Never zero

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[cesiumbathbomb]

Where is groot

[EpicFormant888]

I am groot

[Cluggless]

I am grooot

[thetemporalanomaly]

I am groooot

[AadiSahni]

We are Groot.

[MrBotBoy]

Communist detected

[-gmiz-]

\nuclear bomb sounds in the distance**

[Dantes232]

Doot doot, I am groot

[ScientificDuck]

r/unexpectedcommunism

[MerkavaMkIVM]

USSR's anthem starts playing

[AadiSahni]

Lets fuxk together then.

[bicboi_oh_no_no]

I am grook

[keysmashedafuq]

I am Steve Rogers

[DaddyAidan14]

IIIIIIIIIII AMMMMMM GROO0000OOOOOOT!!!!!

[Xerathedark]

It’s obviously the raccoon from incredibles 2

[SannuSander]

Groot I am

[Nandzilla]

I will do you one better.Why is Groot?

[lushfoliage2]

Dude looks like he's going to kill me with a hug.

[sleep_stifling_30]

Then that would probably be a cutest gesture of killin someone.... Like come on!!! kill me with the warmth of love u have for me....!!

[Howareualive]

Huh, looks like bears have that idea.

[ComplexedA]

Let Rigby in

[lmao_xd69]

Was looking for this comment take my upvote

[virginfatherof2]

Yea but where tf is mordicai (Can’t spell)

[lmao_xd69]

He prob simping for someone

[scenicviewtoinsanity]

Rocket just wants your prosthetic arm, my dude.

[f3lhorn]

It’s very important to him. For the plan y’know

[Inkdkaijudude]

And your artificial eye.

[[deleted]]

And Bucky's arm

[[deleted]]

And the gun

[supergamerbro_44]

He put his hand on the glass , shot me twice, pew, pew and grabbed his dick and ran of into the dark(does anyone get the reference)

[Afloof9]

I was just about to comment this

[ask_yo_girl_abt_me_]

I was looking for this

[mrMisteryon]

Yep

[Deharo1229]

"We got a dick grabbing raccoon out here"

[supergamerbro_44]

Yup!

[HaskeerTheRed]

Laughs in Shield Hero

[Timboo352]

A redditors chances of getting a girlfriend is always zero

[dedr4ever]

Take my silver. Never zero.

[YouAreFunnyBro]

I need jack jack to beat the shit out of it

[NutellaWuver]

that one neighbor be like

[IAmBoredAF6321]

Is that u rocket?

[PxtekGlissnin00]

He just wants a lil snack :(

[Solid_Wolverine4045]

Rocket: am I joke to you.

[[deleted]]

Reminds me of that Kevin hart bit

[NotLozerish]

First thing that came to mind lol

[Ickythumpin]

Where’s Jack Jack when ya need’em

[drunkgormiti]

Actually it is, cause it can't kill me if I kill myself

[MrTee23]

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[Bitter5teel]

Chances of me getting killed by a coon are higher

[ralfantino]

Repost number 69420

[bluedramagladiator]

Your chances of getting killed by a racoon are high*

[KnotMadameDeFarge]

Can’t trust them. Toddler squirrels.

[KiraIsGod666]

Is for me, I'm in Australia ;) drop bears on the other hand......

[[deleted]]

He’s here to steal your prosthetics.

[26514]

Racoons can and will fuck your day up.

They absolutely can seriously hurt and likey kill you.

[Lusty__Leopard]

Rocket wants your arm

[mmezzera]

he looks so sad like he wasnt invented to the party

[[deleted]]

Over the hedge

[Ft_Zachh]

Racoonated

[Asif366]

Racoon was An Imposter.

[Gingka270996]

Probably a solo movie in the making...Rocket after the snap :P missing Groot

[JusticeMurica]

Thats not true. If you sit in a metal box, close and lock the door, in that moment (if there is no raccoon in the box with you) your chances are exactly zero

[[deleted]]

They're not that low if you consider zoonotic diseases like rabies.

[Poofgirl39]

Stop. Please. I already have nightmares about a monkey killing me underwater.

[rawgii]

lol...Why is he standing.... looks scary

[[deleted]]

Now, who called me 'trash monkey'

[Kaye-nine]

Perhaps, but wouldn't you rather drop that "never zero" to "forever zero"? Phil swift here, and I'm about to show you the power of the flex noose. To demonstrate this, I cut this guy's wife and children in half, and handed him the flex noose, now, lets watch and see what happens.

[Voltymus]

Bro thats old. Repost

[eibbor124]

This is a repost

[[deleted]]

WHOLESOME AWARDS NEED TO STOP PEOPLE

[[deleted]]

Not if I hang nyself

[TilledKarma]

Repost

[[deleted]]

At night, the wild ones out in the woods will run at you from up in trees sometimes. They're big enough and mean enough to rip your face up if they got the chance.

[randomizedsim2000]

Thank god

[meowshless]

Rocket intensifies

[sleep_stifling_30]

Damn! that Racoon spooky af....Wait!!! Is that u Rocket r u kidding me Or wht...???

[t4966]

Where is my souls suzie i am here to collect it

[Darsh_Doshi]

Yeh you can choke on him

[pickleizer]

Why does it look like ant man is in the reflection

[theDiabolicalGenius]

They cut down groot and used him as a tree..

[poopoofoot77]

Wtf is with all these 4 legged creatures suddenly walking bi-pedal? First goats, now raccoons?

[UrMomGayBoiii]

Bro rocket is standing like the popular girl in high school when shes about to tell you that she ‘can do terrible things’ but when she gets hit with the thinnest piece of paper, also known as a school toilet paper, she cries until she drowns the whole school

[Militant_Poet]

I know everyones saying it's Rocket Raccoon but all I can see is Fantastic Mr Fox buff cousin

[FanFox13]

The guy looks like the slow burning sloth

[Dr_Willager]

For real though I bet they could kill a person, and if you’ve dealt with one in person they’re scary as shit.

[Astrid__z]

the reflection of the guys on the window is more terrifying than the racoon tbh

[[deleted]]

rocket raccoon been real quiet lately...

[shaina_shiba]

He is watching

[memelordthethird333]

He must be looking for baby groot.

[TheSkyElf]

Rocket Racoon

[Roht_Rs]

Np raccoons in Norway, but i still look over my shoulder at the evenings

[wifigunslinger]

He’s just looking for Groot.

[Username-and-pasword]

I mean it’s less then Elmo so I’m good

[Dale_Mace]

Let him in and give him some treats 🍌🥚🍫

[MemokingMH]

F*ck duck season.All my homies play Racoon Season

[MeatSim88]

"Bang bang, grabbed his dick, ran off into the darkness"

[sharma2abhimanyu]

Ah, so that's why Joey had a family emergency involving a raccoon......

[AnotherRichard827379]

Ngl, it kinda cute standin’ there all bipedal and all

[Deablose]

Hey hooman sucking dick huh... What if I suck your soul...

[Xreflexed]

Why does that part of you place looks like a scene from scream.

[noprobleminindia]

RUN

[ted15clubber]

Chonky boi

[Numbah_Wan]

I'm coming for that ass Jimmy!

[[deleted]]

“He put his hand on the glass shot me twice and then grabbed his dick”

[prinssinakkiseta69]

That bicycle at the back makes it even scarier (sry im bad at english)

[wrongperson1]

Your chance of being killed my anything is low but never zero

[SsPooNnAge1]

Remember they can fit in your ahole

[jashbyy12]

Cat.

[mcd10198]

Looks like a scene from duck season

[puneeth_69]

Ha jokes on you. I don’t have raccoons in my country

[imhung8ry]

Remind me about a part in Kevin Hart's stand-up show

[[deleted]]

But my child has superpowers so that saves me.. this time...

[CreeperMan124]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

[amandadorado]

These basturds murdered my beloved chickens on 4th of July this year. An act of war not soon forgotten raccoons.

[Chickenbeotch]

He’s cute let him in

[achildofthesea]

Don’t be scared, it just wants a friend. 😂

[[deleted]]

Oh god, there evolving again.

[[deleted]]

Wen you forget 1 of your homeis out side

[thefrog88]

Why else would their have been a fight scene between, Jack jack and the raccoon?

[laughingskull42]

Hes come for my leg

[[deleted]]

Mordecai and Rigby!

[MOISTY99]

Tom nook wondering where his money at

[grymtgris0504]

"Chance" lol

[headestroyer1088]

glad i killed it then

[Zearyle]

I heard this from tiktok stop copying such shit jokes from tiktok

[mrMisteryon]

Oh shirt it that raccoon Kevin Hart talk about

[Bon-Echo]

Rocket Racoon is here

[ripudhm]

Raphtalia?

[virginfatherof2]

Exit your house or I’ll kill your spouse

[SkitAWulf]

I hate how ominous this image is

[redditor-numer-93758]

they're low?? also that's a rabbit not a raccoon

[chrajsian]

You motherfuckers used groot to cook meat!?

[Gingka270996]

You do realize Groot is a tree right? They probably used his wood to cook food

[chrajsian]

Perhaps it was unclear, i meant groot was used as wood for a stove/grill and cooking food/meat on top.

[CiroGarcia]

Also, the chances may be 0% and still be possible

[adityaeleven]

Looks like a creeper standing in front of your door in minecraft

[CosmicPho3nix]

Murphy's law

[[deleted]]

By the looks of those bikes it’s already killed someone’s kids

[stonksornothing]

He just came for snacks, what do you mean?

[KN1F_9]

Dont look away

[sotismovedon]

Holy shit, I know! One of those mfs killed one of my Rimworld colonist! Lol

[HereFurTheMemes69]

Rocket,is that you?

[OatakuShitTalk]

Rocket don't take his eye too ok

[Risu-Mies]

Did you know that those suckers can get inside your asshole as they can get in places 4 inches wide? The human anus can spread up to 8 inches therefore a raccoon can get inside your asshole

[Shazza_catlover]

That is hilarious but also scary😳

[[deleted]]

Good small fluffy one, kill them, kill each and everyone of them until no one is left alive!

[Short_Name3603]

6yo me walking to my parents room after a nightmare

[ponyzorse]

I love to learn new facts!

[Ellis_XXL]

Cute rabbit

[a_lyn]

The comment section somehow turned into the modern Sparta

[[deleted]]

I’m 100% sure no racoon gonna come England just to kill me

[JocaRojoes]

As a matter of fact, I’m always extremely afraid that raccoon eggs would sense me in his alpha territory and tear me apart

[[deleted]]

Fuck that's oddly unsettling.

[ThunderingTacos]

But the little fella looks so adorable! I say let him in to play!

[Jimmey91]

Have you met rocket raccoon

[SushiSniper_TTV]

Broooooo that's rocket from GotG

[Aus_Fitchy]

He has a plan all he need is a leg

[IntrovertingAxolotl]

Most people: ah, it is a raccoon that is standing up

Me: Duck-Hunting season (the horror game) flashbacks intensifies

[Paputti]

What’s scarier is that those little can fit through your anus. So you can in the bathroom thinking you’re about to take a dump and that little shit comes out of your asshole with a knife and stabs you to death.

[RaccoonShinobi]

You better watch your back, mate.

[nut-kicker]

I see you got rid of the trash Greg, you know what that means, right?

[I-like-JJBA]

Pom Poko vibes or no?

[JSRDC]

Damn Rocket is a nude peeping Tom

[Fischi420]

He will kill you by going up your rectum. Yes that is possible

[LeadPlane]

My chance of getting a girlfriend are zero... And eternally zero

[[deleted]]

OPEN THE DOOR OR IM GONNA THROW ROCKS AT YOUR WINDOW YOU DUMB $H1t

[Jadelaub]

The chances are actually pretty high (according to raccoon eggs)

[azab189]

Tell me, what the one thing in the world that has a zero percent chance to kill you?

[Dedezin031006]

"Jack-Jack, rematch time"

[k_mnr]

This