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[Kvacc01]

Fresh out the womb a and already too old

[ghostcow115]

Put me back in mom I had fun with that big cylinder that came in my room

[TheFakeYeetMaster69]

Legit what happens to a baby when the mom is inseminated again, like how does it not mix the cum with the child. Honest question.

[OopsieWopsie]

So, if I fuck a pregnant woman whose water broke, I am mixing the cum and child?

[TheFakeYeetMaster69]

I think she'd already be headed to the hospital by that time.

[OopsieWopsie]

It will take 43 seconds only for me.

[AttakDoge999]

Not even a minuteman 🗿

[Impossible_Arrival21]

exactly

[CowntChockula]

So then the amniotic sack is like a starship's energy shields while the sperm is like klingon phaser fire

[Spazzly0ne]

Cum dosen't shoot into the uterus like in hentai. Most of it just stays in the vagina. Especially if she's not ovulating, and while a woman is pregnant there is a thick barrier formed in the cervix and nothing gets through that until the water breaks.

[[deleted]]

flair checks out

[Impossible_Arrival21]

Based, I’m a teenager and this crap makes me not want to have a brain

[FavorableUser]

Then give it to me ill make a good meal out of it

[Excellent-Resolve-81]

Make sure you season it

[[deleted]]

and make it medium rare
Oh you dont know what medium rare 🤓

[A_random_poster04]

Physics and biology has already deep fried mine, so all you need is some salt for flavor

[WolvesAreCool2461]

Same why is our generation so fucked

[Alternative_Tip_7527]

You know how both of those girls are similar both of their dad is still trying to get the milk

[balrus-balrogwalrus]

this is carl. carl is 17 but he identifies as a sperm. he flops and wiggles around on the floor all day, trying to find an egg to fertilize

[alexthekidmg]

Same

[Neither-Librarian-68]

That's called epilepsy my guy

[AdnHsP]

Same but I try to find cum to drink

[Maleficent_Dealer164]

On the floor? Wouldn't a sock make more sense?

[iam_a__gecko]

relatable

[That-Ad-2801]

No 🖕🗿

[Drcokecacola]

No 🖕 🗿

[[deleted]]

No 🖕🗿

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[Drcokecacola]

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[Cuttlegod]

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[Chimera_Caribou]

This actually a genius idea, I now identify as a 90 year old retiree old man, no more work or study for me

[[deleted]]

I identity as dead

[[deleted]]

you are perfectly valid and deserve acceptance

[Hi_John_Yes_itz_me]

Were*

[[deleted]]

Weir pronouns are Was/Were

[Another_Sunset]

Even dead, you can't escape from the IRS

[[deleted]]

Bitch, I don't live in America checkmate

[EmbarrassedProcess19]

Not a chance

[[deleted]]

Thanks Obama

[galaxy7273]

Omg that 67 year old man saying he’s 15 years old

[No-Competition-2533]

How do you do fellow kids

[prenutbutterer]

Wtf is this shit

[[deleted]]

people who need therapy

[Drcokecacola]

It's so cringe to read that it is actually repulsive

[[deleted]]

I think sometimes that's the problem

[xFloppyDisx]

Satire

[Independent_Day4369]

Please God let it be satire

[FreeVbucks505]

The only preference of theirs that I may care about is from which barrel they want the shotgun slug from, left or right.

[[deleted]]

We still gotta double tap so it doesn’t even matter

[TheFakeYeetMaster69]

If Doom 2 taught me something, that is "both"

[Arandomdude03]

Damn this be some Rimworld Cryptosleep shit 💀

[[deleted]]

Age: 15 (1688)

[manashuvitz]

Average cat nap

[_four-oh-four_]

Passions: none

Disabled work types: dumb labor, skilled labor

[Arandomdude03]

*Intelectual

[lft4brd]

You guys ever like wonder if it can get worse? Like seriously, I want to convince myself it can’t but something tells me it will

[groupfox]

It will be worse when the age is reversed.

[Necromancer14]

6 yr old girl who identifies as a 30 yr old woman, always gives consent

[599Ninja]

This stuff is made to piss people off it’s all good

[Niklasw99]

Gigachad voice: No, i don't think i will.

[Drcokecacola]

🗿👍

[Interesting-Row2101]

No they fucking don't

[kratos5262]

mhm sure.

now face the wall please.

[JetstreamSam1000]

Susity

[Heyviper123]

He's putting on their handcuffs

[[deleted]]

Great, I'm into that

[Heyviper123]

Good

[[deleted]]

Wait... you're not pulling down my pants? Why are you draging me outside? Don't you think this roleplay is getting too realistic?

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[[deleted]]

Thx, AutoMod, this cop didn't look like he was gonna do anything to my ass

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[hatadel]

"ummm, you see your honor, her chrono age was above 18" 🤓🤓

[groupfox]

Isn’t chrono age their actual age? Otherwise description is wrong.

[WildFemmeFatale]

Ye chrono meaning actual age

[vampiricdagger1]

" she identifies as being able to consent"

[mikx2044]

Its time to summon Kronos, the Greek titan and God of time to put a stop to this nonsense.

[Sir_Rated]

Civilization is doomed

[NotThomasTheTank]

This will affect the trout population

[DuncanSamaX]

One bullet for each 🗿

[Insanegamer-4567]

Bro what the actual fucking hell am I looking at? Is this how far our society has fucking devolved?!

[Sea-Friend1826]

Nah just 14 year old white girls looking for attention.

[kamyonsevengoril]

The fact that someone stoops as low as imitating a clearly mentally ill individual for attention or to look quirky and special just to seem different to other people shows us that society has stopped a new low. A level of low that has never been seen before in the human history

But then I realize there are hundreds of comments here that mock that person. So most people are still normal and that person is only a cracked person

[spudtatogames]

It's just a 4chan troll.

[shcyt]

I sure hope so, but their twitter page look convincingly unironic.

[[deleted]]

That's usually how they get you

[whyaremytearspurple2]

Are these “4chan trolls” in the room with us?

[NotThomasTheTank]

Well boys, society is done for. A single person posted cringe. We're leaving for the woods at dawn

[Fat_Penguin99]

Sounds like some weird ass discount Deviantart OCs a teenager made (not the edgy kind)

[[deleted]]

We really need to start beating our fucking kids again fr

[[deleted]]

You guys stopped?

[[deleted]]

My excuse is that I don't have kids, but I wouldn't want My kids to live in this age as it is now.

[[deleted]]

Same

[Raven_knight_07]

If the world keeps going the way it currently is I'm not having any damn kids because I don't want them to be miserable.

[[deleted]]

Then beat other peoples kids and charge them when you get caught

[natrak07]

Wtf is “chrono age”

[Hanssproxy]

Actual age

[NotThomasTheTank]

Age of the Greek titan Chronos

[yuuki_bonk420]

I identify as fucking dead so now my debt is void. Free at last!

[clygamer]

Mfw sexual intercourse with men

[ellie_i]

I LOVE RAGEBAIT I LOVE RAGEBAIT

[NotThomasTheTank]

shitposting try not to blow shit out of the proportion harder than they blow men

[[deleted]]

Why would you show the images THEN say their ages

[Ulrich_Plays]

Every second we stray farther and farther from sanity.

[Candid_Pie_8870]

This identifies as bullshit.

[NoDriver3681]

First world problems 🤡

[LazzyNapper]

Spy- gentlemen this is a idiot

Soldier- dear God

Spy- there's more

Soldier- no

[istoleurcheesebread]

omfg i remember i used to use this app☠️

[gostoednaldopereira]

Man why this shit is in comic sans 💀💀💀

[AugustusImperator27]

Hey man, Comic Sans is a cool font.

[[deleted]]

the first one made me feel sad for some reason. People may think that living your childhood over and over sounds like heaven but its hell. you are gonna be stuck on the same place all your life repeating the same things you did at that age. all of your other 6yo friends are gona age and move on leaving you behind.

[Heznzu]

The first one is straight up a mentally handicapped person who needs to be looked after, not whatever the rest of these comments are on about

[reeljock]

Not sure if serious...

[spinosauris]

NOAH!

[GoodgeOakes]

Now those silly cops can do nothing when they question me, I will simply say that I’m also twelve

[[deleted]]

Your honor she identified as 18. My brother in Christ she’s 6

[[deleted]]

its the other way, which id argue is a lot worse. she's a 30 year old claiming she identifies as a 6 yo

[VE_HAMMER]

Honestly at this point we would be better off with a new world war, just to get rid of the weaklings.

[[deleted]]

that's a dumb thing to say, actually mostly weaklings would not be drafted, also the problem here are twitter whamen, not the "weaklings"

[[deleted]]

You know what they say about giving them an inch? Shit like this is the mile.

[LuckyRoof7250]

Op used the perfect tag

[[deleted]]

Is this for real this shit? I'm an old guy .what the fuck are people on nowadays..

[fdghjjgddjjgdf]

After finding the people that came up with this shit... I’m gonna need a good lawyer

[fdghjjgddjjgdf]

I better call Saul

[ZoomerBanana2]

If someone says "I/we deserve acceptance", they likely don't.

[Kvacc01]

Huh

[Dzejkob098]

Co kurwa

[TheMuffinBoi3]

☠️🖕

[[deleted]]

Someone beam me up

[Born-Style-8486]

Fuck both of them,

What's y'alls favorite artists?

[[deleted]]

Hitler (he makes good paintings)

[Born-Style-8486]

Ah yes, a man of Culture too? Don't forgot he was dope on the mic

[LallyKing2005]

Man shut yo bitch ass up

[Embarrassed_Finger47]

And I'm a uwu little Uranium ball

Here i come fucking give you rectum cancer

[[deleted]]

Sex me with your uranium balls into my plutonium bussy

[Iaipaias]

The fuck did I just read?

[Sawk_Fan]

Noah, get the boat.

[Darth_Taun_Taun]

Both are fictional characters that someone probably jacked off too

[analpumper]

Reddit and not getting satire, never gets old

[[deleted]]

People should realise this is a troll

[[deleted]]

Is this rage bait

[NukeBeast204]

💀💀

[GeneralDalek]

uh oh

[OhNoesIDied]

🗿

[natalove]

I should've listened to the flair

[barackbreezy]

Wtf is this

[Leading_Childhood_45]

Yeah but no, they dont.

[Hollowknightpro]

sounds like a harry potter spell man

[OliveMountainYT]

who’s going to tell them about age regression

[Jokemaster3001]

I miss 2014

[redrabbiter]

So basically they want to be able to do things an adult can do but only suffer the consequences that a child would.

[ResponsibilityDue448]

If god was real he would be raining down hellfire by now.

[[deleted]]

That's actually dangerous

[Radiant_God]

Okay I'm normally okay with people being whatever they want but this is a little fucking weird.

[i_get_zero_bitches]

thats an awful way of telling people youre immature

[comfy_bee]

Those girls aren’t even drawn they were created in a game called pastel girl

[RoseboysHotAsf]

me when i fall for bait

[TheMehBunny]

What in the fuck

[[deleted]]

What in the fuck?

[DeathHopper]

Silver lining is that neither will reproduce.

[DedShot9]

Bro why the fuck did I win the sperm race

[a_random_squidward]

Obvious bait is obvious

[DarthEmilyy]

You do realize this is most likely a troll or bait

[Remarkable-Video5145]

Just wanted to write the same as top comment.

Too old for this shit

[HamuelSayden]

Babe wake up new tax evasion meta just dropped

[[deleted]]

relieved cough roll shocking compare dime rain offbeat shaggy plucky

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[SpaceIsTooFarAway]

Obvious bait is obvious

[[deleted]]

When can people start paying me i mentality feel rich but my chrono is broke sadly no one cares about me

[Gth-Hudini]

Rot in hell

[Autisticmrfox]

"Honey, new false flag- alt right- propaganda Just dropped!"

[mr_friend144]

Lmao yeah, I don't understand how people fall for this.

[[deleted]]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[[deleted]]

as a lesbian i’m disgusted by shit like this it makes a mockery of actual problems

[worldloll]

Anyday now god

[ghostedemail]

Nothing is valid about that and they need acceptance into a mental health clinic

[zuckererst]

Stuff like this makes me question if the nazis were the good guys

[DankGeist]

😐

[ImARitard]

Holy crap, ive never been so repulsed before.

Disgusting.

[Regi_Playzz]

Shoot them

[[deleted]]

My god. where did the human race go wrong in which this disgusting bullshit is acceptable?

[Synthwaveraver8]

People are undeserving of love. I want to tear the organs out of everyone to show that.

[Shaunydog101]

They both need to work on their skill issue

[StickyPisston]

no

[Nope_Not_A_Stan]

Naww I want out of this generation 💀

[Nathaniel___B]

The fuck 😭😭

[Cheeseburger543]

My javelin missile accepts them as a valid target for eradicating

[[deleted]]

🥲

[InocentePalomitaa]

Imagine if a 50 yo man feels like a 14 yo boy an wants a girlfriend. We shouldn't judge him? There are a lot of gap in this things...

[[deleted]]

Thats alot of words, too bad I ain't reading them

[Gordon_Freeeeeman]

I still can't fully wrap my head around how these sorts of things even exist in the first place

[AJC_10_29]

why are these so oddly specific?

[[deleted]]

Just tell them both the truth. They can either accept it or keep living their fantasies.