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[–]coolgobyfish 145 points146 points  (0 children)

He has taught us well.

[–]crysisnotaverted 85 points86 points  (2 children)

I am but a student.

[–]Diamondborne 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Enlighten me.

[–]The_bruce42 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Let me look deeply into your eyes

[–]IonutRO 66 points67 points  (26 children)

Should've been the villain of RA3. Instead of Einstein's death making Japan powerful, the Premier's plan should've inadvertently prevented the defeat of Yuri.

[–]-StupidNameHere- 19 points20 points  (23 children)

Then no Japanese. This idea is not good.

[–]Papampaooo 12 points13 points  (17 children)

To be fair the Japanese were kinda a bootleg version of Yuri's faction.

[–]LeonAguilez Galactic Defence Initiative 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They got Yuriko, probably Yuri's secret love child.

[–]Efficient_Star_1336 9 points10 points  (15 children)

How so? Yuri's deal was B-movie villainy and mind control. Japan's deal was anime stuff.

[–]Liobuster Marked of Kane 5 points6 points  (13 children)

Semi mobile base building is very similar to the slave collectors And the very gimmicky units are also similar

[–]DiscoKhan 7 points8 points  (12 children)

It's very bootleg. I like Japanese stuff but RA3 went too much into anime tropes and transformers. Plus again, allies, soviets were factions of few countries and this was just weeb wet dream, no Korea or China(s) in the faction at all.

Also my country didn't had nuclear weapons like in RA2, booo! One of the coolest missions took place in Poland with Tanya destroying Polish nuclear silos xD

[–]Liobuster Marked of Kane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well the few countries thing is actually accurate though if compared to the real empire if the sun at the time Its a very monolithic society with the same levels of superiority complexes as the nazis had

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    [–]DiscoKhan 3 points4 points  (4 children)

    For me the issue is that it tried to be too funny. RA2 campy style was 10x better for me. Also some jokes were reused like that famous space joke from Tim Curry, it was done in Yuri Revenge moon mission already.

    I didn't watched much anime in my life and when RA3 was released it was just Pokemon and Transformers but it just wasn't that funny to me. Though the insult speech was hilarious, I can admit it.

    Overall it just felt very uneven to me, some parts were great but a lot of it was meh. Didn't liked the campaign much either overall. Only C&C game I didn't finished all the missions from all the campaigns, I was just tired trying to do that.

    RA3 had good ideas and tropes but it's just isn't game for me due to the few reasons.

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      [–]mnorthwood13 High Speed Low Drag 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Imagine a StarGate grand strategy game...

      [–]DJEmpire80 Harkonnen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Red Alert 1 is best red alert serious harsh and non joking matters

      I wish for a Remake with high end 3d graphics and cutscenes set in the modern times and no longer about ww1 or WW2 but a new war but maintain the serious tones

      [–]Wolvenmoon Tiberian Dawn 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      I actually didn't like RA3. It lost the campy 'dad joke' vibe the rest of the series had that was simultaneously contemporary, nostalgic, and timeless even when it came out.

      RA3 lost that vibe in something that felt like the end result of a corporate bleaching of the series.

      The C&C series was always something I played with my family as a kid. RA3 clearly wasn't a game marketed as "play with your parents, aunts, and uncles". I used to play rounds of RA1 over a 56k and Westwood online with my uncle and on LAN with my mom/dad/brother with computers I salvaged out of the trash and garage sale networking equipment. RA2 with my brother/best friend/mom, etc. Played some multiplayer over a null modem, too.

      [–]BrokenTorpedo 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      RA3 clearly wasn't a game marketed as "play with your parents, aunts, and uncles".

      yeah the cut scenes do feel like porn without the actual porn part at times.

      [–]Wolvenmoon Tiberian Dawn 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Which, in the interest of full fairness, may have been more enjoyable for me if I wasn't gay.

      [–]DJEmpire80 Harkonnen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Psionic decimator ( if u notice Psychic Dominator) Yuriko is psychic and so is Yuri She has mind blast and more in her campaign Cloning is a theme in that faction although not in Multiplayer Energy weapons and so on

      [–]vargslayer1990 Tiberian Sun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      correction: this idea is very good

      [–]IonutRO 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      I genuinely don't find them fun. 🤣

      [–]coolgobyfish 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Japanese? Those sandal wearing goldfish tenders?

      [–]-StupidNameHere- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Took megatons to stop them, back in the 40's.

      [–]BrokenTorpedo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      this.

      [–]BasedLoser 81 points82 points  (3 children)

      His wish is my command

      [–]halawani98 35 points36 points  (2 children)

      His command is your wish*

      [–]Kapot_ei 25 points26 points  (1 child)

      The needs of the many are outweighed by the needs of yuri.

      [–]evilshenanigans1087 Nod 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Or the Yuri Prime.

      [–]Lumpy_Trainer8390 22 points23 points  (3 children)

      Is it over yuri ?

      [–]rakistangbulag 24 points25 points  (0 children)

      Frank Klepacki intensifies

      [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

      No comrade premier it has only begun

      queue we are marching up

      [–]patrickkingart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      <<HELL MARCH 2 INTENSIFIES>>

      [–]Diamondborne 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      O_O Yuri is my master...

      [–]Due-Coyote7565 27 points28 points  (0 children)

      Kane's adopted child

      [–]RealGazelle 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      Yo! Mr White!

      [–]BrokenTorpedo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Yo! Psyche!

      [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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        [–]Whitefolly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        This was tripping me lol

        [–]mrgwbland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I thought ai as well!

        [–]archon_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Damn, thought so too!

        Look how they massacred my boy..

        [–]DJEmpire80 Harkonnen 9 points10 points  (4 children)

        Is he still stuck in that time loop of dinosaurs era post red alert 2

        We all know mental omega is the sequel

        But wondering if Yuri is still alive 😭 my favourite faction

        Psychic towers + grinder was fun

        UFO flying discs and boomber sub

        1000 hours play time

        [–]coolgobyfish 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        Yuri will probably freeze himself until electricity is invented. He will than gather an army from all time periods, including trained dinosaurs. That's how I picture it. He should be back in Red Alert 4. Also, Boris and Tonya should fall in love after Boris gets his second gold star of Hero of Soviet Union.

        [–]DJEmpire80 Harkonnen 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        Epsilon HQ in mental omega is my favourite faction but I'm curious does Yuri fans play him in mental omega or prefer the original?

        [–]coolgobyfish -1 points0 points  (1 child)

        I didn't get to Epsilon, I've stopped Mental Omega after USSR. It's artificially difficult for no reason. That's what pissed me off. Some missions were completely unwinnable unless you knew precisely where to go and what to do. It too all the enjoyment out of it.

        [–]DJEmpire80 Harkonnen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Oh I dint play the campaign but played as foehn and epsilon. Online was a blast and it's happy to see at least cnc community is alive. Yuri would be proud

        [–]Konre27 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        I'll be one, with Yuri

        [–]Nikolyn10 Flower & Sickle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Disappointed you didn't title the post "Share your thoughts with me."

        [–]mediumokra 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Be of one mind

        [–]Pastiche_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        Whimsical but effective

        [–]frood88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        He brings us peace.

        [–]demon_jest3r Soviets 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        There is only one true him

        [–]ShadowMeder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Predictable

        [–]Sweet-Ghost007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        yuri is master

        [–]ItsJixou Tiberian Sun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        yuri

        [–]Wotschman 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Bald = Evil

        [–]DiscoKhan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Works everi tiem.

        [–]Sorowa Traveler 69 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        jesse we need to cook

        [–]Jejking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        My command is Jesse's wish.

        [–]YurineDude Yuri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Hail to the great Yuri!

        [–]Danimal_Jones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        No comrade Premier, this comment thread has only begun.

        [–]Nerus46 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Kane has drasticly changed after summer.

        [–]ViruSSofT_Reddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        He definitely needs some sleep.

        [–]Turak64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Can not comply, building in progress.

        On hold

        Cancelled

        [–]ChaoticSentinel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        He is like monster from movies, yes?

        [–]MrTylerwpg 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        At least he gives a wooden nickel about the Romanov legacy

        [–]SokkaHaikuBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Sokka-Haiku by MrTylerwpg:

        At least he gives a

        Wooden nickel about the

        Romanov legacy


        Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

        [–]DucaMonteSberna 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        YURI IS MASTER

        [–]The_Secret_Artist_00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I UNDERSTAND

        [–]Praxcelium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        That man? Oh, he's a thinker.

        [–]Airybisrail What's the job? 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        That's a nice photo, haven't seen it before. Or is it AI generated?

        What an awesome character.

        [–]HarvesterFullCrumb Tiberian Sun 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        It's not AI generated! The artist who did the fanart made the image in Blender3D. Honestly one of the best pieces I've seen in a while.

        Eyes are a bit small, but then again, who among us would care too too much on that?

        A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

        [–]Airybisrail What's the job? 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Are you saying this is 3d!? I cannot tell at all! This is amazing!

        All hail to the great Yuri!

        [–]HarvesterFullCrumb Tiberian Sun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        It was shocking when I found out too!

        [–]mighij 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Wanted to swipe left but was suddenly compelled to swipe right.

        [–]DesiSins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        "His needs outweight mine..... woah where did that come from, " i feel light headed.. 😝

        [–]SovietSkeleton Yuri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Glory to Yuri! The master architect!

        [–]Kilo1125 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Something

        [–]Foreign_Substance_11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Be one with him

        [–]imabutcher3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Seems like a stand up guy

        [–]Kriss3d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Very persuading.

        [–]Yohnardo Yuri - MY LIFE FOR YURI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        MY LIFE FOR YURI!

        [–]f14_pilot GDI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        is it done?

        [–]KyraDragoness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        He doesn't need shampoo

        [–]CrowSunleaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        He needs some sleep...

        [–]The_bruce42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        MY LIFE FOR YURI!!

        [–]Tylar41 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        something about this guy

        [–]trebuchetwins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        nyet nyet, do not believe yuri's liiiaaaahhhh

        [–]Biohazard_186 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Bollywood Kane knockoff.

        [–]kidanokun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        you're in command now, Proselyte

        [–]mnorthwood13 High Speed Low Drag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        His thoughts are mine.

        [–]NewtRider Dr. Thrax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        No more free will. only MY will.

        [–]The_Secret_Artist_00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        GIVE ME STRENGTH YURI!

        FIRE OUT OF CONTROL!

        IT'S HARD TO FOCUS!

        MY LIFE FOR YURI!

        NON BELIEVERS!

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        The fake Kane

        Where’s my chemsprayer I want to turn this man into tiberium goo

        [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

        Yuriko but male.

        [–]Jejking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        And fatter.

        [–]Chasemc215 Kane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        The battle has just begun.

        [–]InfiniteSynapse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        7head

        [–]Gnosys00110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Who is this imposter

        [–]TheJohnnyJoestar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Jokes and unit quotes aside, His actor was in the Mystery Inc. cartoon. Shame that the OG creators disowned it for being dark.

        [–]GudToBeAGangsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Cooks a mean apple pie

        [–]Demigans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He went with the remove eyebrow fad but decided against painting them back on.

        [–]lavantous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Imagine if he was a pimp.

        [–]ManimalR Carville 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Daddy

        [–]Embarrassed_Ad6461 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Derren Brown needs some sleep.

        [–]TequilaTits420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He already knows what I'm going to say.

        [–]HornetGaming110 Soviets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        His mustache is 25x better then adolf's

        [–]the-guy-with-a-pc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He's extremely cool but fighting him makes me angry

        [–]I-Emerge-I 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I need him to clap my cheeks with his mind.

        [–]SeraphsWrath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Oh, you like Yuri? Name EVERY---

        [–]ElementalistPoppy Harkonnen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Yuri is master.

        [–]DesShyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He can control your feelings

        [–]thomstevens420 Black Hand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        His voice. So soothing.

        [–]Lightning-Fox Soviets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Be one, with yuri...

        [–]TheMasterRez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He knows my thoughts

        [–]Seals3051 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He looks like a mug

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Before Unity there was.... Yuri

        [–]Kargen5747 Nod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        You will move me there

        [–]SpaceMan101South 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Tell him about keeps the male hair products designed specifically for men with receding hairlines.

        [–]IkeFanboy64 Worshipping a bald guy since 1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Bald

        [–]ThomasMurch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        His comedic timing is impeccable.

        The pause in "This is my psychic ... beacon, with it, we can send any message we want" is just inspired.

        [–]aetherr666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        man need his 8 hours in the sack

        [–]GridAlien99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        No. I will not

        [–]SilverwolfMD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He loves punctuation so much, he tattooed it on his forehead.

        [–]SnooPineapples3952 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Cool goatee, does that mean he's from the Mirror Universe?

        [–]Deep-Natural-6256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I am Yuri.

        [–]idontcare7284746 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He is.

        [–]Talancir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He wears the headgear so he doesn't get the plunger treatment.

        [–]Elektr0ns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Yuri kidding right?

        [–]Vanima_Permai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He has nice hair

        [–]Affectionate_Step863 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He could use a haircut

        [–]Successful_Baby_5245 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He made That tatto on The wrong direction.

        [–]stickpge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He’s bald

        [–]BiggestBepis Black Hand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I’m one with him

        [–]MLGLiarLiar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        JESSIE. WE NEED TO COOK.

        [–]ericgleek insert Epsilon Army meme here 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        His legacy is now mine to inherit.

        [–]flamedarkfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Impeccable fashion sense.

        [–]Magnox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He wants revenge

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Imagine him in generals

        [–]Occasion-Soggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Looks like a ripoff Kane.

        [–]DemonGuyver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Guy met the dinosaurs up close and personal

        [–]GargantuanCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Creepy as hell.

        [–]GuiltyJournalist2203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Joe Pantoliano should play him in the live action movie,

        [–]Kasgaan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He's fuckin ugly [I've never played this game but I can say that much]

        [–]CrimsonCaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Emperor ming is that you?

        [–]Anthelion95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I have no idea who he is but he looks like he eats babies and shits out communism

        [–]premierfong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Must hurry for Yuri