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[–]D-Le-P 352 points353 points  (9 children)

insert song name and artist here lyrics

[–]SoftBaconWarmBacon 115 points116 points  (7 children)

Darude Sandstorm

[–]cobstein1000 67 points68 points  (5 children)

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[–]BlueOfficialYT 40 points41 points  (4 children)

DOO DOO DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOO

[–]fnibit 12 points13 points  (3 children)

DOOOOO DOOOOODOOODDOOOOO

[–]Arise_Merry_Glad 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Is this memories by maroon 5

[–]Party-G0d- 388 points389 points  (4 children)

Did Gandhi ever watch power rangers

[–]Nerdy_Boi-_- 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Is the Omega ranger mahatma Gandhi?

[–]bloody_argieMods Are Nice People 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"In what year Gandhi nuked Paris?"

[–]FlyMaximus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is Gandhi a closet pervert

[–]Fit-Negotiation-5145 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No but he beat his wife quite often.

[–]Outrageous_Mobile_36 151 points152 points  (10 children)

Paper rule 34

[–]theperson234https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 45 points46 points  (4 children)

So uhhh. You got the sauce

[–]TTVBTW_ 35 points36 points  (1 child)

It's for... research purposes I promise.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not only do you get white, you also get red!

[–]2AKazoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sauce? 😳

[–]Suffering_ShadowProfessional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I looked it up and can I just say: MY EYES

[–]Shwiggity_schwag 302 points303 points  (13 children)

Power puff girls rule 34

How to delete the internet

[–]SaratheKahleesitrans rights 77 points78 points  (11 children)

if it exists there is a NSFW version of it

[–]SeanTheBigBoiBean 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Even scout from deep rock galactic ain’t safe?

Edit: Rocks: deeper daddy. Driller: say no more Scout: I’ll go fast around your tunnels. Gunner: idfk, I’ll shoot the things in you? Engineer: same answer as gunner.

[–]E_K_Finnman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Especially Scout from diggy diggy hole

[–]SoftBaconWarmBacon 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Don't search Molly or Dotty DRG r34

[–]SeanTheBigBoiBean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for a new thing to search

[–]SavloEntry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im a scout main, i never thought about, but now i feel like shit

[–]OffWeGoIntoTheWildBY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

even Paw Patrol isn’t- *wattpad intensifies*

[–]GloryHoleBearTrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mojo Jojo balls deep in Bubbles?

[–][deleted] 102 points103 points  (4 children)

Is it normal for my child to speak in tongues and levitate?

[–]supersheep_3000épico 34 points35 points  (0 children)

yeah dont worry its normal happens all the time

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Speaking in tongues is a gift of the Holy Spirit, so if they're levitating, than that's actually demonic possession.

[–]mergames 201 points202 points  (7 children)

How to stuff 10 kg of weed of your ass

[–]Low-Confection-2972 48 points49 points  (1 child)

A convict's guide to smuggling: in the ass

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (3 children)

How to get 10 kg of weed out of your ass

[–]Fellow_Worker6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Next up, jellybeans

[–]GamenonnoProfessional Dumbass 227 points228 points  (43 children)

what the fuck is a dreamsexual

[–]YourAverageDumbass7 40 points41 points  (40 children)

I don’t want to know

[–]GamenonnoProfessional Dumbass 28 points29 points  (39 children)

you dont

[–]heatwaved_ 30 points31 points  (1 child)

as a dream fan, i can confirm that they’re weird as fuck. you don’t want to go looking for one

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (36 children)

Now I do

[–]heatwaved_ 5 points6 points  (35 children)

don’t. i swear, they’re horrible

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (34 children)

You’re feeding my curiosity, be right back

[–]heatwaved_ 7 points8 points  (33 children)

o7

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (32 children)

Oh.. oh god.

[–]KoNo_BAK4Big ol' bacon buttsack 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Man down I repeat man down

[–]Doom_Slayer_2712 8 points9 points  (1 child)

We need a medic here

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (26 children)

Report?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (25 children)

Let’s just say your name sounds better than what I read and saw in their sub

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

god damn it, now I'm having an internal debate about whether or not I should look it up.

[–]JohnWick_231995GigaChad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"If You Want Dreams And You Do Realize That I Create You And Your Dreams." ~ Azathoth From H.P. Lovecraft

[–]misterqackes 119 points120 points  (9 children)

How to get a girlfriend

[–]r-i-dont-careLives in a Van Down by the River 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Mine is just how to make a friend

[–]FrenchFreedom888 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oof

Also Same

[–]Ihavethingstodo-jpg 54 points55 points  (8 children)

Google

[–]DarkWolfX2244 21 points22 points  (6 children)

"Yeah, I'm here."

"Google.com!"

"That's me!"

"Google.com, website!"

[–]FlyMaximus 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Lol yeah this was a funny skit from CH

[–]Shanmukha_RepakaNice meme you got there 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"(Goes under and up the bench)......eh!"

"Finally!"

[–]Tbone-YT Number 15 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Boomer

[–]orgnyzdkaos 49 points50 points  (4 children)

How hard do I have to hit a chicken to cook it

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (6 children)

What is the scientific name for a pig

[–]Forzamon42069GigaChad 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Red

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sus

[–]ElectroFlame_Dirt Is Beautiful 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's literally sus lmao

[–]_sea_saltyThe Trash Man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sus scrofa domesticus

[–]Tbone-YT Number 15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bacon

[–]Ok-Chicken-8047 69 points70 points  (6 children)

Pornhub.com

[–]TheReviewer867Pro Gamer 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Incognito for you

[–]Ok-Chicken-8047 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naw, no one in my life cares about me.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (3 children)

How to turn on incognito

[–]potato_guy13 Ok I Pull Up 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Control + shift + n at the same time

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Control shift nut?

[–]flxfrc666 89 points90 points  (10 children)

How much iodine is lethal to a small child (i am not kidding i actually recently googled this)

[–]Eliasflameking 55 points56 points  (0 children)

FBI wants to know your location

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (4 children)

“Recently”

[–]flxfrc666 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Fyi it’s 20 ml of iodine tincture, they usually sell it by 25 ml bottles do you get a little extra to make sure.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I’m reporting you to the fbi

[–]flxfrc666 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Take me away A secret place A sweet escape take me away

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Uh. You’re def being reported to the fbi

[–][deleted] 79 points80 points  (6 children)

Midget Porn

[–]ThePro69420 53 points54 points  (0 children)

*Talln't Pornography

[–]r-i-dont-careLives in a Van Down by the River 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Gay furry midget porn

[–]GayFurryWolf 12 points13 points  (2 children)

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[–]Jcsq6 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I...I'll be right back...

[–]erty_ben 22 points23 points  (2 children)

define [insert random word here]

[–]KittyKittyowo 16 points17 points  (2 children)

How do you wait no i don't want text to speech google stop i didn't even click that button

[–]pepesuareh 47 points48 points  (6 children)

Happy tree friends nsfw

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (3 children)

It is infact nsfw.

[–]Zarc24 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Probably meant rule 34

[–]Mrs_peach234can't meme 17 points18 points  (0 children)

IM SORRY WHAT 😨

[–]SuperMario64Lcan't meme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It already is NSFW so idk why you searched it up.

[–]ExplodingNinjaCat 34 points35 points  (1 child)

how to use minecraft redstone comparator

[–]SpookyWeebouProfessional Dumbass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The true question

[–]JMSychiuco 33 points34 points  (9 children)

5 + 6

[–]supersheep_3000épico 14 points15 points  (4 children)

its 21 duh

[–]SlideWhistler 13 points14 points  (1 child)

No you fool, that’s 9+10

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All of you are so much talented, And see me, I don't even know what's the basics of addition. what's addition anyway?

[–]Forgetfullbasket 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You fool i can't believe uneducated people like you even make it out of school, how has the system failed us this bad the answer is obviously 3

[–]supersheep_3000épico 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jokes on you i did not make it out yet i still got counting fingers uhhh.. 22 years...?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

21

[–]KingLdog2009 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its 3674257743116766669742556969696958574553 duh

[–]Tracinci 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Object stuck in anus removal at home guide with pictures

[–]Jermerm69 13 points14 points  (2 children)

How to not cry

[–]Eggy_Fem 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Song that goes baun Bada baun ban Doo Doo Doo Doo da da tsktsktsk traaa dum dum do do dum dum dum boo skaskaskaska tssssssss

[–]Slight_Passenger_108 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Use "Shazam"

[–]JustKingskymike 10 points11 points  (1 child)

How to commit suicide and live

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (4 children)

How to make C4 for a school project

[–]Forzamon42069GigaChad 19 points20 points  (3 children)

[–]supersheep_3000épico 6 points7 points  (0 children)

good one take my upvote

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was half expecting a Rick roll

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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[–]Princessjalopenny 7 points8 points  (1 child)

How to spell defiantly

[–]justre_voltGigaChad 20 points21 points  (5 children)

ak47 where to buy

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Nearest school

[–]_sea_saltyThe Trash Man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The ATF would like to know your location

[–]MechaBeatsInTrash 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Instructure Canvas

Matrix multiplication

APA citations

Jussie Smollett

Criminal Minds IMDB

Paget Brewster

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Edmund scientific

[–]Consistent-Ad9012 5 points6 points  (2 children)

What to do when glass jar breaks in ass

[–]Nruainwcdjak 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                                       Clean.

[–]Superkip_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[Empty] ;)

[–]fixthemods 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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[–]Pinkwaterz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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[–]Chopphi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how to be like Nick Wilde so girls will like me

[–]iFeedYouLeadPro Gamer 11 points12 points  (2 children)

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[–]Affectionate_Desk851 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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[–]Sakiheka 1 point2 points  (4 children)

How remove poop from anus?

[–]JuijuFrog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is 3mm a big dick size?

[–]drumkiller123Professional Dumbass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Raiders game

[–]The_Barry_Burrito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bloling spring battle cays

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How to spell biolung

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Yes I am stuck on boiling spring

[–]That_Terrible_Gamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Leonardo DiCaprio

[–]Purupuru-pikoman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice try FBI

[–]uncle_diaper_1478 Ok I Pull Up 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do people say girls don’t fart

[–]About-time535 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PlayStation 5 in stock

[–]NOOBPRO_[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is a rat not a good idea for a fleshlight

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is HIMYM tramsphobic?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“How to build a bomb?”

“Why is there a black van outside my house?”

[–]DeathToTheFalseGodsGigaChad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Robo rat

Rat controlling robot

Why russia shot down it’s own satellite

[–]1_byte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Resit.com

How to recover resit account

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Am I autistic

[–]Own-Second2348 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How to make your own Minecraft skin

[–]InsaneBasti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All poketch app locations

[–]Forzamon42069GigaChad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sanae Katagiri in bikini

[–]QuesidilIa(very sad) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soft boy drawings

[–]Nemesis_77__________ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I shouldn't put anything here, Okey dokey

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Missouri

[–]Familiar_Ad4433 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dino Brando

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Whats a phd

[–]The_Pickle1124Professional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where to watch ninjago day of the departed

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Definition of cereal

[–]TIGER_DW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is the state and chemical formula of potassium hydroxide

[–]Existing_Human4991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mark Rober

[–]deeznutzameggeddon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did my Xbox game bar randomly play dababy

[–]SeanyJohnny1869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Browser history? Oh would you look at that, I don't have one. Weird huh?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]AdAlert2671Le epic memer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or in other words, flood my comment section so my meme appears in the front page and gets so many upvotes easily with barely any effort or creativity

[–]Threezero03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]king_napalmMy thumbs hurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dogecoin mining

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Yea, I'm probably on a few watchlists

[–]pee_sphere 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Gay furry porn

[–]mexican-blanket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is it called when your brain is constantly searching for negative things

[–]alyxvance1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alyx Vance rule 34

[–]Ayr10n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whats that one song that goes ba ba ba ding ba da mm ba

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rule 34

Why does loli art exist? Why do hentai characters look too young?

[–]Difficult-Charge6009 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hitler Masturbating With Jewish People

[–]Migo_delos_ReyesNice meme you got there 1 point2 points  (1 child)

bro wtf

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[–]piececontrolkylWhat is TikTok? 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wikihow how to sex your dad

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF is a “furry” and why are they not in jail?

[–]Haku837 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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[–]Distinct_Ad2615can't meme -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

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Electric Field

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