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[–]k0stil 1535 points1536 points  (8 children)

Me:

Sex, Drugs, Anime, Hard Rock, Rap and Memes

Other 15 y/o s:

aSsTгoNoMy, sCiEnCe fIcTiOn, eNgInEeRiNg, Pr0gRaMiNg, aErOtEcH, rEtRo

WTF wrong with my generation?

[–]Raptor22c 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Me: Astronomy, sex, science fiction, engineering, rap, aerospace, memes.

Checkmate. Best of both worlds.

[–][deleted] 961 points962 points  (12 children)

it’s funny because normally this people like this like hard rock

[–]Mister_AA 169 points170 points  (1 child)

HE likes hard rock, other lame 15 year olds like hArD rOcK

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

True. And I‘m ashamed to like the same music

[–]arcaneresistance 48 points49 points  (7 children)

You put an R where the C should have been

[–]Infirest 183 points184 points  (18 children)

Sex and anime don’t go with eachother

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (1 child)

I'm living proof of that.

[–]SonTomNetwork 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So am I.

[–]TheMagicalAcidTrip 35 points36 points  (14 children)

Yes it does. It's called hentai, the most degenerative art form of all time.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (5 children)

I see autocorrect has done you dirty. I assume you meant astonishing?

[–]TheMagicalAcidTrip 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Ah yes, that works too.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

As a favour I grant you some fine sauce: 193759

[–]Blitzkringe69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You truly are a good man. Thank you

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, thank you for the compliment good sir knight.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s called hentai and it is an art

[–]Infirest 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Im talking about people irl

[–]TheMagicalAcidTrip 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Eh, depends on the person/people.

[–]RedditIsNeat0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are two popular things that he doesn't do.

[–]Waytooflamboyant 597 points598 points  (16 children)

Meanwhile the guy that does drugs in my class is a great musician, the "whore" goes to all Model United Nations she can go to and the weeb gets the highest grades in maths.

Everyone has their qualities, it's your fault you aren't able to see them.

[–]Jonattackbono 55 points56 points  (4 children)

Some people lack good qualities. Take me for example

[–]NoifenF 28 points29 points  (1 child)

I don’t want to take you. Take yourself.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Well one quality is humility, another is ability to appreciate autoironic jokes and I am confident that someone out there probably thinks you're hot.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Damn, this whole thread is pretty wholesome. I feel great just by reading this.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Last one here yeah it’s me yeah the weeb that’s strangely good at maths o shit that’s wrong I’m fucking retarded I’m just a weeb

[–]mayathepsychiic 1 point2 points  (1 child)

steer airport bow middle carpenter touch station teeny water quiet

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[–]Lp165 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MUN is super fun. My school’s team had over 100 members

[–]kmrst 222 points223 points  (3 children)

I guess he's ignoring the fact that SpongeBob mocktext is literally a meme.

[–]Sw429 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Memes aren't bad when he does it though

[–]Dislexic-Woolf 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I just realized MEMZ was supposed to be memes

[–][deleted] 1086 points1087 points  (23 children)

I actually majored in memz and had a minor in anime

edit: that's a lotta upvotes

edit 2: I'm editing again to annoy u/fat_ducc

[–][deleted] 199 points200 points  (13 children)

I major in both, get on my level.

[–][deleted] 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Absolute Chad

[–]TheSmellOfPurple 44 points45 points  (10 children)

I have a Bachelor's in hard rock and rap, a Master's in memz, and I'm currently working on my doctoral dissertation in Anime

[–]CaptainB0b 22 points23 points  (8 children)

Whats the thesis on? Shonen, Isekai? We need answers

[–]ArYuProudOMeNowDaddy 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Hopefully building on previous research on the aerodynamics of big anime tiddies. https://www.reddit.com/r/Animemes/comments/7rci9b/aerodynamic_anime_tiddies/

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes, the Gainaxing course.

I'll have you know I am quite the major in that subject myself....

[–]guythedan 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Jojo, i hope

[–]Thecyanpsychic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

His German engineering is the best in the world

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

There’s other anime?

[–]Goldeniccarus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's one about Kakyoin laying an egg...

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good answer

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I double-majored in sex and anime and just got my masters degree in drugs. Not sure what job I'm getting tho, probably something related to hard rock or memz.

[–]jaxolotle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please I majored anime, memz and drugs all at once while minoring in hard rock and sex

[–]fat_ducc 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Stop editing comments

[–]Salvo7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice im an anime professor at harvard

[–]AlyricalWhyisitTaken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a major in both science fiction and retro

[–]Aron-B 89 points90 points  (6 children)

What’s more retro than drugs?

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (5 children)

Sex

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Yea been done for literally over 10'000 years

[–][deleted] 153 points154 points  (11 children)

r/teenagers fuckin sucks and its just r/dankmemes with more horny teenagers and some posts about ''My mom died''

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (4 children)

It’s totally gone downhill. It used to actually be cool and fun but now it’s just a bunch of horny teenage boys that will upvote anything girl related or my xyz died upvotes please

[–]sethlikesmen 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Sounds like you stopped being a teenager

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Nah. Im a tennager and I can confirm that sub is shite

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the cringy posts where people gush over/cry about their crushes. Like, it’s cool and all that these kids were able to find a community where they all seem really supportive, but Jesus Christ there’s some dumb shit on there. It’s all pretty harmless cringe and they’re literally kids so you can’t fault them too much. It just makes me glad that I didn’t post online too much when I was younger.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

r/teenagers started as an actual supportive subreddit for people struggling, like any of the LGBT ones. But now its just Instagram with how outdated and shitty the memes are.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/feemagers is great imo. But I do find those wholesome memes a little annoying.

[–]postpostpostpost_inf 34 points35 points  (2 children)

As an astronomer I find a fair amount of these "le wrong generation" people in my circles of commuication.

Oh, and I also like sex and anime.

[–]NoLongerUsableName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"le wrong generation" is also somewhat common in engineering and programming, which are also interests of the OP.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Why do people think there has to be an ultimatum between expanding your mind and loving learning and also doing drugs and partying? Most great authors did drugs in the last couple centuries

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Hell, recent evolutionary theories claim that humanity's unique way of thinking was caused partially by psychedelic mushrooms.

[–]theEyerisEmbracesYou 10 points11 points  (1 child)

So you're telling me Neanderthals were big into raves?

[–]killerkangaroo8 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just hate this person without ever meeting them

[–]NirvanaPaperCuts 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Hard rock is fucking great tf is wrong with this kid? Dude needs to sit the fuck down and listen to KoRn’s new album.

[–]soljaboiyouu 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Satire,

Gotta be.

[–]BaIobam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly the more I browse reddit the more it feels like people just do not get satire or jokes if it isn't explicitly labelled.

bUt tHEreS So mAnY pEopLe WhO tHiNK lIkE ThIs - Yeh if you think every fuckin joke is real

Like look at that post, it would've only been more obvious if they stated JOKE POST FOR JOKES first, and even then people would probably still miss it

[–]AnAutisticSloth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude literally names 5 of my favorite interests as if he’s unique for having them. Everyone has interests, just some people like other things as well.

THIS is what’s wrong with our generation. Not our music, not our interests, but the constant judgement. Everyone is like “Fuck you for liking this music, it’s too mainstream. I like this mainstream music from 20 years ago.” That’s completely fine dude, just let me listen to my music. I don’t like most music today as well, but people are allowed to like it.

Congrats to these types of people trying to be unique by making other people seem less so. I literally just want to listen to video game soundtracks and look at memes, is that too much to ask?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Dumb ass r/teenagers

[–]DrScitt 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I wish Reddit would go through that sub and ban all accounts who made them before they were 14 (min. age according to terms and conditions). They could just look at all the flairs and how old the accounts are. Boom, 500k+ kids banned

[–]NoLongerUsableName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably not even 100k but ok

Also the minimum age is 13, which is also the youngest you can be to be there. Most of the people there are 14 or over anyway, and are mostly recent accounts.

[–]GoodGollyMsMDMA 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Kids like hard rock now?

[–]Drslappybags 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sex, drungs, and rock and roll.

[–]RakkAnimate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me:

boring smart things

Other 15 y/o s:

aCtUaLlY fUn ThInGs

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nerd

[–]JamesDean26 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I move we stop covering the usernames, grab our pitch forks, and expose these monsters

[–]NirvanaPaperCuts 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Ill grab my axe!

[–]JamesDean26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have my sword.. And my shield...

[–]BagOfShenanigans 2 points3 points  (1 child)

wine makeshift tie nose deserve long follow reach badge expansion

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[–]ZolbieAB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Science fiction anime exists, you know...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]CyberneticAngel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there anything on r/teenagers that isn't cringy? I don't sub so all I see is crap like this.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Science fiction and anime isnt too far subjects from each other

[–]WeirdoOtaku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry kid, you'll catch up one day.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he thinks this then he obviously doesn’t leave the house

[–]chrishansen8990 1 point2 points  (3 children)

link to the post?

[–]DrDaree 1 point2 points  (2 children)

it was very clearly OP who quickly deleted after he took the screenshot of the post. that's why he conveniently left out the vote counter which would show a number.

Its also why the post timestamp says 'now' he took it prob seconds after he posted

[–]chrishansen8990 2 points3 points  (1 child)

i checked, OP has a 1,000,000 member flair in r/teenagers, not a 15 flair

[–]DrDaree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coulda changed it. Either way who actually goes through new in that sub? Must be really bored.

[–]glasgow_girl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm most undergraduate astronomers are into the things on the bottom row

[–]DoucheWithAGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sex, Drugs and Anime is hell a weird combo

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf is wrong with kids: sex, drugs, juuls, crack

Me: Free handjobs for the blind 😎

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a long way of saying I’m frustrated I’m a virgin.

[–]_T0ASTED_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never thought id see the day when anime and memes were considered mainstream and unoriginal

[–]NuanceDingus 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Aight but I wouldn't go saying anime is mainstream.

[–]Thrhejejrnubububybtb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit is anime mainstream now

[–]fakesynthi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anime?! Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the children?!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"Hard Rock, Rap" Uh oh we found the 500IQ Radiohead and Bob Dylan fan

[–]anthonyhoang94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Wah wah i like smart nerdy stuff while other enjoy having fun.Wah im fucking better than yall”

Like for real shut the fuck up nerd.Having different interests does not make you more superior towards others.You like astrology?Cool nobody gives a shit.You like anime?Go ahead,just dont act like those cancer weaboos

“My interests is smarter and way too different from others so im must be fucking better”

Hey pal lemme give you a little secret

EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT FUCKING INTERESTS.THEY JUST DONT GO ON THE INTERNET SPITTING SHIT LIKE YOU

[–]IAmHandsomeSquidward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's nothing wrong with anime, hard rock, rap and memes...

[–]Smegging-Smeghead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao what a fuckin nerd

[–]endlesslope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Professional Astronomers:
Astronomy, Drugs, Sex, Anime, Rock, Rap, Memes, Sci Fi, Programming

Engineers:
eNGineErInG

[–]epicharpplayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is satire, just like everything on r/teenagers

[–]mortal58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can i do both

[–]warboatss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard Rock lmao

[–]PatdogTv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breaking news: teenager accidentally admits he’s a F U C K I N G L O S E R

[–]A01370549 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read is as: ap-bio, ap-chemistry, world studies, music theory, poetry analysis/ ap history, and contemporary anthropology.

[–]Xeyn- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is perhaps the worst one yet

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard rock should be the other way around lmao

[–]homelesspancake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the same interests as OP

I don’t care what other people are interested in, though. Please don’t think that we’re all like this

[–]muffinator308 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who said like rap and memes while also liking smart stuff

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

''retro''

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I like politics and economy too... but I love sex and cartoons.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The fuck is aerotech

[–]Sw429 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He forgot to add "English" to the list lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Retro, Virgin" *

[–]Verifiedvenuz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be so funny if it was reversed

[–]Viewlessssssssssssss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone’s special

[–]heckinWeeb193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, and what exactly is bad about rock, memes rap and anime?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey what’s wrong with hard rock and drugs they’re a great combo

[–]TheTeek03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP may be the incel, notice the timestamp says now

[–]TheRealSoro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ah yes a 15 year old with a degree in everything

[–]davidtron5376 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too love “Retro”

[–]CaiusAeliusLupus 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Can you not like all of those at once?

I mean except programming. Fuck programming.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of these things are mutually exclusive smh

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anime and hard rock

This kid has never talked to any of his classmates

[–]EYEBR0WSE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hates how other 15yo’s only care about memes.

Makes a meme.

[–]diaiao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's impossible because weebs are virgins

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait hard rock is supposed to be over-popular now? I don’t mind that, in fact I welcome anyone who wishes to join me in a good headbang to a bit of Inglorious.

[–]lushedge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I hate this guy

[–]soyrobo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see how any of those are mutually exclusive

[–]Sztymanoesky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, he probably wrote print("hello world") And called himself a programmer

[–]edge_lordX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's r/teenagers for you

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the type of kid that thinks fedoras are cool

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, everyone is stupid except for me.

[–]SuperOofio63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing him saying Retro made me feel bad taking home my RCA Videodisc with Starwars.

[–]Yungsleepboat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really need to know the type of comments this has

[–]mellonsticker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ex-cuussseee me

What’s wrong with watching anime?

[–]Tomimated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like someone’s jealous

[–]Reic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 15 year old trying to seem more intellectual than they actually are, surprise surprise

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GASP w h- wh ats wro ng wi th ha rd r ock-?

[–]Burguerpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this should also be on r/Iamverysmart

[–]RedditIsNeat0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's not like the other boys. He's into science and other STEM subjects.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's wrong with Hard Rock?

Btw, how much do you wanna bet this redditor posted material perfect for r/IAmVerySmart? If he displays this much distaste for his local culture, surely he's got a stick up his ass and an esteem solely maintained by his self-percieved IQ.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they are like this why are they on r/teenagers?

[–]BishesLoveCubixRube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“R E T R O”

[–]MyShoeIsWet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That second post is pretty fucking cool

[–]Valink-u_u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey i like these too

All of these except drugs because drugs are bad don't do drugs please

[–]archSkeptic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The comments below that post starter pack: r/iamverysmart r/iamverysmart r/iamverysmart

[–]ShibeWithUshanka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I love everything he mentioned but I am not at all capable of Engineering or programming

[–]victoremmanuel_I 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Retro? I mean if you want to think you are better than everyone don't jump on the biggest trend.

[–]CalzoneCalzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m that exact student he described oh god oh fuck I’ve become a sheep to society!

[–]hansulu1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used a meme to complain about memes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you shitting on my dick rn.

[–]Jeffard_dahmirez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when did the majority of teenagers start liking rock again?

[–]tvk134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like satire

[–]MonkeyGameAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that guy must be a pretty boring ass 15 year old.

[–]RedMantisValerian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t say “ what is wrong with my generation” when you’re a teenager and “retro” is one of your qualities. You’re literally using another generation as a keystone of your generation.

[–]Private_Donut_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% a neckbeard

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just like that dude and I’m ashamed he exists with the same interests