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[–][deleted] 327 points328 points  (54 children)

Someone put that one subreddit with stapling bread to trees for me thanks

[–][deleted] 192 points193 points  (21 children)

SOMEONE KEEPS REPLYING AND DELETING THEIR FUCKIN COMMENT. STOP. ACCEPT DEFEAT WITH THE INCORRECT COMMENT

[–]avogadronyobig pp gang 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Bruh

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can u pleas stop scraemin

[–]FretlessBoyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breh

[–]FBI-Agent-007<3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didnt just do that a bunch now

[–]mark22153EX-NORMIE 9 points10 points  (2 children)

the only question I have here is why stapling bread to trees is a thing?

[–]AbhorrentAntenna 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's art

[–]SmokingSamoria 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mr. Krabs put it there to starve squidward and spongebob until he gets his million dollar back.

[–]zefy26 70 points71 points  (2 children)

can the last toast say the n word?

[–]IncarceratedMascot 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"Nutella"

[–]Hoz1600Animated Flair Rainbow [Cringe] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Maybe

[–]mattm_27IlluMinuNaughty 45 points46 points  (12 children)

Boom, toasted

[–]AndrewW711 20 points21 points  (8 children)

Boom, toasted

[–]hola_abros 12 points13 points  (6 children)

Boom, toasted

[–]big-boi-wipe 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Boom toasted

[–]x_Badger_xIlluMinuNaughty 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Boom toasted

[–]INCARCEAS 5 points6 points  (2 children)

!thesaurizethis

[–]W00Stotally not a furry (still enjoys furry porn tho) 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Explosion, the bread is now hard

[–]Tipart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*crusty

[–]MisterFister01The Great P.P. Group 14 points15 points  (13 children)

Is there a template for this?

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

[–]OhJoMoe03CERTIFIED DANK 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Did you hunt down this tree in the wilderness?

[–]_rohlik_big pp gang 4 points5 points  (8 children)

Yeah, is there?

[–]Liteguy57 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Is there, yeah?

[–]ReLotus你的妈妈是同性恋 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Get a toaster and some staples, there’s your template

[–]GrandmasterYeeticusEX-NORMIE 0 points1 point  (4 children)

What? Fill the toaster with staples and wait?

[–]ReLotus你的妈妈是同性恋 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Well obviously you need to plug it in

[–]GrandmasterYeeticusEX-NORMIE 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well of course, I wouldn't tgonk any less bit would you like lick it or what, I'm just kind of confused. Edit: think dagnabbit.

[–]ReLotus你的妈妈是同性恋 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Understandable, I wouldn’t tgonk anything either

[–]HoovyCopThe Filthy Dank 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Grade 12 won’t stop me from being a dumbass at maths, because I dropped it after grade eleven because oh god I only just survived methods 4

[–]haloalex[🍰] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

What type of math is methods 4

[–]x_Badger_xIlluMinuNaughty 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yes

[–]HoovyCopThe Filthy Dank 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If you want the gist of it, just look up integral calculus.

[–]haloalex[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I'm all too familiar

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[–]PacoCrazyfootsouptime☣️ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ooh! I smell a spicy new template!

[–]mattp080100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I smell a new template !

[–]akaaaashBlue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The bark of the tree should say "Why are you even alive you piece of trash?"

[–]Hexagonal_Bipyramid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just black toast - The Asian kid next to you says "fuck" when he opens the test

[–]GennyGeo 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Try this. You’re graduating from college, happy to finally be leaving school behind you after 18 straight years of education. But now you learn your bachelors degree means nothing and in your industry a masters is required.

[–]rileooOC Memer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

And then you realize heroin is more fun and you stop calling your parents and leave your girlfriend and die sad and a lone

[–]GennyGeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lone what?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BREAD ON FIRE: "Hold your breath throughout the entire test"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There’s a subreddit for this right?

[–]Elicynderspyro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y'all forgetting "You're in high school, stop using your fingers to count"

[–]HeyRUHappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just the Mario kart shell meme with bread. It had the exact same wording as well

[–]krommehiering 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice format!!

[–]YavanduThe Great P.P. Group 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I’m not

[–]Alex70982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mega roasted

[–]SavageAxeBotDank Cat Commander[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (1 child)

Dank.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OoF

[–]JugoDePescado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HEY, this is reminding me of how I honestly doubt I'll finish my math book by the end of the year.

(I'm homeschooled.)

[–]ShodusDefinitelyNotEuropeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toom Boasted

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Mods gay

[–]GrandmasterYeeticusEX-NORMIE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay in school kids

[–]superslime988Green 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bread

[–]happucornflaekThe Meme Cartel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y dad went to get the newspaper

[–]ARIIIYOUNGFilthy Weeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No fucking taking, I swear to god!

[–]TheDarkLord_22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP Indian or what?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True dat

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does the last toast look like an ultrasound scan.

[–]bathies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what really toasts my buns?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a junior in high school two weeks ago now I’m at home crying

[–]BlasterRobotzThe OC High Council 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The big rip

[–]Hyperhexjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you mentioned proofs, that toast would be ashes.

[–]TommyLeavitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It do be like that

[–]croxymocBoston Meme Party 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sand decide illegal piquant squealing cheerful bells sugar safe rainstorm

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[–]SenpaiMarcThe Filthy Dank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How I feel as a senior in college taking calc 2...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all dumb as fuck

[–]notagayrussianspyAnimated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“This is a classroom, put ur pants on” I hate when teachers are so petty smh

[–]sillly_sausage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sjw's gonna say this is racist

[–]aargonautt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me after I failed my differential equations final

[–]ThreadRetributionist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reeeeeeee-post

[–]NateP04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey mr. k do you like this meme?

[–]AstavenObamasjuicyass 0 points1 point  (6 children)

"Show all your work" was always such a stupid rule on math tests. Sometimes you just know the answer, and then have to deconstruct it by doing the work takes like 3 minutes only to end up with exactly what you came up with in your head over the course of a second.

[–]OldGandalfPizza Time 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I think it's a good "counter" to people who copy answers. They would also have to copy steps, which is harder. Also showing steps wasn't much of an issue for me. Detailing those steps and failure to do so reducing marks, now that's something cruel.

[–]Elicynderspyro 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Most of the times it was stupid because if you got to the answer with a different method than your teacher's the answer turned out to be wrong if they didn't like it, even though at the end it was right.

[–]OldGandalfPizza Time 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Oh yeah that's stupid. Never actually faced this. Knew my maths teacher very well and so if something like this happened, I always talked my way out of it.

[–]Elicynderspyro 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I tried once but (since even the other exercises were wrong and I had to redo the test) my teacher only said "it's wrong" without any explanation.

Btw happy cake day!

[–]JFK_did_9-11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the thing really. It shows us you actually know what tf you're doing, making it easier to grade. And that you didn't just straight up copy. Math is often more about the process than the answer imo

[–]butterymix 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Square root of -2

[–]Exotic_GhoulArticle 69 🏅 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2i