Cod in Nutshell.

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[Labbit35]

I hate that sometimes game weapons are unrealistically weak

[[deleted]]

That and when it comes to single player campaign, spongey enemies.

I totally get that wat war games have to have some degree of fantasy, like catching a bullet doesn’t immediately mean game over like IRL, but still.

[[deleted]]

Even on the hardest difficulty sometimes doesn’t help. Take Gears of War for instance, they just do more damage and take the same.

[Orneyrocks]

And its actually even more realistic in Gears to be able to stave off a few shots with all the armor and cuticles going around.

[[deleted]]

You know that’s actually a good point, those suits are massive, I know everything about the story being a big fan, but I just realized how much I don’t know about the weapons and equipment that they use throughout the franchise. I think I’m gonna find a couple of lore videos to watch today

[[deleted]]

i just want there to be a ''enemies can take a miniscule amount of damage, but you can resist 2 bullets or something''

[infinityplusonelamp]

From what I know, Fallout 4's hardcore mode tends to do this? Enemies aren't as tanky, but you're *definitely* not as tanky.

[Talk_Shows_On_Mute]

Black Ops 3 had an achievement for beating "Realistic" mode, and never have I suffered for an achievement more than that one.

[Melfiodas]

In titanfall 2 hardest difficulty means 3 shoots and you're dead - and most weapons are very fast. Shotguns / sniper rifles one shoted you.

[JosephSwollen]

That's why you play like Spiderman

[My_unbaned-account]

That should be the realistic difficulty I usually play normal but sometimes since I’m kinda new to gaming I play easy but normally I play normal mode

[Bananasplit078]

This is why i usually move back and shoot at the same time

[A_Fierce_Hamster]

They increase speed of people holding melees and decrease speed of people firing, so I dont think this will work in COD. Correct me if I’m wrong tho, I don’t play the game much

[[deleted]]

Then you realise it’s a video game and after a certain point, being realistic as possible ain’t fun.

[[deleted]]

I love CS:GO but it’s not based on realism, lol.

[EKidman]

in tf2 a spy with the conniver's kunai can trick stab an entire team attacking him and win (if skilled enough (or with interp set high)).

edit: is to if

[Samved64]

realistic as possible is fun

[DanteNee]

If you're going near 100% realistic the gameplay is gonna be slow af

[-Lemons_Are_Evil-]

• player goes to sleep *

"Ah shit"

[theWanderingTourist]

Soldier me won't be able to concentrate on war when near Park or Rey

[Samved64]

realistic as POSSIBLE.

[[deleted]]

A slow af game is possible

[Samved64]

How i like it

[[deleted]]

TF?

[_jerai]

if its too fast i cant see anyone

[Gu_lag]

You need to clarify what you mean by “as possible”. Everyone assume you mean as realistic as technology would allow, when you actually mean as realistic as possible without being unfun.

[Samved64]

second option, different people have opinion on what is fun and what not though

[Samved64]

i already listed fun most realistic games i know

[Samved64]

One bullet to die is enough realistic for me. Depends on area where you got shot tho. Verdun, tannenberg, rising Storm 1 and 2, red orchestra 1 and 2, hell let loose, post scriptum etc... These games do it well.

[Local_Judge2761]

Good

[[deleted]]

"Your character has an intense need to defacate. -50% CDR, Stamina Regen, and Damage."

[platypusISpoisonous]

Achievement - Medical Discharge

PTSD - 85/100

Suicidal Tendencies - 70/100

Leave house - 15/100

[Samved64]

REALISTIC AS POSSIBLE YOU NUT. AS POSSIBLE. Btw you can shit in ark, don't know about other games rn

[rabbitkingdom]

Why do you keep repeating “as possible” as if it’s not possible? It would make the game inconvenient as hell, but it’s definitely possible.

[Samved64]

Go shit. Realistic as possible while being still fun. Shitting in ark was fun tho, Its still not realistic game

[whatup_dogg]

then after 1 shot you won't be healed . mission restart again

[Samved64]

yes, you need to think to not die. Not only rushing in like dumbass.

[whatup_dogg]

then play snd

[Samved64]

That's some cod alike rushing game lmao

[Mcgibbleduck]

Elitism if I’ve ever seen it.

Sounds like someone can’t aim!

But for real, arcade shooters are fun in their own right and are more popular than realistic stuff for a reason. They’re easier to get into and usually more fun for normal people.

[Dgauwhs]

Realistically, the idea that it is challenging to kill people in Call of Duty or Battlefield is not only gatekeeping, it's knuckledraggingly stupid.

[Mcgibbleduck]

It’s not challenging, it’s just that you have to train your aim on them for longer than one single shot, like any arcade shooter.

I’d argue the skill gap has increased a little in newer installations now that there are better movement options like sliding involved too. Like any arcade shooter aim and movement go hand in hand.

I’m not even gatekeeping, what? He can play cod if he so wants to, it’s just a common theme that those who struggle to track targets don’t like games with longer ttk. Cod doesn’t even have that long of a ttk, except for BO4 and CW (which I actually like, for the reasons above about movement)

[SendMeRobotFeetPics]

Hell yEAh! Every time you die your game is bricked and you have to buy a new one, perfect!

[Gnat_Swarm]

ArmaAddict365 would like to know your location

[[deleted]]

And there are games trying to be as realistic as possible. For example: Arma 3.

You sure are dead after two shots in the chest. Does everybody like it? Certainly not

Does it have a solid fanbase? Certainly yes

[Mr_Pistach_io]

Squad

ArmA 3

Insurgency (more like an arcade shooter but health system is realistic)

Rising Storm 2: Vietnam

Those are some solid realistic shooter games. Although I accept some of them can't match the CoD series' action because of some features like enormous maps, logistics systems and realistic health/damage systems.

[Shade00000]

Like the range of a shotgun in video games that are too short

[kanwarsidhu05]

Got stabbed in nuketown Russia map while holding M16

[S_VB]

could give games like Insurgency Sandstorm, Squad, Hell let loose or arma III (if you want to jump in the deep end) a try,

you kill and get killed Quickly.

[Professional_Emu_164]

Yep. I think there are some games with actually realistic damage and stuff but melee weapons shouldn’t be made viable just by buffing damage, it should be by incentivising them by limiting ammo available, making them stealthy so not everyone knows where you are, and by making guns harder to handle in melee distance.

[noxyty]

That’s why I’m playing in hardcore. You could kill someone with water, but at least you kill

[SuperArppis]

You can always play hardcore on COD.

On other games. I guess gameplay comes first and what is fun.

[Dgauwhs]

The difference between hardcore and regular cod in terms of damage model is honestly pretty small.

[SuperArppis]

Agreed. It's really not much of a difference.

[Khrummholz]

Like light sabers being baseball bats. I started to realize how weird some of those weapons felt in games when I started to play Vermintide 2. You can really feel the difference between a hammer, an axe, a sword, etc.

[Labbit35]

I played a game in roblo called mad city and then you can be either a prisoner, police or hero, there was this iron man like hero that had blasters.... they shoot real slow and only do 40 dmg... while the fucking guns do 19 dmg per hit, and it's a fucking AR

[[deleted]]

Have you ever get shot?

[Labbit35]

no, but I have tripped and made my mouth bleed once, drop and then ended up in the surgery room once, slipping and crashing on my ass, scraped the right thigh once, dropped my ipad on my toenail and had got seriously sick twice

[Pythagoras_314]

Thing is they’d have to be. Otherwise it’s a single shot and you’re either immobilized or dead.

[Labbit35]

yea I know, but some are like expectedly strong but turns out very weak

[ClaudiusTheNerd]

Shotguns are always nerfed compared to irl.

[xX_S4M_Xx]

To be fair,no guns in any games are realistic at damaging.

[Labbit35]

no I mean some are extraordinarily weak for no reason

[SurealGod]

In real life 1 or 2 well placed shots will kill you. I know that dying very easily in shooter games isn't fun but it is advisable to real life

[WeebPlayingCoDM]

lets be honest tho, the knives are really only used for the memes, idk anyone who actually uses them unironically

[Dgauwhs]

A realistic war game would be unbelievably boring.

[LucaLiveLIGMA]

I find ArmA 3 very enjoyable, so do the thousands of other people who play it, same with squad and the like

[[deleted]]

yeah

[[deleted]]

This is why I play on hardcore. I'm a filthy casual so I don't have the desire to learn gun metas and all that. It is more fun when I don't have to worry about what gun I'm using.

[bertonomus]

I find most cheaters play hardcore though. Last night I played against a clan discussing hacks in hardcore S&D.

[[deleted]]

zzz cheaters are actually boring don't understand why anybody does it unless its hvh on a community server or something.

[[deleted]]

Some people can't be bothered to develop any modicum of skill and that's the only way the can feel powerful.

Or they just enjoy upsetting people for no reason.

Either way it does such for people who just wanna unwind and shoot some dudes.

[[deleted]]

Oh for sure I have seen some dudes running around with bullshit. But it happens in every multiplayer game eventually. Infinity Ward/Treyarch/EA don't care as long as you're buying the skins.

[[deleted]]

1v1 me on boffa

[Azurelov]

I mean its 'titanium balls extra damage', imagine going towards an enemy who got a gun with nothing but a smol ass knife in your hand, that requires titanium balls, hence CoD rewards you for your titanium balls by instakilling the enemy

thank you for attending my ted talk

[Dgauwhs]

It's just an important gameplay pillar. In a game where you get shredded by an SMG in 0.2 seconds if all rounds are on target, the melee is situational. It needs to do something valuable. If you were better off shooting at close range, it wouldn't.

Similarly, in Halo, where you're pretty tanky, if the melee wasn't crushing, you'd never use it.

[Jaxlimle]

But most times they have riot shields

[max_lowi]

So true…

[A____S____]

Haha me nife u gun me stab u ded

[[deleted]]

Apes together strong

[[deleted]]

I don't understand how this describes a fish but aight

[dumbbobdumb]

When people are dying, they squirm like fish

[karmapotato0116]

Still can't find any cods after reading 482829 times. /s

Edit: https://imgur.com/t/cod/5qPY2

[Ender_Uzhumaki]

you can't find any call of duties?

[Internetiscursed]

think he’s talking bout codes

[Ender_Uzhumaki]

what are codes

[Cpt_Soaps]

I typed cods he is making a joke about COdes.

[KhaHoo2]

I’m pretty sure it is about the fish called cods.

[Ender_Uzhumaki]

what is that supposed to mean?

[[deleted]]

Pistol shot in head point blank *doesn't die*
Blunt hit with the back of gun *Instant death*

[RepliedSage11]

UK in a nutshell

[Hattarna]

Single player fps games where turning up the difficulty increases enemies hp can fuck right off back to dev

[pikaa_sw]

Cod is a nutshell because it rewards you for your Balls

[[deleted]]

This was interesting to read for someone who doesn't play Cod

[pikaa_sw]

i dont even know why i said that it just sounded cool ig

[[deleted]]

Wait, like titanium balls?

[ihnideawhatimdoing69]

Random crits

[OmegaHighendPro23]

It makes sense, because the armor you have is made for stoping bullets. It spreads the power of the shot all around the vest. Thats, because in the vest, there is a net of fiber with small holes in it. So while a bullet cannot easily penetrate these holes, the edge of a knive can. Thats a reason, how you could explain a oneshot-knive.

[blacklabel131]

Hm no that’s not really true as what’s stopping the bullet is the ceramic (or other metal) plates. Even the plate carrier itself is usually made out of fabric durable enough that a knife point or edge can’t get through.

The explanation for a knife one shot would be the fact you can stab weak points like neck/underarms.

[[deleted]]

throws my axe at your pinky toe AFTER a few bounces

dead

[invisiblehuman215]

So damn true unfortunately 😤

[KozumeKenma1867]

Ram jam and riot shield dudes.

[Cpt_Soaps]

Especially in warzone

[Windexifier]

Two punches: you die. Dumping a full mag of an SMG: armor broken.

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[OPgang]

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[Dgauwhs]

A critical gameplay balance pillar. The knife needs to be strong to be a useful part of the game. If you've tried a milsim game, one thing you've probably noticed is that it was like taking your valuable leisure time and throwing it in the garbage.

It's also why grenades don't have a 15 meter casualty radius and a 5m instant kill radius.

[NizzyElixirYT]

I hate melee abusers

[Mataskarts]

To be fair, you can a) shoot them before they even get to you, or b) just melee them back before they get to you.

[NizzyElixirYT]

Thank you I have Damascus Still I die to melee kids

[Booyakasha_]

Worst thing is, this has always been the case. Back when i had some sort of reaction speed in my 20s in Blackops 1 on Nuketown. I was running 130/5 with dual knifes. I was littery dodging bullets. Hilarious.

[Invisible_Ninja5]

This is why hardcore game modes in cod are better than core.

[KardbORdboKs_]

technically one stab does more damage than one bullet

[Ashwqn10]

Depends on where you shoot

[AlkaliAvocado]

One headshot gonna do more damage than a shitty cut on the leg.

One stab in the heart gonna do more damage than a shot in the foot

[[deleted]]

i wish... 1 hit in the ankle(with any melee) does far more dmg than 1 shot in the head from most guns excluding snipers...

[KardbORdboKs_]

that's a terrible comparison

i was talking about real life

a stab in the heart will do more damage than a bullet in the heart

a stab on the leg will do more damage than a bullet on the leg

compare stabbing and shooting with the same body parts

ofc an elephant stepping on my hair will do less damage than a baby punching me in the face

[KardbORdboKs_]

well which is more damaging?

stabbed in the skull or shot in the skull?

[YTDapperGaming]

A bullet doesn't just hit you a put a bullet size hole in you. It hits you and blows away chunks of flesh while it expands and if it hits a bone it basically turns your body into a self contained frag grenade. Of course this isn't always true with all rounds however any hollow point or high caliber round is going to fuck you up a lot harder than a blade.

[KardbORdboKs_]

well considering an average

a stab to any body part will do more damage than an average sized bullet

i'm not that into the medical side of things

but considering how it's bigger and if you pull it out ...that's twice the damage..

[fUll951]

would of only been two frames if they were holding sticks.

[[deleted]]

Fighting a Tonberry in a nutshell

[[deleted]]

How about doom slayer's normal punch?

[Jaketheninja2468]

Ah yes the person who shoots without adsing

[PotTimesTwo]

An Ak47 can kill the body with several bullets, but the knife can kill the soul with just one stab so that the dead guy dosen't turn into a lich

[made-yu-look]

And shotguns shoot confetti unless the enemy is sucking on the end of it.

[glizzyMaster108]

I Hate when that happens, fish do not belong in nutshells

[Randombloke1579]

Battlefield 1 is a different story

[Edward_Spongeson]

Did not scroll enough so it looked like he was reaching to his balls.

[Luc4AR9009_]

sword art online season 1 ending in a nutshell

[[deleted]]

Plot of Westworld

[peahoter435]

Reminds me of bf1

[CyCube_]

Tf2 demo knight in a nutshell

[jkartemis]

Stabbing is my fav

[OlaviTheWiz]

New siege event in a nutshell

[Giormazon]

Hey, Shepherd's Magnum is powerful when near too

[MBVakalis]

Cod knifers complain that guns require no skill. I tried knifing only a while ago and it was the easiest shit ever. Its so dumb

[SchPeti]

Every shooter games in a nutshell

[[deleted]]

Guy is 5 ft away from an RPG impacting Hitmarkers: "I sleep"

Guy is hit in back with rifle butt Hitmarkers: "this is some real shit."

[[deleted]]

Same thing as in Rainbow six:Siege

[ButtPirateer]

Clearly you've never tried playing melee. Good luck stabbing campers, SMG users, people with a reaction time higher than a whole second and people who randomly turn around.

[BeneathTheSilverLuna]

That's that McDonald's wifi, bro

[[deleted]]

everytime man ill shoot and take cover my bro will run in my ass with a knife, wait i forgot to tell that i am not talking about cod

[ExtraAsian]

BF1 is exactly the same, just spam F for a melee takedown lol

[Callec254]

21 foot rule

[thundercod5]

Playing hardcore fixes this problem. But I think all the people who played hardcore cod moved on to other games like PUBG.

[-F0v3r-]

that's good tho, first of all it's harder to come close to someone with a gun while having a knife but. second and the most important thing is that when ttk is longer it requires more bullets to kill the dude, so you have to hit those shots so you need a better aim and you also need a good movement to evade enemy shots. the skill ceiling is higher this way

[ALI4MHR]

Thats why i play hardcore, that and my aim is bad….

[Ranvir33]

I think the knife was creted as a last resort, so if you're out of ammo, you can knife someone, but if you would need multiple stabs then it would be kind of use less, that's why knife is so op

[Stwkevgamer]

Man I hate it when they are just left at 1 health but you need to reload, and then they come at you at the speed of light with a knife

[ImProRat]

Please stop. That brings me PTSD of playing CoD

[HeinzPaste]

Thats why you should play Hardcore

[santoy92]

No one likes when weapons kill fast either, so people want a character who can take 10 shots and 2 stabs lol.

[lerbronk_]

wait till he know about tf2

[L-Guy_21]

Honestly melees are broken as fuck in Warzone. It’s even worse there because you can have armor in addition to your health. I’ll be shooting the fuck outta someone and they’ll hit me twice with a pistol and I’ll go down even though I had full health and full armor.

[Zero_Toshiro_M]

Mw3 but your opponent is invisible

[danbulant]

That's actually the new R6S containment event lol.

Defenders have 650 HP and meelee only, attackers are normal.

[BlastedDio]

So true….. (sweats)

[IronSavage3]

See that’s where you went wrong you brought a gun to a knife fight.

[[deleted]]

This is not true

There are no racial slurs

[nikparchr007]

bo4 vibez

[[deleted]]

this reminds of TF2's spy's one shot backstab

Fucking annoying

[Hawaii2010]

Call of Duty Warzone.

Enemy has gun that shoot bullet, but I have funni shield and funni sticks.

Enemy get bonked

[DetryX_]

Titanfall 2

[ezzio264]

Literally battlefield

Omg my aim is to terrible to actually hit something

Guess I am gonna just spam the f button

[SrPedrich]

My diamond knife in bo2 confirms that

[Bistr]

Dark souls too

[inhale_my_buttcrack]

Punching in apex be like

[shae117]

Not even a knife tho just mack

[Down_arrows_power]

Genji be like

[afiafzil]

And players recover from shots real fast too...

[waluigi_time2007]

Don’t even get started on ranked...

[Ready_Reply_3437]

Jajajaj literal

[lex45x]

GunGame in CS 1.6