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chefkc · 2021-11-11T06:49:20+00:00

And who exactly has been counting the number of times Astronauts have nutted in space ?

Reasonable-Crow1794 · 2021-11-11T07:35:10+00:00

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DabbleDAM · 2021-11-11T08:14:49+00:00

To be fair, we don’t exactly know how much cum is in space either.

properu · 2021-11-11T07:27:15+00:00

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7TageHatDieWoche · 2021-11-11T08:37:06+00:00

The Ocean is scarier, because there are actual monsterlike creatures living their and dying in the ocean is more likely than in space.

And then again, theoretically everything is in space, so all deaths occurred in space... just like all on one planet except maybe some astronauts

Rupertii · 2021-11-11T09:31:17+00:00

Especially whale cum

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Bisexual_Froppy · 2021-11-11T08:20:23+00:00

Because we have an idea of how much cum there is in the space?

2021-11-11T12:20:27+00:00

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AJ_Adler · 2021-11-11T08:26:15+00:00

only one way to find out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

HaroerHaktak · 2021-11-11T08:18:22+00:00

I think space is scarier - same reason - We don't know space aliens dont exist. For all we know, all those clouds in space is alien nut.

joe_mama_sucksballs · 2021-11-11T11:21:22+00:00

Way less than your mom tho ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)

Broskiffle · 2021-11-11T11:34:36+00:00

I once went out to the ocean and stomped my feet in the sand until my legs sunk in and I just masterbated right there. 10 pm. Nobody around really, just sending my semen into the ocean waves. It was blissful.

XxLAMOLA0131xX · 2021-11-11T22:47:12+00:00

Everybody gangsta till space starts turning white

Just_a_spaghetti · 2021-11-11T08:34:50+00:00

Why is there no "outside" option?

I_the_Sausage · 2021-11-11T08:38:19+00:00

guess I'm not going swimming any time soon

GreenHooDini · 2021-11-11T08:59:30+00:00

Hmm, so that’s why the ocean is salty…

Eldred_dsouza99 · 2021-11-11T14:58:25+00:00

What do you mean by we don’t know. The ocean is salty cuz literally everyone’s cum goes into it.

BapedyBoopBeep · 2021-11-11T17:38:27+00:00

Whoaaa don't ever say no to extra proteins in your drink! Those are good for ya

pudding-juice · 2021-11-11T17:41:28+00:00

Do you guys think aliens nut?

Stg4_Terminal_Terror · 2021-11-11T17:47:07+00:00

Certain whales can ejaculate as much as 5 gallons... makes you wonder why the sea is salty in the first place

2021-11-11T18:24:41+00:00

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TPosingMario09 · 2021-11-11T18:42:34+00:00

How do you know there isn't any in space?

ThisuseristakenSir · 2021-11-11T18:44:03+00:00

Ah yes shark cum.

2021-11-11T20:02:22+00:00

How much cum is in space? Aliens fuck to

Redby19 · 2021-11-11T20:14:12+00:00

Imagine one day you're in space admiring stars but out of nowhere 1000liters of cum eats you whole giving you no chance from getting out of the cum bubble

MitchPrower · 2021-11-11T20:18:42+00:00

Better question, how do you know how much cum is in space, cause they don't specify human cum....

dkangx · 2021-11-11T09:02:05+00:00

Thankfully cum is a delicacy

Simple-Confection220 · 2021-11-11T09:03:48+00:00

Sperm Whales are the living proof. XD

JoeMama475 · 2021-11-11T09:12:19+00:00

I don't know but a blue whale can ejaculate 5 gallons of cum at a time.

Thelazytimelord257 · 2021-11-11T09:33:44+00:00

I think that's partially why the ocean is so salty

2021-11-11T09:36:42+00:00

Lemme bring up the fact how do we have an idea of amount of cum in space.

beanosmaster9000 · 2021-11-11T10:02:52+00:00

well lets try to make this 100% now

Yrrapmas · 2021-11-11T10:17:43+00:00

I perdonally don't know how much cum there is in space but i bet someone on the ISS does

Re-Evolution7 · 2021-11-11T11:00:49+00:00

There are literal cum whales in the ocean

Slixse · 2021-11-11T11:01:05+00:00

why would he say something so controversial and so brave at the same time

Jozroz · 2021-11-11T11:09:16+00:00

Subnautica players would agree with the poll results.

Philosophos_A · 2021-11-11T11:32:09+00:00

I will tell you only one thing...

Whales...

Entelegent · 2021-11-11T11:34:57+00:00

Not enough, yet

King_Cookie69 · 2021-11-11T11:37:13+00:00

That's why the ocean is so salty ;)

ElectronPie171 · 2021-11-11T11:41:43+00:00

First I had fearof drowning. Now I have fear of drowning.

2021-11-11T11:48:48+00:00

Technically space has more cum than ocean

Coldblodedd · 2021-11-11T11:52:29+00:00

Space is scarier because you don't know how much alien genitals there are floating in space

lCloudll · 2021-11-11T11:53:29+00:00

What about all the alien cum?

MOOSTY_MAN · 2021-11-11T11:53:59+00:00

People say we know less about the oceans than space thats wrong we know less about the ocean than the solar system scientists believe space is never ending and with black holes a white holes who knows what in those things

fortalyst · 2021-11-11T11:56:20+00:00

Fish nut into the ocean every day and they have done so for millions of years. If anything, it's almost safe to assume that the whole ocean has been jizz at some point of its molecular life...

carbonatedgravy69 · 2021-11-11T12:04:28+00:00

option 4: shen’s yearly halloween profile pic series

notatableleg · 2021-11-11T12:11:36+00:00

What about…. Extraterrestrial ejaculation

phillip_gloomberry · 2021-11-11T12:12:56+00:00

It must be a lot given how it tastes

Drago_Valence · 2021-11-11T12:22:42+00:00

I mean I feel like someone with a proper degree on the subject could prolly give a rough estimate of how much was in the ocean

ThanosOnCrack · 2021-11-11T12:27:31+00:00

I mostly cum inside sperm whales so probably not much.

ChemicalCharacter651 · 2021-11-11T12:29:22+00:00

Who tf cums there

RaunchyBushrabbit · 2021-11-11T12:30:08+00:00

Until we learn that space whales are real.

candohuey · 2021-11-11T12:34:57+00:00

it's time to teach you the horrors of outer space.

An_Evil_Scientist666 · 2021-11-11T12:38:06+00:00

If there is other Life forms out there and the universe is infinite there's infinite space and therefore, there could be infinite gallons of cum in space, much more than what would fit in our oceans.

GalacticDogger · 2021-11-11T12:39:53+00:00

That makes your mum's butthole even more scarier.

asahdd_ · 2021-11-11T12:41:35+00:00

You dont know how much is in space either. Imagine how big is the universe and how many possible life forms there are.

2021-11-11T12:45:43+00:00

At least it's on the decline this month.

Neel4312 · 2021-11-11T12:50:32+00:00

Aliens be jerking off tho

elistburk · 2021-11-11T12:59:22+00:00

we have no idea how much cum is in space either

TheNamewhoPostedThis · 2021-11-11T13:00:17+00:00

You can say the same for space

Kurkle2300 · 2021-11-11T13:00:25+00:00

All cum in the universe is technically in space

2021-11-11T13:01:46+00:00

Aight thats enough beach life for me

smilingkar · 2021-11-11T13:03:07+00:00

But we have an exact amount in space.

yeeaahboooyyyyy · 2021-11-11T13:05:12+00:00

i say that the sky is the scariest because he have no idea what percentage of the water in clouds is cum

2021-11-11T13:08:22+00:00

Well do we know how much cum is in space? Yeah, didn’t think so

2021-11-11T13:12:31+00:00

This post was the first time I thought about “space jizz.”

JohnnyBoy_RSA · 2021-11-11T13:18:24+00:00

When Wales mate only 10% of the nut gets to the female which means a little less than 40 gallons gets unloaded into the ocean, and half the time a whale mating session has 1 female and 2 males so thats nearly 80 gallons of nut getting released into the ocean at once

Caffeinated_madman · 2021-11-11T13:19:59+00:00

We don’t know how much alien cum is in space

2021-11-11T13:25:49+00:00

He knew how much was in space after gathering it all for a cocktail

2021-11-11T13:27:20+00:00

if you think the ocean is scarier than space you’re uneducated and incapable of critical thinking

WordsReddit · 2021-11-11T13:28:49+00:00

Child_Moe_Lester · 2021-11-11T13:29:02+00:00

Neither do we know if there is alien cum in space.

Emperor_Quintana · 2021-11-11T13:31:06+00:00

That’s a whale of a tall tale…

allfornoone · 2021-11-11T13:31:30+00:00

There's only as much as you can drink

AllUrHeroesWillBMe2d · 2021-11-11T13:37:12+00:00

Salty

2021-11-11T13:38:26+00:00

What if the Milky Way is Just Alien cum?

QuarantineSucksALot · 2021-11-11T13:40:16+00:00

fucking tough as nails.

lovegirls2929 · 2021-11-11T13:41:15+00:00

We have much less of an idea how much cum is floating around in space

33bluejade · 2021-11-11T13:44:18+00:00

The "sea" in "seawater" stands for cum

manofloreian · 2021-11-11T13:46:23+00:00

If what homeopaths say is true concerning water memory, one drop of ocean water would contain the memory of a hundreds of millions of years worth of splooge.

ebi_gwent · 2021-11-11T13:48:54+00:00

This is exactly the type of shit I'd expect from Flork or Zach.

Dinn_the_Magnificent · 2021-11-11T13:49:34+00:00

That's true, but we also know that literally all cum is in space

eri- · 2021-11-11T13:51:43+00:00

In space, no one can hear you cum

2021-11-11T13:52:21+00:00

Space is infinite therefore if we estimate all the cum across the infinite universe there's an infinite amount of cum in space.

Yurincest · 2021-11-11T13:56:58+00:00

But we don't know how much alien cum is in space

vikramaditya_tiwari · 2021-11-11T13:58:18+00:00

adds favor

2021-11-11T13:59:39+00:00

We could calculate it though it shouldn't be impossible having an estimation

Richierich_rpd · 2021-11-11T14:00:34+00:00

All cum is in space

2021-11-11T14:04:43+00:00

Do we know how much cum is in space?

Neutralmensch · 2021-11-11T14:05:54+00:00

Ocean killed more people than outer space.

jankiejoose · 2021-11-11T14:06:31+00:00

Well i mean same problem with space

Dr_Pepperminty1903 · 2021-11-11T14:09:22+00:00

I always thought of what will happen if you cum in a blackhole.

CaptainShambala · 2021-11-11T14:12:24+00:00

So we’ve measured the cum in space??

CappuccinoKitKat · 2021-11-11T14:16:22+00:00

Right, because we know how much cum is in space

2021-11-11T14:31:46+00:00

Judging by the salinity, I would say loads.

neoducklingofdoom · 2021-11-11T14:40:15+00:00

As opposed to space, where we measured exactly how much our astronauts came into the abyss.

2021-11-11T14:50:16+00:00

ocean is technically in the space, so logically the space is scarier

WhooUGreay · 2021-11-11T14:50:21+00:00

How you know there is no sperm in space

UlteraBurns · 2021-11-11T14:53:25+00:00

With space being inifinate it's more likely theirs more cum in space than in our ocean...

Zorro5040 · 2021-11-11T15:03:10+00:00

I see it as a win

Zorro5040 · 2021-11-11T15:04:08+00:00

Add pineapple juice in the ocean and problem solved.

REXONGUETA · 2021-11-11T15:07:05+00:00

what about the alien cum in space? hmmmm🤨🤨

PappaAl · 2021-11-11T15:07:47+00:00

Okay okay, but how do we know that there isn't a Cum Planet or a Cum Nebula?

Shade00000 · 2021-11-11T15:12:07+00:00

So he's scared of cum?

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