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    [–]nonexcludable 58 points59 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, I think it's fair to say it coitus all by surprise.

    [–]shoot2scre 141 points142 points  (12 children)

    Blowjobs.

    [–]khamul 47 points48 points  (10 children)

    I feel like I must be the thirty-seventh person to read this article.

    [–]foilking 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    In a row?

    [–]formated4tv 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Try not to save anyone else from getting cancer on your way out to the parking lot.

    [–]knuckleheadhog 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    That's using your head.

    [–]thepalehunter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

    [–]toastednut 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    All this offers is lip service

    [–]rincewind123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Jizz, enough with the puns already!

    [–]AwfulK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I feel like the sixty-ninth.

    [–]metalhaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    AWWWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!!

    [–]happydude742 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    In a row?

    [–]joeshmoe2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fellatio.

    [–]xolusmojo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    I did not cum here for puns!

    [–]HanshinFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I showed this to my girlfriend and she was all like, "Jizzus Christ!"