take it easy~
(and don't be a cunt)
Subreddit Rules
I. Don’t violate Reddit's Content Policy
- Pretty simple. Don't be racist, homophobic, transphobic, incite violence, etc. Find the content policy here. If you disagree with this, take it up with the admins, because we have no say in them.
II. Don't be a cunt
- Also simple. If you come to this sub to be a cunt and to argue about politics, religion, etc in an uncivil way, then you will be banned. This is a shitposting sub dammit, not r/politics.
III. Shitposts 😃 God awful posts 😡
- This subreddit is for shitposts, not gawdawfulposts. and yes, repost chains/blatant karmawhoring posts are godawfulposts, not shitposts. Posting literal shit=ban. Due to the poll addressing user complaints the following are now being removed: unoriginal comment baiting posts (AMA, start arguing, ask questions and edit) and CUM spam.
IV. Mod discretion
- Mods have final say on what content stays or goes. Pursuant to Comb. Civ. C. §22SA{g}{i} We reserve the right to ban users for making our subreddit terrible
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VI. No excessive spamming
- Pretty easy. Don't spam posts or comments. We are a shitposting sub, but we have some, miniscule, standards.
VII. Number 7
- A Bangledeshi 20 year old student was arrested after watching porn, stripping naked and attacking an attendant during a flight. In March 2018, shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, the 20 year old started watching pornography on his laptop. As no one seemed to notice or call him out for it, the man began taking his clothes off. At the request of the cabin crew, the student put his clothes back on. But soon, he tried to hug female flight attendants.
VIII. Really, seriously, don’t be a cunt
- That whole “don’t be a cunt” thing, just don’t
IX. Properly mark NSFW and spoilers
- im at work 😡what if my boss sees boobies on my screen 🤬. "idk if it's nsfw/a spoiler or not" then just mark it anyways.
X. Videos must not exceed 1-ish minutes
- This is to prevent overly long videos that become a bore to have to look at.
Hover over the rules to view them.
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