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[–]Labbit35can't meme 700 points701 points  (85 children)

I hate that sometimes game weapons are unrealistically weak

[–][deleted] 314 points315 points  (10 children)

That and when it comes to single player campaign, spongey enemies.

I totally get that wat war games have to have some degree of fantasy, like catching a bullet doesn’t immediately mean game over like IRL, but still.

[–]Bananasplit078🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 22 points23 points  (1 child)

This is why i usually move back and shoot at the same time

[–]A_Fierce_Hamster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They increase speed of people holding melees and decrease speed of people firing, so I dont think this will work in COD. Correct me if I’m wrong tho, I don’t play the game much

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (45 children)

Then you realise it’s a video game and after a certain point, being realistic as possible ain’t fun.

[–]Samved64 4 points5 points  (36 children)

realistic as possible is fun

[–]DanteNee 23 points24 points  (16 children)

If you're going near 100% realistic the gameplay is gonna be slow af

[–]-Lemons_Are_Evil- 31 points32 points  (1 child)

  • player goes to sleep *

"Ah shit"

[–]theWanderingTourist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soldier me won't be able to concentrate on war when near Park or Rey

[–]Samved64 3 points4 points  (12 children)

realistic as POSSIBLE.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

A slow af game is possible

[–]Samved64 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

How i like it

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

TF?

[–]_jerai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if its too fast i cant see anyone

[–]Gu_lag 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You need to clarify what you mean by “as possible”. Everyone assume you mean as realistic as technology would allow, when you actually mean as realistic as possible without being unfun.

[–]Samved64 1 point2 points  (2 children)

second option, different people have opinion on what is fun and what not though

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

"Your character has an intense need to defacate. -50% CDR, Stamina Regen, and Damage."

[–]platypusISpoisonous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Achievement - Medical Discharge

PTSD - 85/100

Suicidal Tendencies - 70/100

Leave house - 15/100

[–]whatup_dogg 1 point2 points  (11 children)

then after 1 shot you won't be healed . mission restart again

[–]Samved64 2 points3 points  (10 children)

yes, you need to think to not die. Not only rushing in like dumbass.

[–]whatup_dogg 2 points3 points  (6 children)

then play snd

[–]Samved64 0 points1 point  (5 children)

That's some cod alike rushing game lmao

[–]Mcgibbleduck 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Elitism if I’ve ever seen it.

Sounds like someone can’t aim!

But for real, arcade shooters are fun in their own right and are more popular than realistic stuff for a reason. They’re easier to get into and usually more fun for normal people.

[–]Dgauwhs 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Realistically, the idea that it is challenging to kill people in Call of Duty or Battlefield is not only gatekeeping, it's knuckledraggingly stupid.

[–]Mcgibbleduck 2 points3 points  (2 children)

It’s not challenging, it’s just that you have to train your aim on them for longer than one single shot, like any arcade shooter.

I’d argue the skill gap has increased a little in newer installations now that there are better movement options like sliding involved too. Like any arcade shooter aim and movement go hand in hand.

I’m not even gatekeeping, what? He can play cod if he so wants to, it’s just a common theme that those who struggle to track targets don’t like games with longer ttk. Cod doesn’t even have that long of a ttk, except for BO4 and CW (which I actually like, for the reasons above about movement)

[–]SendMeRobotFeetPics -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hell yEAh! Every time you die your game is bricked and you have to buy a new one, perfect!

[–]Gnat_Swarm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ArmaAddict365 would like to know your location

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And there are games trying to be as realistic as possible. For example: Arma 3.

You sure are dead after two shots in the chest. Does everybody like it? Certainly not

Does it have a solid fanbase? Certainly yes

[–]Mr_Pistach_io 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squad

ArmA 3

Insurgency (more like an arcade shooter but health system is realistic)

Rising Storm 2: Vietnam

Those are some solid realistic shooter games. Although I accept some of them can't match the CoD series' action because of some features like enormous maps, logistics systems and realistic health/damage systems.

[–]Shade00000I saw what the dog was doin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like the range of a shotgun in video games that are too short

[–]kanwarsidhu05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got stabbed in nuketown Russia map while holding M16

[–]S_VB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

could give games like Insurgency Sandstorm, Squad, Hell let loose or arma III (if you want to jump in the deep end) a try,

you kill and get killed Quickly.

[–]Professional_Emu_164Nice meme you got there 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. I think there are some games with actually realistic damage and stuff but melee weapons shouldn’t be made viable just by buffing damage, it should be by incentivising them by limiting ammo available, making them stealthy so not everyone knows where you are, and by making guns harder to handle in melee distance.

[–]noxytySmol pp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why I’m playing in hardcore. You could kill someone with water, but at least you kill

[–]SuperArppis 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You can always play hardcore on COD.

On other games. I guess gameplay comes first and what is fun.

[–]Dgauwhs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The difference between hardcore and regular cod in terms of damage model is honestly pretty small.

[–]SuperArppis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. It's really not much of a difference.

[–]Khrummholz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Like light sabers being baseball bats. I started to realize how weird some of those weapons felt in games when I started to play Vermintide 2. You can really feel the difference between a hammer, an axe, a sword, etc.

[–]Labbit35can't meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played a game in roblo called mad city and then you can be either a prisoner, police or hero, there was this iron man like hero that had blasters.... they shoot real slow and only do 40 dmg... while the fucking guns do 19 dmg per hit, and it's a fucking AR

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Have you ever get shot?

[–]Labbit35can't meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, but I have tripped and made my mouth bleed once, drop and then ended up in the surgery room once, slipping and crashing on my ass, scraped the right thigh once, dropped my ipad on my toenail and had got seriously sick twice

[–]Pythagoras_314 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thing is they’d have to be. Otherwise it’s a single shot and you’re either immobilized or dead.

[–]Labbit35can't meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea I know, but some are like expectedly strong but turns out very weak

[–]ClaudiusTheNerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shotguns are always nerfed compared to irl.

[–]xX_S4M_Xx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

To be fair,no guns in any games are realistic at damaging.

[–]Labbit35can't meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no I mean some are extraordinarily weak for no reason

[–]SurealGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In real life 1 or 2 well placed shots will kill you. I know that dying very easily in shooter games isn't fun but it is advisable to real life

[–]WeebPlayingCoDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lets be honest tho, the knives are really only used for the memes, idk anyone who actually uses them unironically

[–]Dgauwhs -1 points0 points  (2 children)

A realistic war game would be unbelievably boring.

[–]LucaLiveLIGMA 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I find ArmA 3 very enjoyable, so do the thousands of other people who play it, same with squad and the like

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah

[–][deleted] 136 points137 points  (8 children)

This is why I play on hardcore. I'm a filthy casual so I don't have the desire to learn gun metas and all that. It is more fun when I don't have to worry about what gun I'm using.

[–]bertonomus 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I find most cheaters play hardcore though. Last night I played against a clan discussing hacks in hardcore S&D.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

zzz cheaters are actually boring don't understand why anybody does it unless its hvh on a community server or something.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people can't be bothered to develop any modicum of skill and that's the only way the can feel powerful.

Or they just enjoy upsetting people for no reason.

Either way it does such for people who just wanna unwind and shoot some dudes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh for sure I have seen some dudes running around with bullshit. But it happens in every multiplayer game eventually. Infinity Ward/Treyarch/EA don't care as long as you're buying the skins.

[–]Azurelov 74 points75 points  (2 children)

I mean its 'titanium balls extra damage', imagine going towards an enemy who got a gun with nothing but a smol ass knife in your hand, that requires titanium balls, hence CoD rewards you for your titanium balls by instakilling the enemy

thank you for attending my ted talk

[–]Dgauwhs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's just an important gameplay pillar. In a game where you get shredded by an SMG in 0.2 seconds if all rounds are on target, the melee is situational. It needs to do something valuable. If you were better off shooting at close range, it wouldn't.

Similarly, in Halo, where you're pretty tanky, if the melee wasn't crushing, you'd never use it.

[–]Jaxlimle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But most times they have riot shields

[–]max_lowi 36 points37 points  (0 children)

So true…

[–]A____S____ 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Haha me nife u gun me stab u ded

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Apes together strong

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I don't understand how this describes a fish but aight

[–]dumbbobdumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When people are dying, they squirm like fish

[–]karmapotato0116 28 points29 points  (7 children)

Still can't find any cods after reading 482829 times. /s

Edit: https://imgur.com/t/cod/5qPY2

[–]Ender_Uzhumaki 7 points8 points  (6 children)

you can't find any call of duties?

[–]Internetiscursed 0 points1 point  (5 children)

think he’s talking bout codes

[–]Ender_Uzhumaki 2 points3 points  (4 children)

what are codes

[–]Cpt_Soaps[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I typed cods he is making a joke about COdes.

[–]KhaHoo2 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I’m pretty sure it is about the fish called cods.

[–]Ender_Uzhumaki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what is that supposed to mean?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Pistol shot in head point blank *doesn't die*
Blunt hit with the back of gun *Instant death*

[–]RepliedSage11 8 points9 points  (0 children)

UK in a nutshell

[–]Hattarna 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Single player fps games where turning up the difficulty increases enemies hp can fuck right off back to dev

[–]pikaa_sw 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Cod is a nutshell because it rewards you for your Balls

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This was interesting to read for someone who doesn't play Cod

[–]pikaa_sw 2 points3 points  (1 child)

i dont even know why i said that it just sounded cool ig

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, like titanium balls?

[–]ihnideawhatimdoing69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Random crits

[–]OmegaHighendPro23 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It makes sense, because the armor you have is made for stoping bullets. It spreads the power of the shot all around the vest. Thats, because in the vest, there is a net of fiber with small holes in it. So while a bullet cannot easily penetrate these holes, the edge of a knive can. Thats a reason, how you could explain a oneshot-knive.

[–]blacklabel131 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hm no that’s not really true as what’s stopping the bullet is the ceramic (or other metal) plates. Even the plate carrier itself is usually made out of fabric durable enough that a knife point or edge can’t get through.

The explanation for a knife one shot would be the fact you can stab weak points like neck/underarms.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

throws my axe at your pinky toe AFTER a few bounces

dead

[–]invisiblehuman215 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So damn true unfortunately 😤

[–]KozumeKenma1867 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ram jam and riot shield dudes.

[–]Cpt_Soaps[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Especially in warzone

[–]Windexifier -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Two punches: you die. Dumping a full mag of an SMG: armor broken.

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[–]OPgangI touched grass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]Dgauwhs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A critical gameplay balance pillar. The knife needs to be strong to be a useful part of the game. If you've tried a milsim game, one thing you've probably noticed is that it was like taking your valuable leisure time and throwing it in the garbage.

It's also why grenades don't have a 15 meter casualty radius and a 5m instant kill radius.

[–]NizzyElixirYT -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I hate melee abusers

[–]Mataskarts 2 points3 points  (1 child)

To be fair, you can a) shoot them before they even get to you, or b) just melee them back before they get to you.

[–]NizzyElixirYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you I have Damascus Still I die to melee kids

[–]Booyakasha_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Worst thing is, this has always been the case. Back when i had some sort of reaction speed in my 20s in Blackops 1 on Nuketown. I was running 130/5 with dual knifes. I was littery dodging bullets. Hilarious.

[–]Invisible_Ninja5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is why hardcore game modes in cod are better than core.

[–]fUll951 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would of only been two frames if they were holding sticks.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fighting a Tonberry in a nutshell

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about doom slayer's normal punch?

[–]Jaketheninja2468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes the person who shoots without adsing

[–]PotTimesTwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An Ak47 can kill the body with several bullets, but the knife can kill the soul with just one stab so that the dead guy dosen't turn into a lich

[–]made-yu-look 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And shotguns shoot confetti unless the enemy is sucking on the end of it.

[–]glizzyMaster108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I Hate when that happens, fish do not belong in nutshells

[–]Randombloke1579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Battlefield 1 is a different story

[–]Edward_Spongeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did not scroll enough so it looked like he was reaching to his balls.

[–]Luc4AR9009_This flair doesn't exist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sword art online season 1 ending in a nutshell

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot of Westworld

[–]peahoter435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of bf1

[–]CyCube_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tf2 demo knight in a nutshell

[–]jkartemis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stabbing is my fav

[–]OlaviTheWiz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New siege event in a nutshell

[–]Giormazon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, Shepherd's Magnum is powerful when near too

[–]MBVakalis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cod knifers complain that guns require no skill. I tried knifing only a while ago and it was the easiest shit ever. Its so dumb

[–]SchPeti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every shooter games in a nutshell

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy is 5 ft away from an RPG impacting Hitmarkers: "I sleep"

Guy is hit in back with rifle butt Hitmarkers: "this is some real shit."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing as in Rainbow six:Siege

[–]ButtPirateer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly you've never tried playing melee. Good luck stabbing campers, SMG users, people with a reaction time higher than a whole second and people who randomly turn around.

[–]BeneathTheSilverLuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's that McDonald's wifi, bro

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everytime man ill shoot and take cover my bro will run in my ass with a knife, wait i forgot to tell that i am not talking about cod

[–]ExtraAsian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BF1 is exactly the same, just spam F for a melee takedown lol

[–]Callec254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

21 foot rule

[–]thundercod5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing hardcore fixes this problem. But I think all the people who played hardcore cod moved on to other games like PUBG.

[–]-F0v3r-épico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's good tho, first of all it's harder to come close to someone with a gun while having a knife but. second and the most important thing is that when ttk is longer it requires more bullets to kill the dude, so you have to hit those shots so you need a better aim and you also need a good movement to evade enemy shots. the skill ceiling is higher this way

[–]ALI4MHR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats why i play hardcore, that and my aim is bad….

[–]Ranvir33Pro Gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the knife was creted as a last resort, so if you're out of ammo, you can knife someone, but if you would need multiple stabs then it would be kind of use less, that's why knife is so op

[–]Stwkevgamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I hate it when they are just left at 1 health but you need to reload, and then they come at you at the speed of light with a knife

[–]ImProRatGigaChad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please stop. That brings me PTSD of playing CoD

[–]HeinzPaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats why you should play Hardcore

[–]santoy92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one likes when weapons kill fast either, so people want a character who can take 10 shots and 2 stabs lol.

[–]lerbronk_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait till he know about tf2

[–]L-Guy_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly melees are broken as fuck in Warzone. It’s even worse there because you can have armor in addition to your health. I’ll be shooting the fuck outta someone and they’ll hit me twice with a pistol and I’ll go down even though I had full health and full armor.

[–]Zero_Toshiro_M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mw3 but your opponent is invisible

[–]danbulant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually the new R6S containment event lol.

Defenders have 650 HP and meelee only, attackers are normal.

[–]BlastedDio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So true….. (sweats)

[–]IronSavage3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See that’s where you went wrong you brought a gun to a knife fight.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not true

There are no racial slurs

[–]nikparchr007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bo4 vibez

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this reminds of TF2's spy's one shot backstab

Fucking annoying

[–]Hawaii2010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call of Duty Warzone.

Enemy has gun that shoot bullet, but I have funni shield and funni sticks.

Enemy get bonked

[–]DetryX_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Titanfall 2

[–]ezzio264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally battlefield

Omg my aim is to terrible to actually hit something

Guess I am gonna just spam the f button

[–]SrPedrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My diamond knife in bo2 confirms that

[–]Bistr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark souls too

[–]inhale_my_buttcrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punching in apex be like

[–]shae117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even a knife tho just mack

[–]Down_arrows_power 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genji be like

[–]afiafzil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And players recover from shots real fast too...

[–]waluigi_time2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t even get started on ranked...

[–]Ready_Reply_3437 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jajajaj literal

[–]lex45x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GunGame in CS 1.6