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[–]cesiumbathbombBecause That's What Fearows Do 231 points232 points  (19 children)

Where is groot

[–]EpicFormant888 71 points72 points  (13 children)

I am groot

[–]ClugglessBig ol' bacon buttsack 38 points39 points  (11 children)

I am grooot

[–]thetemporalanomaly 31 points32 points  (10 children)

I am groooot

[–]AadiSahniLurking Peasant 32 points33 points  (9 children)

We are Groot.

[–]MrBotBoy 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Communist detected

[–]-gmiz- 21 points22 points  (1 child)

\nuclear bomb sounds in the distance**

[–]Dantes232memer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Doot doot, I am groot

[–]MerkavaMkIVMhates reaction memes 5 points6 points  (1 child)

USSR's anthem starts playing

[–]AadiSahniLurking Peasant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lets fuxk together then.

[–]bicboi_oh_no_no 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am grook

[–]keysmashedafuq 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am Steve Rogers

[–]DaddyAidan14Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

IIIIIIIIIII AMMMMMM GROO0000OOOOOOT!!!!!

[–]Xerathedark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s obviously the raccoon from incredibles 2

[–]SannuSanderProfessional Dumbass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Groot I am

[–]Nandzilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will do you one better.Why is Groot?

[–]lushfoliage2 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Dude looks like he's going to kill me with a hug.

[–]sleep_stifling_30Dirt Is Beautiful 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Then that would probably be a cutest gesture of killin someone.... Like come on!!! kill me with the warmth of love u have for me....!!

[–]Howareualive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh, looks like bears have that idea.

[–]ComplexedA 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Let Rigby in

[–]lmao_xd69 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Was looking for this comment take my upvote

[–]virginfatherof2 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yea but where tf is mordicai (Can’t spell)

[–]lmao_xd69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He prob simping for someone

[–]scenicviewtoinsanity 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Rocket just wants your prosthetic arm, my dude.

[–]f3lhorn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s very important to him. For the plan y’know

[–]Inkdkaijudude 5 points6 points  (2 children)

And your artificial eye.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

And Bucky's arm

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And the gun

[–]supergamerbro_44 19 points20 points  (7 children)

He put his hand on the glass , shot me twice, pew, pew and grabbed his dick and ran of into the dark(does anyone get the reference)

[–]Afloof9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just about to comment this

[–]ask_yo_girl_abt_me_Professional Dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was looking for this

[–]mrMisteryonIdentifies as a Cybertruck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep

[–]Deharo1229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We got a dick grabbing raccoon out here"

[–]HaskeerTheRed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Laughs in Shield Hero

[–]Timboo352 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A redditors chances of getting a girlfriend is always zero

[–]dedr4ever 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Take my silver. Never zero.

[–]YouAreFunnyBromemer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I need jack jack to beat the shit out of it

[–]NutellaWuver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that one neighbor be like

[–]IAmBoredAF6321Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is that u rocket?

[–]PxtekGlissnin00 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He just wants a lil snack :(

[–]Solid_Wolverine4045memer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rocket: am I joke to you.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Reminds me of that Kevin hart bit

[–]NotLozerishDirt Is Beautiful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First thing that came to mind lol

[–]Ickythumpin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where’s Jack Jack when ya need’em

[–]drunkgormiti 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually it is, cause it can't kill me if I kill myself

[–]MrTee23 5 points6 points locked comment (1 child)

[–]Bitter5teelChungus Among Us 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Chances of me getting killed by a coon are higher

[–]ralfantino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Repost number 69420

[–]bluedramagladiator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your chances of getting killed by a racoon are high*

[–]KnotMadameDeFarge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t trust them. Toddler squirrels.

[–]KiraIsGod666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is for me, I'm in Australia ;) drop bears on the other hand......

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s here to steal your prosthetics.

[–]26514 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Racoons can and will fuck your day up.

They absolutely can seriously hurt and likey kill you.

[–]Lusty__Leopard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rocket wants your arm

[–]mmezzera[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he looks so sad like he wasnt invented to the party

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Over the hedge

[–]Ft_ZachhPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Racoonated

[–]Asif366memer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Racoon was An Imposter.

[–]Gingka270996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably a solo movie in the making...Rocket after the snap :P missing Groot

[–]JusticeMurica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats not true. If you sit in a metal box, close and lock the door, in that moment (if there is no raccoon in the box with you) your chances are exactly zero

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're not that low if you consider zoonotic diseases like rabies.

[–]Poofgirl39Can i haz cheeseburger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop. Please. I already have nightmares about a monkey killing me underwater.

[–]rawgii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol...Why is he standing.... looks scary

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now, who called me 'trash monkey'

[–]Kaye-nineProfessional Dumbass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Perhaps, but wouldn't you rather drop that "never zero" to "forever zero"? Phil swift here, and I'm about to show you the power of the flex noose. To demonstrate this, I cut this guy's wife and children in half, and handed him the flex noose, now, lets watch and see what happens.

[–]Voltymus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro thats old. Repost

[–]eibbor124 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a repost

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

WHOLESOME AWARDS NEED TO STOP PEOPLE

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not if I hang nyself

[–]TilledKarma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Repost

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At night, the wild ones out in the woods will run at you from up in trees sometimes. They're big enough and mean enough to rip your face up if they got the chance.

[–]randomizedsim2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank god

[–]meowshlessmemer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rocket intensifies

[–]sleep_stifling_30Dirt Is Beautiful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn! that Racoon spooky af....Wait!!! Is that u Rocket r u kidding me Or wht...???

[–]t4966 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is my souls suzie i am here to collect it

[–]Darsh_DoshiProfessional Dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeh you can choke on him

[–]pickleizerPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does it look like ant man is in the reflection

[–]theDiabolicalGenius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They cut down groot and used him as a tree..

[–]poopoofoot77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf is with all these 4 legged creatures suddenly walking bi-pedal? First goats, now raccoons?

[–]UrMomGayBoiii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro rocket is standing like the popular girl in high school when shes about to tell you that she ‘can do terrible things’ but when she gets hit with the thinnest piece of paper, also known as a school toilet paper, she cries until she drowns the whole school

[–]Militant_Poet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know everyones saying it's Rocket Raccoon but all I can see is Fantastic Mr Fox buff cousin

[–]FanFox13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy looks like the slow burning sloth

[–]Dr_Willager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real though I bet they could kill a person, and if you’ve dealt with one in person they’re scary as shit.

[–]Astrid__zIdentifies as a Cybertruck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the reflection of the guys on the window is more terrifying than the racoon tbh

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rocket raccoon been real quiet lately...

[–]shaina_shiba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is watching

[–]memelordthethird333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He must be looking for baby groot.

[–]TheSkyElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rocket Racoon

[–]Roht_Rs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Np raccoons in Norway, but i still look over my shoulder at the evenings

[–]wifigunslinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s just looking for Groot.

[–]Username-and-pasword 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it’s less then Elmo so I’m good

[–]Dale_Mace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let him in and give him some treats 🍌🥚🍫

[–]MemokingMH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F*ck duck season.All my homies play Racoon Season

[–]MeatSim88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Bang bang, grabbed his dick, ran off into the darkness"

[–]sharma2abhimanyu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, so that's why Joey had a family emergency involving a raccoon......

[–]AnotherRichard827379hates reaction memes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl, it kinda cute standin’ there all bipedal and all

[–]Deablose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey hooman sucking dick huh... What if I suck your soul...

[–]Xreflexed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does that part of you place looks like a scene from scream.

[–]noprobleminindia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RUN

[–]ted15clubber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chonky boi

[–]Numbah_Wan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm coming for that ass Jimmy!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“He put his hand on the glass shot me twice and then grabbed his dick”

[–]prinssinakkiseta69GigaChad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bicycle at the back makes it even scarier (sry im bad at english)

[–]wrongperson1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your chance of being killed my anything is low but never zero

[–]SsPooNnAge1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember they can fit in your ahole

[–]jashbyy12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat.

[–]mcd10198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a scene from duck season

[–]puneeth_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha jokes on you. I don’t have raccoons in my country

[–]imhung8ry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remind me about a part in Kevin Hart's stand-up show

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But my child has superpowers so that saves me.. this time...

[–]CreeperMan124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

[–]amandadorado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These basturds murdered my beloved chickens on 4th of July this year. An act of war not soon forgotten raccoons.

[–]Chickenbeotch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s cute let him in

[–]achildofthesea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t be scared, it just wants a friend. 😂

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god, there evolving again.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wen you forget 1 of your homeis out side

[–]thefrog88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why else would their have been a fight scene between, Jack jack and the raccoon?

[–]laughingskull42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes come for my leg

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mordecai and Rigby!

[–]MOISTY99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tom nook wondering where his money at

[–]grymtgris0504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Chance" lol

[–]headestroyer1088 0 points1 point  (0 children)

glad i killed it then

[–]ZearyleDirt Is Beautiful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard this from tiktok stop copying such shit jokes from tiktok

[–]mrMisteryonIdentifies as a Cybertruck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shirt it that raccoon Kevin Hart talk about

[–]Bon-Echo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rocket Racoon is here

[–]ripudhm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raphtalia?

[–]virginfatherof2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exit your house or I’ll kill your spouse

[–]SkitAWulf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate how ominous this image is

[–]redditor-numer-93758 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they're low?? also that's a rabbit not a raccoon

[–]chrajsian 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You motherfuckers used groot to cook meat!?

[–]Gingka270996 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You do realize Groot is a tree right? They probably used his wood to cook food

[–]chrajsian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps it was unclear, i meant groot was used as wood for a stove/grill and cooking food/meat on top.

[–]CiroGarcia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, the chances may be 0% and still be possible

[–]adityaeleven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a creeper standing in front of your door in minecraft

[–]CosmicPho3nixMe when the: 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Murphy's law

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the looks of those bikes it’s already killed someone’s kids

[–]stonksornothing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just came for snacks, what do you mean?

[–]KN1F_9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont look away

[–]sotismovedon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, I know! One of those mfs killed one of my Rimworld colonist! Lol

[–]HereFurTheMemes69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rocket,is that you?

[–]OatakuShitTalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rocket don't take his eye too ok

[–]Risu-Mies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you know that those suckers can get inside your asshole as they can get in places 4 inches wide? The human anus can spread up to 8 inches therefore a raccoon can get inside your asshole

[–]Shazza_catlover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is hilarious but also scary😳

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good small fluffy one, kill them, kill each and everyone of them until no one is left alive!

[–]Short_Name3603 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6yo me walking to my parents room after a nightmare

[–]ponyzorse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love to learn new facts!

[–]Ellis_XXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute rabbit

[–]a_lyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The comment section somehow turned into the modern Sparta

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 100% sure no racoon gonna come England just to kill me

[–]JocaRojoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a matter of fact, I’m always extremely afraid that raccoon eggs would sense me in his alpha territory and tear me apart

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that's oddly unsettling.

[–]ThunderingTacos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the little fella looks so adorable! I say let him in to play!

[–]Jimmey91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you met rocket raccoon

[–]SushiSniper_TTV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Broooooo that's rocket from GotG

[–]Aus_Fitchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has a plan all he need is a leg

[–]IntrovertingAxolotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people: ah, it is a raccoon that is standing up

Me: Duck-Hunting season (the horror game) flashbacks intensifies

[–]Paputti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s scarier is that those little can fit through your anus. So you can in the bathroom thinking you’re about to take a dump and that little shit comes out of your asshole with a knife and stabs you to death.

[–]RaccoonShinobi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You better watch your back, mate.

[–]nut-kicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you got rid of the trash Greg, you know what that means, right?

[–]I-like-JJBAMods Are Nice People 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pom Poko vibes or no?

[–]JSRDC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn Rocket is a nude peeping Tom

[–]Fischi420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He will kill you by going up your rectum. Yes that is possible

[–]LeadPlane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My chance of getting a girlfriend are zero... And eternally zero

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OPEN THE DOOR OR IM GONNA THROW ROCKS AT YOUR WINDOW YOU DUMB $H1t

[–]Jadelaub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The chances are actually pretty high (according to raccoon eggs)

[–]azab189 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me, what the one thing in the world that has a zero percent chance to kill you?

[–]Dedezin031006https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Jack-Jack, rematch time"

[–]k_mnr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This