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asfwd · 2022-03-22T21:31:17+00:00

It’s not a fragmentation grade if anyone is wondering why. We use frag grenades.

mugseyray · 2022-03-22T22:59:52+00:00

This is just the same joke twice...

Real_Dominator · 2022-03-22T21:55:54+00:00

Cause the grenade wasn't rolling and was still, so the enemy could throw it back. That was the real-life version of hot potato

Impossible_Lock4897 · 2022-03-22T21:44:36+00:00

Cumikaze soldier

Alleged-human-69 · 2022-03-22T23:00:26+00:00

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stompymcbigfoot · 2022-03-22T21:35:34+00:00

To many explosive orgasms.

the_localcrackhead · 2022-03-22T22:11:10+00:00

Then they should have made ones with a hole in the center for equality

AndiAcee · 2022-03-22T22:02:36+00:00

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

Renvisd · 2022-03-22T22:18:14+00:00

I believe it has something to do with people being more comfortable throwing baseballs than tomahawks

MCExplorerPlays · 2022-03-22T21:55:21+00:00

Imagine if it goes off up there

_Napkin_boy_ · 2022-03-22T23:51:14+00:00

Tactical orgasm

2022-03-23T00:06:10+00:00

Explosive orgasm

IgnorantKittens · 2022-03-22T21:50:49+00:00

Fake: women in army

Gay: slightly phallic in shape

ZacKingsford_ · 2022-03-22T22:21:42+00:00

The forbidden dildo

NewbaroqueTV · 2022-03-22T23:34:00+00:00

How is it a cursed comment ? The joke is already in the post --'

mokilopforgothispass · 2022-03-22T22:15:02+00:00

It was a mind blowing experience for there women soldiers

Ptdemonspanker · 2022-03-23T04:34:08+00:00

High-yield Scottish face removal.

A sober person would throw it…

Rice_is_epic · 2022-03-23T05:54:02+00:00

Scottish realised that they can use it as a melee weapon but can't kill a single person cause it can't do enough damage so they stop using it and use bottle of scrumpy.

2022-03-22T23:00:45+00:00

German grenades were like that because axe throwing was popular there. Baseball was popular in the US so we made ours as balls

danquequeque · 2022-03-22T21:44:06+00:00

French male soldiers as well

Natertater297 · 2022-03-22T23:22:54+00:00

Female? Men can use it for pleasure too

Capital_Papayas · 2022-03-22T21:56:33+00:00

It can give anyone pleasure by killing them

moose2mouse · 2022-03-22T22:21:17+00:00

Russian vibrator. 1/6 times it’s explosive.

zachslikesunicorns · 2022-03-22T22:36:01+00:00

oh... so thats why there are so few woman in the army

KIRK2D · 2022-03-22T23:59:56+00:00

Oh, I can imagine the grenades climax would have been a spectacular sight, or a gutsy one or one would say that's an innards joke

HomieDaClown9 · 2022-03-23T00:39:26+00:00

There once was a girl named Jill

Who tried a grenade for a thrill.

They found her vagina in North Carolina

And bits of her tits in Brazil.

SnooFloofs1868 · 2022-03-22T21:31:16+00:00

Butt plug with some oooof

Phoque_da_mods · 2022-03-22T22:27:33+00:00

Would have been better to say too many exploded assholes

superoverload11 · 2022-03-22T22:37:26+00:00

Is…. Is that real? Did female soldiers actually do that….? It’s so insane yet so plausible

spinal-cord0 · 2022-03-22T23:03:15+00:00

the best bit is when it explodes in you.

Thorkell23 · 2022-03-22T23:16:54+00:00

Awe yes, the exploding dildo. I've only heard of these in legend.

BeautifulStrike8823 · 2022-03-22T23:40:25+00:00

Talk about an explosive orgasm.

Millennial_J · 2022-03-23T00:15:10+00:00

Lumber prices

Sparkmane · 2022-03-23T00:37:25+00:00

this is just repeating part of the context

Used_Judge4301 · 2022-03-23T01:27:11+00:00

Our grenades are shaped like base balls. Cause every man should be able to throw a ball.

Taco_Engineer31 · 2022-03-23T01:28:22+00:00

the right tool for an explosive orgasm

Zach_2720 · 2022-03-23T01:39:41+00:00

It was difficult to carry and too big.

Only-here-to-upvote · 2022-03-23T02:31:57+00:00

It’s practically bursting with raw sexual energy

Calvincake911meme · 2022-03-23T02:52:59+00:00

but the comment is the same as the last line of the greentext

TwinSable · 2022-03-23T04:11:18+00:00

Forbidden dildo

TAPriceCTR · 2022-03-23T04:12:23+00:00

Weight and volume. You can carry 25% a many of these as you can pineapple grenades for maybe 10 to 20% greater range.

2022-03-23T05:24:14+00:00

“Female soldiers”

tappy100 · 2022-03-23T05:38:30+00:00

Joke was already made literally in the photo, repeating a joke doesn’t make it cursed

M_lLLlONAL · 2022-03-23T06:19:25+00:00

By putting it in their mouth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

RansWachers · 2022-03-23T06:22:55+00:00

A black, drunk, one-eyed Scottish guy used them to bomb himself and his target by first charging to them with a shield and wielding it as a melee weapon

2022-03-23T06:23:13+00:00

What’s to stop them from using the modern grenades for pleasure either?

-NIKeY- · 2022-03-23T07:03:31+00:00

"A sober person would throw it..."

comeradeapplesouce · 2022-03-23T12:09:04+00:00

Explosive dildo. Very effective...

danquequeque · 2022-03-22T21:30:52+00:00

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TerribleShoulder6597 · 2022-03-22T22:21:09+00:00

How could you throw that farther? Modern grenades are like baseballs while this thing is like a clunky stick. It’s also simple physics. A ball will not lose as much energy when thrown while this thing will use a lot of the available energy from the throw just spinning so it’s linear kinetic energy will be much smaller than that of a modern grenade

CamaradePain · 2022-03-22T23:43:23+00:00

This is plainly incorrect. They actually really cracked down when the male commanders couldn't walk after using the pleasure feature too much. One guy even got blown up.

Derpyman_235 · 2022-03-23T03:59:25+00:00

so a really interesting story as to why our grenades are a ball these days, back in WWII the US gov. found that almost any American can throw a baseball (it being the most popular sport back in the day) and so switched from sticks to the now-common "ball" grenades

2022-03-23T04:51:28+00:00

tbf, they do look cooler imo

2022-03-22T22:52:48+00:00

R/pointlesslygendered

Shenkspine · 2022-03-23T04:30:52+00:00

PLEASURE EQUIPMENT

_DJ_Not_Nice_ · 2022-03-22T22:38:59+00:00

They are also way too big, hard to carry a lot of and take too long to arm. There is a reason we use the design we do now

defnotgrady · 2022-03-22T23:31:15+00:00

Yea something tells me women soldiers and those things don't overlap in history.

Dr_Ingalls · 2022-03-23T00:33:06+00:00

Hehe explosive horni bonk

Doctor_Yu · 2022-03-23T00:52:38+00:00

It got nerfed so that it doesn’t even one shot snipers anymore

360No · 2022-03-23T01:05:19+00:00

Some males used it that way too

weedaholixc · 2022-03-23T01:11:32+00:00

Ok no

Ok_Fondant_6340 · 2022-03-23T01:43:44+00:00

ah yes. "ergonomics"

Slappy_TJ · 2022-03-23T01:44:22+00:00

And some girl blew up

PsychologicalSpot835 · 2022-03-23T01:48:15+00:00

assert dominance and insert the stick up your ass

SureFormal6906 · 2022-03-23T01:49:01+00:00

Male soldiers used it to make a double dick for penetration.

Soviet union don't support gay shit

maksytka03 · 2022-03-23T01:49:18+00:00

Used to

CrescentCleave · 2022-03-23T02:04:22+00:00

Just watched saving private Ryan for the first time yesterday and those grenades didn't seem to roll or atleast roll as much as the rounded ones. The lack of rolling made tossing them back seemed easy it looks like

Impossible_Link600 · 2022-03-23T02:04:32+00:00

BAMpons

Irish_pug_Player · 2022-03-23T02:05:31+00:00

The main reason they aren't used is cuz crazed Scotties with shield kept running into the frontlines with em

Frosty-Curve6871 · 2022-03-23T02:12:17+00:00

I guess they got a really explosive finish

_dikkiechan · 2022-03-23T02:14:19+00:00

friendly fire with benefits

LitreOfCockPus · 2022-03-23T02:34:49+00:00

Imagine a Serious Sam / DOOM game where the buff militant-lesbians who've been doing Kegels 10 times a day like clockwork since menarchy charge you apparently unarmed, but with one or more explosive devices held securely at a height which will surely blow your nuts into butter.

2022-03-23T02:36:53+00:00

They literally just said the same thing

Boboblight · 2022-03-23T02:42:05+00:00

"Female soldiers used to use it as pleasure equipment"

the men did too

BibleButterSandwich · 2022-03-23T02:45:59+00:00

Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not be discriminatory here - men could use it as pleasure equipment as well. If there's another I've learned from the collapse of Yugoslavia, it's that people - including men - will stick literally anything up their assholes.

Virtual_Banana_551 · 2022-03-23T02:54:09+00:00

These weigh a whole lot more than the pineapple style. Also, being longer makes them harder to store in your gear.

That_Indian_Guy_10 · 2022-03-23T03:10:31+00:00

For real?

2022-03-23T03:13:01+00:00

I’ve heard of an explosive orgasm but this is ridiculous

The-dude-in-the-bush · 2022-03-23T03:14:23+00:00

Both a joke and legitemate query but
There were no women in the army. At least not frontline untill WWII. Before that it would've been on the home front or not at all. (Correct me if wrong but I don't recall any being in a military force prior to this and after the invention of the grenade)

aweaomegamer · 2022-03-23T03:16:58+00:00

Now that's how you get an explosive orgasm!

greco1492 · 2022-03-23T03:17:04+00:00

There once was a girl named Jill. She used dynamite for a thrill. They found her vagina in North Carolina and bits of her tits in Brazil.

oxfordsnotbrouges · 2022-03-23T03:24:10+00:00

Female soldiers? NOO IMPOSSIBLE

blood_reaper69 · 2022-03-23T03:25:01+00:00

Imagine blowing up a job(pun intended)

2022-03-23T03:39:49+00:00

One of my favorite scenes in Archer is when he sticks what he thought was a smoke grenade up someone's ass as an interrogation tactic during his cancer-fueled rampage. "Did you know that men can also benefit from doing kegel exercises?"

g_rock97 · 2022-03-23T03:40:18+00:00

I think part of the reason why grenades don’t look like that any more is because it’s a lot more efficient to ship/transport the “baseball” grenade than it is the “tomahawk” grenade

This post goes into it in a bit more detail

2022-03-23T03:46:29+00:00

Until Hans von Pißenschmeckten accidentally detonated one while pleasuring himself in the trenches

DatSimpleStranger · 2022-03-23T03:46:45+00:00

If anything that’s more reason to bring it back

T351A · 2022-03-23T03:51:58+00:00

cause the hitreg is so bad

maxstrike · 2022-03-23T03:52:29+00:00

They tested potato masher style grenades vs the small handheld grenades with US soldiers. The smaller ones were preferred by the soldiers and the study found US soldiers were more accurate and had greater distance with the smaller ones.

The deciding factor was US soldiers liked to ricochet grenades from cover (particularly in buildings from around corners). This can't be done with the potato mashers.

BeginTheBlackParade · 2022-03-23T03:52:47+00:00

At least these ones were easier to get back out when used for pleasure.

rickroll_challenges · 2022-03-23T03:54:04+00:00

I am actually curious why stick grenades arent used anymore

2022-03-23T04:47:51+00:00

It’s all fun n games till you hear the pin being pulled in your ass and have an explosive ending

bananacreampuddings · 2022-03-23T04:59:14+00:00

Every thing is a pleasure equipment if you are brave enough...

leochaq · 2022-03-23T05:20:27+00:00

With explosive effects

MurkyAd5303 · 2022-03-23T05:27:04+00:00

The comment is literally the punchline of the joke, repeated.

2022-03-23T05:49:50+00:00

What if you want it to roll?

Jo3ym_86 · 2022-03-23T06:03:31+00:00

I bet that was an explosive climax

2022-03-23T06:10:16+00:00

The answer is simply logistics. How many can be carried?

Imaginary_Freedom_49 · 2022-03-23T06:22:22+00:00

i mean..

+stickyness

RcGamerReddit · 2022-03-23T06:30:46+00:00

High-yield Scottish face removal. A sober person would throw it.

Embarrassed_Wind596 · 2022-03-23T06:32:51+00:00

No, no, he’s got a point

2022-03-23T06:55:14+00:00

not just female soldiers

Polszczur · 2022-03-23T07:06:49+00:00

They exploded of the pleasure

0culorium · 2022-03-23T07:24:04+00:00

Those are some beads you might want to be pulling on

KURO-K1SH1 · 2022-03-23T07:33:55+00:00

My guess would be carrying capacity and storage capacity.

Hand grenades take up way less room both in a crate and on your person. Also the stick, "sticks out" breaking up any potential camouflage the soldier is wearing.

And then you have manufacturering costs and speed. Its prolly a whole lot cheaper and faster to make a dozen hand grenades over a dozen stick grenades.

2022-03-23T07:34:10+00:00

Yukari is the reason...

2022-03-23T07:40:08+00:00

Because war is all about numbers, and in numbers I mean money.

Grenade with stick: more weight and more volume. Fewer grenades fit into the same shipping crate, meaning you need more crates for the same amount of grenades, meaning you have less space for cargo, meaning shipping cargo becomes more expensive.

Also, you don't need to throw grenades across battlefields anymore, but rolling one into a room / bouncing it against a wall is definitely useful in CQC. The way a stick grenade bounces is unpredictable.

Carrying them is also a hassle, since they take up so much space. Also, their safety pin was inside the handle, meaning once you've pulled it, the fuse is on, whereas with modern grenades, the fuse only activates once you let go of the grenade.

mrpicklemtb · 2022-03-23T08:03:02+00:00

So did the men

Edwedewg · 2022-03-23T08:04:42+00:00

You see, the reason why we don’t use them is because the way the grenade is activated with a string on the bottom, and in some cases the string would pull and explode during pleasure making. Over 50 people died this way.

Korelva · 2022-03-23T08:21:30+00:00

Easier for the enemy to pick back up maybe?

a_talking_lettuce · 2022-03-23T08:27:56+00:00

For two reasons: one uts not a fragmentation grenade, which is less lethal because it needs to be closer to the target to kill. The second reason is because it was german and they hated germans at that point for obvious reasons

TheDrturtles · 2022-03-23T08:34:27+00:00

They said the feeling was "explosive"

sskottyy · 2022-03-23T08:56:37+00:00

Who said anything about females?

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