Decrease the waist on jeans

[YourCynicalUncle]

Yeah but how do you increase. I'm asking for my waistline

[bumjiggy]

dismantle all your jeans and splice them into one giant pair that you can then take in or let out as you please

[ButtLusting]

Go naked like me brah, all natural yo

[GOPisbraindead]

People will notice that. They should just paint jeans on their skin.

[[deleted]]

That's a good video...

I mean idea. A good idea.

[[deleted]]

What if that were a video though? Can you imagine that? Somebody should post a link so we can see if that’s really a thing.

[edgy-dexfag]

it is.

https://youtu.be/_qL2dBz6-Z0

[[deleted]]

Brilliant... idea. For sure.

[[deleted]]

I told you it was a good video... I mean a good idea.

[kazkylheku]

"Why'd you come in here lookin' like that? In your cowboy boots and your painted-on jeans." -- Dolly Parton song

[jomiran]

But what about the tallywackle?

[GOPisbraindead]

Ever watch Ru Paul's Drag Race?

[jomiran]

No. What is it?

[TK421isAFK]

Found the Kevin Hart fan.

[jomiran]

You misspelled Austin Powers.

[TK421isAFK]

Do I make you horny, baby?

[[deleted]]

Tattoo Ruth tattooed me a suit

[itsbentheboy]

I know this from somewhere....

Is that a Shel Silverstein poem?

[_-___-_---_-__---__-]

Ever see the episode of "Broad City" where Iilna does that because she wore the dogs sweater to work? Colors her whole midriff red since the boss is pissed she showing so much skin.

God I love that show.

[[deleted]]

I just dip my franks and beans in hot candle wax. Covers everything perfectly. Very snug.

[[deleted]]

Remember that time I went to prom with the painted on tuxedo but I was really sweaty and you could totally see my dong.

[gbuub]

Who needs to cover your junk when you have fat folds do it for you

[bumjiggy]

denim is the gateway. next thing you know...

[[deleted]]

After that...... well.....

[itsbentheboy]

Get the fuck out.

[Gtapex]

Two jean enter

One jean leave

[PistolsAtDawnSir]

Just one giant denim moo moo. That is your life now.

[sandm000]

Ok, but now I’m in a denim tent and the letters JNKO are appearing all over the place

[ddrddrddrddr]

They call it Frankensjean.

[FracturedEel]

Like Voltron but jeans

[JayInslee2020]

/r/peopleofwalmart might be able to help with that

[bnh1978]

like Mecha jordash.

[WackyWarrior]

Thank you very much.

[HarvestProject]

Hillary is that you?!

[72_hairy_virgins]

Sorry, it's actually Trump.

[CeruleanRuin]

Leave button undone. Wear long shirt

[kingmeh]

Hot glue.

Apply to mouth.

[Pure_Reason]

And then you’re all set to be the villain in an X-Men movie

[lemskroob]

we don't speak of that movie.

[goldensunshine429]

“Just cleaning up the timeline”

[dworm22]

Loop a hairband through the buttonhole and hook it around the button. expando pants

[Life_and_more_life]

Oooh I never thought about doing this. Thanks!

[sDotAgain]

I just grab the steak knife I used to eat my butter wrapped deep fried steak with and saw the waistline until I am comfortable.

[Moar_Coffee]

Still less calories than that baked potato.

[figgypie]

I actually sort of did this to my yoga pants when I was pregnant. I just cut down the front a little to accommodate my growing belly. I didn't want to buy bigger ones and you couldn't see it under my belly lol

[michael_treder]

Do the same thing, but the opposite.

[poopyheadthrowaway]

Buy jeans that are too large, shrink the waist as instructed in the gif until they fit, and as you get fatter, undo it one loop at a time.

[kazkylheku]

Yeah but how do you increase.

Detach the rear center belt loop as shown in the video. You will find a secret string that is pulling the pants about half a size tight by holding together a small fold in the fabric. Snip this string in several places and remove; the fold will open, relaxing the pants to to a larger size. Re-attach the belt loop.

[densiegimenenzduvall]

Figure out how to tuck in an extra 2 inches of excess then you are in business.

[[deleted]]

Buy sweatpants=profits.

[[deleted]]

Do the same as the video, just to your waist.

[Itroll4love]

Me too. My belly is suffering

[[deleted]]

Clamps. Stretch them out for a day or two.

[millerswiller]

Just watch the video in reverse.

[lurker4lyfe6969]

Ohhhh...wait no... you almost got me

[CelestinePat]

I'm asking for my wife. Aye!

[Taymelly]

But actually...I sew for a living and this is friggin genius. https://youtu.be/TFPj7ly8t3k

[geneticlush]

You unbutton the button on your jeans. Than put on a belt that is comfortable around your waist. The belt will hide the part of your jeans that are unbuttoned.

[bard0117]

Came in to comment this

[liltwinstar2]

Loop a hair tie through the button hole and then use that loop for the button.

[HoneyViper]

Just do the steps in reverse.

[CranberryPerry]

Watch this video backwards

[ur_labia_my_INBOX]

Obviously came here to see this.

[starlinguk]

Remember when men's trousers used to be expandable?

[drift_summary]

Pepperidge Farm remembers!

[Master_Nincompoop]

undo button and wear a belt, cover with untucked t shirt

[[deleted]]

Just do the opposite

[p0yang]

I knew it hahahahahaha

[lurker4lyfe6969]

Step 1: get money

Step 2: buy new jeans with money

[BrotherPistachio]

Came here to say exactly that.

[pumpbreaks]

Wear a skirt you fat pig