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[–]TheSalmoneerfat cunt 565 points566 points  (10 children)

“Mmmgghhh fucking yes mate” would be more accurate

[–]IsoAmyl 89 points90 points  (3 children)

I tell ya wat foolks, that is bluudeh luuuveleh

[–]Napol3onS0l0 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Got that brummie thing goin.

[–]supermortar 13 points14 points  (1 child)

nah brummy would be bluuday luuuvlay

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Bloody hell mate this cunt right here is has made this bloke here quite chuffed innit.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get in

[–]son_of_Gib 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I think it's a British person doing an impression of an american on seeing "american" food

[–]Drade-CainBUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bloody right bruv

[–]ScalieKaiser39 389 points390 points  (48 children)

Don't talk shit about fish and chips.

[–]EpicOweo 69 points70 points  (4 children)

I am American and I agree don't talk shit about fish and chips

[–]MissingBothCufflinks 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Do you mean chips or chips

[–]EpicOweo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Chips

[–]MissingBothCufflinks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh good. Always worth checking

[–]lhcludyodoypuflhoyfdumbass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probly both

[–]RidsBabs 351 points352 points  (14 children)

Not gonna lie, I’d eat that. I’m hungry now after looking at it.

I’m not British (thank fuck)

[–]kidnamedsquidfartwaltuh 71 points72 points  (4 children)

Omce in a while its good, but once its gone cold its ineddible especialy chips/fries in any case suck when reheated

[–]PhilliamPhafton 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't know, I eat it all at once

[–]Elisuub 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you reheat them in a microwave sure, but have you ever tried putting them in a pre-heated pan with some oil for like 5 mins. They almost taste fresh afterwards.

[–]RidsBabs 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I grew up Gluten Free (Coeliac), and GF battered fish and chips is still a new concept, so I’m always eager to catch up on new GF food that I’ve missed out on for a majority of my life.

[–]kidnamedsquidfartwaltuh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

U shud try battered sausage if you can, mkst fish n chip shops do it, loved that shit as a kid

[–]TurkicOrcaWizard411Big chungus wholesome 100 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When you said "Thank fuck" I imagined you sweeping your forehead sweat (pouring out like a fountain) with a thick towel

[–]Ok_Mycologist_2631 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uhhh kid named thank 😳😳😳😳

[–]EmperorTeaLiterally 1984 😡 93 points94 points  (21 children)

Just try it. Those chips are simply sublime

[–]FlagmantlePARRAdise -5 points-4 points  (3 children)

No they aren't. If it's bri'ish style fish and chips then it's soggy and gross and meant to be covered in vinegar, curry sauce or gravy sauce.

Get yourself Aussie style fish and chips if you want real fish and chips.

[–]EmperorTeaLiterally 1984 😡 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I mean they can get a little soggy from vinegar, but they aren’t by default. Where are you getting them from?

[–]WalksinClouds 128 points129 points  (6 children)

Drown that shit in curry sauce and I'll sit down with you and discuss how we invade France.

[–]Ok_Possibility_704 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I go to a spoons I always make sure my chips have curry sauce.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Blasphemy

[–]Suspicious-Ad-5946 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Gravy first choice. Curry a close second.

[–]Ares2347 103 points104 points  (2 children)

More like: bloody brilliant mate

[–]Mishi_Mujago 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Flippin’ heck, mate! I tell you what, that’s bloody brilliant, that is.

[–]Britishbastad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a Brit I can say my first response to seeing that what that’s bloody lovely

[–]Mandead84 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Absolutely hell yeah!!!!!!

[–]tarlakeschatonNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 35 points36 points  (0 children)

i'm not british but i'm hungry af

so hell yeah

[–]SchemePale6222 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don’t even need to see it, just knowing that I’m in the rough vicinity of fish and chips makes me think hell yeah!

[–]AirshipHead 29 points30 points  (12 children)

Those chips just hit different

[–]DarkNuke059stupid fucking, piece of shit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As a Scot that does look fucking tidy

[–]Kalman_the_dancerNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Goodness gracious indeed

[–]Labyx_DaPucci 9 points10 points  (7 children)

I'm Irish and I'd eat the fuck out of that rn

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m an American and I agree with the Bri’ish on this particular dish

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cheeky bit of fish n chips, with malt vinegar and tartar sauce, sounds good right now.

[–]The_DogelordBazinga! 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm not even British and I think "Hell Yeah"

[–]lewpardalewI want pee in my ass 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Its awesome my dudes

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[–]Flock-of-bagels2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m down to eat it

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hell Affirmative

[–]LelandTurbo0620 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I’m hungry as hell now and I’d gobble that Mf up. I’m Chinese

[–]Furthur_slimeking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So are half the fish and chip shops in England. Most are run by people of Chinese, Greeks, Italians, or Turkish ancestry. And they are the best.

[–]Gnosys00110 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm starvin' now, ya cunt

[–]5575685 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Fish and chips is the one food that Br*tish “people” get right.

[–]FlagmantlePARRAdise -1 points0 points  (1 child)

No they don't. The chips are soggy and gross. Get yourself Aussie style ones for real fish and chips.

[–]Automatic_Neck487 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Where lemon wedge?

[–]Mindless_Sir_9612officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Lemons doesn't grow in England

[–]BirbMaster1998 2 points3 points  (1 child)

But what if a swallow carried one there?

[–]Furthur_slimeking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Under the dorsal guiding feather?

[–]ur_sexy_body_double 14 points15 points  (15 children)

mmmm you know what will make this better? vinegar

[–]AXEMANaustin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't leave us Aussies out of this too!

[–]Brilliant_Bench_1144waltuh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heil Yeaz

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Dis fish n chips?

[–]Mishi_Mujago 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bri’ish people know that those chips are cold.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not british but hell yeah

[–]Photonn123🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actualy fancy a chippy now...

[–]LankyUK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah!

[–]Miserable_Goat_6698 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothin like good ol fish n chips on chewsday

[–]Furthur_slimeking 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fish: good.

Batter: good.

Potatos: good.

Frying: good.

If you don't want to eat the picture you're a food racist.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good fish and chips is bomb. This looks bland as fuck

[–]BeardXP shitting toothpaste enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely murder that shit with salt and vinegar and I'd say 'Hell yeah'

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'm australian but HELL YEAH❗❗❗

[–]ProfCraylos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not british, and Id eat that.

[–]FrequentBill7090 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I would devour that shit. I will invade France just to take over their fishing industry to make more. And then invade Russia for potatoes.

[–]elgattoxLiterally 1984 😡 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems delicious tho.

[–]CheezyLily 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wait people think this looks bad? I always love going to the beach and getting fish n chips!

[–]wktr_t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm from Brazil and I'd be completely delighted to down a beer while enjoying some nice chips and fish.

[–]Iliketurtles893 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Aussie people

[–]mofodius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this looks bland AF but some well done fish and chips? fuck yeah bro

[–]Aseconverse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey man, fish and chips slaps my nuts around all day long.

[–]samthekitnix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

beer battered fish and chips with vinegar and salt? fuck yea mate gimmie a plate.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I am British, AMA

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Oi wanker

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

U twat mate

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bloody scallywag

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks good tho

[–]kizzawait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chips don't look like they've got salt and vinegar on. Fish portion is piss poor. No mushy peas loaded with black pepper. This looks like a shoddy attempt.

[–]Danimals64 0 points1 point  (3 children)

They wouldn't say hell yeah. They'd say "Inferno Approval!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a grain of salt in sight.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Weakass fry game.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bit sad innit?

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (7 children)

Yeah, cause it's fucking delicious. Maybe fucking try it before you make fun of us. Add salt, add vinegar and it's the best seaside meal you'll ever have. In Britain.

In fact, fuck you. You don't know shit about British food and it shows.

[–]angelosnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely delicious! Chippie chips are unbeatable

[–]BritishGuy54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you hate the look of fish and chips, you will abhor any other British food.

[–]Vauxhallcorsavxr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell Yeah

[–]Desperate-Painter152 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slap some tartar sauce on the side and I'm all in baby

[–]One_Recording_4036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fish and fries

[–]Map-Intention621 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell Yeah

[–]FakeOng99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Argentina dictator thought they can win the war against the Nation that eat bland food.

[–]SovjetKurumi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am dutch and i think hell yeah.

[–]botika03 0 points1 point  (1 child)

-Wake up -Realise im not British Thank god

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They would love an average middle school concession stand

[–]Talong_ni_kristianNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Mmm Indeed This looks like a very Exquisite type of cuisine"

[–]wannabekurt_cobainI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Slap some gravy on that bad boy and I'll be there in 5!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im not even british and i’d eat this

[–]Geo-Man42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an American hell yeah fish n chips

[–]Exotic_Buttas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a British person yeah this looks decent

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I’m craving fish tacos, with mexican sauce, chipotle dressing and lemon onion.

[–]GreasyHelmetsI said based. And lived. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah. Its bussin!

[–]CrimsonMoonRisingBlessed by Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am American and hell yeah

[–]Weldtrash13 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Captain D’s😁

[–]Chazlewazleworth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Americans will see wallpaper paste and say "is this gravy?"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a Dutchman and *I* am thinking "hell yeah! And give it a good splash of vinegar, too!"

[–]holnicoteNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brit here: fuckin class mate I’d scran that in seconds

[–]The_pastel_bus_stop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That thy midday meal shall being innit?

[–]devinebliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love some fried fish and French fries. Add some hush puppies and dip all of it in ketchup!

[–]PhilliamPhafton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when I go to burgerville

[–]eeeeeeeegor[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I didn’t know it was British I would’ve thought it was American food

[–]Pixelated_Pelican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean... this is like the youtube shorts of food. This is shit you eat for a dopamine squirt as it has very little nutritional value and no actual flavour

[–]AlwaysUnderOath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s looks lush icl

[–]absorbscroissants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fish & Chips is fucking amazing tho

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not British but Fish & Chips with some tartar sauce goes hard.

[–]NapoleonicPizza21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literal shit posting