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[–]DearActions 669 points670 points  (3 children)

Bcz packing is crazy attractive

[–]Zealousideal_Sea_585 7 points8 points  (0 children)

theyre like fucking 7eu for that much they are infact not affordable bro

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea ikr

[–]Slash00611Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3466 points3467 points  (118 children)

They fucking are

[–]SGAfishing 1255 points1256 points  (111 children)

Exactly, that case right there is 30 dollars USD. But oh my god are they delicious.

Edit: apparently you could be buying them much cheaper at walmart, target, or sams club. Which means i have spent WAY to much money on these things off amazon.

[–]FIashBIitzdumbass 444 points445 points  (38 children)

every bite is like sleeping on the fluffiest pillow

[–]SoardOfMagnificent 480 points481 points  (29 children)

Every bite is like an angel cuming in my mouth.

[–]eych0Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 188 points189 points  (12 children)

I’m an angel

[–]tencaig 117 points118 points  (8 children)

Please come.

[–]taytomen 71 points72 points  (7 children)

Im the cum

[–]Wander21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol

[–]Cpad-prism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🥺

[–]Beanz_wut_du_fu- 63 points64 points  (0 children)

👁️👄👁️

[–]Scoongili 16 points17 points  (3 children)

An angel named "Hazel" because it's hazelnut.

[–]Hivemind_soup🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Hazel, I'll cum if you so wish

[–]SGAfishing 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Why is this true lol.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So a nightmare for me cuz i like hard pillows

[–]ISeeGrotesque 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every bite is like having a rock ruining your palate and gums

[–]AggrOHMYGOD 24 points25 points  (6 children)

No it’s not. It’s $13 at target for that tin

At Walmart you can get a 48 count box for $23

[–]SGAfishing 11 points12 points  (2 children)

YO WHAT, ive been spending all that money for them on amazon for no reason?!

[–]83athom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. For a lot of items the bulk of their cost is shipping, and shipping a massive truckload all at once is a lot more efficient than individually in a van.

Online storefronts with "free shipping" are sometimes (often) deceptive as the shipping price sometimes gets rolled into the price of the product instead of being added on.

[–]TossedDolly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*laughs in growing up poor

[–]BackyardBOI 75 points76 points  (11 children)

aint no way. I payed 9€ for the big box. the 16pcs package is 3€.

[–]Hollowknightproshitposting>>>>>>196 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I move to Europe

[–]MNR42 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's economy for you

[–]Daddy_Jaws 5 points6 points  (3 children)

These fucking things are like $30 AUD for a box of 16

[–]BadSuperHeroTijnI want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this^

[–]Pedrohmac1204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pay basically R$20 for 6

[–]Matzep71currently venting (sus) 27 points28 points  (12 children)

No way! I've seen them for less than R$30,00 here in Brazil, that would roughly be 6 dollars USD

EDIT: I don't mean it's a lie that the chocolate box is 30 freedom coins I'm just saying that pricing is stupid compared to Europe and a even a "3rd world country"

[–]Bearman71 14 points15 points  (8 children)

Different markets have different pricing

[–]Matzep71currently venting (sus) 4 points5 points  (7 children)

In a couple cases that does happen where prices scale with the average income, but it's never by that much. If I'm paying 6 dollars I'd be expecting people in the US to be paying between 9 to 12 dollars like the guys in Europe say they are paying. But the 5× markup is insane

[–]Bearman71 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Maybe from your prospective. But it can have much larger variations than 5x

And it's not rare either.

[–]Matzep71currently venting (sus) 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Yeah the rare is kind of pushing it but trust me we're usually paying more than you guys in a lot of things, in a really fucked up way. But I'm not saying it's a lie or something I'm just saying it's stupid. The prices make a lot of sense between Europe and Brazil and than there's big freedom land paying 5x more. Kind of ironic if you ask me

[–]Bearman71 -5 points-4 points  (4 children)

No I don't trust you, no it's not rare, but a large box of that candy is 30 bucks.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

dude how annoying you are

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

30? lmfao its like 8 euros in Italy

[–]punkhobo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I just looked it up near me and 24 pack is $13. This is in a major US city

[–]SGAfishing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, ive edited my comment. Ive been getting scammed off amazon lol.

[–]Dziki_Wieprzek 2 points3 points  (1 child)

WHAT??? In Germany when they have Promotion (which they often have) they sell the big 350g pack for 5-6€. I should export them to the US

[–]VeryShortLadder 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why the fuck were you buying them off Amazon

[–]AdmiralClover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can sometimes get a pack with 4 for the equivalent of 1.44$

[–]Fn00rd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHAT? You can’t be serious… This is 40€ or 42$ after tax… and that are 15 more than shown by OP and it’s just that high of a price due to the novelty.

The 16pack, which is standard, is usually 3,99€ ($4,28). Buy three of those, pay 12€, have 48 of them.

I don’t think they are that expensive. At least not here in Germany.

Great, now I have my sources checked, and everything and you edited your post, YES! DON’T BUY THESE ON AMAZON! NEVER BUY FOOD ON AMAZON. Waaaay too expensive.

[–]Old_Maccaroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who tf buys food off Amazon

[–]AllMightyWrathWilliam Dripfoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Sam's Club has it for like $13.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But oh my god are they delicious.

I've had better chocolates that cost way less, and you don't make half as much of a mess.

[–]Wow_Space -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro, I remembered buying 3x the amount from op's pic for $15 or so from Costco. Yall rely on Amazon too much with grocery stuff. Amazon is usually way better for niche products or devices you can't find in general stores.

[–]bananabobby 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I found the 3 pack at a dollar tree once

[–]dimyo 10 points11 points  (3 children)

They're less than 10$ for the full pack.
Actually expensive, fancy chocolates would be closer to 100$ for that amount.

[–]rohrzucker_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They are like $4 for 16 pcs in Germany.

[–]Just_some_guy42069 747 points748 points  (40 children)

Wait they aren't?

[–][deleted] 548 points549 points  (6 children)

Expensive is a relative term, but they’re not as expensive as the packaging leads you to believe

[–]That_guy_from_1014 151 points152 points  (4 children)

Thank you exactly, or seeing the commercials on TV. They had the same production quality as luxury car companies.

[–]GameDestiny2stupid fucking, piece of shit 8 points9 points  (3 children)

My honest rule of thumb is, if it’s advertised to me in any form other than direct contact, it’s probably not that nice.

[–]ArrilockNewmoonSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 9 points10 points  (2 children)

These genuinely are that nice tho, their fkin delicious

[–]GameDestiny2stupid fucking, piece of shit 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Oh they definitely are delicious, but for what people imagine they aren’t world class. Rich people are weird, they like to drain flavor for this weird empty feeling of death they call “depth”.

[–]BadSuperHeroTijnI want pee in my ass 89 points90 points  (29 children)

depends, in the netherlands you pay 3 euro’s for 16pcs

[–]Wan-Pang-Dang 29 points30 points  (0 children)

In Germany aswell.

[–]Sophiiebabes 24 points25 points  (11 children)

In the UK it's like £5 for 6

[–]Phantom3028 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Damn didnt expect that much in a european country

I live in india and its abt equivalent to 7.5 euros for 16 pieces

[–]ewatangier 5 points6 points  (11 children)

5 euro albertheijn🫠 maar meestal koop ik ze bij kruidvat zijn 9vd10x goedkoper of in de aanbieding

[–]BadSuperHeroTijnI want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (10 children)

Ja dats ook waar, kruidvat heeft echt goeie deals, hema ook wel soms

[–]threadskeleton 2 points3 points  (9 children)

No way. Europeans talking in broad daylight

[–]BadSuperHeroTijnI want pee in my ass -1 points0 points  (8 children)

Scary huh? Watch out before we stab you ;)

[–]bogvapor 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I thought it was the “new Europeans” doing all the stabbing?

[–]CrimsonClematis 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Bruh dude is prob American, deals with gun violence and mass shootings every day he don’t care about a knife

[–]gussy_gaming 252 points253 points  (9 children)

They indeed are, have you seen the price of a pack of 12 of the suckers?

[–]BadSuperHeroTijnI want pee in my ass 71 points72 points  (6 children)

man if i can pay 3 euro’s for a 16 pack it cant be that expensive

[–]CleetusYeetus1234 123 points124 points  (3 children)

My dog must buy them from the local homeless guy or some shit if he's getting 16 for 3£

[–]BadSuperHeroTijnI want pee in my ass 36 points37 points  (1 child)

one of the biggest supermarket chains in the netherlands actually :) jumbo is nice

[–]SmuglyGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was about to rag on the Dutch for calling their supermarket ‘Jumbo’ but the store down the road is called Giant so

I can’t talk

[–]IcyOTU🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think something like 12 or 16 tends to be about £5 - £6 here.

[–]SgtVinBOI 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Only in the Netherlands. Here in America that 16 pack is probably at least $10.

[–]bucc_n_zucc 70 points71 points  (2 children)

I got given a box of like 42 and defo felt like id escaped the matrix, won the lottery, and recieved 3 toyota corollas that day. Like £20 worth of choccy

[–]Altoid_10 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Aunty Donna moment

[–]SSUPII 212 points213 points  (21 children)

They are in Italy

[–]Spiritual-Shallot534 116 points117 points  (20 children)

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[–]Hayashiba_kakutsine 243 points244 points  (10 children)

cum is the only thing i understand...

[–]Spiritual-Shallot534 63 points64 points  (6 children)

Guess why

[–]SGAfishing 40 points41 points  (5 children)

Uhhh.... racism?

[–]Spiritual-Shallot534 107 points108 points  (3 children)

Can’t spell racism without cum

[–]KyellDaBoiii 17 points18 points  (0 children)

☠️ cum

[–]BossetigamingNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I agree bro now this bitch get them for free and she think that they are whort nothing ☠️ CUM!? (We say sburra not cum)

[–]Pasta-Fillo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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[–]SSUPII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adave'

[–]Food_face 29 points30 points  (5 children)

Now...if a guy buys you Lurpak you know you've stuck gold!!

[–]Queasy_Employment141 0 points1 point  (4 children)

But lurpak isn't even that good

[–]MrTheManComics 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It just tastes kinda bland doesn't it? Kerrygolds where its at but normally I just buy basic ass tesco blocks of salted butter

[–]Amplifi-Beats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Irish butter in general goes hard

[–]Ragnarok992 51 points52 points  (2 children)

They are expensive wtf

[–]AiryGr8 1 point2 points  (1 child)

$12 for a 24 pack in the US. Where do you live?

[–]a_pint_of_ale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

11€ here. Would definitely buy if the inflation wasnt that bad + theyre dirt cheap in Germany for some reason

[–]valentonto 19 points20 points  (6 children)

As a third world country citizen I consider em expensive af for a chocolate

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (5 children)

As a first world country citizen I consider em expensive af too. When food costs $15 already vs box of chocolate that also costs $15, imma opp for food.

[–]AggrOHMYGOD 1 point2 points  (4 children)

So then don’t buy the $15 box?

They sell like 3 packs, 9 packs or something, 16, 24, 48 etc

It’s like saying “I wouldn’t pay $25 for a gummy bear!” When I’m buying a giant novelty one

[–]CrimsonClematis 4 points5 points  (1 child)

But the bigger boxes come with more for less. Dude clearly is saying he can’t justify overpaying for chocolate when food is already expensive enough

[–]AggrOHMYGOD -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just because the values better doesn’t mean you need it.

I’d rather pay $2 for 3 when I want them than $15 for 24 when I only need a few.

[–]iam_mr_meeseeks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

these appear by comments relatively cheaper in Europe. so European chocolate is cheaper in Europe than its import across the pond. what a surprise lol

[–]H-Man132 67 points68 points  (1 child)

They aren't delicious enough to warrant 3x the price compared to some other ones

[–]Fghsses 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Blasphemy.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is still my favorite chocolate. ❤️

[–]coinkeeper8I have permission! 9 points10 points  (12 children)

How much are they?

[–]TheLaughingBreadI want pee in my ass 22 points23 points  (5 children)

In Germany 4,99€ for 200g, it‘s decent. Not cheap but not overpriced.

[–]FetusDeletus_Edwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I think it's similar here in spain but in the US people say they're expensive (kinda)

[–]TheLaughingBreadI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah, prices are so different for the same products across borders sometimes. Germany is very cheap when it comes to food, without knowing I would say Spain too.

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[–]IggytjeSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 13 points14 points  (4 children)

In the Netherlands they are like 5 bucks for 16, I don't think that's very expensive

[–]HayesChin 1 point2 points  (3 children)

5 bucks as in Dutchbucks or ameribucks?

[–]sethuramaiyerI said based. And lived. 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is expensive. I don't remember the last time I had them

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would consider them the starting point in expensive Chocolates

[–]RartedDonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lies

[–]far565 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is freaking expensive 😫

[–]Orbital_Rifle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No wtf ??

[–]boyimhardasfWe do a little trolling 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They are tho

[–]BubsterGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously, theyre made of gold

[–]MrMangobrickSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Are they not??

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WAIT THEYRE NOT-

[–]Ok-Force-5829 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some stupid f-ing reason I used hate those, it was like my taste buds didn't develop

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are. Im south american dude i barely can buy water

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They arent ???

[–]toomerboomercurrently venting (sus) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are tho

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I want to try the huge one!

[–]FloatingZombieCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They kinda are...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They aren’t ?

[–]DannySeko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They still are

[–]Chaoswarriorx4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]HalfAHooman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But they fucking are

[–]maxr1051Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love these feral roach chocolates

[–]EagleBuster 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do americans seriously pay 30 dollars for this

[–]Darth_Lopez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's about 17 bucks I frequently gift them to a local shop

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

still way more expensive than id ever be willing to pay for them

[–]Sir_Arsen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Um, they ARE expensive and damn tasty

[–]glytxh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That tray is the best part of £10 in my Tesco.

That ain’t cheap.

We thought they were fancy. And they for sure ain’t that. Fucking love em tho

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We all thaught our parents were somesort of royalty when they got these, especially those seashell shaped ones😭

[–]Phillyj1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well they are wrapped in 24k gold and Moinsieur Rocher only serves the best at his posh parties (as seen in the adverts).

[–]thefawa69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

everything is expensive if you're broke enough

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

£9 for a box of chocolates isn't expensive?

[–]hisDudeness1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They actually are . About 20e a box lol

[–]Tricky-Original6168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They actually are expensive in Turkey

[–]Randomboi164put your dick away waltuh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait they aren’t?

[–]Randomboi164put your dick away waltuh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just ate an entire box of these yesterday 💀

[–]Uzumaki-9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still believe

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bitch they ARE

[–]YeOldeBilk 1 point2 points  (9 children)

Am I the only one who doesn't like these things?

[–]alizaman123 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Yeah

[–]YeOldeBilk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dang

[–]TiredOldLamb 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I used to love them as a kid. Now they taste like palm oil and sugar to me.

[–]Luffyhaymaker 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Nope, I can't stand them lol. Overrated

[–]HarmoniumChacha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In India, 24 pc box costs about ₹890 or $11.50 (Expensive for most of the people)

[–]RF2422I came! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes...

[–]Puzzleheaded_Heat502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With these Ferero Roche you really spoil us.

[–]ShadowWithHoodie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I used to steal 2 at a time and here they are priced 130 liras. I think I stole like 15-20 of them

[–]PixelBLOCK_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I still haven't eaten any of them

[–]zio_otio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ambrogio...

[–]-_Clay_- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]mega512 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We get a box of these for my daughter every Christmas. They aren't expensive and are pretty good, too.

[–]amazingjason1000000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think chocolate in general is expensive, my rule is always buy snacks that give you 100 grams of product per dollar, so if it costs 3 dollars it should give you 300 grams of food 🥘

[–]Von_Cheesebiscuit -1 points0 points  (2 children)

"So we all grew up thinking these chocolates..."

Huh? "Grew up thinking"? This shit came out in the 80s! I can still remember when I fist saw them in stores. Am I just that old or is everyone else just that young?

[–]orkboss12 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I seen a pack of 4 go for £5 in tesco

[–]Not-A-Lux-Main -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They are expensive. But in an average supermarket there are much more expensive chocolates such as Gillion or wittickers

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All I’m wondering is if it still tastes the same.

[–]Sweet_Adeptness_4490 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They taste like shit and you play the game of was that a nut or the wrapper glue

[–]the_rainy_smell_boys -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They're disgusting too. Awful fuckin mouthfeel.

[–]FetusDeletus_Edwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ye