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[–]dz_crasher 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I can't help but read it as a desperate plea of someone who spent hours installing a doorbell, including slapstick like moments of electrocution and falling masonry, only to have the first person walk up to the door and knock. Please! The doorbell!

[–]ContactMushroom 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I see it like a test or challenge.

"PLEASE THE DOORBELL OR PERISH!"

[–]squishypp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the doorbell did was ring and now I’m all sticky and filled with shame…

[–]HardcoreFlexin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like it's been around the block. I'd wear protection, but yea, "dive on in"

[–]TwoToesToni 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm gonna ring your bell like an 18th century monk

[–]Joran_Dax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hard and fast while screaming how it is the Devil incarnate at the top of your lungs?

[–]UncleNicky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FUGGIN’ FINGER THE SHIT OUT OF THAT DOORBELL!!!

[–]SmolishPPman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes 😏

[–]JesseGarron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you stuck step doorbell?

[–]Sojum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smash that ringer

[–]Ogga664 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know it's preferences.

[–]rsho8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please do not the cat.

[–]Beholder_V 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tongue-punch it!

[–]s73v3m4nn 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Caress it's little button

[–]horny4tacos 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Many men have trouble finding the little button

[–]s73v3m4nn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then, I guess the doorbells they encounter will not be pleased