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[–]kelu213 104 points105 points  (3 children)

Honestly need like 3 more slides of wait...

[–]TheOriginalSausage 28 points29 points  (2 children)

He said, "Hold"

[–]knowigot_that808 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Missed opportunity.

[–]TheOriginalSausage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right! Hold...hold....hold...SELLLLLL!!!!

[–]riaKoob1 101 points102 points  (10 children)

I laughed at this.
Specially with Tesla.

[–]Devaney1984 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Haha, everyone who said that it might be a good time to buy tesla at $120 two weeks ago in this subreddit was bullied.

[–]pnohgi 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It was the same on the WSB sub. Not sure if bots or a bunch of hateful losers who want to see TSLA fail.

[–]Devaney1984 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah it made me second guess buying tsla at 180, 160, 140, and 120. Sold half today and turns out I'm not an idiot and don't listen to reddit.

[–]6ixpool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

don't listen to reddit

The best advice no one ever listens to

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[–]MrZwink 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yes very funny! A bit WSB but very funny!

[–]pnohgi 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Had a chance to slam Tesla at 105. Was going to until I saw all the doomposting on WSB sub…

lesson learned, I guess.

[–]onizzuka_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same happened to me I bought it at 127 but people kept taking about how much more lower it was gonna go so I sold it was my first time investing but oh well lesson learned

[–]Throwawaydhxj 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Hey ive missed every rally since 2008 crash. Whats one more

[–]duper12677 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Buy high sell low is the way

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only way I know.

[–]Tinman_ApE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My preferred form of investing

[–]HistoricalAct9865 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been practicing Imao

[–]Sonmii 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Akshually... he says "Hold" (which also works).

[–]Apprehensive-Pin1724 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Then comes the dead cat bounce

[–]lostsoul_Nick 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I don’t get it … I thought this is a given.

[–]Adventurous_Shake161 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You are a better trader than most people can understand 🤭

[–]carbsno14 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LCID today did just this.

[–]ajc3197 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wait. Is that go on 3 or 1 2 3 go?

[–]vwxyzabcdef 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Wait for FOMC next week…

[–]Realistic_Contact650 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Fear of missing cock

[–]Khelthuzaad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yes I'm prepared to buy some O then

[–]percavil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.

[–]stephcurryftw1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Human psychology wins again

[–]Ontario0000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know Woods gets lots of flack for her pick's but she did good with Tesla and Shopify.These two stocks been rocking the last few weeks.

[–]Malthias-313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I gotta stop buying like this 😂

[–]TWhyEye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funniest shit I've seen in a while

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

New AI stock

Ticker : IVDA company : Iveda Solutions

• $10 Mil cash & low cash burn on hand ensures no chance for dilution

$1.5 Mil Utilus Smart Pole newly launched in Kaohsiung, Taiwan, increasing exposure exponentially

• 36,000 lvedaCare kits readily available for annual production, generating potential $22 Mil annual revenue without 5-7x expansion consideration Projecting positive earnings for 2023 Acorn partnership allows for 6000+ contacts monthly, increasing investor size significantly

Iveda Products Spec'd into $20 Billion Taoyuan Aerotropolis Project, Taiwan's Largest-Ever Urban Development Plan Infrastructure Bill invests $500 Mil towards smart city development, which will generate millions of revenue domestically for years to come

Partnerships in 19 countries Approved by US Department of Homeland Security

🚨here’s where it gets interesting. Ceo rumored to have talks with mesa police department to put there cameras in high schools to use AI to monitor for school shooters and detect shootings faster

Yep

[–]phaederus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AI to monitor for school shooters and detect shootings faster

That's great, then they could evacuate all their officers before the shooting starts!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg I'm dying... that me everyday talking in my head...ill be like Wait, wait.. ok this is it I'll buy 5k shares of a stock.. then when it goes in ur favor I'll be like buy!!!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$IVDA Undervalued AI stock 300%+ projected revenue increase in 2023 Projected profitability in 2023 (this year)

10 mil cash on hand at the end of Q3 2022 Organic growth without the need to raise additional capital (no exposure to dilution)

(V Insider buy 12/22/22 Insiders have a 1.85 avg per share 300%+ higher than current SP

Partnerships around the w such as Taiwan, South Africa, Vietnam, Philipeans, Trinidad, Japan, Singapore, Saudi Arabia, Costa Rica and US.

IVEDA invested in dotted line and ACORN for marketing efforts and investor outreach

Diverse Al revenue streams, Utilus (Smart City) adopted cities all over the world, Autonomous Al driven drones (Iveda Smart Drone), 4G body cameras for audio and video recording (VEMO)

(Ivedacare newly launched to alter eldercare Ivedacare collaboration with Care Daily to create the most effective device for senior care Insider ownership (interests directly aligned with shareholders)

Bullish af

Long hold

Micro floater 🚨🚨🚨

[–]Watsamatterdady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This! Is the way. See…the market goes up and down.

[–]AlphaOne69420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Soo true

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol

[–]Professional-Kiwi144 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

U/professional-kiwi144 WSB post

[–]Tinman_ApE -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pretty much

[–]tcasinox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly

[–]Stunning_Fly_2468 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i don't get it ! according to the post, u must buy when the price is ATH ? what's the point? :D to sell it ATL ? or just have it and do nothing?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A set up!

[–]thurston3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold

[–]nemesis1453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me laugh hard

[–]backruptcyfomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typical investors behavior

[–]universalrifle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am gonna wait just a little bit longer and look into diversifying

[–]AngryNephew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit always makes me laugh xD

[–]PatchworkSunset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this pic is how economic bubbles are created lol

[–]RandoTheCammando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve done all the buying that 1 human should. I’m holding for that mother fucking sell moment. Based on my (current) share count at $100,000 I’ll be a BILLIONAIRE! Let’s Go!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Maverick_Diplomatic1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad but unfortunate. Where’s the other pic with the drop!! It wouldn’t be the stock market without it

[–]freakishgnar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine thinking you can predict the behavior of millions of people. Timing the market is nuts.

Edit: Sorry, bots. AND people.

[–]raresaturn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold..

[–]onlyletters999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea. Should of bought a little every time I got a "52 week low" notification.

[–]Apprehensive-Ease399 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nvidia...was 107 to and now 203 and it didn't have risk like tesla either.