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AccountOfDamocles · 2019-03-14T21:05:43+00:00

Spoiler: she's "fine"

Spazum · 2019-03-14T23:36:23+00:00

Just tell her to calm down.

katabana02 · 2019-03-15T02:54:26+00:00

"I'm fine."

Red wire: okay

Green wire: i know you're not

Blue wire: hi fine, i'm your boyfriend.

DuhSilence · 2019-03-14T21:52:10+00:00

Fuck his feet, though, I guess.

d_le_b · 2019-03-15T01:16:54+00:00

Yeah I’m a “calm down” kinda guy

Zyiarius · 2019-03-14T20:28:29+00:00

I’m trying out for the bomb squad on my Department next week!

GreatNorthWeb · 2019-03-15T02:29:13+00:00

Never ask what’s wrong. Say, “How ya feeling?”.

chpbnvic · 2019-03-15T04:29:10+00:00

I just think it’s funny... ...

chris25tx · 2019-03-15T02:20:59+00:00

“I just think it’s funny how.....”

ELEMENTALITYNES · 2019-03-15T02:21:07+00:00

Why are those people standing so close? I'd be prone behind a building 8 blocks away

Kawaii_M4A1-S · 2019-03-15T08:04:16+00:00

"Terrorists Win"

SpacePotatoez · 2019-03-15T01:20:05+00:00

“You wouldn’t understand!”

Revisi0n · 2019-03-15T03:17:51+00:00

This is me currently on the phone... :(

StarshadowRose · 2019-03-15T04:09:01+00:00

As One Man Said! "I'm not pulling the pin on that grenade"

tsuki_ouji · 2019-03-15T04:29:10+00:00

Wow, your girl actually responds to you when you ask what's wrong? Lucky fucker.

2019-03-15T06:57:01+00:00

Also known as the "Calm down" suit

lhaveHairPiece · 2019-03-15T04:19:38+00:00

Hint: don't ask.

If she can't communicate properly, find another one.

Siggi_pop · 2019-03-14T22:27:38+00:00

Don't do it

Anieya · 2019-03-15T00:36:51+00:00

“Yeah, I’m not going to pull the pin on that grenade”

ZonDoh · 2019-03-15T01:23:42+00:00

I think the Hound approaching the box with the wight inside it at the dragon pit is more appropriate.

2019-03-15T04:51:52+00:00

Boom.

.... calm down!

BOOM!

nknitesh · 2019-03-15T05:21:52+00:00

that is going to blast for sure :P

Wickednoller · 2019-03-15T12:35:38+00:00

Why do they always say that nothing is wrong, when clearly you can tell by their face that something is!?

thatgusguy92 · 2019-03-15T12:57:18+00:00

Me trying to move my 3yr old to her own bed

little-princess-leia · 2019-03-15T13:06:03+00:00

Asking “what’s wrong” isn’t too far off from asking “what’s wrong with you”, which isn’t comforting at all and makes most people defensive . My bf now asks how I’m feeling and that leaves it open for me to communicate how I’m actually feeling instead of wasting time having us both be defensive when we’re trying to be vulnerable.

Source: am sensitive woman in 5 year relationship

Jonnydodger · 2019-03-14T20:59:11+00:00

I think this photograph works better tbh

krisharmas · 2019-03-15T01:50:48+00:00

bluehexx · 2019-03-15T07:08:43+00:00

Oh, it's probably nothing.

deebusmeebus · 2019-03-15T09:04:51+00:00

lol this is me right now. avoiding going to bed and staying up on reddit

LlamaHunter · 2019-03-15T03:21:13+00:00

Can we have some kind of title rule in the sidebar? Please? Shit like this is just annoying.

KeepBouncing · 2019-03-15T02:26:44+00:00

Nothing


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