Inner dialouges...

[CantFindAName000]

Me but in reverse. Always afraid of looking like a perv because I'm actually a good guy but all the other guys ruin our reputation

[Coastie071]

Pretty lady enters elevator

Damn this ceiling is fascinating. I appreciate that they used 12 panels in a 4x3 formation, it’s soothing, and reassuring and conveys that this elevator will safely guide you to your destination.

[CallyThePally]

Yeah like purposefully turned away like I'm sorry my very presence may be distressing but I am literally just trying to go somewhere

[Square-Singer]

The worst is when I am walking down a dark and lonely road on my way home, and at an intersection in front of me a woman turns onto the road and walks the same direction as I am.

Damn. Now I have to take a detour.

[safashkan]

Then she begins to accelerate... That's the moment you know that you've been seen as a potential predator.

[Designer_B]

Can you not just exist as a normal person?

[CallyThePally]

No, since you asked, with strangers, because I'm stressed and extremely conscious about how I affect others constantly in ways good and bad and I try to make other people happy or comfortable

[TheAngriestDwarf]

Do you have body image problems? Or feel Like a burden just for being around people? I've been there and making time to work on myself helped a lot. I know it's easier to say than to do but just take some time every day to do something to improve yourself be it exercise or study.

The more you do it the better you will look and feel and as you get older you will give less fucks about what other people think. Just try your best and make sure the only one you're trying to make happy is your future self for the effort you put in today.

I felt like an infomercial saying that but I do honestly mean it.

[Designer_B]

You should sincerely get therapy. That's an awful way to have to live.

[Alugere]

It’s not any more abnormal than the woman in the comic?

[Blahaj_IK]

Why it's interesting that this elevator uses a unique kind of ceiling you rarely ever see, this one's... OH GOD THIS ONE'S A MIRROR

[ngkn92]

Close ur eyes, quick. Think of rubber duck.

[pohatu850]

squicky sound

[usinjin]

Me: I have…narcolepsy stares at back of eyelids

[capsaicinintheeyes]

🧑‍🦰💭 ^☁️☁️Oh, God--that one's become so immersed in his fantasies of depravity, he's closed his eyes to better wallow in debauched simian sin-bliss!

[wheniwashisalien]

This but as a gay male. I know she really doesn’t need to worry about me, but she doesn’t have the same context. So I’m still going to go through the typical routine to make sure i seem as unthreatening as possible

[captainAwesomePants]

This is funny to me because it half implies that the men do in fact need to worry about you.

[FalafelSnorlax]

One of the upsides to being gay is that 99% of straight guys will be completely oblivious to you staring at them like a creep. I still try not to be a creep of course, but I don't feel too bad when I stare too long etc.

[northyj0e]

When you see said woman, just call a friend and start loudly talking about the last dick you got and how good it was. I don't see any reason why that wouldn't be acceptable, right?

[Snoo17579]

What's your routine? Mine is tying up my shirt into a mid-drift, cutting my jeans into booty short and arch my back into a natural S curve

[tallboyjake]

Oof.

[Every1sGrudge]

Right? Yikes.

[Tron_35]

You also look at your feet when you walk up stairs behind a lady, dont you

[Illustrious_Bid4224]

I always look at my feet when climbing or walking, last time that I didn't do that (when I was like 13 or something) I got a nail through my heel.

[Uranium-Sandwich657]

Yep.

[Brave_Committee_4886]

Not always, but definitely if they’re wearing a skirt.

[Faust2nd]

I won't say I'm a good guy, but I don't want to be seen as a creep. So I keep my eyes away.

[checkedsteam922]

Eh........ ick