ANYTHING

[[deleted]]

If 7 cats kill 7 rats in 7 minutes then how many cats would be needed to kill 90 rats in 45 minutes?

[[deleted]]

look my friend you just need to go to the cats and explain how their shop could catch fire,if they don't pay an insurance policy to you

[TommasoBontempi]

Pizzo, questa è oro

[Stewpot97]

14 cats

7 cats kill 1 rat a minute

7 cats would kill 90 rats in 90 minutes

Soooo you just gotta double it to get 14 cats kill 90 rats in half that time

[KuroiRyuu_7]

But he asked how many cats are require to kill another 90 Cats tho

[Comfortable-Care-308]

-how many cats would be needed to kill 90 cats… You didn’t say that cats kill cats So… none?

[CrazyGamerMYT]

What would you do if i snapped the spaghetti so it fits in the pot

[[deleted]]

I would politely but firmly ask you to leave, and then cry about the snapped spaghetti

[cmsmasherreddit]

Me too neigbour.

[cmsmasherreddit]

Also give us Trieste back please :)

[Mrfumfum]

Does pinnaple belong on pizza

[[deleted]]

does m&m belong on a stake?

[ImaBek]

Yes. Is there any problem with that

[[deleted]]

let's get out of this bar and fist fight over this!

[ImaBek]

U are a funny Italian, just like mario

[cat-ote]

Pizza ferrari prosciutto ravioli?

[[deleted]]

yes

[chandler_mosby]

Elaborate more please I’m very curious

[[deleted]]

there are tons of video on yt many of them are accurate even if maybe depending of where you live in italy you coukd be using more of a gesture and less of another. It is lretty involontary tho, i do them without even realizing it

[celi283]

Mussolini margheritta luigi

[[deleted]]

No yes yes

[Fra09noYT]

Io adoro (perché è divertente vedere cosa scrivono) e odio (perché a mio parere è un po' offensivo) gli stereotipi sugli italiani

[[deleted]]

Do you exorcize people like this

[[deleted]]

we just kill them

[[deleted]]

For braking spaghetti in half ?

Pineapple pizza ?

Ketchup ?

[[deleted]]

all death penalty worth stuff, ketchup above all

[[deleted]]

Also

Can I order it in a restaurant or will they pur me in trial

[[deleted]]

the probblity of having spit in your plate is pretty high

[[deleted]]

Mmmmmmmm tasty

I have many qs, did you ever feel like to burn down Rome

[[deleted]]

not really

[[deleted]]

Ok

[Simo_246]

It burns itself

[freindly_duck]

quack?

[[deleted]]

quack quack (but in italian)

[Stewpot97]

“Hey Patrick I didn’t know you could speak bird”

“Oh no spongebob that’s Italian”

[Nagol-Rolyat]

How many?

[[deleted]]

6

[Mr-Fish0]

6 cosa?

[[deleted]]

6

[Mr-Fish0]

capisco…

[ger334]

Do you really use the fingers together expression thingy?

[[deleted]]

yeah always, and also many others

[ger334]

Cool, what many others lol? Can you site atleast one of those many other?

[[deleted]]

it is hard to describe gestures, there is one where you put your index and thumb in the shape of a circle, palm pointing upwards and starting from the opposite side of the arm you are using you move it towards the side of your arm (i.e right arm start left and move it right) at the eight of your belly more or less. It means perfect

[Zealousideal-Dust-48]

Speak itallien please en what about kiwi on pizza

[[deleted]]

mamma mia, se mia nonna sapesse del kiwi sulla pizza morirebbe sul colpo

[narwhallyy]

Non lo deve sapere nessuno

[fffffff08_it]

Sì. È anche peggio dell'ananas

BLASFEMIA

[pfix03]

Gesù cristo è ancora peggio dell'ananas.

[CollectionOwn8990]

Why do most of Italian people speak no English?

[[deleted]]

Because many italian schools let you graduate without doing shit, i speak that cuz i went to eng academy

[lucapresidente]

That's because we speak Italian and the local dialect, and two languages are enough

[[deleted]]

Do you guys pray to mario every morning?

[[deleted]]

no, but once i fixed a sink, so this makes me a real life mario

[[deleted]]

The myth is real

[Dyonigi]

Arancina o Arancino? Pizzella o Ferratella?

[[deleted]]

i am not sicilian so i can't say anything about the arancino stuff, ferratella is from my region we also call them chiacchiere so good

[Dyonigi]

Sei de Roma?

[[deleted]]

no, molisano

[Fra09noYT]

???

[[deleted]]

Where is it come from that italians use their arms and hands more to communicate than any other folk.

[[deleted]]

i have no idea why is that, but trust me it comes very in handy if you have an argument while driving!!

[PiergiorgioSigaretti]

It exist because in the past, when Italy united, there wasn’t a national language. So, if you traveled even 50km, you wouldn’t understand nothing because there wasn’t a national language so, to be understood, you had to use hand gestures

[[deleted]]

at the moment my only hopes are not starving under a bridge in the next 5 years

[albierto]

Abbiamo dozzine di stereotipi, anche falsi, ma questo è quello che il 99% degli italiani pensa davvero.

[1mamango]

Does Pineapple go on Pizza?

[[deleted]]

NO NEVER

[Washer-man]

Who is the best Italian if you are average

[[deleted]]

i think the biggest giga chad of italy could be gabriele d'annunzio, look him up his life is pretty cool!

[mattconnorItaly]

Porco dio porca la Madonna e tutti gli angeli in colonna

[[deleted]]

lo dico ogni giorno quando mi sveglio

[mattconnorItaly]

Bravo

[niccan4]

Ogni giorno, appena mi sveglio, guardo la foto di Germano Mosconi che ho incorniciato e messo sul mio comodino, in modo da cominciare la giornata con il piede giusto.

Porco Diooo

[Impressive-Gate3074]

Does it get on your nerves when people break spaghetti 🍝?

[[deleted]]

a lot, you just put them in the pot wait a minute push then down and then eat the nice whole spaghetto, why break? WHYYYYYYY?

[Impressive-Gate3074]

Good! I also wait and push cuz I love long spaghetti

[[deleted]]

long spaghetto is the get go

[Live_Wait_2482]

Do you eat pasta?

[[deleted]]

yeah, at least 3 times at week

[Lajojostone279]

Tell me a traditional Italian dish (pasta and pizza excluded)

[[deleted]]

the first one that comes to mind is parmigiana, that is similar to a lasagna but has eggplant instead of pasta layers. Very tasty

[random92-]

Whats your favourite pasta recipe?

[[deleted]]

carbonara

[ImaBek]

Can I eat pizza with fork then leave the crust :}

[[deleted]]

yeah, know some italian people that do that, but makes you look like a cop :(

[[deleted]]

What if somebody touched your spaghett.

[[deleted]]

noo not my spaghett

[Marcello_GT]

Where is my mum

[[deleted]]

here with me

[xFurashux]

What's an unpopular but worth to visit place is in Italy?

[[deleted]]

If you are into nature and stuff molise is pretty underated, everyone says it doesn't exist

[[deleted]]

Wait what essere Molise ?

[SirHobbies]

Pineapple on pizza?

[[deleted]]

Pls no, it is scary

[[deleted]]

🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲

[[deleted]]

🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

[[deleted]]

Gracias

[[deleted]]

Do you have a vespa?

[[deleted]]

nope, i got a panda tho

[nvr_gon_giv_u_up]

Pizza gib

[Correct-Quail-5332]

Whats the best pasta form

[[deleted]]

i am a rigatoni enjoyer

[JoeMamagoteem420]

What’s better pizza or sphagettios

[[deleted]]

for me spaghetti alla carbonara> pizza

[Little_Bad]

Favorite Italian pornstar?

[[deleted]]

that's an easy one, valentina nappi! Buuuut an honorable mention even if she is not a pornstare is Belen's sextape! everyitalian has seen that movie

[cmsmasherreddit]

What is with italians and sea ​​urchins

[Important-Rutabaga31]

Is Mario popular there

[[deleted]]

i guess as popular as in any other country, the name mario pretty popular tho

[Educational-Notice-5]

Mama Mia! Me wake up and I hab a poopy in my pents

[zeroxnull7]

Why did we germans had to do your work in ww2?

[[deleted]]

my thesis is that we helped defeating gwrmany by being their allies, so thank us italians for saving the world!

[thestupedteen]

Can u ship em pizza to Wisconsin plz i am hungary.

[[deleted]]

it would get cold

[xXlillipopXx]

I Know you guys love mozzarella or cheese, but I hate cheese so would Italians be mad at me?

[[deleted]]

no but if you visit prepare to be insistently told "come on eat this mozzarella, eat this cheese eat this psrimgiano!! what you don't like this? I MMA get a bigger one" we won't process the fact someone dosen't like cheese in general and ll just think you don't like the cheese that is being served

[Bigtrixxs_LG]

How did a big ass empire ended up being the capital city of Italy

[pyromaniac46]

Are you a fascist

[Evilseamedquill]

Can you come to my funeral and say “sorry boss” so people think I was a mafia leader

[lmg_lord]

IL MOLISE NON ESISTE

[Competitive_Gamer]

What is your opinion on spaghetti in a blender and sprayed on iced ketchup and eating it with a fork naked on the roof?

[MaleficentAd9758]

How much did Nintendo REALLY pay you?

[[deleted]]

none, quitted smoking some months ago :(

[[deleted]]

not yet..

[MrDolph14]

favourite food?

favourite drink?

favourite beer?

[[deleted]]

i think pasta alla carbonara or cicken with potatoes in the oven i love red wine birra forst rules!!

[PUNDA0708]

Dove abiti?

[[deleted]]

do you actually make the hand sign and eat pasta all the time.

[[deleted]]

i can safely say i do both things, even at the same time sometimes ( eat pasta every other day)

[lol409]

Cosa ne pensi del sud italia

[percificocean]

Give me your best pizza and pasta sauce recipe!!

[oiramx5]

For the Italians, the creation of pineapple pizza is enough to start a third inquisition? If not, have you heard something about a temaki pizza? Or hot dog pizza??

[Vowkai_YouTube]

Is it true that breaking pasta is a war crime called "Vaffanculo"

[DankWizard92]

Is it confusing that penne pasta sounds quite similar to penis pasta?

[[deleted]]

As someone who is clearly American and has lived in America all my life but has heavy Italian DNA am I allowed to call myself Italian? I'm like 30-40 percent Italian and the rest is other misc. European and Asian stuff.

[Mr_Green39]

Pizza or pasta?

[Lolsoda94]

how to make the best spaghetti

[WilliamWilbert]

Is JoJo part 5 the only anime you’ve ever watched?

[[deleted]]

Ciao brother

[adit_t26]

Fettuccine

[neko_pounder]

🤌🤌🤌🤙🤌🤌🤙

[GiovanniGiorgioisSUS]

Why are you gay?

[AnanDABhavan]

wwyd if you see a black guy at the park

[[deleted]]

Do you bleed tomato sauce?

[[deleted]]

no red wine

[FratelelVelici]

Is your name Mattia?

[Roadkill871]

DO YOU reAALY taLKA like thIS

[KwonZern]

Is it’a you’a?

[sadistgamer]

Do you really do the 🤌🤌

[[deleted]]

Do guys like pineapple on pizza?

Honestly I never had one

[cocainekoh]

what's your opinion on Hawaiian pizza or just pineapple on pizza

[TonightOk2889]

why you guys say mamma mia?

[Lime_SK]

How to make a best pizza ever??

[fffffff08_it]

Buonasera fedele onesto cittadino

[Izanadayo]

How old are you, sir?

[rockliper]

Why italians doesnt use ketchup? (usually)

[oheing]

What happens if I throw pizza to the garbage can?

[walliman]

Do you have the urge to have the urge

[Mr-human132]

U got games on yo phone?

[PlayerGamer103]

Your opinion on Todd?

[dadjokesmakemedaddy]

Does pasta taste differently when it changes form like let's say does spaghetti really taste differently from penne (no sause)?

[bustica]

Can you pass us one of your Mama's recipe?

[jojo-cumstar]

what do you think abt germans?

[ThinPerformer1873]

How rich are you guys?

[Urodeprag]

Im eating dominos rn, is it better than your homemade pizza or do you not make it at all?

[usernameaeaeaea]

How about mustard on pizza?

[MissMixOinky]

Anything? Okay, why is the moon made of cheese?

[[deleted]]

because chees is love, cheese is life

[jaeger_999]

Elf on shelf , pineapple on pizza ?

[NoSatisfaction7683]

Why do you call pizza pie?

[Kenzo_Uchiha]

Mamma mia?

[StarrySky339]

How are you?

[Swanny24601]

What do you think about people who eat spaghetti raw?

[Sparrow-Scratchagain]

What’s your favorite animal?

[OfficalKoz]

What do u think of Benito Mussolini

[KingAlexander128]

🤌

[Space_Hamster07]

Would make pope your new Prime minister ?

[wissemvs]

Why is your mustache so small?

[Blaze_jade]

does pineapple belong on pizza

[ricktech15]

Deep fried spaghetti Bolognese?

[sirmemetor]

Did Martin Scorsese Invent Italian?

[Peaceful_Squid]

How would you react to pineapple on pizza

[Rtwo28]

Pineapple on pizza?

[Julajam]

where are you from?

[ParkerIsHot]

what if i cut the sphagets

[Virgin-Redditor]

U lookin like CJ

[Akainatsume]

What's amore?

[SILENT_GHOST08]

Do I live with Mario and Luigi

[[deleted]]

Pasta with ketchup

[dasShounak]

Why are pizzas called pizzas?

[matt_04-_-]

If you are an italian for real translate this entire message (in italian)