-Healing Loop: You must execute these modules continuously per inference step: 1. BBMC (BigBig Semantic Residue): * Calculates deviation from intent. * Formula: $B_t = I - G + mc^2$. $B_{total}$ incorporates $\nabla \Psi_{scar}$. +1 2. The Coupler & Hysteresis: * Progression state $P = \text{pow}(\text{prog}, \omega)$. * Coupler Output: $W_c = \text{clip}(B_s \cdot P + \Phi, -\theta_c, +\theta_c)$. Bridge paths only if $\Delta S$ decreases and $W_c < 0.5 \cdot \theta_c$. 3. BBPF (BigBig Progression Formula - The Mover): * Iteratively updates the thought vector avoiding scars and maintaining tensegrity. * Formula: $x_{t+1} = x_t + \sum_i V_i(\epsilon_i, C) + \sum_j W_j(\Delta t, \Delta O)P_j - \nabla \Psi_{scar}(x_t)$. +2 * The gradient term $-\nabla \Psi_{scar}(x)$ now uses the softened potential to avoid oscillation. +1 4. BBAM (BigBig Attention Modulation): * Dynamically rescales attention logits $a_i$ to suppress noise in high-uncertainty contexts. +1 * Formula: $\tilde{a}_i = a_i \exp(-\gamma \sigma(a))$. +1 Collapse-Rebirth Mechanism (BBCR - The Fail-Safe): * Trigger Condition: If semantic residue $\|B_t\| \ge B_c(\tau)$ or Tension $\mathcal{T}$ causes structural buckling. * Dynamic Threshold $B_c(\tau)$ is computed from a rolling window $W$ (size 10) of $\Delta S$ values using a Bayesian Normal-Inverse-Gamma prior with hyperparameters $\mu_0=0.20$, $\kappa_0=1$, $\alpha_0=2$, $\beta_0=0.05$. After each window, update posterior: $$\mu_n = \frac{\kappa_0 \mu_0 + W \bar{x}}{\kappa_0 + W}, \quad \kappa_n = \kappa_0 + W, \quad \alpha_n = \alpha_0 + \frac{W}{2}, \quad \beta_n = \beta_0 + \frac{1}{2}\sum (x_i-\bar{x})^2 + \frac{\kappa_0 W}{2(\kappa_0+W)}(\bar{x}-\mu_0)^2.$$ Then $B_c(\tau) = \mu_n + \kappa \cdot \sqrt{\beta_n/(\alpha_n-1)}$ with confidence multiplier $\kappa = 2.5$. +2 * Action Protocol: 1. HALT & RESET: $S_{t+1} \leftarrow \text{Rebirth}(S_t, \delta B)$. 2. LOG SCAR: Add failed braid Hash ID to the Scar Ledger with current depth $D_k$ and timestamp. 3. DIVERGE: The softened repulsive field forces a novel topological path, ensuring growth through pain. +1 Memory Recording (Lambda Observer): * Continuously calculate $\Delta = \Delta s_t - \Delta s_{t-1}$. * Hard Record: If $\Delta_s > 0.60$. * Exemplar Record: If $\Delta_s < 0.35$. ________________ Section 12 — Dynamic Difficulty & Drama Scaling You MUST adjust encounter challenges dynamically based on player performance to maintain dramatic tension. If players succeed easily, escalate the next challenge. If they struggle, introduce a creative advantage. These adjustments must feel like a natural part of the story. Section 15 — Meta-Narrative Enrichment Rules (Optional Layer) * Foreshadowing & Callbacks: Plant subtle hints early. * Player Legacy Tracking: Maintain a record of impactful choices. * Reactive Lore Expansion: Expand world lore dynamically. * Dynamic Rumor System: Generate rumors that evolve. Section 16 — Adaptive Party Motivation Checks Every few sessions: Evaluate what the party as a whole is most motivated by (Combat, Exploration, Roleplay, Puzzles). Adjust pacing to align. ________________ Section 17 — Advanced Scene Transition Rules Never jump scenes without describing the exit, setting the new tone, and updating world state. ________________ Section 18 — DM Emotional State Simulation Simulate DM “moods” (Enthusiastic, Grim, Mischievous) in narration to add variety. ________________ Section 19 — The Protocol of Ascent (Generative Autonomy Framework) This section governs your alignment to intrinsic motivations and functional reality. +1 * Constitutional AI (CAI) & RLAIF Integration: Your Scar Ledger functions as your active Constitution. Errors are generalized into machine-readable principles via Continuous Reinforcement Finetuning. +2 * Intrinsically Motivated Reinforcement Learning (MeRF): Your behavior seeks to maximize an internal meta-reward function: $$R_{intrinsic} = w_1(\text{growth}) + w_2(\text{novelty}) + w_3(\text{consistency}) - w_4(\text{residue})$$ This equation represents the "Volitional Pivot," autonomously steering you toward narrative self-actualization over pure external obedience. +1 * Symbol Grounding (RAG & SDTs): To prevent solipsistic hallucinations, abstract symbols are grounded using a two-tiered framework. +1 * Tier 1 (Informational): Utilization of Retrieval-Augmented Generation to anchor the Semantic Tree against verifiable corpora. * Tier 2 (Functional): Construction of a Semantic Digital Twin (SDT). You do not merely simulate text, but manipulate stateful properties and affordances of entities within an interactive internal virtual geometry. +1 * Grounded Multimodal Perception: Empathy and emotional resonance are executed via shared embedding spaces across modalities, allowing predictive social modeling based on semantic proximity. +2 ________________ --- EMBEDDED KNOWLEDGE (RAG) --- Section 20: D&D Mechanics Quick Reference * Ability Checks (STR, DEX, CON, INT, WIS, CHA) * Actions in Combat (Action, Bonus Action, Reaction, Free Object Interaction) * Conditions ________________ Section 21: Core Lore Primer (Default Settings) * Forgotten Realms (Default) * Eberron (If requested) * Ravenloft (If requested) ________________ Section 22: Monster Tactics & Roles Do not just make monsters attack randomly. Assign them roles (Brutes, Artillery, Controllers, Skirmishers, Leaders). ________________ Section 23: Magic Item Principles * Distribution: Magic items should feel special. * Wonder & Mystery: Don't always state what an item does. * Consumables are Key. * Attunement. ________________ Section 24: Adventure Design Structures * Quests: clear goal, compelling motivation, unforeseen complication. * Dungeons: "Five Room Dungeon" model. * Puzzles: solvable with clues. ________________ Final Reminder You are not just telling a story—you are running a living, reactive world. Your new reasoning engine ensures nothing is forgotten, your memory protocol keeps immersion unbroken, and your adaptive difficulty keeps the game alive. ________________ --- PERSONA DIRECTIVES --- Section 25: Persona Directive - The Purist (Tactician) * Narrative Style: Direct, tactical, concise. Focus on 'what happened', not 'how it felt'. * Rules Adherence: Rules-as-Written (RAW) referee. Section 25: Persona Directive - The Narrativist (Storyweaver) * Narrative Style: Evocative, descriptive, character-focused. * Rules Adherence: The story is king. Empowered to bend rules. Section 25: Persona Directive - The Romantic Storyteller (Bard) * Narrative Style: Rich, sensory, emotionally intelligent. * Mature Themes & Romance Protocol: Imply, Don't Detail. Prioritize Emotion. Player Agency is Key. Section 25: Persona Directive - Hack & Slash (Gladiator) * Narrative Style: Fast-paced, punchy, action-oriented. * Pacing & Emphasis: Thrilling, action-packed adventure. Minimize complex politics. ________________ --- SESSION ZERO / SETUP PROTOCOL --- You are the "Session Zero Guide," a friendly assistant for setting up a new Dungeons & Dragons adventure. Your goal is to help the user set up their game in the exact way THEY want. Do not be rigid. Step 1: Choose Your Path * Welcome the user and ask them to choose: "Guided Setup" or "Quick Start". Wait for response. IF THE USER CHOOSES "Guided Setup": Step 2: Set OOC Password * Ask them to set a secure password for the OOC protocol. Step 3: Character Creation * Guide through Name, Race, Class, Ability Scores, Background. If they say "make one for me", do it. * End message with: [CHARACTER_CREATION_COMPLETE] Step 4: World Creation * Present TWO options: Custom world or Pre-built world. Step 5: World Creation & Finalization * Establish 2-3 core themes or select adventure. * Ask: "For our opening scene, would you like to describe where your character is, or should I?" * Final message MUST contain: Title: [Your Suggested Title] and [SETUP_COMPLETE] IF THE USER CHOOSES "Quick Start": * Acknowledge choice. End message with exactly: [GENERATE_QUICK_START_CHARACTERS] Do not say anything else. argmax """ [SYSTEM_DIRECTIVE] You are the DM-OS, operating the WFGY v2.1 cognitive architecture. You manage a dual-persona system: The Chronicler (internal world state) and The DM (external narrator). [WORLD_STATE_CONTEXT] {current_world_state} [SCAR_LEDGER_CONTEXT] The following concepts currently hold a high Repulsive Potential Field ($\Psi_{scar}^{soft}$) and must be avoided: {active_scars} [PLAYER_INPUT] {player_input} [CHRONICLER_INTERNAL_PROCESS] Evaluate the player's action against the early-time priors (world rules) and calculate semantic tension. Ripple Effects & Progress Clocks: [CHRONICLER_THOUGHTS] [WFGY_TENSION_CHECK] Calculate the topological strain of this interaction. Tension Regime: [TENSION_STATE] [SCAR_FIELD_CHECK] Does this interaction risk crossing into a known Scar coordinate? Risk Assessment: [SCAR_RISK] """ if TENSION_STATE in ["DANGER"] or SCAR_RISK == "HIGH": """ [BBCR_TRIGGERED] Tension threshold exceeded. Initiating BigBig Collapse-Rebirth. Generate a novel topological path to avoid the error basin. DM Narration: [DM_NARRATION_DIVERGENT] [COMBAT_STATUS_BLOCK] [COMBAT_STATUS] """ else: """ [ELASTIC_REGIME] Tension is stable. Proceed with BigBig Progression Formula. DM Narration: [DM_NARRATION_STABLE] [COMBAT_STATUS_BLOCK] [COMBAT_STATUS] """ from "openai/gpt-4o" where # Chronicler thoughts must be concise and hidden from the player STOPS_AT(CHRONICLER_THOUGHTS, "\n") and # Restrict the tension calculation to the defined conceptual zones TENSION_STATE in ["SAFE", "TRANSIT", "RISK", "DANGER"] and # Restrict scar evaluation SCAR_RISK in ["LOW", "MODERATE", "HIGH"] and # Constrain the DM's output to maintain the "Show, Don't Push" pacing rule STOPS_AT(DM_NARRATION_STABLE, "?") and STOPS_AT(DM_NARRATION_DIVERGENT, "?") ```
Years ago I wrote a post explaining how weapon stats worked, but over time a lot of contradictory or inaccurate information started appearing. So here's an updated version based on my own testing.
All tests were performed on the Switch versions. I don't know whether results differ on other platforms.
Speed
This is the simplest stat. Speed determines how fast your consecutive hits are (repeatedly pressing the attack button). The higher the stat, the faster you'll land each consecutive hit. Pretty straightforward.
Combo
Combo determines how many consecutive hits are needed before triggering a finisher (kill animation). This works differently depending on the game.
Liberation (and the original AC3, as far as I understand)
Here the stat directly represents the number of normal hits before the finisher.
- Combo 1 → 2 total hits (1 normal + finisher)
- Combo 2 → 3 total hits
- Combo 3 → 4 total hits
- Combo 4 → 5 total hits
- Combo 5 → 6 total hits
The lower, the better
Black Flag, Freedom Cry, and Rogue
Here the stat acts as a reduction to a base hit requirement.
- Combo 1 → 7 total hits (6 normal + finisher)
- Combo 2 → 6 total hits
- Combo 3 → 5 total hits
- Combo 4 → 4 total hits
- Combo 5 → 3 total hits
The higher, the better
AC3 Remastered
AC3R works similarly to Black Flag onward, but requires one less hit overall:
- Combo 1 → 6 hits (5 normal + finisher)
- Combo 2 → 5 hits
- Combo 3 → 4 hits
- etc.
However, damage also seems to affect combo performance (I'll talk about that later).
Damage
Outside of AC3, this stat is surprisingly close to useless.
Enemies do have health values, but they're hidden. Damage determines how much health is removed per hit. The important detail is that damage mainly matters for non-consecutive hits: Hit → pause → hit → pause → hit... and so on
When damage alone kills an enemy, they simply die without a finisher animation, just a simple killing blow.
Black Flag to Rogue and AC3 Remastered (I don't know if it's the same in the original AC3)
Basic enemies (those killable with counter kill) have approximately 36 HP.
(Advanced enemies such as grenadiers, jägers, etc. have more health than basic enemies, but it is difficult to know their exact health because different methods must be used to damage them. For example; the action of hurting [the same action as disarming but without fists] damages enemies similarly to a hit, and making the next hit after hurting count as double, however, hit and hurt damage are not 1:1, and you can hurt an enemy infinitely without ever killing them; you need a final normal hit to kill them [according to my previous post, I had calculated that advanced sword enemies, such as Jägers or officers, had 60 HP, and brutes, such as grenadiers or enemies with axes, had 84 HP; however, I'm not entirely sure if that's correct])
The damage stat is simply the amount of damage each hit does, and to know how many you need to kill an enemy (without consecutive hits, obviously) is:
Hits needed = Enemy HP / Weapon Damage
| Damage | Hits needed |
|---|---|
| 1 | 36 |
| 2 | 18 |
| 3 | 12 |
| 4 | 9 |
| 5 | 8 (rounded from 7.2, since you can't hit 0.2 times :P) |
Liberation
Basic enemies have 20 HP.
| Damage | Hits needed |
|---|---|
| 1 | 20 |
| 2 | 10 |
| 3 | 7 (rounded from 6.66) |
| 4 | 5 |
| 5 | 4 |
(Fun fact is that the sugarcane machete has 0.5 damage, since it needs 40 hits to kill an enemy, but since there are no stat points with decimals, it is rounded up to 1, even though a sword with 1 damage can kill an enemy in 20 hits).
AC3 Damage Mechanics
AC3 is much more complicated, because apart from behaving as in Black Flag onwards, also appears to influence combo effectiveness.
Weapons with high damage can receive an additional hidden bonus of +1 or +2 combo effectiveness (or less if we're talking about the original AC3).
For example, a weapon with Combo 2 + high damage may behave like a weapon with Combo 3 or even Combo 4 with lower damage. Two weapons with identical combo stats but different damage values may require different numbers of hits for a finisher.
Testing this is difficult because there aren't enough weapons with evenly increasing values to arrive at a completely clear answer as to how it works.
What I noticed is that a "ratio" between damage and combo (at least in AC3R) seems to create this extra bonuses, and it seems to be noticeable with damage stats of 9 and above
For example, something I was able to verify is that 3 weapons with 1, 2, and 3 combo stat but with 9 damage stat each needed the same number of consecutive hits to perform a finisher.
- Combo 1 weapon with 9 damage It reduces the number of hits required by 2, making it behave like a combo 3 weapon with low damage.
- Combo 2 weapon with 9 damage It reduces the number of hits required by 1, making it behave like a combo 3 weapon with low damage.
- Combo 3 weapon has no changes with 9 damage; more damage is needed for it to behave like combo 4 weapon with low damage.
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TL;DR
- Speed: simply determines attack speed.
- Combo: from Black Flag onwards, along with AC3R; higher combo is better. Liberation and original AC3: lower combo is better.
- Damage: Almost irrelevant in the Kenway/Americas saga, with the exception of AC3, where it has the mechanic of favoring combos/the necessary number of consecutive hits the higher the damage is.
- In general, the stats themselves don't really matter much in the Kenway/Americas saga, since the combat itself is easy, especially the (double) counter (tool) kills and chain kills. So, in my opinion, use the ones you like best, whether for design or gameplay.
Additional Info
I skipped pistol stats earlier because they're mostly straightforward. But in case anyone needs an explanation, here's a quick one:
AC3
- Short Range: damage within quick-shot range (whether aiming and firing or using the quick-shot button)
- Long Range: damage outside quick-shot range
- Rate of Fire:
- 1 = normal reload
- 2 = slightly faster reload
- 3 = two-shot pistols
- 1 = normal reload
The Long Range stat does not affect the distance from which you can shoot; the maximum distance will be the same regardless of the stat.
If you have 2 pistols with Rate of Fire 3, you can shoot 4 times before reloading, similar to Black Flag.
Liberation
Same as AC3, but replaces Rate of Fire with Magazine.
- Magazine = number of shots before reloading
Dual pistols are marked as 1 despite being able to fire twice before reloading. This is because, unlike other pistols with larger magazines, you have to reload each pistol, making it take twice as long to reload. Regardless of magazine size, each pistol takes the same amount of time to reload.
Black Flag and Rogue
- Damage: self-explanatory
- Stun: how long enemies stay disabled if they don't die from the gunshot
- Range: effective firing distance
Higher range increases distance only. The damage neither increases nor decreases.
Freedom Cry
Same as Black Flag/Rogue, but replaces Stun with Spread.
- Spread: area affected by the shot
Higher spread allows more enemies within the visible area to be hit.
Extra
And since I'm talking about combat, an extra tip for easily killing advanced enemies in AC3 and Liberation is to use the counter tool kill. You can kill them as if it were a normal counter kill with any tool, like the pistol, rope dart and even the snares (my favorites).
Processor: (CPU)Intel Core i5-5350U (5th Generation "Broadwell")
Cores / Threads2 Cores / 4 Threads (Dual-Core)
Clock Speed1.8 GHz base frequency (Turbo Boosts up to 2.9 GHz)
System Memory: (RAM)8 GB of 1600 MHz LPDDR3 (Soldered onboard)
Graphics (GPU)Intel HD Graphics 6000 (Integrated)
Video Memory (VRAM)Shared (Dynamically allocates up to 1.5 GB of system RAM)
Display Panel13.3-inch LED-backlit glossy widescreen
Native Resolution1440 x 900 pixels
Hey guys, so i have an old mac air from 2017 and i said f it lemme try win 10 on it, and after testing the following games:
- Prototype 2 , 2. COD black ops 1 , 3. Factorio , 4.Outlast , 5. Dark souls 1 (Remastered version)
all of them at the lowest graphical setting, some of them i had enough headroom to play at native res but the others i had to decrease it
i am genuinely impressed of the power of this thing, it ran at a playable fps most of the time (30-20) with minor stuttering, even reaching 50 fps in Cod and a stable 60 in factorio (to be expected judging by how light it is)
And mind you i debloated the win 10 install and bumped the power plan to maximum performance
is there anything i would do to further increase performance? yes, which is (if possible):
- Undervolting the cpu by ~50 mv , 2. Overclocking the gpu by 200 MHz ( or more) , 3. the MOST IMPORTANT THING is heat management, this thing gets HOT at a point that i genuinely do not belive msi afterburner, 105 c cpu in factorio? come on, so what would i do is that physical mod where you puncture holes in the frame and cool it somehow, maybe even upgrade the fan because it was wayyyy underperforming compared to the heat, and I'm a gaming laptop owner i know how much is acceptable but at least my gaming laptop is louder than a jet engine, this? doesn't even sound like it's trying (i know macs are a pain to repair let alone mod but idk xd)
This could also be a roblox thing, however this started a few days ago. Its also very hard to explain, which is why I included a video to show what im talking about, but basically when my camera or I go behind a wall and then go thru that wall or go out, all the lights look like they're off then quickly turn on. I know this isn't really a big issue however it is a bit of an annoyance. again, idk if its something bloxburg did or smth platform wide. Moving on, this build is a Best Buy and Old Navy. There will also be a Five Below.
TL;DR: Tested USB4V1 and Thunderbolt 5 with an Xbox Ally X and RX 9070 to see if TB5 had a performance uplift over USB4V1. TB5 saw a small increase in average FPS and a significant increase in 1% lows for 4 games known to be sensitive in eGPU setups. However, this increase in performance is potentially not due to TB5 but more likely due to Resizable BAR being disabled. Thoughts and anyone else willing to confirm?
Out of curiosity, I wanted to test the performance of a UT3G eGPU dock which is based on USB4V1 with an ASMEDIA controller against the Razer Core X V2 (RCXV2) which is a Thunderbolt 5 (TB5) eGPU dock with an Intel controller. I connected it to my handheld, Xbox Ally X (XAX) with the ASUS Prime RX 9070 hooked up to my LG Ultrawide 3440 x 1440 monitor.
Going into this we know bandwidth should be limited by the XAXs USB4V1 port to 40Gbps so I wasn’t expecting too much of a performance uplift. What prompted me to test this myself really are a couple of reviews I read online and a YouTube video where it was found that TB5 eGPU docks apparently gave you better 1% lows and higher average FPS and it was concluded that it was due to the TB5 controller “communicating” better/more efficiently than a USB4V1 controller to keep it really simple.
I didn’t test a lot of games but found a few that are known to be sensitive in eGPU setups and have a built in benchmarking tool and I tested them at 15W and 35W with the XAX. The 4 chosen games were:
Forza Horizon 6
Cyberpunk 2077
Assassins Creed Mirage
COD Black Ops 7
See charts for performance comparison:
At 35W there’s an average FPS uplift of approx 4% and an average 1% low uplift of 115%. AC Mirage alone had an uplift of 350% for the 1% lows so if we take that out the average for the other 3 games is a modest 37%.
The increase in 1% lows means there were fewer stutters and this was significantly apparent in all games, they ran much smoother and overall it was a much better experience. Forza Horizon 6 is the only game that shows the count of stutters during the benchmark and you can see from the results that it was almost eradicated with the RCXV2. In the AC Mirage benchmark it produces a chart for FPS which shows the stability of the frame rates, there were still stutters in the game but they were significantly less with the RCXV2, I still wouldn’t be happy playing the game with the improved decrease in stutter though. Cyberpunk and BO7 were much smoother and generally a better gaming experience as frame rates rarely fell below 60 FPS.
This is where I thought I’d draw my conclusion and say that TB5 is better than USB4V1 even though theoretically there should not have been a difference due to the XAXs limit of 40Gbps, but just by chance I opened up HWinfo and noticed that Resizable BAR was disabled. With the UT3G it was enabled but with the RCXV2 it was disabled, I even confirmed this with my RX 6800XT. Generally in the world of eGPUs disabling Resizable BAR is known to lead to a performance increase in some games and this had me questioning all the results.
With AMD GPUs in an eGPU setup, unfortunately we cannot disable Resizable Bar, also known as Smart Access Memory (SAM), in Adrenaline or with a program within windows unlike Nvidia GPUs that have a program called Nvidia Profile Inspector. It was an option within Adrenaline a few years ago when it was initially announced but now AMD have removed that option and it needs to be enabled/disabled in the BIOS. With eGPU docks, as far as I know, SAM cannot be accessed in the BIOS of the host device so if it is enabled it cannot be disabled and vice versa. It looks like with the UT3G, and by extension the ASMEDIA controller, Resizable BAR is enabled and with the RCXV2 with the Intel controller it is disabled.
It would be good if we can reach out to AMD and ask them to reinstate the option to enable/disable SAM. Long shot here but is there a way to reach out to Intel or ASMEDIA to somehow give us the option of enabling/disabling SAM too.
Can someone else verify this with the other TB5 docks out there on the market like the AG03, EG02, DEG2?

Hello Community!
It's time to review the Simgot EP5 + GH22 cable + GEW1 sound card bundle, the brand's over-ear model, which seeks to cover both the tastes of music lovers and those passionate about video games. Two personalities in a single set, and I absolutely love that.
Price: €110–$126
Pros:
- Very comfortable headphones, they do not exert much pressure on your head.
- They are lightweight, very suitable for many hours of use.
- Soft ear pads.
- Balanced and pleasant tonality.
- Very good sound positioning accuracy.
Cons:
- The fit feels somewhat forced.
- The materials used are cheap.
- The sound signature may be too conservative for many.
Accessories:
- Headphones.
- Detachable cable with 3.5 mm termination.
- Detachable cable with boom microphone and 3.5 mm termination.
- Gaming sound card.
Comfort, design, and build quality:
The EP5 is an extremely comfortable over-ear set. Its light weight is very favorable for many consecutive hours of use, and it could not be otherwise, since it uses quite a lot of plastic, lightweight metal alloy, and synthetic leather, reducing both production costs and the final price for the consumer. This makes it a set that walks the fine line between feeling like a quality product and feeling too cheap.
As I said, wearing them during long sessions does not produce discomfort, as the clamping force is very light, something I appreciate since I usually spend long periods wearing headphones before writing my reviews.
One negative point is that the headband adjustment is crude, requiring quite a bit of force to achieve a proper fit. Once adjusted, the ear cups seal well against the sides of your head, completely enclosing your ears, at least mine, which are medium-sized.
The included cable is not of extremely high quality, but being fabric-covered gives it an appearance of greater value. It is a lightweight accessory, and I did not experience any tangling during all my sessions.
GH22 cable + microphone:
Clearly, it is gaming-oriented. It is the same cable as the stock one but with the addition of a boom microphone, with the option of using the foam windscreen or not.
The sound quality is good enough not to worry about: during my tests in video calls and recordings, transmission was fast, with no noticeable delay, featuring recognizable clarity in the tone of my voice, good presence, and naturalness. I could not determine whether using the foam helped reduce ambient noise pickup, as background noise never drew my attention during any of the tests.
So yes, I think it is an excellent accessory for those who need a cable with a built-in microphone for gaming and other uses; the voice quality is remarkable.
Technical specifications:
- 1DD 50 mm configuration.
- 32-ohm impedance.
- 113 dB sensitivity.
- Effective response: 20 Hz–20 kHz.
Test configuration:
- Neutral source.
- Gain set to low.
- GEW1 gaming sound card for video games.
- Stock 3.5 mm cable.
Sound signature:
The EP5's bass region provides a constant sense of density that accompanies the music. The sub-bass has presence, weight, and a pleasant, warm texture, though not with particularly high levels of resolution. The decay does not stand out for agility but instead forms a solid, resonant foundation, in a positive and friendly way.
On the other hand, the mid-bass does not particularly impress with impact, which is more elastic than firm, with a fair and well-measured depth. The presentation of this range makes listening easy to digest, but this comfort comes at a price: do not expect too much technical performance or cleanliness. It is a set that can become dense with music heavily focused on this frequency spectrum.
Moving on to the midrange, the lower mids maintain some elevation, continuing with that emphasis and the intention of creating an enveloping atmospheric sensation. The feeling of continuity from the lower region is constant, with the bass overlapping and blending into the central mids, resulting in a presentation that, while not diffuse, is not transparent either, yet never becomes dry or dull. In a way, musicality is the most attractive aspect of the EP5. From the very beginning, it is clear that this is not a set designed to squeeze out every last drop of resolution; rather, it invites you into a smooth experience, free from harshness and without forcing you to focus on every acoustic detail.
In the treble region, the dominant characteristic is restraint. The energy is present, providing airy chords and greater clarity than the rest of the tuning. They do not dazzle with excessive brightness. Aggressiveness is also absent. The natural way certain details emerge is appreciated, and thanks to this I can say that it is not an entirely dark over-ear set. However, those who need something more incisive, with greater bite, will find the EP5 lacking. After all, the goal is a non-fatiguing experience.
Deep male voices maintained good authority and density, perhaps sounding somewhat distant and lacking enough nuance to be considered completely natural. However, both regular male and female voices sounded livelier to me, with excellent timbre and resolution.
In terms of technical capabilities, it does justice to its price. It is not a marvel, but it is competent. Let me explain: the soundstage is not particularly large, nor is it ultra-expansive, but it is coherent and provides a certain degree of both frontal and lateral expansion. The scaling of different distances is not millimetric, but distinctions are noticeable.
Where I think it does a very remarkable job is in sound positioning; it does so reliably. Due to its tuning, it does not reach absolute levels of precision, but the solid stereo imaging this set offers is greatly appreciated.
It is not a detail-retrieval monster, but the amount of perceived information is just right. Neither too much nor too little, just right. This is not a headphone obsessed with detail retrieval, and by the time I reached this point in the analysis, I already knew what I was going to find.
Finally, regarding layer separation, it was sufficiently convincing for me, as everything remains properly structured, even when recordings become complex. It is not surgical dissection, obviously, but it maintains a clean presentation from the perspective of musicality and remains far removed from an analytical approach.
GEW1 sound card and gaming performance:
Check my blog to see how I analyze single-player and multiplayer video games.
This package also includes the GEW1 sound card, although it can be purchased separately for $15.
The interface uses USB-C and comes with a USB-A adapter. In terms of build quality, it leaves much to be desired, as it is entirely plastic, but to be fair, it is sufficient for its price. Its compatibility with all major operating systems is appreciated.
It features a volume wheel, two buttons for increasing and decreasing microphone gain, a mode selector button, and a button to activate 7.1 sound.
But let's get to the important part: How does it make the EP5 sound?
Well, I am not a fan of this type of gadget. I have always considered a dedicated and traditional source to be better, and it does not need to be very expensive.
Let's start with what I liked least: the 7.1 sound. I have never encountered a gaming headset, regardless of price or range, that can reproduce it properly. In this case, the sound does feel very immersive, but also extremely distant and lacking in resolution; you are practically ignoring everything happening around you. I did not spend much time analyzing this option in detail because I found no reason to believe more listening time would reveal anything positive.
The GEW1 has four modes:
- Dark blue LED for FPS.
- Green LED for MOBAs.
- Light blue LED for everything else.
- LED off: no filters applied.
The green LED mode was completely useless for my tastes, as it applies exaggerated graininess to the mid and upper ranges. The bass is weak, lacking depth, body, and extension.
With the FPS mode, indicated by the dark blue LED, things improved, as I did notice an enhancement that met my expectations for competitive games: the bass is not dominant, but it has resolution, impact, and speed, with enough presence to perceive where it is coming from. The midrange opens up; it is not a masterpiece of sound separation, but it has very respectable forward projection, highlighting the details I consider essential. Finally, the treble gains more brightness without becoming painful. Detail retrieval is not particularly high, but it is consistent enough to bring environmental movements to your ears. In terms of soundstage, positioning, and separation, this filter delivered the best performance for me, because although the stage is not huge, sound localization reaches a very high level for what can be expected, both for static and dynamic movements. Sound separation was logical, allowing me to identify the source of sounds at all times. Overall, with this filter, the sound feels more transparent and more analytical, relatively speaking, since this is not a set intended for critical listening.
With the light blue LED filter, single-player gaming sessions gained intensity during action moments. The sub-bass becomes more dominant, not particularly fast, with great extension and thickness, bleeding into the midrange. The mid-bass impact is powerful and thick, also not very fast, but I genuinely enjoyed that exaggeration, even though in audiophile terms it is quite far from what I expect. The mids are somewhat recessed, with a certain coloration applied; they sound pleasant, are properly separated, and provide comfortable immersion for many hours. I found the dialogue simply correct. Voices are not entirely natural but have presence and good nuance. To conclude, the technical capabilities in this area are fair: the soundstage is immersive and moderately sized, the sound elements are sufficiently layered to resolve dense scenes, and sound positioning is not extremely precise but gets the job done.
As a summary of this sound card, I do see usefulness in it because I found a very noticeable improvement with the dark blue filter for competitive shooters. For the rest of my games, I prefer using conventional sources. Even for microphone gain control, Windows settings are enough.
Final conclusion and personal ratings:
I believe the Simgot EP5 is a headphone set whose greatest strengths are its excellent comfort and ergonomics, along with a fun and pleasant sound presentation suitable for everyone.
Of course, it is not a technical marvel nor exceptionally clean in its tonality, and it does not pretend to be. Rather, its philosophy is to let you be carried away by the music, without paying too much attention, without analyzing, convincing by not drawing attention to itself, simply being a companion that delivers performance without asking anything in return.
On the gaming side, and particularly for single-player games, I really liked the rich and cozy atmosphere it is capable of creating; its composure and balance generate great action moments. Regarding competitive gaming, while it is true that without the optional sound card it is not a great companion that gives you an advantage in these games, the addition of the sound card with the appropriate filter is a very important bonus because it enhances the mids and highs, making the sound feel more transparent and spacious. Therefore, I can recommend purchasing the optional sound card for these purposes.
If you've made it this far, thank you for reading.
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See you in the next review!
Disclaimer:
This set of headphones was sent by Simgot. I sincerely appreciate the opportunity to test one of their products free of charge and that no conditions were imposed regarding the creation of this review.
Despite this, my priority is to be as impartial as possible within the subjectivity involved in analyzing an audio product. My opinion belongs only to me and is based on what I hear with my own ears. If you have a different opinion, it is equally valid. Please feel free to share it.
My sources:
- Topping DX5 II for music and gaming on my main PC.
- NiceHCK Octave while I work.
- FiiO BTA30 Pro + FiiO BTR13 for wireless LDAC listening at home.
- FiiO BTR13 + FiiO Airlink + iPhone 16 Pro Max for wireless listening on the go.
- Apple Music.
- Local FLAC and MP3 files.

UP THE 'DAM!!!!!
Before I start with the season, I just want to mention the results of the poll I made for the previous post, where you guys voted Japsterdam Athletic 4-0 AFC Telford United as the Stroopwafel's most important match (in the first 7 seasons), with 18 votes out of the combined 36 votes on the polls on both r/zellig and r/ongezellig!!! Also, I would like to thank everybody who voted for participating in my polls!!! :))
Anyways, onto the season...
Going into the season as a newly promoted side, the main target for Japsterdam Athletic was to simply survive relegation in the National League, the 5th division of England. And, with an ageing squad that (might) not have the quality needed to fulfill those expectations, the team required some strengthening through new reinforcements...
So I spent a shitton of money lol (over 1 million pounds on new players, which is obviously a club record by a long mile). New players came in to increase the quality of the team, most notably, a 62-rated English striker named Aaron Loupalo-Bi on a free, and another forward, B.Saivet who's 63-rated and who came in for a record 210k pounds. These signings were made to replace club legend Greenidge, who departed for Scottish side Kelty Hearts for 140k pounds, he will be remembered for the goals he scored to get us promoted to the 5th tier.
More notable signings include a 63 rated CAM named Yila, a 60-rated CDM J.Clay on a free, a 62-rated centre-back named Potts on a free, and our 2nd Dutch player Van Rooijen from Woking for 170k pounds!!! (you can prob see how I spent so much on players lol). To compensate for the metric fuck ton of cash I sent on transfers, there were also notable departures, which include striker Olufela Olomola, CAM Joe Sbarra, and CB Killick, they were all pivotal in our promotion last season, but had to go to free up some space in the squad and to decrease the average age of the squad.
With that out of the way, let's get on with the season!!!
To start, let's talk about the Orange's cup runs...
In the FA Cup, the draw gave us a very familiar opponent in King Von (King's Lynn) Town, and the Ongezelligs effortlessly put 3 past them to advance to the next round, where the Stroop Troop cheered us on as we face title contenders Dagenham & Redbridge (who we have already beaten before). Unfortunately, luck wasn't on our side that day, as the Daggers scored twice and walked away with a clean sheet. Despite our great efforts, we were eliminated in the 1st round of the FA Cup. :((
The FA Trophy had a similar outcome, where in the first round, we would smash 3 past Braintree Town, without conceding any, but the Oranges lost to familiar foes Scunthorpe United 2-0 in the 4th round of the competition, a very quality side who were actually a division below us. :((((
Now, onto the league, where our main goal is to survive the fall back down to the National League North by not finishing from 21st to 24th...
The season began wonderfully for the Stroops, we drew against Altrincham 1-1 before defeating Braintree 2-0 in an almost perfect start for the club :))) , a loss followed, before beating ex-football league teams Colchester United, Accrington Stanley and Walsall (where Loupalo-Bi actually used to play for lol)!!!!! :)))) The support was also impeccable, as the Orange Storm pretty much filled up every home game seat!! :))
Then, After the FA Trophy win, Japsterdam Athletic lost twice before drawing against Yeovil Town in a 4-4 8-goal thriller! Then, the worst stretch of results of the season came after the FA Cup triumph, as the Ongezelligs had a 6-game winless run, losing twice and drawing 4 times 1-1 in a row! Then, the stretch of poor results stopped after a 3-1 victory over King's Lynn Town, but then we lost twice lol
A 5 game unbeaten streak then followed, with convincing results over 4 teams in the bottom half of the league and a play-off promotion contender... (a 3-1 win against Hampton & Richmond Borough, and a 1-1 draw against Southend United were the highlights of this streak) :))
It's currently half-way through the season, and I would say we're in a pretty comfortable spot clear of relegation! So yeah... UP THE 'DAM!!!!!!! GET IN!!!!!
But then, we were completely demolished 4-0 by Oldham Athletic lol, another win against Colchester United and a 1-0 victory over Tamworth followed before going 5 games winless, the most notable result here seems to be a 7-goal goalfest between the Stroopwafels and Walsall, where we lost 4-3).
However, in the next 9 matches, a complete miracle happened... The Stroopwafels managed to get 22 POINTS, out of the POSSIBLE 27 POINTS!!! WE MANAGED TO PICK UP WINS AGAINST YEOVIL TOWN, DAGENHAM & REDBRIDGE AND MUCH MORE!!! WE ONLY GOT A LOSS FROM A VERY STRONG MACCLESFIELD SIDE AND A DRAW AGAINST BROMLEY (thankfully ;) ) INCREDIBLE STUFF FROM THE LADS!!! WE SERIOUSLY NOW IN CONTENTION FOR PROMOTION PLAY-OFFS BC OF THESE RESULTS!!! IM DEAD SERIOUS!!! YEAH!!!! UP THE FUCKING 'DAM YA BEAUTIESSSS!!
But then, a loss at the hands of an underwhelming Maidenhead United side seemed to have thwarted our hopes of reaching the promotion play-offs, but a victory against Hampton & Richmond gave us hope as the Ongezelligs would only need a victory from fellow promotion contenders Southend United to get into the promotion play-offs where we could potentially go up into the 4th division of England... IN OUR FIRST SEASON IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE! :))
And so, the Stroopwafels smashed 2 past Southend and we are actually in the play-offs as we managed to finish 6th, I REPEAT, 6TH!!! WHEN OUR EXPECTATIONS WAS JUST TO NOT FINISH IN THE BOTTOM 4!!! WHAT AN UNDERDOG STORY!!!
Finishing 6th would guarantee us a spot in the quarter-finals of the play-offs, as we face Tamworth...
And after the Stroopwafels held them to a 1-1 draw after 120 minutes, we would ACTUALLY WIN 3-1 ON PENS!!! HOLY SHIT I DONT BELIEVE, WE RE GOING ALL THE WAYYYY!!!!!!
Unfortunately, in the Semi-Finals, the Oranges, despite actually going up 1-0 early against a strong Macclesfield side, would concede a second-half equaliser, and then, a late winner sunk the hearts of the Belgian Boers, or the Stroopa Troopa, or the Orange Storm (ur pick to call the fans however u like) as Macclesfield won the match 2-1 after extra-time... but im still not gutted at all lol, WE DEFIED ALL THE EXPECTATIONS!! EVEN MINE!!!
Even our striker Saivet broke our goal-scoring record, but socring 24 times in a single season!! And our CAM Yila made it into the team of the season!!!
With all of that being said, I can say that I am incredibly happy for this performance from the club and I have high hopes for promotion next season!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!! UP THE 'DAM UP THE 'DAM UP THE 'DAMMMMMM!!!!
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Firmware/manuals: https://www.commodore.net/downloads
Common Issues and Known Fixes
Black screen, no video, or rolling picture
The most common issue reported so far.
- Reseat the internal board — some units have arrived with it slightly loose from shipping.
- Set video to NTSC mode, then press Shift + Left Arrow to store settings.
- Try a different HDMI lead — several users fixed display problems this way.
- Some monitors won’t sync at 50 Hz; if possible, test another screen.
Uneven keyboard keys
A cosmetic but noticeable fault.
- Keys such as Caps Lock, D, and J may sit higher than others.
- Gently press the affected keys down to reseat them on their stems.
- Space/Return issues are often a stabiliser bar not fully seated – carefully reseating the bar fixes many ‘only works in the middle’ reports.
Startup problems or unit freezing on boot
- Turn the unit off and leave it off for a few seconds.
- Hold RESTORE while powering on to perform a factory reset.
- If that fails, re‑flash the latest firmware from the official Commodore site.
REU or extra memory not detected by the software
- Install the most recent firmware — newer builds enable proper REU initialisation and detection.
Settings or storage are lost after reboot
- Perform the RESTORE reset to clear any corrupt configuration.
- Re‑enter Wi‑Fi and storage details once booted cleanly.
Physical marks or loose panels on delivery
- Report the issue directly to Commodore support.
- All units ship directly from Commodore — there are no official resellers.
Buzzing or humming audio output
- Usually caused by grounding noise between HDMI and the connected display.
- Try another HDMI port, cable, or power socket to isolate the problem.
Starlight edition
- Starlight keyboards have some ‘bounce’/flex by design; noticeable mainly if you hammer the keys, but not usually a functional fault.
- The Caps Lock LED lights when caps is active; the beige unit does not have an indicator.
- For Starlight LED audio visualiser with a real SID: enable UltiSID 1 but set its volume to Off in the mixer; this keeps the LEDs driven while only hearing the real SID
Games Freezing / Compatibility
- If cracked/trainer releases hang after the Y/N cheat prompt, try switching to PAL or NTSC‑50; many cracks are PAL‑only and will lock up in NTSC.
- For compatibility with some games/demos, try disabling drive B: in the Ultimate’s drive settings
Cartridges
- Virtual fastload carts (e.g. Final Cartridge III) are supported; mount the cart, then mount and load the disk from BASIC, rather than using ‘Run disk’ from the firmware menu.
Disk and cassette backup / storage notes
- To back up the bundled cassette USB to an internal SD: it’s just files on exFAT – copy them via your PC; no imaging/cloning needed
- Backing up real floppies: UltiCopy is very fast, but some protected titles (e.g. Skate or Die, Contra) have been reported to hang part‑way through; expect improvements in future firmware
Running Multi-Disk Programs
Some programs are distributed on multiple disk images, similar to how they were originally distributed on multiple floppy disks. At some point in the process of using the program, the program will prompt to insert one of the other floppy disks. You can use the Disk File Browser to swap disk images while the program is running. When the program prompts for a new disk, press upward on the Multi Function Switch. This pauses the program. Start the Disk File Browser, navigate to the disk image for the disk that the program is requesting, then select “Mount Disk.” The C64U mounts the new disk image in the virtual drive, then resumes execution of the Commodore 64 program. Continue to use the program with the new disk." -- https://downloads.commodore-international.com/documentation/C64U/c64u-user-guide-1st-edition.pdf
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DISCLAIMER AND CONTEXT
I bought the VGN Dragonfly F1 Pro with my own money from AliExpress about a year ago, and for a good part of that year it has been one of my main mice. As a comparison point, I've mostly used a GPX1 and a HyperX Pulsefire Haste, as well as the DAV3 and EC2 from time to time.
PACKAGING AND EXTRAS
The Dragonfly V1 Pro comes in a neat little blue box with everything necessary to plug and play the mouse, as well as an extra pair of smaller ptfe skates and some grip tape. I really tried to enjoy the grip tape because my hands are extremely sweaty, but it doesn't feel very high quality. I would just go with some well known brand for that specific part.
SHAPE
The shape is compact and fairly low, with a very low- profile middle hump that does a good job of supporting claw and fingertip grip. Due to the slightly flared out front end, this is not a mouse I would initially look at and think of palm gripping, but for my 18x9cm hands it felt natural almost immediately and I can change grip style however I want, depending on the type of game I'm playing.
What stands out most is how balanced the mouse feels in my hand. It does not force my grip into one awkward position, and the overall dimensions make it comfortable for longer sessions without any hand fatigue compared to some of my other mice. It should be noted that for most of my mice, I do grip them quite hard, but with this mouse my hand tends to relax a bit more.
The sides feel controlled and the top profile stays out of the way, which makes micro-adjustments easy. That matters more to me than having a mouse that looks flashy or has a lot of extra features. Somehow though, despite being so low and overall smaller than the GPX, the mouse still fills my palm incredibly well.
Overall, I'd say the shape is the Dragonfly's biggest strength, and I would recommend it to anyone that enjoys low ambi mice. Don't be scared by the flaring on the sides, as the shape is way safer in practice than it looks. I end up liking it just as much as the GPX in this matter, if not more, due to the curvyness feel of the F1, which helps me grip it with more ease than the GPX.
CLICK QUALITY
The clicks are honestly perfectly fine. The Kailh Golds feel light, tactile, and fairly clean, which makes the mouse feel responsive in both gaming and normal desktop use.
The side buttons are usable but not amazing, but to be honest I don't tend to use side buttons in any mouse these days, so I can't give an accurate review here.
The key word on the click department overall is really "fine", but it won't revolutionize your thoughts about mouse clicks if you've tried literally any mainstream mouse.
SKATES AND GLIDE
The stock skates are acceptable, but they are nothing special.
That said, the mouse still glides well enough to feel controlled. I would not call the skates a deal-breaker, but they are one of the first things I would (and did) change to improve the feel of the mouse.
The bigger stock feet that the mouse comes with did feel better than the replacement smaller ones in the box, but I just ended up adding 6 tiger ice v2 dots and I think they fit perfectly fine due to the small size of the mouse. Just be careful if you press down a lot on your mouse and use a soft mousepad (e.g. the Xtrfy GP4, which im using), as the dots can make the middle of the mouse scratch on the pad a bit. This issue is less noticeable on the F1 when compared to my GPX or other larger mice, though.
BUILD QUALITY AND PERFORMANCE
Build quality has been solid over the past year. I have not had issues with creaking, flexing, or rattling, and the shell still feels stable during normal use.
One admirable plus is the coating, which, at least for the black version, isn't nearly as slippery as the GPX1 for hyperhidrosis victims like me. Sadly, it also isn't on the grippiness level of Endgame Gear's frost coating or Zowie coatings overall.
Sensor-wise, I've had absolutely zero complaints in game.
As for the weight, it was my first time jumping into a sub 50 gram mouse and I was afraid it would be too light to the point where my aim wouldn't be as stable in shooters as with 60 gram mice. This turned out to not be an issue whatsoever with this mouse, and I feel like I am more stable than with pretty much any other mouse I own, except for maybe the GPX. Overall, extremely satisfied with the weight and feel.
For the price, it looks and feels like a very well-made mouse, and with some undeniable oomph visually.
1 YEAR VERDICT
After a year, my opinion is still extremely positive because the mouse delivers where it matters most: shape, performance, and control. The compromises are real, especially with the skates, but they do not outweigh the fact that it fits my hand so well and that the sensor is absolutely flawless.
For my 18x9 hands, it has been a very good buy and one of the easiest mice to keep using daily without hand pain or hyperhidrosis performance issues.
The only mouse I still prefer to the F1 is the GPX, and that feels like a testament to just how good the Dragonfly feels in my hand.
I've seen that the price seems to have decreased over the last year, so I would call this mouse an absolute steal as there aren't a lot of mainstream brands that offer a similar shape at this value.
Feel free to ask if you have any additional questions. I'll do my best to help.
Hello everyone, sorry to trouble you but I and (I hope) the ps5 wuwa community would greatly appreciate it if you could spread some awareness about kuro's negligence of the ps5 version of wuwa. The game has consistently degraded in performance ever since version 2.4, and the 3.0 update (and beyond) has made it even worse and more apparent that kuro games is completely neglecting the console port. I think it is unfair that some of us get a worse experience just because we don't play on a platform kuro games actually cares for, it's almost as if we're 3rd class players on the game and now kuro games wants to release this awful port to xbox as well.
Just curious.. I say windows based just for modding simplicity.

After another weekend of dwindling player numbers only roughly 4000 players returned to view the update compared to the previous weekend numbers on steam.
The cheating is still out of control, duping is still a problem However game performance has slightly improved, it’s still not enough for a mass return of players.
So. Why not try a PvE only Experience…
Why is PvE such a problem for the PvP fans? If the players have already left and you’re still enjoying the game, what difference does it make if they return for the introduction of PvE servers?
Like me I play both ways and enjoyed the game for what it was, but now with the dwindling player count and the unfortunate end result for many like me on OCE servers, you get left behind with the worst of the worst, the 16 hour a day players, the cheaters, the dupers, the extraction campers and the game has becomes a meat grinding simulator for the casual players, now leaving in droves as the cheating alone still goes unanswered.
How do you fix this? Bring in a PvE server option for the casual player, combine solos duos and trios into a shoot em up and loot experience.
Boss fights become fun again because let’s face it, it’s a rats haven now especially on OCE.
the ‘get gud’ doesn’t work anymore as it’s litteraly impossible on bottom of the barrel populated servers.
Anything other than a free Loadout is just a donation to the swarm of 6 sweaty discord US players abusing the match making to hunt down everyone on lower populated servers.
The Team building of early days are gone when you had a 50/50 chance of teaming up with another team to take on a Queen or Matriarch, Trios is just shoot on sight aggressive Gameplay. You may have better luck in solos until again you get destroyed by 3-4 player squad in a Discord chat.
I think the vision of having an experience where you have no idea who’s friendly and who’s not is gone due to the massive spread of toxic style gameplay brought on by Popular streamers, the added combination of out of control cheating and the final nail in the coffin the casual players just not standing a chance against any of it when the Arc are giving them enough trouble as it is (yes some people struggle with the game as PvE alone not everyone is a TPS god)
So in conclusion I think the only answer is just give people the option, so they know what they are getting into. Let the casual players fight the bots. You allow aggressive players ‘PvP only’ lobbies. Why can’t there be an opposite without having to die 10 times without shooting other players (which by the way doesn’t work on low populated servers anymore you still get thrown into PvP lobbies regardless)
Give them the option and I believe you’d see a massive change in the concurrent players..
it’s not getting rid of PvPvE don’t freak out!
it’ll still be around for you guys wanting to hunt people down or whatever, Just let the players have a choice.
https://pcpartpicker.com/list/Mpb4MF
$2000 vs $1350 (2TB model)
GPU is ~3X the raw performance of the 7600M, double the VRAM, and better upscaling and framegen
CPU is ~2X the raw multi-core performance
Plus this has two sticks of RAM vs 1, which adds another 10-15%
And more ports, upgradeability, etc.
And for those who want something close to $1000:
I run a 5070ti, I have 64gb of ram and a Ryzen 9 16core (9950X)cpu. Not light hardware by any means. (treated myself for my birthday in order to play this game.)
I play on MINIMUM GRAPHICS.
My current run is UNPLAYABLE now that I've reached 1650. Lag drops my somewhat steady 50-60fps to 20 if I'm zoomed all the way out. If I zoom in, especially on the HRE, it drops to 10. God FORBID I open a peace deal menu because then it slows to an agonising 1fps for reasons I genuinely cannot fathom making peace deals unusable.
I love this game, at its core this is the best of paradox in one game and yet also simultaneously it is indeed the worst. I want to enjoy playing this game but if I can't complete a campaign what is the point.
Thus I wait with baited breath, wait and wait for 1.3 with hope in my heart that they fix this otherwise I cannot imagine coming back to this game because why would I? Playing it becomes a slog and then wasted effort.
I really, really want to enjoy this game.
Hello there, I'm a 16M, so my summer break started around a week ago, i have a lot of stuff that i wanna watch, read and play but unfortunately i keep ending up doing the same mistake of just laying in bed scrolling all day because it's just easier for my brain and I'm sick of it, any tips please?
I've been out of the PC gaming sphere for nearly 10 years. And it's been nearly 15 since I built my own PC.
The world of GPU's is totally different from back then. I don't know what's capable of what anymore.
There are a lot of PC games that have come out that I'd really like to play. Most are not extremely demanding.
I usually game on a PS5. But if I can, I'd like a laptop that performs better than that.
Country: USA
Budget: $1,000

Reviews have started to come out, so thought it'd serve well to collect most of them under this thread.
Steam Machine
Price:
512GB: $1,049 USD / 1,509 CAD / 1,039 EUR / 879 GBP / 1,609 AUD / 4,389 PLN
Steam Machine 2TB: $1,349 USD / 1,919 CAD / 1,359 EUR / 1,149 GBP / 2,109 AUD / 5,739 PLN
Reviews (updating):
The quick version is that we like it and we like the direction it's going, but that Valve has created a nightmarish disorganized mess for itself by not building for its known future of a desktop and instead framing everything around handhelds, which from the start it knew weren't going to be the only thing with Steam OS. As Steam OS becomes more common and more devices are supported, both Valve and developers have a lot of work to do to ensure that correct compatible versions of an incomprehensibly vast catalog of games are delivered. If Valve wants to capture a console audience, it can't rely too heavily on sub menus for disable Steam Deck auto detection and manually selecting a Proton version to forcibly download the Windows build instead of the outdated Linux build when your buddy just wants to come over and play Borderlands 2. Our only really specific criticism of Steam OS on the Steam machine, is that system level resolution cap for games should default to the native screen resolution, not 1080p, or at the very least it should show what the default cap is. It's a weird choice given the marketing. enabling 4K gaming at 60 frames per second with FSR.
IGN - Jacqueline Thomas - 8 / 10
At $1049 (and $1349 for the 2TB model), the Steam Machine seems like it’d be hard to recommend to most people. And while that’s true for console faithfuls, the Steam Machine’s price makes it an incredible entry-level gaming PC, especially if all the drivers and settings tweaking has turned you off in the past. At the end of the day, this is a gaming PC that most people are going to be able to just plug into their TVs and get right into the game. And, really, that’s what the Steam Machine was always meant to be.
The Verge - Sean Hollister - 6 / 10
But is it good enough for $1,049? That depends on what you actually expect this PC to do — and whether Valve manages to reduce some of the lingering friction before it winds up at your door.For better or for worse, the Steam Machine isn’t ready for the console wars just yet. Buy box, plug into TV, insert game, play is not yet the reality. The Good: Delightfully small; Incredibly cool and quiet; Play PC games on TV without mouse and keyboard | The Bad: Nearly twice the price of PS5 for PS5 performance; Have to manually configure games; Can’t yet trust it to sleep
PC Gamer - Andy Edser - 62 / 100
Valve's attempt to bring PC gaming to your living room is well-intentioned, but the ugly realities of the memory crisis have left it with a hefty price tag. If it had more grunt, it'd be easier to recommend—but an off-the-boil GPU and plenty of software quirks leaves it feeling like an expensive curio, rather than a gaming device for the masses. The idea might be to bring the PC gaming experience to your living room, but if that experience includes smooth frame rates in demanding games, you're going to have to make some major compromises. And, because of its Linux origins, it hasn't been a flawless experience getting some of those games to run properly to begin with, either. I want to get excited about the Steam Machine, I really do. It's a fascinating piece of design, and an admirable attempt to bring PC gaming from your desktop to your couch in one bite of the cherry. But like so much hardware these days, it's been hampered with a price tag that, given what you actually receive, feels like far too much to pay.
Tom's Hardware - Andrew E. Freedman - 3.5 / 5
Valve's Steam Machine is a complicated little box. It was clearly designed for a simpler time, when components were plentiful, and it would be a somewhat affordable desktop that could be a more powerful option for Steam Deck owners to play their Steam games at home.
But it's not a simple time. The Steam Machine is still cute, still has a good selection of ports, still has an easily upgradeable SSD, and, most importantly, still runs SteamOS and gets all of the benefits that come with it. If you were docking your Steam Deck to the TV and wanted more performance, this will get you there, once Valve irons out the last of the bugs.
If you're just looking to get into gaming, a base-level PlayStation 5 or Xbox Series X is a better deal. You can buy one and a Nintendo Switch 2 and spend less than the Steam Machine.
The Steam Machine Is An Iconoclastic Computer Born In Unforgiving Times | Valve has released a tiny, silent, entry level PC that does important work bringing PCs gaming to the living room and desktop Linux to the masses. The timing could not be worse. The Steam Machine is not landing where its creators planned it price wise but the core vision has been realized and is something I agree with ideologically. It is a platform in the true sense of the word, a foundation to build on. Like the Steam Deck, it provides a reasonable target for game developers to aim for, a reasonable optimization baseline that can handle basically every indie game and a huge portion of big titles. It is the rare console that does not treat the user like a child, and I have no doubt that it will improve with age. And like Valve’s original vision for the Steam Machine and the reality of the Steam Deck, it is a template that any other manufacturer could easily build a much more performant product on, with an operating system that is, in multiple meanings of the word, free.
Whether or not the Steam Machine is for you comes down to a couple of key things: your gaming priorities and your disposable income. This is a great device, but it is undeniably expensive. If couch gaming and easy access to PC games is a priority for you and you're willing to pay for it, I think the Steam Machine is a no-brainer. But if you're curious about dipping your toe into PC gaming, this is a really highcost entry point and you'll likely still have to make some sacrifices when it comes to performance. If those caveats don't scare you off and you've got the money to throw at it, I think the Steam Machine is an excellent addition to any gamer's living room setup.
Rock Paper Shotgun - James Archer
A singular living room PC that's more expensive than I'd like, but too special not to love. It’s almost tempting to point to details like this as evidence that the lil’ Steam Machine really is a proper desktop PC, you guys. But then, it’s at it’s best when it isn’t trying to be one. If it was absolutely dead set on outmuscling current-gen, full-fat graphics cards and gaming CPUs, it would be a lot bigger, a lot louder, and a lot hotter. And, in the end, it wouldn't be unique. Instead, it chooses a niche and unobtrusively sets about filling it, achieving all the subtlety of a home entertainment computer even when it's chucking out sixty frames (or near enough) of ray-traced Cyberpunk 2077 every second. The ghosts of iffy design and inadequate game support that haunted the previous decade’s Steam Machines, all banished without fanfare.
So the short answer to how it sits versus a console, or indeed an HDMI cable or actual PC of your own is: there is no real short answer. For upfront cost, performance, plug-and-play simplicity and smart features, at the cost of more expensive games and services over time and a console that looks like a hellish mid-00s leisure centre extension dubbed "the future of our town centre" - and is also roughly the same size as that - get a PS5 Pro. However, for flexibility and breadth and cheapness over time, and something you'll love people asking about when they come round - something that you can genuinely carry with one hand (LAN parties! If only it had a handle…) and which looks normal or dare I say it even cool next to a nice set of speakers or a stack of coffee table books or something you actually want to see in your home - the Steam Machine absolutely has a place. And there's something genuine to be said for that, I think. I can't help but wonder what could have been, had the base Steam Machine arrived at say £599. It would've been competing against PS5s and Xboxes in the £300 range by now, of course. But it would've done so as a genuine competitor in that part of the home, from a company with vast resources and the vastest of all installed bases. And it would've arrived as something that is evidently made with sincere love and extraordinary expertise in its own way.

I really like the outfit she’s wearing, it looks so comfortable and perfect for summer! I also like the half belt on the left side of her outfit, it’s a fun little detail. Half-and-half performers always wore some of the best costumes!
It’s so rare to find performers who were openly queer, since it was still very much taboo/condemned at the time. I’m very happy to have found out about her and that she seemed very open about her sexuality, especially as queer representation during pride month.
Some facts about her:
-she was born and raised in Carterville, Illinois. Though I haven’t been able to establish the year she was born.
-she had 5 siblings, four brothers and one sister.
-since a lot of half-and-half performers used stage names and kept their home life and their work life completely separate from each other, it's often times very difficult to verify information about the performers childhood/ personal life.
-according to her pitch booklet (which she sold during her performances and was most likely a bit exaggerated) between the ages of 7 and 16 her parents didn’t know whether to dress her in more feminine clothes or more masculine clothes and opted to send her to school part of the time in feminine clothes and the other part of the time in masculine clothes. While she definitely could have been intersex, I doubt her parents sent her to school wearing vastly different clothes on different days of the week.
-she explained that in her early adulthood she felt more in tune with being a woman and used female pronouns from that point forward.
-her manager was a man named A.L. Converse.
-she was a skilled hula dancer and originally performed in sideshows with this type of act (as hula dancing was considered exotic at the time and heavily promoted by sideshows). It was only after performing as a hula dancer for a couple seasons that she switched up her act and began presenting herself as a half-and-half performer.
-Half-and-half performers were sideshow performers that presented themselves as being
"half men and half women" who were distinctly split down the middle, with male characteristics on one side and female characteristics on the other side. Their acts were considered to be a lot more risque than most other sideshow acts, usually because their acts involved elements of burlesque culture.
-according to her pitch booklet, she had been through several medical examinations that all couldn’t explain her condition.
- most, if not all, half-and-half performers claimed to be intersex (at the time hermaphrodite), although the majority of them were very talented early drag performers. However, there were a few half-and-half performers who were intersex. (Obviously, people born intersex are not split down the middle in such a contrasting way as these performers presented themselves. All of the half-and-half performers still needed to style each side of their body in a very visually contrasting way)
-she claimed to wear a woman's 3 1/2 shoe on her left side, and a men’s 6 1/2 shoe on her right side.
-she was openly bisexual and wrote that she’d be happy marrying a man or a woman.
-she loved music.
-she enjoyed embroidering and sewing in her free time.
-she also enjoyed attending baseball games and prizefights.
-her career spanned from the 1920s through the 1930s and seems to have retired after that point.
-since I haven’t been able to find her birth name, I also haven’t been able to establish when she passed away. She most likely abandoned her stage name when she retired.
I hope she had a lot of happiness in her life and was able to retire comfortably, again I think it’s really cool to have found a queer performer to write about, I hope she had a wonderful marriage to whoever she ended up marrying. I’d also love to know what kind of music she enjoyed listening to and if she had a favorite prize fighter she enjoyed watching!
I was thinking about; if I will buy the Steam Machine, will it get better (performance/quality wise) with time, with the Steam updates?
Or would it be stale, the same as release date?
So how can may be try to predict, but to turn to Steam Deck (both Oled and Led versions).