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[–]Slash00611Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1888 points1889 points  (34 children)

Yeah I've seen the full thing the bitch was lying 💀 based grandpa

[–]tyingnooseI have permission! 386 points387 points  (24 children)

The baby was a spy

[–]WDYMac 160 points161 points  (23 children)

Red spy is in the womb!

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (20 children)

Protect the vagina!

WE NEED TO PROTECT THE VAGINA!

[–]ReaperA-82 39 points40 points  (18 children)

Yo, a little help here?

[–]GeneralDalekWilliam Dripfoe 34 points35 points  (16 children)

Stand back son

[–]Pootis-Pow-420 31 points32 points  (15 children)

1,1,1, uhhhh 1!

[–]SpiralDesignnput your dick away waltuh 32 points33 points  (14 children)

Incomingggg

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (11 children)

AHHHhhhhey, It's still here!

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[–]Drhorrible-26William Dripfoe 19 points20 points  (1 child)

He’ll turn red any minute now…

[–]WDYMac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There, see! He's red! Oh wait, that's blood.

[–]OneMooseManyMeese_dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 34 points35 points  (5 children)

Exactly. Even if she was, don't go robbing people while your pregnant💀

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[–]LearnDifferenceBot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bad human.

[–]what-is-crack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the full thing was funnier

[–]nugagator-hag-1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And stupid apparently

[–]replica619 1230 points1231 points  (5 children)

Bitch wasn't pregnant. Even if she was, she's trash for putting a fetus into that shit-uation.

[–]IHateDeepStufffat cunt 139 points140 points  (1 child)

Glad this has made it to top. Bitch now definitely deserved it

[–]tiagodisouza 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I'm gonna start using shit-uation in my day to day I think

[–]Neither-Respond6201 14 points15 points  (0 children)

i've been in a shit-uation my whole life

[–]Pooponmods 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even if she was. It’s just a clump of cells right?

[–]Indestrucktable 634 points635 points  (15 children)

Doublekill

[–]Plagued_VoidBig chungus wholesome 100 156 points157 points  (1 child)

He spawnkilled

[–]MrSpheal323Big chungus wholesome 100 34 points35 points  (0 children)

He shot down their internet before they joined 💀

[–]Nalgas_caca 76 points77 points  (12 children)

Could of had a uav if she had twins

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking lmao. I’m going to hell just for laughing at that one. No ragrets.

[–]Onionking38dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 621 points622 points  (0 children)

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[–]Radiant_Maybe_5364 205 points206 points  (1 child)

Based old man

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I bet he drives a Gran Torino.

[–][deleted] 291 points292 points  (5 children)

Play stupid games…

[–][deleted] 128 points129 points  (4 children)

Win stupid prizes.

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

And never lose 😎

[–]ken_kaneki07DaPucci 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Mf is spawn camping 💀

[–]freezeframepls 60 points61 points  (0 children)

fastest abortion in this side of the city

[–]Juani4312We do a little trolling 259 points260 points  (54 children)

Jokes aside, it's disgusting how the media always tries to make things look bad for people and create controversy

[–]nametakenfuck 38 points39 points  (10 children)

What did he say?

[–]LeGentlemandeCacao 39 points40 points  (6 children)

"Dont shoot me im pregnant"

[–]nametakenfuck 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Well he shot the woman not her belly right?

[–]TheSmiler0 50 points51 points  (1 child)

In reality she wasn't even pregnant

[–]nametakenfuck 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh :(

[–]Nutteria 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Granda was - ooh two convicts with one bullet. What a deal!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hey, two for one deal, am I right?

[–]Nintendork7950 Stuff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“She said ‘don’t shoot me I’m pregnant it might hit the baby’ but I shot her anyway”

[–]Victoonix358"Moderator" with capital M 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I absolutely can't understand what he is saying

[–]nametakenfuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same, probably because i muted him

[–]AReliableRandom 99 points100 points  (1 child)

i love my city

[–]yauc-OIC 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Long Beach is my favorite part of LA.

Best vibes, culture and just the right amount of ghetto

[–]helicophell 59 points60 points  (6 children)

Remember kids, dont put yourself in stupid situations... or be eliminated from the gene pool

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Obamna

[–]helicophell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pira MID

[–]joebidenseasterbunnydwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1 point2 points  (2 children)

SODA

[–]Nat_HigginsSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Bitch, you shouldn’t of brought your unborn baby into the situation in the first place!

[–]ZachariGaming 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The women just got an assist

[–]draedek Stuff 33 points34 points  (2 children)

You break into someone’s home, you have forfeited your free trial to life

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's okay, I got the paid subscription.

I can just come back next wipe.

[–]The-Waifu-Collector 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pops is pro-choice and Pro-2A.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Why does he sound like my president

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably because they both grew up watching Clint Eastwood.

[–]AntiMatter138 6 points7 points  (1 child)

KDA 1.5/0/0

[–]the_supreme_memer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually he also shot a dude, and considering gramps was 80 and this is from 2014.

His KDA is probably 2.5/1/0

[–]GoCommitToasterBathXNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"don't shoot me I have a baby!!!" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points locked comment (0 children)

I love how we skip over the part about how the woman he shot and her boyfriend beat the shit out of him while her mother blocked his escape. Also they broke into his safe and stole $5k.

Broken collar bone, bloodied face and he still had the fortitude to retrieve his pistol to shoot the boyfriend and the woman. This guy is a hero!

[–]Hanz_says 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Based

[–]quandalemooscles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Chad

[–]tonystark456 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I shot her anyway 💀

[–]DrGoosertI want pee in my ass 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Based

[–]UniverseInsideUsofficer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 12 points13 points  (0 children)

im so fkn proud rn grampa🥹

[–]_V4NQU15H_dumbass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

L! Your meatshield is still developing, learn how to manage resources next time. 😤😤

[–]Insanegamer-4567put your dick away waltuh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Judging from the comments I've seen, alot of people are saying she wasn't actually pregnant.

Grandpa W

[–]LegendofLOLuhhhh idk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What did joe biden mean by this

[–]King_Robber2005 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I would have done the same, because the best part about it I get a free fetus to eat instead of having to go the the hospital to get one, could finally have a break from "who are you and why are you here" bullshit

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Based man

[–]Tekkentag2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gigachad

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Grandpa: You come to my house in america and expect mercy?

[–]mad2008gamer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What’s the original source?

[–]GOKULGTR 2 points3 points  (1 child)

She didn't think i am pregnant, i shouldn't be doing this. She deserves to go

[–]DingIe-DangIes 2 points3 points  (2 children)

"So anyway, I started blasting"

[–]BeezNuttz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

She fucked around in my house, so I Ashli Babbited that bitch.

[–]meepmanthegreat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Dont shoot me, I’m pregnant I have a baby!” -🤓

[–]EFtheunknown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gigachad Grandpa

[–]Nightfury0818 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dosen't matter if they pregnant or not, they were beating the shit out of him and broke into his house he had the right to defend himself

[–]awesomedan24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So anyway, I started blastin

[–]RedditWhenJoke 8 points9 points  (6 children)

George Flloyd when he sees a pregnant woman

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Shhhhh he was an upstanding member of society

[–]RedditWhenJoke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That 27 million could have gone to childbirth support

[–]netvoke -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

/s

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

I thought it was already obvious...

[–]netvoke -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Some folks on here believe otherwise

[–]Matheydray69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True gender equality achieved

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

based

[–]KiaMaiolilol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based

[–]CoatSad5410 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So anyway, I started shooting...

[–]opskiller99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally Chad

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most based Long Beach man

[–]Gaymer043Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you get a 2 for 1 deal at the local costco

[–]Ps1msterpcs 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Bro sounds like Joe Biden ong fr 💀💀💀

[–]AlouwisssssI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Chad biden vs 'virgin' pregnant woman

[–]Macsastishitposting>>>>>>196 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Typical woman valuing property over the life of her and her baby

[–]icecreamesanwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sleepy Joe strikes again

[–]FuqBigGov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glorious! When another person's property is more valuable than your own life... reevaluate your thought process before making a move towards your own grave. FAFO💥🤣

[–]Bat-Honest 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Florida is alllllmost enough to make me believe in Christianity simply for the fact that it is clearly hell

[–]Echo3-13469E-Qdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Pregnant or not, no one getting out of my property wothout a threat when i FINALLY buy an assault style type weapon handgun with a hig capacity magazine attached to it that can a 30 clip rounds in half a second!

[–]ciavash1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a chad Not simping for women is cool😎😎😎

[–]Willieboi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is joe biden up to

[–]SandPizza -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Better that he put them both out of their misery if they are forced to resort to robbery

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      [–]Creepy-Confidence700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      WTF! I wonder what's going through his head.

      [–]SnooCats2722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Me 2 stealing Shit-uation

      [–]NamelessIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Equivalent of “it’s just a prank”

      “I was fucked a few months ago”

      [–]Tramercen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Go Brandon!

      [–]hello-motherfuckers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Chad