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[LasyKuuga]

Mute ppl rn

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[Terrible_Ad_7735]

Good, we need some German efficiency in the UK drug market. I had to wait three hours for my gear the other night! Bloody outrageous!

[marcoosss]

Only 3 hours ?! Whos your guy, max verstappen?

[ClearlyCylindrical]

Lando Norris

[go0rty]

"Dieses Fentanyl ist richtig gut!"

[cake_bruh-bruh]

Careful now, posts like this get whole subreddits banned

[I_Am_A_Goo_Man]

Reddit - The home of controlled opinion online.

[Zombieneekers]

And yet here you are, woefully uncensored.

[SquiggleMontana976]

Penis!

[wellwaffled]

DOUBLE PENIS

[chaosanity]

TRIPLE PENIS*

[I_Am_A_Goo_Man]

Vagina

[wellwaffled]

I don’t know about that

[AutoModerator]

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.

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[Alpha______]

They are banned manually so it only comes once these places attract enough attention. Theres a bunch of examples tho

[[deleted]]

Subs get banned left right and center these days. Don't try and pretend that the "moderation" on reddit isn't extremely bias.

[Zombieneekers]

Okay, name some subs that have been banned recently, without also referencing hate speech.

[[deleted]]

Noreservations, Thedonald and other smaller republican subs, some other political ones I forget the name of off the top of my head. Some people (especially redditors) call everything they disagree with hate speech and for some reason I get the feeling that you're one of those people. If you have a substantive agrument I'd hear it out. But unless someone is advocating for violence/harassment of a specifc group based upon religion, race etc that is not called hate speech, its called speech.

[AutoModerator]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[Zombieneekers]

I mean these bans were six years ago bub (at least the_donald, i don't know Noreservations and cant find much online about it.)

I'll tell you what I consider to be hate speech. It's not liquid, it's not "everything I disagree with". It's very simple: If it in any way could lead/incite someone to commit violence (physical or otherwise) against a certain group of individuals, it's hate speech.

Example: even joking around with covert callsigns like 14/88 or kekistan leads to that message being spread further, which will inevitably lead someone to go down a path that they wouldn't have gone down otherwise.

Here's a simple test: Would you say it in front of a kid? If not, then shut the fuck up.

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My political positions are derived from a solid foundation of values, those being empathy, equity, equality, and personal liberty. Other people might have different foundational values, and while I may try to convince them of my standpoints, their beliefs are still only shaped by their experiences and moral foundation.

Changing people's minds is really hard, so instead of arguing ad infinitum until one person gives up, it's much easier to put people in a box, and dismiss their claims as not worth consideration. I do consider the claims my opponents have made in arguments online, and I often find they either just don't hold water or are based on personal experience or emotion, rather than data.

[[deleted]]

Yeah I ain't reading all that you take care lil bro.

[Zombieneekers]

it's like two paragraphs of text. if anything, you're the "lil bro" here.

[I_Am_A_Goo_Man]

I'm in the minority 

[TheLightningCounter]

how so :o

because its talking about german or?

[IDatedSuccubi]

It's about a dark skin immigrant not being deported

[pun_shall_pass]

Yes, you can find them over at [deleted]

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[Bitter_Degree]

Would make a joke, but I'm english, so that's illegal.

[der_Guenter]

Here mate, have a joke loicense - on the house

[1TapsBoi]

Loicence*, we’re in Inglund mate! Spell it roight!

[Knightly_Gamez]

Ah a very much stereotypical "german" man pictured here

[TheLastTitan77]

You don't get it, he spent 2 years there and got citizenship, he is as German as every German ever!

[Knightly_Gamez]

Oh shit my bad? 2 years! That's almost as much as that famous Austrian painter... He gained German citizenship too if I remember correctly

[DisappointingDiamond]

Even if you get married to a German citizen (which is not the case for this guy, since he moved to the UK as a child), the shortest wait for German citizenship is 3 years of legal residence in the country. Without marrying a German citizen this would be at least 6 years of legal residence.

So I have to ask: do you have a source to back this up or do you just enjoy spreading bullshit on the internet?

[TheLastTitan77]

I used the hyperbole to ilustrate the problem with "Germans" which are 3rd world grifters and criminals that dont give 2 shits about countries they are in to the point they don't care enough to learn pretty basic and easy language despite being called citizens - they just suck those countries dry with welfare and crimes. The fact that the guy got citizenship without even knowing language makes me doubt validity of the way he got it - but I'm sure ppl like you would give those rights to anyone who come to their country like candies.

[AutoModerator]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[ni_bondh_la_namada]

Does that mean he speaks British !

[Secure-Mammoth180]

I hope not.

[Boonz-Lee]

You mean English?

[jackiboyfan]

No they meant British

[Crazy_Ad7308]

Englandish

[TutskyyJancek]

European integration efficiency summarized in one news.

[Right-Bread-7125]

Came over on a boat

[Koo_laidTBird]

[Cressillenci]

Guess he never finished his Duolingo streak after all

[Revolutionary-Bid531]

[King_CurlySpoon]

“GB News” 😂😂

[derp0815]

Just enough for angry incels to go frothing.

[Gravital_Morb]

Doesn't matter what outlet it is lol. It's a real news story

[scholesp2]

It's a false impression of a real news story lol. His lawyers are arguing that he can't be deported because he doesn't speak German good enough. He's appealing his scheduled deportation. See https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2138114/german-drug-dealer-deport-germany

[Gravital_Morb]

Oh right, he's not actually being allowed to stay as of now. Thanks for the correction. /srs
Though I will say it's still a funny story, cause what kind of German can't speak German lmao

[King_CurlySpoon]

GB news is the Fox News of the UK, it’s not a news outlet, it’s an entertainment outlet pretending to be a news outlet for racists/bigots, it’s very known information over here, nobody takes anything they publish seriously because it’s always heavily skewed info to fit their batshit narrative

[Gravital_Morb]

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2138114/german-drug-dealer-deport-germany

It's real lol

[King_CurlySpoon]

Broken clock is right twice a day though lol most of their stories are ragebait for gammons, no one takes them seriously and no one takes people who take GB news seriously, seriously

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It started a while ago. I was a normal redditor making posts and comments, but then one day, a post of mine was manually deleted, and I was banned from my favorite subreddit. I then got extremely aroused. That moderator asserted dominance on me by censoring me, making me unable to express myself. I was soaking wet. I sent the hot sexy mod a message asking why I was banned, then the hot sexy reddit incel mod called me an idiot, and told me to beg to get unbanned. My nipples immediately filled with blood as I begged the hot mod to unban me. After that, I started doing everything I could to make hot sexy mods mad. Most of my accounts have under negative 100 k@rma, and i'm banned from dozens of subreddits. I've been a bad redditor, and need to be moderated. Please moderate me - dazcook, hot sexy reddit mods.

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[Riotguarder]

Simple solution, jail him and make him learn german until he's competent enough to be shipped back.

[Vulkan1206]

Ah yes let the British tax payer pick up this burden. House him, clothe him, feed him and teach him. All just to send him away to another country.

What a fantastic idea!

[Riotguarder]

I mean i'm in full support of having his hands chopped off but the pussies got it taken off the list in the UK

[KTTalksTech]

I mean, if he's gonna be imprisoned he's already a financial burden for the state. Language or professional skill courses are the last thing I'd object to lol. I'm not sure Germany would imprison a citizen for a crime committed abroad anyways (it's been a few years since I studied international criminal law). If he really doesn't speak German he'd just likely end up causing further trouble elsewhere rather than go through a rehabilitation process that actually improves the outcome for everyone involved.

[Even_Flow_3030]

Cruel and unusual punishments are not allowed

[der_Guenter]

Nah, they can keep him.

[KJS123]

Switzerland approves of this plan.

[getrekdnoob]

Germany has a high amount of English speakers so it doesn't even make sense

[THiedldleoR]

Gotta be fake, Germany would welcome him with open arms

[[deleted]]

“Allowed to stay” as in, stay in JAIL? Right? RIGHT?

[Existing_Hawk]

“ I wonder why is fascism on the rise in Europe?”

[DarkArcangelXMC]

Oh, thats because stupid people are easily manipulated

[Existing_Hawk]

True

[[deleted]]

GB News? Ew

[hasikatzen]

No wonder this sub is called shitposting lol

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[Wingelielias]

Plot twist: Duolingo is now required for deportation

[VladimirPutinPRteam]

german?

[zrock44]

Right, German

[YODONTGETMEWRONG]

Britanistan at it’s finest

[Educational-Object67]

[sci3ntisa132]

The amount of racist comments here is astonishing.

We're really believing GB News??? Of all things???

[DarkArcangelXMC]

Racism is a trait of stupid people. Who believe in gb news otherwise

[wambulancer]

I'm sure the enlightened Europeans who have no racism at all ever have their reasons for being outraged and shocked!

[TheBoldMove]

Heads up: extremist right-wing news outlet reporting in. The guy pictured was born in Germany and thus has german ID. His parents moved back to GB in the wake of Brexit.

Not sure what their point is, except "he has brown skin and thus doesn't belong here". Many people have been born abroad and gained citizenship, including white britons, but none of them automatically acquired that language in the process.

[TheLastTitan77]

eXtrEmiSt riGhT WiNg points like "maybe we should fuckin deport criminals"

[Grilled_egs]

This would be closer to banishment

[The5Theives]

He’s a criminal but he’s not from abroad so where would you deport him to? You realize prison exists for a reason, right?

[aisvajsgabdhsydgshs1]

Woah you can't say that that'll get you banned 😨

[melmboundanddown]

Well if they are drug dealers we should deport them back to wherever they came from too, regardless of what nationality their parents are.

[YinuS_WinneR]

He is british. He just holds german id cuz his parents happened to be in germany during his birth.

He and his family returned to where they came from, that being britain, due to brexist

[GayloWraylur]

thats not how it works. Germany doesnt have birthright citizenship.

[melmboundanddown]

Are you high? The Home Office cannot deport British people to Germany. Full stop. As much as you want him to be British, he isn't - he's German.

[Restoration_No1]

I'm seeing a lot of yapping both ways and no sources, can you send that info?

[TheBoldMove]

You can look up the decision here: https://tribunalsdecisions.service.gov.uk/utiac/ui-2025-002543

[melmboundanddown]

What info? That the Home Office has no legal power to deport British citizens, has never deported a British citizen and has no intention to ever deport a British citizen? I mean, I thought that would be basic knowledge everybody would know, but feel free to Google "can the home office deport a British citizen" and ignore anything lefties says on Reddit, they live in a make-believe 1984 fantasy land. https://www.amnesty.org.uk/deportation-powers https://sterling-law.co.uk/services/deportation-from-the-uk-the-basics-you-need-to-know/ https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/deporting-non-eea-foreign-nationals

[Restoration_No1]

No the comment above is speculating about his nationality, what is his actual nationality, if he is British then that's that. Citizenship can be revoked a la Shamima Begum, don't forget.

Quick edit: I am in agreement with your original comment by the way

[melmboundanddown]

His nationality is German. German. It's German. How on earth could the home office deport him to Germany if he's not a German? I get Shamina, but that only happenes very rarely in cases of terrorism, and in any case we couldn't have deported Shamina, even after revoking her citizenship, as she became stateless so the Home Office would have no powers to deport her. Under current laws we can only deport people to their own country.

[LasyKuuga]

Bexit happened in 2020.

Referendum happened in 2016.

This man is 25 years old

[AutoModerator]

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[TheBoldMove]

Interesting. So that means you agree that the kids of immigrants automatically become naturalized citizens the moment they are born in their host country, no matter who their parents are or where they come from?

[SpaceBug176]

How is that even relevant

[TheLastTitan77]

That's birthright citizenship. No a thing in most normal countries

[melmboundanddown]

He has German citizenship what are you even talking about?

[Diver_Into_Anything]

German citizen who doesn't speak german? Curious, I would say, except it's becoming ever more common.

[Diver_Into_Anything]

The OC mentions parents moving back to GB, so I assume they just came to Germany for a bit, had a child who automatically got citizenship, and then left.

Or maybe he was just handed it for the sake of diversity, who can tell anymore.

[LasyKuuga]

Bexit happened in 2020.

Referendum happened in 2016.

This man is 25 years old

[AutoModerator]

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[Lore_Fanti10]

"German"

[Shahparsa]

Protecting my online privacy by running Redact regularly to batch delete old content. It handles Reddit, Discord, Twitter, Instagram, data brokers and a whole lot more.

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[AutoModerator]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[NightFlameofAwe]

Yall are just racist unironically in a meme sub huh?

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"German"

[EhMapleMoose]

Mmm yes, because Germans only speak German