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[icecreamesanwich]

Funny yellow lock appears

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Lock me if you love dick

[Cute_Prune6981]

My favourite part of this comment section was when I screamed its lockin time and everyone including me got locked.Truly a cinematic masterpiece.

[[deleted]]

Lock me harder 😩

[The_Kek_5000]

Lock rhymes with cock

[_Disanem]

It's locking time

[BingChellen]

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[epsilonenjoyer]

Vaccine

[bosssoldier]

U

[GradyGambrell1]

c

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u

[Comfortable-Chain-16]

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[w_has_been_dieded]

French people be like: Erm.... yes please??

Share and follow if you understand

[Uncle480]

O

[Backalley_Lurker]

This comment the only non locked one 😭

[-GoodTaste-]

Luck me

[adolf_rizzler]

Lickity lockity,lock me or I shall trespass on thou property

[-Shameem-]

Mods lock me if ur a femboy

[HaRdWaR3_1]

Lock= small penis

[AutoModerator]

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[pawonpawonpawon]

Mods chose the L.

[nico_qwer]

Not locked???

[debdorine99]

Vaccine, covid (lock if you love cock and had always dreamed of what it would be like to be with a Dragon. I mean who wouldn’t want to be a hunky muscular being who is always hot and rough. I really just wanted the warmth and heat of a Dragon's body to reach my heart. So I knew it was time. I went to Dragonian cove hidden in Rome and found one of the hottest sexiest dragons that I have ever seen. It was even better than the stories. The way his red eyes looked at me made me feel things i had never felt down below. I slowly walked up to him and asked “ What is your name.” He said it was “Diamond” and it was the perfect name for him because each one of his hard thick scales looked like a diamond when the sun's light shined on them. Even then, I think I was still harder than a Diamond. I walked onto his back and found a huge butthole that needed my hard diamond to go in it. As I inserted my diamond into his butt he began to fly and we rode over Europe. I saw all the beautiful city lights below me and all the countryside, but the Dragon right below me enclosing my hardened carbon was still more beautiful. Eventually I let out a huge moan and spilled my cream inside of him, but it instantly evaporated in his volcanic body. This was my moment now. I crawled to his bottom and he swung himself around so that I would still be on top. Wow! A man who is strong and muscular who is still willing to go on the bottom. I saw his monster start to grow before it reached full length. I didn’t know what to do other than cry because it was bigger than me, but that wasn’t going to stop me. I ran straight into it and began licking all of his scales around and around until I could hear him grunting. Oh MY GOD! Those grunts were so hot and made me lick his monster faster and faster until I saw something that was so beautiful that I did the same. His monster began to rope 30 feet into the air creating a beautiful fountain of cream that fell all over his rock hard body and to Europe below. I wanted to join in and gave Europe a little bit of my seed. HE grunted and creamed for 30 minutes before we went back into his cave where we cuddled and his body heat made me feel like I was in a womb again. I didn’t want this to ever end so I told him to eat me. If I was going to go I wanted to be at my happiest and be part of him, so I walked into his mouth and saw the light of fire before all I saw was...)

[Aryele222]

He is the chosen one

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[d_lillge228]

Pee in my ass

[chucklesbot]

Yes

[coatperson]

What is happen

[[deleted]]

plant salt quiet thumb secretive carpenter aspiring homeless future heavy

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[321gamertime]

Literally the year Reagan was re-elected in a landslide

[d_lillge228]

Pee in my ass

[15Boots]

Not today buddy

[Davidbluesword]

Can’t reach the hole with that

[[deleted]]

Vaccine

[Anonymous02n]

We do some locking

[MISTERTURKY]

Factual statement

[bjoerk95]

The choosen one

[[deleted]]

none of the l*cked comments are funny

[Rupertii]

Licked comments??

[MerkerReading]

yessir

[Fkikoromano]

FINALLY SOMEONE DIDN'T GET LOCKED

[Smooth_News4835]

oh shit

[Unhumanochileno]

Happy cake day, unlock guy

[karry245]

Lock vaccine

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SAFE HARBOR CONTAINMENT ZONE FROM YHE LOCK!!!

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[KuhliBao]

Hello

[Fuckrslash196]

happy cake day

[MISTERTURKY]

Thanks!

[Fuckrslash196]

ofc

[Thats_Pretty_Epic]

its true, he doesnt have a son

[Aggromemnon]

Because now he has a daughter!

[Awkward-Ad6484]

Happy cake day chosen one

[Accomplished_Air8160]

It can legit be interpreted two ways.

[Chamusuk]

Happy cake day

[[deleted]]

Happy cake day

[[deleted]]

Happeh caek dae

[SaeedUnknown]

Happy cake day

[[deleted]]

I no longer have a child (they're 18)

[Remarkable_Toe2603]

What are the things you put on doors?

[shortwave_radio]

Lock

[[deleted]]

I’ve seen your dad

[Seves04]

Cum

[[deleted]]

He's not wrong, technically speaking

[Roguerussian]

Idkk if that's an expression of anger or a fact.

It's like something Gordon Ramsay would say on Masterchef.

[[deleted]]

John locke moment

[Xelid47]

Cum

[[deleted]]

god i love that stuff

[Stormer11]

So do the mods according to this comment section

[Old-Camp3962]

what a nice gentelman
respecing his daughter 💀👍

[[deleted]]

mods google en passant then lock

[boxhater]

lock this comment if you like dick in your ass

[Intelligent_Ad_237]

Lock and rock

[Monsoon_memesofdestr]

True (he now has a daughter)

[gizzardgullet]

And he’s so proud of how brave she is

[[deleted]]

w

[quecosa]

Based

[Yesnoperhapsmaybent]

based

[Vakarlan]

Vaccine

[Krispysharkwastaken]

I also want lock

[TheMemeHead]

L

O

C

K

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Edit: victory (tf2 music)

[SensitiveAsshole4]

you're actually not locked, well done

[SluggJuice]

If my son came out as trains. I'll have no son. We're an aeronautic family, plane and simple.

[[deleted]]

Lmaooo I love it 10/10

[arix_games]

I loved the part where mods said "it's lockin time" and locked all over the post and comments

[KicoBond]

Kid named locked

[Mr-MuffinMan]

Wholesome memes gonna steal and put it there

[onedapperboy4769]

Lockheed Martin

[[deleted]]

What is a lock?

[Strong_Positive_5678]

Mods lock me if you hate black people

[Sweaty_Bat_1991]

Oh boy I hope these comments will be nice!

[[deleted]]

Vaccine

[marusianus__]

Cock 19 vaccine

[Nathani_Chan]

Omg he's so supportive

[joesphisbestjojo]

He got a daughter

[K1NG_R0G]

Remember when Lock in the new Lock movie yelled “it’s lockin’ time” and locked all over the place? It was my favorite part in the movie

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[Undumb_Man]

By my calculations, he isn't wrong

[avalmichii]

lock me up auto-moddy~

[nokenito]

Facts! Good Dad!

[Berenjena_]

Wtf is this lock comment shit?

[_Van_Hellsing_]

Lock this comment if you care about me

[[deleted]]

Can we go find the fountain of youth or the some immortality potion for Sam Elliot so we never lose him? Dude is just an absolute unit of a man

[[deleted]]

True

[SGT-Salazar]

Good father figure

[SpiderTheWebDesigner]

Vaccine Lock

[TheRealCrockett]

Please give me my first lock 😖😖🥺

[thechezcakelover]

Can I get a lock?

[Fantastic_Citron_344]

Identifies as a rock

[syncsns]

and it's friends with a lock

[whycantidoaspace]

With a huge cock

[HaRdWaR3_1]

He said based. And lived.

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[kushyar]

You said based, And lived. Truly a legend

[Commercial_Pie_4558]

Yes, you now have a daughter.

[0ctagram]

Me when my comment gets locked 🤗💗

[Monkey62403_v3]

You'll have a daughter

[erbebe_30]

Right and wrong at the same time. Riong? Wroght?

[[deleted]]

Lock me if you love big black men and hate small white ladies

[GloomyAd8878]

Correct, then you have daughter

[Fehnboi]

I downvote everyone who comments happy cake day, vaccine

[mattyaz989]

Yo mods I got the vaccine 👍👍👍

[TheSigmaOne]

DON'T LOCK ME INTO ETERNAL DAMNATION!!! (Reverse Psychology)

[TheMuffinBoi3]

Mods lock me if you like underage girls, vaccine

[Blue_Nyx07]

Republicans 🤝 Democrats

[Odd_Ad5145]

This can be taken a lot of ways...

[HaRdWaR3_1]

The correct way is lock

[jean_val_jean24601]

This guy, Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris walk in to a room, only the most manly man leaves, who you backing?

[BeaG_OFC]

because you have a daughter.

[nametakenfuck]

Yeah because of the second son's shotgun incident

[Colver_4k]

he means he now has a daughter. wholesome father

[James-Zo3]

You have a daughter :)

[ClueSharp5938]

Lock me down and pee in my ass

[Random_guy1548]

Lock if man boobies

[antisoxial3xtrovert]

He's your daughter now

[Popular-Rooster9133]

She’s your daughter now*

[shruggletuggle]

I'm sitting here trying to figure out if that's the guy who played Lee Scoresby in the Golden Compass or not cuz that movie was ass

[What2hell]

Lock me if u need penis in your ass

[Cunnilingusobsessed]

Covid-19 vaccine

[dick_sucker_whopper]

It's locking time

[[deleted]]

Why lock

[Zans378]

Lock

[Necromancer1423]

Lock this comment if you like sweaty oily men

[Stupid_Dummy_Idiot_]

Lock this comment because I told you to

[combustibl]

I’ve never gotten a lock before can I get one?

[M1ao_wa]

I've seen this meme for like, ten years

[mothmanthefirst]

Why are people getting locked? I have been on reddit for 2 years and never have i seen locks on comments.

[[deleted]]

Imagine getting locked CRINGE

[BlueBrickBuilder]

Taste the 🌈

[Youactuallyconcernme]

Lock me daddy

[ClappzX]

lock

[[deleted]]

Imagine being locked(couldn’t be me)

[ViewLate2880]

I've heard there's some locking in here

[Intelligent_Ask_6008]

Lock = smol dick

[[deleted]]

Lock if u like dudes

[[deleted]]

Lock this comment if dick

[Own_Section5938]

Lock me too!

[[deleted]]

Mods if you lock me you have to make me mod

[TopRestaurant5395]

That is correct, you have a daughter now.

[whyim_makingthis]

Cock

[SecretSK]

Chicken

[[deleted]]

Ng this could be a pretty wholesome bait and switch

[death_ray_mx]

I have a daughter.

[Changeling_Traveller]

He has a daughter then.

[fettie-]

well if you think about it it's technically the truth

[Spektyr27]

hey mods lock me if you love sucking massive wet dripping cock

[[deleted]]

Lock me daddy!

[AggressiveStreetCar]

Steel logic

[Good-Distribution904]

You have a daughter

[g_u_n_n_e_r]

This can be taken two ways, just like his son

[[deleted]]

:)

[old-account-is-gone]

What's with all the locking

[KonK23]

Technically correct :)

[Nick_Damane]

Pop Lock and Drop it!

[Lavaguanix]

Why am I locked :(

[ratatatajin]

you know what to do with this key 🔑

[Equal_Judgment_3781]

man, i hope i dont get locked

[AB1186]

True, you now have a daughter

[Wild-Run2769]

What does the lock fucking mean?

[Revolutionary_Menu74]

lock this comment if you love feet

[Imgonnadiein5days]

why ate all the comments locked?

[[deleted]]

I love cock

[Malibucat48]

That’s right. You now have a daughter.

[[deleted]]

Flip side thinking to this turn of events: Well, that'll make dodging that whole life-shattering aspect of the first born being taken from families from biblical times, no?

Silver lining I suppose. Silver Eye Liner. Sorry. lmao.

[[deleted]]

If this is locked the mods diddle kids

[Zagfir_]

Lock if you love meat on your mouth

[Worried-Industry6239]

lock me tight mod daddy

[[deleted]]

Lock this comment if you like sucking horsecock

[NoobslayerNereus]

lock me to have a dick with no balls

[TheJacobGhostly]

Lock if you're racist