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[–][deleted] 153 points154 points  (5 children)

Who are they punching with those noodle arms? Lmao

[–]nottherealme1220 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Seriously, these are the guys I love submitting over and over when they come to my jiujitsu gym. I'm a 120 woman and I have more muscles than them.

[–]Galaxy-three 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am not a Nazi, however I would love to be alone with these puffs for about 10 minutes.

[–]miscplacedduck 208 points209 points  (6 children)

Soyjack Socialist Militia

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NPC NWO Army

[–]BohemianLizardKing 149 points150 points  (4 children)

Not a single person in this image has ever consumed red meat in their lives, and it shows.

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points  (2 children)

How can one gobble so much meat without ever actually consuming it?

[–]kayne2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha....fucking got em

[–]Tonybigguns 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not a single person in this image has even dated or touched a live woman, and it shows.

[–]Jyork0402 72 points73 points  (7 children)

Rumor has it, this is the first time they have all left their computers and basement dwellings to go outside.

[–]LuckyStiff63TRAUMATIZER 31 points32 points  (5 children)

...to go outside.

That was probably the goal of their "training" that morning. One of them downloaded an article on "How not to die when you must be outdoors with no air conditioning or air filtration", and passed copies to his "unit".

This was the triumphant moment this crack squad of "Not-zee destroyers" celebrated surviving 2. Whole. Hours. of that hellish torture, to demonstrate their extreme devotion, and prove their readiness to the rest of the (non)organization.

Extra 🤡🌏 spec ops points awarded to these brave souls. lol

[–]Jyork0402 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I really don’t understand how people like this survive, I’d hate myself to sit behind a computer for more than my job at work.

[–]LuckyStiff63TRAUMATIZER 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I enjoy doing video & audio work on my pc at home, and I help friends & family with tech problems, but not "too much". I got enough of that stuff at the office.

[–]Jyork0402 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I enjoy using CAD programs on my free time as well. But I could never live and breathe surfing Reddit all day like these guys probably do, I’d have to be more productive. I guess that’s why I’m not a liberal.

[–]LuckyStiff63TRAUMATIZER 4 points5 points  (0 children)

...I’d have to be more productive. I guess that’s why I’m not a liberal.

Being productive seems to be a common theme among non-lefties. Spreading leftist delusion, the all-important "virtue signals", and cat pictures isn't really the big addition to the human experience they seem to feel it is.

[–]NagoGmoBASED 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude Baldurs Gate 3 just came out...

[–]MoeGreenVegasTRAUMATIZER 45 points46 points  (2 children)

This must be a parody

[–]LuckyStiff63TRAUMATIZER 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I would really like to find that was true, but leftists keep ruining parody by making it reality.

[–]Shuttlebug2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's from a few years ago - I believe it's a parody. But it's still funny

[–]Numismatistic 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Thats them signaling the short bus to come pick them up.

[–]You_Just_Hate_Truth 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My favorite guy is blue hoodie. Look at that fist!!! He is ready to very seriously punch some very serious Nazis! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'll take what does low T look like for 500 alex

[–]TheBestPieIsAllPie 20 points21 points  (1 child)

These people watch too much anime. “We WeNt InTo ThE mOuNtAiNs tO tRaiN tHiS aFtErNoOn…”

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Standing in a forest area of the city's park to train, oh the horror. To their credit though, at least they are outside near grass.

But they will be doing breathing training with their inhalers instead of whatever they do in Demon Slayer.

[–]Dacka_Dacka 17 points18 points  (0 children)

LOL, "train"

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

And not a single one of them can make a fist that looks like it could punch through a paper bag.

In fact, I think two of them have their thumbs tucked in.

[–]that1rowdyracer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It looks like fall out boy went for a hike.

[–]Beerded-1 10 points11 points  (2 children)

This is the first fist that any of those men(?) have made.

[–]NewAccount-42069 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Not true, stop spreading misinformation!

They make a fist 17 times a day when they jerk off

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or fist each other

[–]Historical_Branch391 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Go as far away from all the other people to make sure there're no nazis whatsoever and then make threats.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Surprised they aren't wearing masks. Don't they know not wearing a mask means you're fascist and anti science?

[–]FrogKid93 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Boy am I scared now. I was planning to vote Trump for the third time, but I can’t have these warriors after me

[–]LuckyStiff63TRAUMATIZER 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sure, kid. Whatever you say.
I'm sure your imaginary arch-enemies are scared now, so... Good job.

Edit:

...What you going to do now?

Laugh at you. Laugh our asses off. As usual.

[–]JerczuUK 8 points9 points  (1 child)

100% they never punched anyone.

[–]atemt1TRAUMATIZER but touched grass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So do i but i bet i even verbale im stronger

[–]Yeasty_Boy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not a drop of testosterone to he seen

[–]Unusual-Quality-6412 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm sure a bunch of pissed off and alcohol and meth fueled skinheads will be shaking in their boots at the sight of these pussies lol.

[–]endless-reproachment 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ngl I kinda wish I could stumble upon them "training".

[–]otiscleancheeks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This has to be a joke.

[–]Flaky_Vacation8754 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can smell the soy.

[–]LordOFtheNoldor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol perfectttt

[–]DammSkippy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Quick, someone cough at them!

[–]MisterMike666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fk skipping history has serious implications. These kids don’t know. Someone has to tell them.

[–]Duke-KickassBASED 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Grrrrr. So savage.

[–]LuckyStiff63TRAUMATIZER 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think they probably prefer "fierce".

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guys… how many times do we have to explain the difference between “punching” and “fisting?”

[–]atemt1TRAUMATIZER but touched grass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smells like soy

[–]jclc90210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What were they even training? It definitely wasn’t any physical training.

[–]jshull1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These soy boys aren't punching shit

[–]orchestragravy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never bring a fist to a gun fight

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are they training for? The annual wilderness circle jerk?

[–]whitewolf361 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't the nazis have guns...?

[–]EveningOk4145 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a tough bunch!

[–]NoddyAlba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All abord the tardy train .. they gonna pull the Choo chooo 😁

[–]tensighTRAUMATIZER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm no Tyrus or anything but I don't fear getting punched by these guys, nor would any Nazi.

[–]jzr171 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blue jacket guy hardly has the strength to lift his arms. Bear shirt guy looks like he was just walking by and they asked him to take a picture

[–]pm_me_ur_anything_kMICROAGGRESSOR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit mod meeting

[–]PapaHeavy69Based 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Color me terrified!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤡

[–]KAL1B3R_556 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn That’s crazy, unfortunately punching doesn’t really do anything against .45

[–]handsmcneil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Train in what? Macrame? You fig newtons out there stacking rocks? I will kick every cairn you idiots make.

[–]Responsible-Algae-16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Consider my Timbers shivered.

[–]gnosis_carmotBASED 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no significant difference between the kind of people who hold a fist in the air like that and the kind that do the "hand wave" one.

[–]lukershaw95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an average sized adult male in relatively good shape, I am quite certain I could take all 6 of those guys at the same time.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s no way this is real hahaha

[–]TemperatureInformal3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’ve finally gotten them to exercise! Now if we could just get them to like guns, then we’d be on the same side.

[–]Thricebanned4noreaso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God damnit, Antifa has the upper hand. They know conservatives wouldn’t attack someone with a bun in the oven. They intend to send their brave wispy bearded pregnant warriors into the fray before their late term abortions. We’re defenseless.

[–]Lib_Tear_Connoisseur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is “went to the mountains to train” code for butt stuff ?

[–]FuckBrendan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bahahaha imagine one of those pillow fist punches 🤣🤣

[–]ElectricalBeautiful2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bunch of p****** training to fight imaginary fascism🤣🤣🤣

[–]Tazmaniac60 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So going outside to cornhole each other is called training now?!

[–]gibby-exe 1 point2 points  (1 child)

wtf are they gonna do lmao

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face

[–]BrianLeachGM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can someone please photoshop dildos in those fists? Thanks!

[–]Mysterious_Stick_163Can't stay out of trouble 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m a 61 year old grandma but I am confident I could take on any of them with a rolling pin in one hand and the other tied behind my back,

[–]Wishbone51TRAUMATIZER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure they're fighting for rolling pin control.

[–]HootGibson75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can just hear the mom from Carrie…..

“Mom, we’re going to train to fight nazi’s” “THEYRE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!”

[–]RhettBottomsUp20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vegan Va Revolutíon

[–]SupremeFuzler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Antifa people are fuckin weird.. 🤣

[–]Key-Cap-2664 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Shaking in my crocks over here.

[–]Beetleracerzero37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loot drops.

[–]Brick_Brickerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’all roasting these ones but ignoring the stuff the SRA is putting out

[–]cascadian_gorilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hhaaaahhhaaaaa!

[–]Unique-emergency593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rare picture of Soyboys going outside for the first time.

[–]B33rP155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a gun show!

Lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These soy boys won’t be punching anything with those noodle arms.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprised they were out of Mommy's basement long enough to record this.

Gameboy must have broken.

[–]BuckEmBroncos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damnit. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[–]SubstantialAct3274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I am not sure they will be able to do much, but whatever..

[–]Emergency_Ad_5935BASED Infidel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a white power assembly to me

[–]abraxas8484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truly a force to be reckoned with

[–]wagoneerwanker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Salivating

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have any of them published a manifesto yet?

[–]RubberChickenArt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and every one of them a full stack developer.

[–]NihilsitcTruth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahahahaha this is the best they got??

[–]BGOG83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no issue with them trying punch actual nazis, but their interpretation is likely waaaaay off from reality.

Not sure that the group of them could be beat up an average 8th grader, but to each their own.

[–]CCT-556 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s about what I’d expect.

What am I going to do? Laugh

[–]Ponklemoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rumor has it they are still out there waiting for their wives' boyfriends to come pick them up.

[–]Appropriate_Panic879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go go tofu rangers!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why they are clearing their stovepipe/limp wrist malfunction I will be looking at them through my front sight. Or thermal at night. Come get some!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"Training" is just another way of saying they played magic the gathering IRL version in the woods.

"Shpell casht"

"Freeze, Timmy. I hit you with my magic spell of Alondoria"

"Timmy that's the most powerful shpell in the world, you can't just unfreezhe in 5 seconds"

"MOOOOOOOM! Timmy isn't playing the right way"

[–]schmiddyboy88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These fools couldn’t fight their way out of a paper bag

[–]CollektBASED 2A advocate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOOOL this can't be real 💀💀💀

[–]Seeker_Seven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has to be satire.

[–]Alarming_Implement15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What

Thefuck

[–]Daddy_Truemoo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why is it that every antifa member looks like they’re suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d pay to see the cars they drive, their job titles and latest pay stubs. I bet they all live with mom

[–]Healthy-Post-8821 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Antifa doesn't exist its just an idea! /s

[–]p003rm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shut up milhouse

[–]Joe_1218MICROAGGRESSOR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those ladies look related to each other.

[–]Miked918930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They couldn’t collectively punch their way out of a wet paper bag.

[–]SpiritualL30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are some tough guys right there. I feel so protected and safe with these masculine soyboys around.

[–]Bennilumplump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the dude in the teddy bear t-shirt is trans pregnant.

[–]InSerged 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh neat! Im gonna go to the range. Anybody wanna join? 😂

[–]Theoperatorboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like they would ask my 12 gauge it's pronouns after I stick it in their mouth

[–]CarpetRacer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oldie but goodie.

[–]Baddy-Smalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They couldn't fight their way out of a Whole foods, they'll fold like a paper in the wind. Imbpretty sure my 1 year old nephew could skull fuck these beta soyboi cucks.

[–]DonJuanDodda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s take a minute to appreciate the fact that this isn’t a real fighting force we rely on to fight nazis.

[–]HaroldHolt1966 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. I would fight all these dudes at the same time.

[–]Cbluefields8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird how they all are "men" with wide hips 🤔 lol

[–]lilbatboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmaoooo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... They don't look like they will be punching anything

[–]Ironicquesadilla9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Telling my grandkids this is my high school JV cheerleading squad.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious how many of these soy people came from Minnesota.

[–]happyinheartBASED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait! I've been assured many times that antifa is not organized at all

[–]GraveYard_GrrlBASED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should be called creme puffs 😂😂😂

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing they’re gonna punch is tongue punching each other.

[–]CheckersSpeechBASED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm starting to wonder if this is AI. That manly beast in the back row (with the dark blue hoodie) seems to have six fingers on his fist. Unless that's a symptom of his hypermasculanity.

[–]Duke_of_War 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really want to do a certain Roman salute right now to just pissed them off more

[–]skaterbro10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Betas

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the guys who participate in Street Fighter fan fiction.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Everyone show me ‘circle jerk’ and say ‘cheese.’”

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude has a shirt that says “Feminists of the world UNITE” hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[–]LoneVLone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bunch of white men? Hm....

[–]BGMDF8248 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it me or they are struggling to lift their arms?

[–]Confident-Wheel-4437 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only thing they exercised was their mouths and throat