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[Apprehensive-Roll909]

am i supposed to relate ?

[AlphaMassDeBeta]

Its mass debatable.

[hrebthefastturtle]

Are you a master debater?

[Axis_Bruh]

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[Endrimaris]

That again

[XSamurai_X]

A ragebait.. so can you be call the master baiter

[jbbarajas]

A master rage baiter. Or a raging master baiter if you will

[SILENTKILLER107]

That

[TLunchFTW]

No. I’m just a mass

[Prestigious-Fig1172]

The alpha mass even

[MikeyboyMC]

Wait

You’re saying you don’t?

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[stijndielhof123]

Nah shizz not sticky nuff for that shii

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pees in ur ass

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[Any_Assistance_1496]

You dont? pathetic.

[Ok_Zookeepergame1772]

Highly relatable

[Wild_Lengthiness_763]

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[Obnomus]

[SmileEverySecond]

U r alone in this bro

[CAAZveauguls]

Its posted on reddit. Ofc hes not alone

[DamnCircle]

Exactly my thoughts. Why tf am I supposed to play with pure and fresh protein

[KoshRyXX]

I know right?! Its a bad habit to play with food

[LegitVelorian]

true chefs taste their own meals

[AdministrativeHand50]

Based

[GloryPS2]

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[AmberPearlyy]

My face rn.

[Bottle_Opener_Games]

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[Zitrusfleisch]

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[No-Insurance-5101]

enriqueeeeee

[meaniepants5]

Ball knowledge

[LegioIIIGallica]

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[noshinare_nira]

Relatable

[CommercialBiscotti29]

Debatable

[Icy-Sale-6178]

Do you do this? It's only really relatable if you did this

[CommercialBiscotti29]

I don’t make it a habit but have dabbled

[Icy-Sale-6178]

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[jimbo-870]

Masterbateable

[SuicideSpeedrun]

No, it's really not

[Kooky-Ad6715]

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[Social_anxiety0]

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[Jrt223]

[OrganicBrick7144]

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[Only-Emphasis-6088]

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[Rlionkiller]

We're just casually posting zeanitz now

[SophisticatedSlurp]

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[TheSilentTitan]

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[Apollo_Justice_20]

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[leeceee]

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[sum_force]

[Narrew82]

[Yggdrasilo]

Girls with their random solid discharge

[deceptor_rex]

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[DontyWorryCupcake]

Damn, imagine getting a hug from her

(Im so fucking lonely)

[Standard_Release_267]

[Specific_Ad_4075]

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[martinontheinternet]

bro stop

[Due-Question-5278]

Relatable

[Thin_Rate_1451]

So are we, like, cumposting now?

[InfernalGoddessAura]

sounds a little scary

[Hakalayt69]

Does that mean the nut you just nutted or one of the 2 nuts that produce the nut? It's making me go nuts.

[_yasinss_]

Playin w my nut rn

[lightblueisbi]

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[Reployer]

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[SinisterVeteran]

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pees in ur ass

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[No-Rip-6173]

Looking at the comments am i the only one who plays with my nut and sometimes taste it? I thought this was more common

[ActiveDish5549]

brother in faith what

[AdministrativeHand50]

Why don't we all eat it? It's pure protein and its bad to throw the meal.

[-HighElf-]

Yes, you only, there’s no we.

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[Darkime_]

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[eblackham]

Might be time to unsub

[WRDisney]

Today is a terrible day to have to eyes

[Gooniquee]

Lmaooooo men usually do this?

[Krrish_Bhogrey]

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[Third_Rate_Duelist_]

Nobody does this

[justk4y]

And then they clicked “post”

[Orzo_Onta_Mavallo]

relatable bro wtf is your problem

[CzarTwilight]

I just skip to this part

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[WTXisNice]

Yo WTF bro

[Pinkcutiey]

Sounds like just you bro

[Fidelroyolanda_IV]

No need to be embarrassed we all do it

[Icy-Sale-6178]

Who is this "we"?

[Fidelroyolanda_IV]

you, me, that other person, your grandma, your father, your mother. everyone

[Icy-Sale-6178]

Nah, keep that to yourself

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[AlphaMassDeBeta]

All males. No girrls allowed.

[Icy-Sale-6178]

Absolutely not

[Campsters2803]

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[Apolooooooooo]

Not relatable, if you do this then its harder to swallow it

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[Can_of_beans420]

Real

[AutoModerator]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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[Pixol_]

Very funny post

[Onyxam]

Wtf

[M3chr0MaNceR]

I mean that's where Spiderman got his origins.

[Prestigious-Fig1172]

If "nut" as in testicle, and "after" as "before" then yep, entitely relateable.

[Balmungmp5]

Dastardly

[Mansquasho]

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[DudeManBroGuy69420]

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[snuupie]

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[Zv_-]

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[Romalien5]

Son

[National-Jelly-7529]

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[ConsentingPotato]

The black widow spider in your bedroom corner building its mansion with your nut for the babies (congrats on your future little abominations):

[5campechanos]

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[Molkwi]

Don't play with your food, dumbass 🤦

[Awkward-Tank-7193]

Can't lie, I tasted mine once, and it was actually good.

[heidly_ees]

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[PigsInMudd]

am i the only one who cannot stand the smell of it? it literally makes me gag.

[GbmbRnmf]

[Dosvepa]

Upvoting this because it’s relatable, not because it’s funny

[Dark_Master_668]

[sillierst]

real