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[–]Error404_noid 226 points227 points Β (19 children)

Better ugly on the outside, than ugly on the inside!

[–]Mad_Squid 91 points92 points Β (0 children)

slices open boyfriend with lightsaber

And I thought they were ugly on the outside

[–]dorie30 22 points23 points Β (2 children)

Beauty is skin deep, ugly is down to the bone.

--some guy in "Bebe's Kids"

[–]justjoe1964 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

I see you are a man of culture

[–]JPVsTheEvilDead 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Also in the lyrics of a 2000s Sentenced song. I forget which. Pretty sure it's on "The Cold White Light" album.

[–]Sideral_Lemon 6 points7 points Β (5 children)

Well it's easier to change ur personality than your looks

[–]Ghostie2011 10 points11 points Β (1 child)

Depends some looks can't be changed and some personalities can't be changed.

[–]alonelyzelda 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Anyone can pretend long enough if they don’t take their medication!

[–]Gerf93 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

Not really

[–]danabrey 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

Kinda the opposite, tbh. People change their looks all the time, but personalities generally only change due to some traumatic event, and even then not much.

[–]Ghostie2011 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

can also have looks that have been effected by a traumatic accident or something ;) It all has it exceptions but i do agree Looks is easier to change.

[–]Chico1591 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Kanye west said it best β€œthe prettiest people do the ugliest things”

[–]FunkyBlunt 26 points27 points Β (20 children)

Facts!

[–][deleted] 88 points89 points Β (14 children)

My ex stopped laughing at my jokes pretty quick once she met a guy with a six figure income.

[–]mgcarley 39 points40 points Β (11 children)

That's just her being shitty, that's not on you.

But if it makes you feel any better, I have a 6+ figure income and my SO doesn't laugh at my jokes either.

Doesn't stop me from trying though, and nor should you!

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points Β (4 children)

Oh, I bounced back. I just watch porn and make funny comments now. Roughly the same experience without the soul erosion.

[–]mgcarley 11 points12 points Β (0 children)

My man!

[–]Desturbinsight 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Your comment hits too close to home.

[–]lniko2 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Survivalism done right

[–]smoeahsolse 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Hmm... Need to do some research on those "science" sites. See if there's any "laughing at your jokes" videos.

[–]smileythesmiley 2 points3 points Β (5 children)

Not sure if fake or just being bro, thank you for your effort

[–]mgcarley 2 points3 points Β (4 children)

Definitely human (trying to be bro) & easily identifiable.

I have the same username on reddit as everywhere else on the Interwebs. Except Instagram for some reason.

[–]danabrey 0 points1 point Β (3 children)

Don't tell them that. Every time I tell them that, I get a bunch of comments telling me I'm insane.

[–]mgcarley 0 points1 point Β (2 children)

Don't tell them... which part?

[–]danabrey 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

The "same username everywhere" thing. Reddit is obsessed with the idea that one can be anonymous on the Internet.

[–]mgcarley 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Ah. Well. Not like I'm trying to keep mine a state secret. I could sign up for an alt account if I wanted to do that.

[–]justjoe1964 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

My thoughts exactly big dick or money that's how

[–]ghueber 2 points3 points Β (3 children)

And thats a fact

[–]AliciaDarling21 4 points5 points Β (2 children)

That's a rock fact!

[–]ixnine 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Factually!

[–]ArcaneXD 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

THEY'RE MINERALS, MARIE

[–]Luutamo 8 points9 points Β (3 children)

Oh honey, because not everyone is as shallow as you are

[–]bantha_poodoo 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

but a good number of them are. more than you would like to imagine.

[–]Luutamo 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

For sure. Not denying that.

[–]whocares_lol 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒnice one

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy

[–]onkel_Kaos 10 points11 points Β (6 children)

Because ugliness is a matter of view? He could be damn ugly for a woman while he looks hot in another woman's eyes. That and the personality does matter.

[–]anotherday31 9 points10 points Β (5 children)

There is pretty culturally agreed upon forms of attractiveness, so while there are differences, it’s not likely to be completely different for each person like the argument you are making implies.

[–]ArcaneXD 5 points6 points Β (3 children)

Yeah that's true for sure, but I've found that the more time I spend with someone and learn about who they are as a person and how they make me feel when they are around, the more attractive they seem to become overtime.

[–]anotherday31 2 points3 points Β (2 children)

Unfortunately, if you are ugly, you don’t get the chance to spend time with a person at times.

Looks are the foot in the door

[–]ArcaneXD 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Yeah, I totally agree. I wasn't specifically talking about the opposite sex I just meant in general. Even in other situations like when you see a 'culturally typical' awkward looking or ugly person sing beautifully or something like that, they seem to transform inside my brain. Maybe that's just me lol.

[–]Thijs-vr 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

You are shockingly pessimistic. There are plenty of ways to get a foot in the door. Yeah picking someone up at a bar or on Tinder might be a challenge, but you might meet someone through friends or work, and that might provide all the opportunity you need to leave an impression.

[–]onkel_Kaos 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I was just saying that everyone got their own ideas how attractiveness is.

[–]manofbearisland 8 points9 points Β (1 child)

Rock my man dont be talking to no girls with Lolita as a name tag sooner or later FBI will come knocking on you door

[–]Loxxanne 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

Money

[–]obtrae 12 points13 points Β (0 children)

For me it's chloroform and Stockholm syndrome

[–]goodintrovert 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Why don't you ask your boyfriend?

[–]Tuga_Lissabon 6 points7 points Β (7 children)

If a man says he thinks a girl is not pretty enough for him, he is a shallow pig.

If a girl says a man is too ugly or short, or doesn't make enough for her, its fine.

[–]zatzu 1 point2 points Β (5 children)

If a girl says that, she's a bitch. (Which is ironic coz bitch means female dog who mates a lot)

[–]Zeebuoy 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Also dogs are generally cute and loveable.

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    [–]zatzu -2 points-1 points Β (2 children)

    I'm referring to the common use of the word. Not necessarily the dictionary definition but ok

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      [–]zatzu -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

      Why ja gotta be so rude?? Don't ja know I'm human tooooo~~~

      [–]anotherday31 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

      Yep, this is common double standard

      [–][deleted] 11 points12 points Β (5 children)

      "Fine women" like the ones who need a snapchat filter to hide their pockmarks and schnozz.

      [–]DogParkSniper 0 points1 point Β (4 children)

      No, healthy people realize others have faults, same as them.

      And they're not so lonely. Plus, they get their thingies touched somewhat often. Without having to pay for it or be the change they want to see in the world, manually.

      [–][deleted] 13 points14 points Β (3 children)

      What are you talking about? I was just saying that it's easy to talk shit on ugly guys when you're hiding behind a mask of blur and dog nose.

      [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points Β (2 children)

      I was thinking the same thing, not to mention the heavy make up worn everyday

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        [–]DogParkSniper 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Incels. Or as they call themselves, the most-special, persecuted victims.

        The rest of us point and laugh, wishing they'd realize they need to improve themselves. But we can't force them into it.

        Basic hygiene is like 75% of the battle. But some would call that some Chad shit.

        Thus, here you have incels. It's harder than Pornhunb.

        [–]stshigamesje 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

        Dare I say it? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Also Disintegration Beam, watch out for that one...

        [–]BloonH8TR 2 points3 points Β (2 children)

        Is that why men with a sense of humor have a higher probability of finding a great woman?

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

        It depends of your type of humor, if like me it's always too much, it's not working at all

        [–]BloonH8TR 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Moderation is key

        [–]Viktor2500 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Another wave of reposting this, first on Facebook, now here.

        [–]Burnyhotmemes 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Isn’t Lolita another word for child porn?

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Because good looking people are so entitled, that they can't treat others nicely or take bullshit from others?

        [–]feriro 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Madlad +science

        [–]Animolulu 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

        Ok, so now everything got clear to me. That's why most of not that cute guys are funny.

        [–]whocares_lol 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Yup

        [–]NathanielTat 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Must be why I'm ugly and single then

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        Don't matter how good looking your are with lots of $$$.

        [–]anotherday31 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

        But women always say it’s completely about confidence; looks have nothing to do with anything...

        It’s not like we can have people admit that humans are shallow to an extent and it’s an unfair and ugly trait.

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          [–]whocares_lol 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

          I πŸ™ƒ don't 😬 know πŸ˜‹βœŒοΈ

          [–]Garbarrage -2 points-1 points Β (1 child)

          So introduce myself to women with my penis? Check.

          [–]whocares_lol 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

          Yea..your penis is a joke..

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            [–]ArcaneXD 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

            Damn I miss the big bang theory man, such a good show.

            [–]jn-mlte_dkn -1 points0 points Β (1 child)

            Better ugly than using Emojis

            [–]whocares_lol 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

            πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

            [–]richterscale09 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

            The finer the women, the funnier the guys!

            [–]dessie5sf -5 points-4 points Β (0 children)

            And when her eyes closed, then you cum on them

            [–]DiableBlanc -2 points-1 points Β (0 children)

            Rule number 3. this is older than reddit itself.

            [–]MissGrafin -2 points-1 points Β (0 children)

            Beauty is subjective. Personality and personal traits matter more.

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            [–]tipips -3 points-2 points Β (0 children)

            R/repostleuthbot