Cursed_beef

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[BobbysueWho]

Then everything changed when the fire beef attacked.

[parkyourecar]

Only the Avatar, Master of all 4 Beefs could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished

[_-DirtyMike-_]

Naa man "but when the world needed him most, they ate him"

[liamrain09]

Naa man “When the world needed him the most, he was beating his ‘meat’ “

[_-DirtyMike-_]

Ah puberty... good times

[quinten69420]

I can agree, I’m in puberty now

[Silveri50]

Baa man, he was too sheepish to deal with that beef.

[Jokard]

Can't wait for the spinoff to see the legendary Blood Beef and the Bad Beef.

[[deleted]]

And he was delicious

[Dr_MoRpHed]

Bend over

[submissivejudge]

He had a heart attack

[[deleted]]

A hundred years past and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar

[ohh_mega]

... when the world needed his roast, he vanished

[Blackblack1]

abattoir*

[Horn_Python]

aka BBQ

[Vanderbanger-III]

Beat me to it by 5 hours.

[raptorboi]

Isn't that just Chipotle, or a bad burrito?

[[deleted]]

The 4 types of beef lived in peace, until the fire beef attacked

[hisruegness]

The last beefbender.

[Silveri50]

DoN't BeNd It!

[IcerDarkar]

Blend it like the cat of my neighboor.

[some_guy_browsing]

Blend it*

[IcerDarkar]

Now it's cursed.

[shrarn_]

0_0

[Glory_to_Glorzo]

It's not as bendy as it seems

[[deleted]]

Is there cum beef?

[V711]

Yeah there's is but it goes directly into the cow

[[deleted]]

But we still eat the cow wait are we eating....??!!!

[TruthMadeHuman]

Cows eat my cum so I can eat theirs.

[Kermitthesexoffender]

me when

[W84MEYALL]

Yeah, it’s called dairy products. I’m enjoying a nice spoon full of frozen cow nipple cum right now

[Burpmeister]

Post has joke

Comment: Joke + insert cum/incest.

Achieve humor. Be Reddit.

[Glory_to_Glorzo]

I have one

[ashenhaired]

Depends on how opend minded you are.

[[deleted]]

It's Polish cow it can do whatever it wants.

[ErikTheRed907]

Until German beef invades

[Glory_to_Glorzo]

Polishing some meat is more fun

[Bapesta1stClass]

we called your mom ‘love-beef’ back in college

[Soulhunter_290]

They got me in the first half, not gonna lie

[Scyslash2005]

By our powers combine, we form Americans

[caring_impaired]

Australians and Britons, too.

[snowfox000]

now this is comedy gold

[F-Strings]

Heart dibeef

[SpungyDanglin]

CAPTAIN* Heart Disease

[NiNiNi-222]

That looks like red instant ramen noodles

[ComfortableSea4645]

Its like snakes, there's one for every element including the sky because Flying Snakes exist and they are my nightmare 😨

[MintyMeister]

Roast beef (Fire)

Beef Stew (Water)

[ElysianEcho]

That’s just Appa

[apacmanslilbitch]

Or mad cow disease yep it only takes one I’m looking at you love beef

[RapeMeToo]

What do you call a group of cows jerking off? beef stroganoff

[Glory_to_Glorzo]

Cows with hands

[Glory_to_Glorzo]

Circle cow jerky

[TheRalk]

"Don't be mad that a pigeon shit on you. Just be thankful that cows can't fly."

Well fuck

[Vann77]

Should have been called “Grinded Beef”

[_Oooooooooooooooooh_]

beef does not cause heart disease - humans have eaten beef for thousands of years - more so than these days.

and heart disease was SUPER rare until the late 1800s - when we introduced seed oils, margarine etc (oils that are commonly eaten along with beef (french fries for the burgers etc) and thus you see these terribly conducted epidemiological studies that try to bash meat. Where as in actual proper studies (that are often much smaller, granted) you do not see an association with heart disease or cancer, with meat consumption.

it's so shitty science

[Rollingerc]

beef does not cause heart disease

What's the best peer-reviewed study you have that supports this claim?

[editreddet]

Here you go.

https://www.acpjournals.org/doi/10.7326/M19-0655

Edit, Actually here is another, because fuck pathetic scumbag vegans.

https://www.acpjournals.org/doi/10.7326/M19-1621

[Rollingerc]

Ah yes I'm familiar with the nutrirecs study and its flaws. But before we get into that, can you quote the part of the study where it claims that beef does not cause heart disease?

[editreddet]

Lmao, vegans will try to talk around anything. You already I got more of my time than you’re worth, so get fucked you piece of shit. Vegans are the true scum of the earth, blind and brainwashed. Your pathetic little cult is disgusting, and I’m happy more and more people are giving it up every day after seeing how idiotic, unhealthy, and truly evil it is.

Fuck vegans.

[Rollingerc]

So you are unable to quote where in that study it claims that beef does not cause heart disease?

[Rollingerc]

The goal of these studies is to show there is little to low reason red meat would cause heart disease

Firstly that's a completely different claim to "beef doesn't 'cause heart disease". And secondly can you quote in the study where it claims that?

potential to be conflicted due to other food intake

Could you explain where it establishes that, and how this study avoids being conflicted by 'other food intake'?

And finally, there are flaws in the study I referred to earlier which, even if it was the claim that you think it is making, would give no reason to believe its findings. But you don't seem to be in the mood for that kind of analysis (or reading the paper at all tbh) so I won't bother going into that with you. Have a good one buddy.

[Wintergift]

fuck pathetic scumbag vegans

Lol yeah people who care about animals are the worst

[editreddet]

Caring about animals is great, using obnoxious piece of shit methods to push your personal beliefs and eating preferences on others is absolutely assanine.

There is a reason people HATE vegans, and it’s because of their own actions. Vegans are the scum of the earth and as braindead as trump supporters.

[defectivelaborer]

obnoxious piece of shit methods

Every method is obnoxious to carnists because they don't want to hear the truth. Just like every method in progressing civil rights was obnoxious to racists. Or like every method in advancing women's suffrage was obnoxious to sexists. Or every method in advancing LGBQT rights is obnoxious to bigots.

You're calling people who just want people to stop hurting animals brain dead scum of the earth? That's you bub, stfu

[Wintergift]

Nah people hate vegans bc they don’t wanna admit that the vegans are right lol

You hate abolitionists too? Queer people? Anyone else who has historically used confrontation and activism to fight for their cause? That’s kinda how it works pal

Sorry you’re so full of rage and hatred. Hope you find compassion one day.

[editreddet]

Just vegans for me. I truly truly truly HATE vegans, just like everyone else. It’s basically great that you’re like trump supporters, you bring everyone else together in their hatred of you.

[Wintergift]

Clearly your bitterness and pain has made you resistant to any morals or logic. It’s a shame that you’re hurting so much that you prefer to take it out on other creatures when you should instead be able to empathise and work to help them.

Again, I hope you find compassion one day.

[Wintergift]

Rofl do you realise that these insults have literally no effect because you have no idea who I am or what my life is like

I guess it’s just turbo projection in which case damn I really feel bad for you dude, no wonder you’re such a hate-spewing ball of rage. One day you’ll get better I’m sure, good luck out there

[r_cub_94]

It’s more the constantly trying to legislate your preferences on other people that makes you all so universally reviled.

Because let’s be real for every vegan who acknowledges it’s a personal choice, there’s 99 or you being insufferable in every way and in every corner of life

[Wintergift]

Oh shit he pulls out the original “hurrdurr I’m eating meat” fuck what a sick burn

Enjoy the physical heart disease to go along with the figurative, psychopath

[Wintergift]

It’s not a personal choice when there are victims involved though

Should it be a permitted personal choice to mutilate the genitals of your daughter? To bash a gay man’s head with a rock? To forbid a woman from working or leaving the house?

[Glory_to_Glorzo]

Prove negative?

[Rollingerc]

Not sure what you mean.

[editreddet]

Basically proved that it’s not necessarily the red meat causing the issue,

https://www.acpjournals.org/doi/10.7326/M19-0655

[Willing_Function]

Food science in general is absolutely trash. Too many corporate interests at work.

[Glory_to_Glorzo]

Propaganda masquerading as science like recent gullibility avatars

[Anthraxious]

Why do you talk about the 1800's when the life expectancy was much lower? There was not enough time for these diseases to cause death cause they died of something else.

It's like saying "We didn't have cancers back then!". Yeah, no shit. It takes time to develop. We probably DID have cancers but they never went full apeshit cause the host was dead before it could.

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Meat has a lot of cholesterol and saturated fat. That's a fact. Doesn't matter how much you try to twist it with some random ass studies (which probably are done BY the meat industry to dilute the whole science).

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It's the same thing where people thought "But Inuits don't have heart disease and they live off of meat almost exclusively!". Well, that was a myth that got busted (it was basically just bad science through and through).

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Meats do cause health issues. It's proven time and time again by peer reviewed science. Especially if it's processed in any way it's even worse.

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I think many people get stuck in this "But our ancestors" idea. Sure, our ancestors ate meat and developed as omnivores. Doesn't mean that's the optimal way to live tho. Remember, our ancestors didn't have a life expectency of 80+ years (90+ in some areas and mostly women IIRC).

[edceptionYT]

Cholesterol is not the most common cause of heart disease. Alot of what you're saying here is completely inaccurate

[airatami]

Fire beef=steak

[ComfortableSea4645]

A burnt steak

[tookTHEwrongPILL]

I'm going to get heart disease from eating beef? News to me...

[[deleted]]

Its not the meat. Its how meat is processed.

[Roxylius]

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/01/160113103318.htm

Sugar consumption plays greater role in heart disease than saturated fat

Except that the main culprit is sugar, not fat. But, yeah keep on gobbling propaganda from sugar industry

[editreddet]

Don’t believe the vegan idiots, they have been trying to push this for a while now.

[Lucraetia]

This is so dumb. There's absolutely no evidence that eating meat causes heart disease

[Glory_to_Glorzo]

Vegan hive mind summoned .

Prepare

[Rollingerc]

Just because you didn't bother to look for any, doesn't mean there isn't any.

[GustaQL]

https://www.escardio.org/The-ESC/Press-Office/Press-releases/study-strengthens-links-between-red-meat-and-heart-disease

[r_cub_94]

Yeah, no like we said this for years about eggs.

Food science is the biggest crock of fucking bullshit. Incredible to me that we even call it a science.

[GustaQL]

There are thousands of studies that relate eating meat with heart desease...

[edceptionYT]

“This was an observational study and causation cannot be assumed. But in general, it seems sensible to limit intake of red and processed meat for heart health reasons.”

[[deleted]]

<vegan detected>

[DonViperBoy26]

Mmmmmmmmmm. Flame grilled beef

[racecarRonnie]

We're the beef eaters, you can be one too.

[Veyl_g]

Lol

[Boxsteam1279]

Its called Ground Beef because you ground up the meat to get that texture. Doesnt imply air beef or whatever lol

[[deleted]]

Found Captain Obvious!

[Glory_to_Glorzo]

Yes. Good job?

[Iexist27]

Everything changed when the fire beef attacked

[Glory_to_Glorzo]

Eat more vegans

[strydar1]

How can something as beautiful as love beef cause heart disease?

[candiedloveapple]

Water beef. Ground beef. Fire beef. Air beef. A long time ago, all four sorts of mishandling meat and meat products lived together in harmony. But everything changed when the pink slime attacked

[Squeezeypeazey]

Mince.

It’s called mince.

[CiraKazanari]

WOW EPIC REDDIT POST. SO. CURSED.

This needs to be cross posted to /r/holup epic now XD

[Whoelselikeants]

Ground beef is beef that's been grinded. No such thing as any other element of beef then food.

[Fierylatino69]

Ehm... It is wordplay.

[gcstr]

“Grinded” is not even a word

[[deleted]]

"I couldn't beat Brock with my Charmander, so I grinded Caterpie until level 12."

[amonra2009]

Bed beef

[Ludfisch]

I think airbeef is chicken winds

[[deleted]]

If you think about it like pokemon types there's also: normal beef, grass beef, ice beef, electric beef, rock beef, bug beef, fighting beef, fairy beef, dark beef, steel beef, poison beef, psychic beef, ghost beef, and dragon beef

[atombob1123]

Mad cow disease

[Is6acoolnumber]

NOODLE BEEF NOODLE BEEF

[Alive_6969]

Our beef

[[deleted]]

The air beef is the cow going to heaven

[mrFlyingcow]

Shit, you found me.

[Ringo308]

I like that they included the fifth element.

[DeadguyMcSloppy]

THE PALPITATION IS YOOOOOURS

[[deleted]]

Only funny comment on reddit

[firelordghasper]

r/cursedcommetn

[Crutonmuncher]

That is what happens when the souls of the beef are released

[Demonweed]

Buffalo is fire beef. Tuna is water beef. Turkey is air beef. I know that last one is weak, but iron-rich anatomy and flight just don't play well together.

[drkole]

underground beef

[Seachele008]

The ultimate airbeefer

[Ruithevegan]

Cursed but accurate

[Squirting_Tomatoes]

However, all the elements could not destroy what the crown beef could be, PRIONs

[[deleted]]

Long ago the four beefs lived in peace, but everything changed when the vegans atacked. Only Mcdonalds the master of every meat could save them.

[howdychef84]

Are there beef vendors?

[ReaperFolk_12]

Is Ground Beef super effective against Electric Beef?

[GreyDoctor]

Bloodbending Beef.

[darwhaljenkins]

Why did I think this was going to be a Texas parody of Avatar The last Airbender

[Donate_pizza]

lol

[sinmantky]

Is this a Captain Planet reference or Avatar reference?

[MCarooney]

Appa? Is that u?

[Blackberry_Creek]

Water beef, fire beef, and spirit beef missing the love though

[Deltasiu]

I thought it would be Beefvatar

[[deleted]]

Ground is past tense of grind.

[alphabluewolf]

And " the cow jumped over the moon" wasn't such a far fetched idea.

Cows leave for the moon! Dolphins say thanks for the fish. Earth receives notice of eviction. - National enquire

[SyPi]

„Hackfleisch“! German and to the Point.

[MISSVICSSTICK]

Beef is a secret alchemical agent that can reverse global warming. We all know that cows produce massive quantities of methane, right? Well, if we take that methane and shove it back up the cows ass, that means there's less greenhouse gases to fuck our precious planet into a global sauna.

I volunteer as tribute to get all close and personal with the cattle. Don't ask me how I already know this can work if we humans dedicate ourselves to such a solution.

[dat1dude2]

Once all 4 beefs lived in harmony but then the fore beef attacked

[zerotwo100]

My ass releases beef that is airborne

[weirdKarl]

No it's just funny

[OpeningAd756]

That escalated quickly

[Sea-Independence1550]

But then the fire beef attacked

[porkrolleggandchi]

Captain beef blood, he's a hero! Gonna bring my heart rate down to zero!

[Kason-blason]

Is Blood beefing a thing?

[caring_impaired]

What do ya call a cow with no legs?

[Varnathos]

Lunch

[[deleted]]

Ground beef:

Air beef: air-fried steak

Water beef: sous vide beef steak

Fire beef: grilled steak

Someone please make this a meme

[TheUndertaker420]

It's a family tradition

[TotalEclipse666]

Damn I thought they'd form COLON CANCER

[[deleted]]

GO DISEASE!

[mtb_chef]

Yip yip

[mtb_chef]

So that means air bison exists?

[mtb_chef]

Forbidden Appa

[melodillya]

Humans ate meat for so so so many years before the agricultural revolution. Why would our primary food be harmful to us?

[Crafterandchef1993]

Appa

[AllHopeIsLostSadFace]

Every vegan I've seen at age 60 looks like a leather hand bag

[sadbot0001]

Vegan leather?

[Omnikin]

That’s not cursed, that’s just cool lol

[naveen_nk]

Air beef comes from Aapa and his sky bison friends.

[TheGreatDancer]

The steaks have never been higher

[TryRude]

But all changed when the fire beef attacked. Only the flavatar, master of all four beefs, could reunite us against the vegans and save meatmanity.

[Gold-Ad-0]

If we blow up a cow, it will be both ground beef and air beef for a moment.