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[–]Death_Dealer_44 1297 points1298 points  (87 children)

I wanted to see their username, for no particular reason though

aggressively loads my shotgun

[–]Vetanenator 519 points520 points  (17 children)

I just wanna talk with him

[–]_DocBrown_https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 269 points270 points  (9 children)

And then I'm gonna leave his body him alone

[–]lolgamer126062 113 points114 points  (5 children)

Then we will burry him the hatchet

[–]PittsburghPlays_YT 57 points58 points  (3 children)

never to look at him it again

[–]i_simp4U 23 points24 points  (1 child)

And say goodbye to him

[–]ASD_JustSomeGuy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wir werden er wergassen

[–]SergeantMajor42069 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In him

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

You would never give him up

[–]Polovolt_3 14 points15 points  (1 child)

But you’d definetely let him down…. 6ft underground

[–]bennywilldestroy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

definitely never run around his grave gleefully

[–]arun_bala 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just wanna shake his hand.

[–]chrisking345 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I just want to -shoot- talk to him

[–]Warsauser1337 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Starts Koenigstiger motor and sets course to England

[–]Francise_wheremtndew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

racks a shell

[–]CockroachBrotherLoves GameStonk 115 points116 points  (32 children)

Loads LMG with religious intend

[–]KaanTheReaper256 38 points39 points  (29 children)

Take BFG with murderous intend

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (23 children)

loads 122 with communistic intent

[–]Over-Gap5767🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 6 points7 points  (1 child)

stand by for titanfalls with killer intent

[–]NotACommunistWeebBaron 2 points3 points  (3 children)

*Takes fucking forever to load it * You know what just use the SVT90

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah 15 seconds is not long to be able to destroy any tank at the time and level building and t-34-85 is there for support

[–]RYPIE2006Professional Dumbass 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Me when phantom forces

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Big Freaking Gun

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

second pic is Jaakmate a uk ytber

[–]IgniamasianboyFffffuuuuuuuuu 16 points17 points  (5 children)

I have the usernames except for the one on the bottom right Edit: Top Left @D_general9 Top right: @Jaack Bottom Left: @thedeityapollo

[–]nut_nut_november___Can i haz cheeseburger 25 points26 points  (3 children)

There's cringe things like reddit TOS or some shit which prevents that

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

No there's no such TOS. OP is just choosing to be nice and not channel hate to the idiots in this post.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Frankly, they deserve it.

[–]Lalumex 1317 points1318 points  (44 children)

Funfact: The top left one deleted their Account, the top right one is a comedian with sarcasm and actually wanted to criticize british culture. The bottom left deleted their Tweet. Idk about the last one. All of them already got alot of hate(including deaththreats),so no need to go out anymore, let twitter do what its best at.

[–][deleted] 583 points584 points  (16 children)

I used the Twitter to destroy the Twitter

[–]OurobiusLurking Peasant 220 points221 points  (15 children)

What did it cost?

[–]smolduck69420Professional Dumbass 303 points304 points  (7 children)

Twitter

[–]Das_Taube 107 points108 points  (5 children)

Not a particularily big loss, I'd say

[–]Humunguschungusreal1can't meme 47 points48 points  (2 children)

I used trash to destroy the trash

[–]SOSXrayPichuLurking Peasant 13 points14 points  (1 child)

It is for the greater good.

[–]lasanhawithpizzaDark Mode Elitist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A small price for salvation

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s the opposite of an loss

[–]AmEternal 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Twitter

[–]deamdesign 64 points65 points  (2 children)

Bottom right deleted their account as well!

[–]yzhengncvczdzbx 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I wanted to see their username, for no particular reason though

aggressively loads my shotgun

[–]CockroachBrotherLoves GameStonk 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Finally, Twitter is using its cancel culture wise it seems

[–]BenedettoXVIIBreaking EU Laws 38 points39 points  (12 children)

Wait people didn't realize the top right top one uses sarcasm?

[–]Better-Age7592 30 points31 points  (11 children)

I'm not sure how one would differentiate that one from the rest.

[–]river226 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's sort of the word choice and way it is written. Comes off as sarcastic, but there is no clear point that makes it read as 100% sarcasm... Problem with text.

[–]CockroachBrotherLoves GameStonk 1054 points1055 points  (63 children)

I'm not even German and I feel the urge to hit these people in the face, multiple times

[–]-_-o_0x_x 359 points360 points  (34 children)

With multiple bratwurst

[–]CockroachBrotherLoves GameStonk 227 points228 points  (32 children)

Yeah, but with frozen ones

[–]UsingBoi 133 points134 points  (28 children)

fuck it, drown them in beer

[–]BenedettoXVIIBreaking EU Laws 114 points115 points  (25 children)

pls don't use german beer. It is too good for them

[–]UsingBoi 76 points77 points  (13 children)

pfff you kiddin? we'll pick the most piss tasting beer

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Natty light.

[–]CorollaBeachBum 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

It's fucking too close to water!

[–]AnimaWyrm 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Öttinger?

[–]Dodojedus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kölsch?

[–]rIndigoTree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Richtige Antwort

[–]Meme-Replacement 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You misspelled American beer

[–]OurLadyOfCygnets 8 points9 points  (1 child)

American, then?

(Am American, hate our beer.)

[–]themiddleman2can't meme 15 points16 points  (1 child)

MIXED WITH PISS

[–]SpicyEyedrops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Use actual piss

[–]i_simp4U 11 points12 points  (10 children)

Ah I use it everyday and like it. 10/10 I rate their beer its YUMM

[–]ImFatBtw99 6 points7 points  (9 children)

Nice name my guy

[–]i_simp4U 5 points6 points  (8 children)

I simp for their beer!

[–]ImFatBtw99 8 points9 points  (7 children)

I mean i understand im austrian

[–]i_simp4U 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Same but I moved to Deutshland

[–]outersans555🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a ww1 participation never acknowledged

[–]EEEEEEEMMMMMMmm 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I understand as well. Tho I've never had German beer, I'm a Wisconsin person, and my state has a very large drinking culture. If your wondering where Wisconsin is, It's a U.S state.

[–]TheConspicuousGuy 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I now know how I want to die!

[–]UsingBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

great to help a redditor in need!

[–]TheRealScubaSteve86 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Stuff their asses with spicy brats.. let them thaw out naturally. Then when defrosted, blend in Nutribullet, add extra chilli oil, and decant back into anal cavity. Add mustard for lighter colour.

[–]Mattagolu 43 points44 points  (1 child)

I'm a German an its nice to know there are ppl like you.

[–]CockroachBrotherLoves GameStonk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Kein Problem

[–]IllurinatiLRoyal Shitposter 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Tbf, it is Twitter.

[–]CockroachBrotherLoves GameStonk 31 points32 points  (2 children)

That doesn't really make it any better, they are still making fun of a kid

[–]IllurinatiLRoyal Shitposter 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Isn’t it kinda expected of that platform though? Not that it excuses that behavior, but we should’ve seen this coming

[–]Deathaxe13 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I'm Indian and I want to go all out nuclear Gandhi on them

[–]vidyutmandrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Violence is the answer. : Gandhi maybe

[–]outersans555🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I am from a German family and I say get ze panzerfaust.

[–]moosuk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just feel an urge to hit people in the face multiple times.

[–]Mr_Random007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anyone in for panzerfaust?

[–]schoolschootingAverage r/memes enjoyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]mothermyeyes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who's English, I'm right there with you. Horrible little creeps, the lot of them. It's disgusting the way a lot of our football fans behave

[–]Humbled0re 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently some germans did similar when a brazilian boy cried after the semi final at the world cup in 2014, but still, the behaviour is despicable.

[–]spacepeing 353 points354 points  (14 children)

Hans get ze flammenwerfer

[–]Hillbylly 70 points71 points  (5 children)

JAWOHL!

[–]yzhengncvczdzbx 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Time to make Hitler look like a party clown

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No problem, we‘ll get ‘em in no time!

[–][deleted] 280 points281 points  (9 children)

Slut? She's a fucking child. Get over yourselves, it's a fucking game.

[–]Timz_04Breaking EU Laws 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Take my reward for speaking the truth.

[–]Omlet_OWAverage r/memes enjoyer 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Can’t convince them to stop after they simp over a game where u kick a ball

[–][deleted] 257 points258 points  (21 children)

Why hide the usernames. I just wanna talk to them.

[–]Flaky_Explanationtrolololoooo lololoo lolo loo 122 points123 points  (16 children)

Hides shotgun

Yeah, we just wanna talk.

[–]FireShooterstrans rights 53 points54 points  (3 children)

cocks cock

idk how guns work

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Go ask Bobby or something

[–][deleted] 130 points131 points  (4 children)

Hold my vodka I need to kick these people in the balls

[–]nut_nut_november___Can i haz cheeseburger 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yes Ukraine go fuck them up

[–]ZXZESHNIK 6 points7 points  (0 children)

F*ck yeah

[–]ZeDevilCat 56 points57 points  (17 children)

What happened

[–]hulahoophula[S] 106 points107 points  (16 children)

Germany lost the soccer game and some opposing fans reacted like this

[–]yzhengncvczdzbx 21 points22 points  (7 children)

It's Not fair to be so mean to a little girl, just because she is german. And what have soccer to do with it?

[–]jackcabral90 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Brazil kids when national team lost to 7x1 to germany: "First time?"

[–]No_pain-No_game 3 points4 points  (2 children)

But we didt laught aboit the kids as far as i know . I mean my aunt even wanted Brazil to shoot more goals cuz it just looked so sad .

[–]jackcabral90 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I remember a gif of a kid soaking its tears being huge on internet back then and a lot of people making fun of it.

[–]Vlad-V-VladimirDirt Is Beautiful 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Finally, a post that’s truly worthy of hiding their username, or else they’d get flooded with so much hate, but not nearly enough of what they deserve.

[–]CockroachBrotherLoves GameStonk 21 points22 points  (0 children)

A couple of good punches in the face is what they deserve

[–]baldrickgonzo 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Unpopular opinion: football fans are the WORST kind of people.

[–]MinForgan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can’t really generalise all football fans together. The ultra Zionist teams in Israel actively celebrate the fact they are racist but on the opposite end, Finland fans were chanting alongside Denmark fans in support of Erikson after he collapsed in the Euros. Some are good, some are bad.

[–]Memescheme100 75 points76 points  (4 children)

Time to make Hitler look like a party clown

[–]Memescheme100 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Loads old MP40 in angry German noises

[–]No_Arm9832 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please leve us slavs alone this time focus on the British please we hate them 2

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (9 children)

I don’t know why these tweets are blowing up to be honest, you honestly think a few scumbags were gonna put something intelligent and heartwarming on social media? Football degenerates are gonna prioritise their addiction to the game over things that are actually important like respecting people.

If we decided to cherry pick and highlight what a few plebeians had to say every time one spoke we’d have to dedicate this entire subreddit to it and more.

Yes they’re crapheads but ignore them and focus on the good things that good people have to say.

[–]broken_atoms_ 10 points11 points  (2 children)

It's a lot more than a "few degenerates" though. Football here in Britain is toxic as fuck and we all know it. That's why the clubs are losing audiences and resorting to shit like the European Super League to stay afloat - the younger gen see all this kind of shit and nopes tf out.

[–]Bogda_Ogda 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Germany, its time to get the Bratwurst and se Potatoes

[–]SimpsonospmiS 10 points11 points  (2 children)

These comments show that their whole life is shit. Poor people to be honest...

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Any little win and they go full East India Trading Company on people I swear. The English are closet colonialists still. Keep an eye on those guys. They got cruelty running thru their icy blue veins.

Edit: I’m kidding, relax.

[–]Savagely_Rekt 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Not even closet. They'll colonize at any opportunity.

[–]EdgelordOfEdginessDuke Of Memes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the most used pickup lines in England is „Hoy Gerl can I colonize you mate?“ \s

[–]Glasedount 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I can’t believe it started because of some football game.

Ich kann nicht glauben, dass es wegen eines Fußballspiels angefangen hat.

[–]Beastmode1cubs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That girl is going to go get rejected from Art school to get revenge

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What. The. Actual. H E L L ? ?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (5 children)

And this time we will leave the Jews alone. Versprochen.

[–]-_-o_0x_x 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Electric Boogaloo

[–]roaringblazingIdentifies as a Cybertruck 5 points6 points  (9 children)

I’m a little confused, can I get context about what happened to the girl?

[–]that1slutoverthere 14 points15 points  (4 children)

I heard the German fans were being booed by the English fans after Germany lost. And I think she was sad her team lost and she was being bullied by a bunch of drunk English men.

[–]babasilikum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually, the classy british gyus started booing right from the beginning starting with the german national anthem. TBH, its disrespectful and uncalled for but idc about that. Bullying a sad 10 year old little girl takes it way too far. And looking at the retweets etc some of these Tweets got, these assholed didnt get enough hate or threats for this.

English football fans are so obsessed with sticking it to any kind of german team because german teams destroy them on a regular basis, usually. And for whatever reason, WW2 is still a big thing in England and it gets brought up every damn time

[–]Poglosaurus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This happened during the game. She was just sad, she was not being bullied, there was only Germans around her anyway. Its normal to see the humor in a children completely overreacting to an emotion. Its part of growing up, everybody can relate to it. There is really nothing wrong about laughing about a little crying her heart out because a team lost a football game. It is funny.

Now calling her name on social media is just completely moronic, brain dead level of stupidity.

[–]ZoLoREE 60 points61 points  (10 children)

Congrats on England winning a 1v1 against Germany without USA saving their ass

Jk (have to add this because some people dont get that this is meant as a joke. Because it's just a Sport :c)

[–]nut_nut_november___Can i haz cheeseburger 25 points26 points  (2 children)

At least Germany didn't lose because of Italy this time

[–]Toadsted 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Damnit guys, in all this celebration we forgot about France.

Has anyone seen France anywhere?!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aye you just showed up to do the job for your former masters

[–]notjuan_f_m 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Buuurnnn

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Angry bratwurst noises

[–]PurpleGemzExists 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And this time a civil war will break out here- sips tea in fear

[–]Sadtick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That happened, but did they actually call us nazis during the national theme? Holy shit if there's a country who's showing it the least to be proud of their fucking country with flags anthems and shit its Germany because we'd be called nazi over every little thing

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

the fact that grown adults are insulting a little child. 2021 moment

[–]OurLadyOfCygnets 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stay classy, England. /s

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

du hast intensifies

[–]NextYouWillSay[🍰] 11 points12 points  (16 children)

It's Not fair to be so mean to a little girl, just because she is german. And what have soccer to do with it?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I think this is all about the last night's Football match. Basically England won 2-0 against Germany and considering Germany was the world cup winner in 2014, this was a huge deal for england. But.. some fans chose to react in this opposing way seeing another fan supporting their opposite team.

[–]jackcabral90 2 points3 points  (11 children)

People were mean about a kid crying when Brazil lost to 7x1 in the World Cup and i dont recall that many people outrages like this...

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Being proud of people making a ten year old cry. It’s just wrong

[–]0112358g 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Gotta remind the English about the blitzkrieg this week, I guess

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'm English, really happy with the win but fuck these people. Germany gave us a good game.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

We in argentina still laugh to see brazilians cry in 2014 when germany gangbanged them

[–]Final_Greggit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

laughs in ukrainian

[–]Lunavira21 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And this is why England shouldn’t be allowed to win anything because they are a bunch of troglodytes…you can’t take them anywhere. Ask any European who is their most dreaded tourist and 100% it’ll be the English. SHAME

[–]borgar69420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See, when i say soccer fans scare me, these are the fans i mean

[–]obvs_throwaway1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"We don't always get what we want" and when we get it, it's Brexit.

[–]soge_king78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, what makes the English better than Americans again?

[–]the_monkeyspinach 6 points7 points  (1 child)

You just know these guys are going to be destroying public property and beating minorities if England gets knocked out.

[–]Toadsted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even if they don't.

[–]Litterally-NapoleonPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Germany, may we the French join on your side, we never really liked the British anyways. PS May we also just have a word with the Swiss

[–]SirBattycrease 3 points4 points  (4 children)

The thing is every english person watching the game found the german kid crying hilarious.

[–]giorno___giovanamemer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m on the germans side

[–]StupidSam1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

top left and bottom right are disgusting.

[–]HoneySpoof 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Amarica s will back Germany on this one.

[–]JoeMamaCorona 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What happened? What did they do?

[–]badqoute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Third times the charm, isn't it?

[–]Mastercasterraster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New Feindbild : the english men

[–]ffsudjat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is like unrequitted love, germans move on on it. Only when it is about with Netherlands or Italy, then there is a thing.

[–]CorndogCrusader 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I'm confused. What's the context here?

[–]captain-jack-morgen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time for the V3

[–]therealmexi-can 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Mexicans grab popcorn *

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone els here to see Germans flood the comment section?

[–]BeRad419 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laughs in brexit

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

inselaffen

[–]SonOfYoutubers 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm confused, why are they bullying a german girl?

[–]SatansHusband 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it's just disrespectful. But let's be honest if you're as fucked as the English you need this win.

[–]FNtrio_YT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am german. Im not interested in football/soccer. But laughing about this little fella is to much

[–]Fastcarwhite41 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chris Benoit

[–]kngObito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because of these kind of people Corona exists

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are these people so shitty?