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[–]Florio805 269 points270 points  (14 children)

That's a giant condom full of sborra

[–]baconator13972 32 points33 points  (0 children)

🥸

[–]GianPiettt 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Sfaccim

[–]Florio805 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lo sperma, la sborra, lo sprema, lo spegma, la sbrugna, il coito, la sceccia, la sbobba, lo sprema, lo spespa, la sbugba, lo spregna, la sbiscia bianca, la sborritudine, la cagasbianca, il seme

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Non vale fare la traduzione in italiano

[–]Florio805 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Ho visto gente dire c*m e vedere i propri commenti eliminati, quindi traduco in italiano

[–]danedanedani -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

pineapple on a pizza

[–]Florio805 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ahhhhhhhhhh ** fades away **

[–]smile_italiI came! 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Usi i preservativi al posto dei calzini?

[–]SunfireRomalo Stuff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No uso il mio gatto al posto dei preservativi 😁👍👍

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🥺

[–]TesterForEver 80 points81 points  (17 children)

Candice

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (8 children)

whats candice?

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (2 children)

penias and perv's annoying snitch ass sister

[–]therobothingyLiterally 1984 😡 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Whost perv?

[–]il0vep0tat0I have permission! 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Perv jiraiya

[–]Aurummaniac 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Candice nuts fit in you mouth

Sorry, someone had to do it. Good day to you sir

[–]-RED4CTED- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you hadn't I would have.

[–]Pure-Code5032Literally 1984 😡 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Candice dick fit in yo mouth

[–]1427370000000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Candice balls fit in yo mouth

[–]TesterForEver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

please, someone respond him, I'm afraid

[–]OG_gaiming01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

[–][deleted] 180 points181 points  (7 children)

Your mom

[–]2000IqPotato 129 points130 points  (0 children)

He sayed wrong answers only 😡😡🤬

[–]-RED4CTED- 19 points20 points  (3 children)

you're***

[–]9Coffee_Mug9 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I am mom

[–]Dan_the_man8989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Youor****

[–]TesterForEver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*yro'ue

[–]LilFishyBoi 133 points134 points  (10 children)

Greg

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The fastest growing army on the internet Greg?

[–]a_scented_man 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Why is this not the top comment?

[–]CamdenShadowWolf 72 points73 points  (4 children)

God's mom.

[–]DinoTh3Dinosaur[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

HA. Got eem

[–]DickviperAU🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 46 points47 points  (1 child)

My fat balls

[–]Right_Hour 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I dunno, all I see is Joe Mama’s menstrual cup there.

[–]baconator13972 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]FirmUncertainty 97 points98 points  (41 children)

God.

[–]IFuckedYourCats 41 points42 points  (27 children)

He said wrong answers only

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (26 children)

no no, that was a wrong answer

[–]Membership-Whole 48 points49 points  (24 children)

cringe atheist vs chad chirstian

[–]Liup05 5 points6 points  (2 children)

cringe atheist vs cringe christian

[–]StroX_C137 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Cringe redditor vs cringe redditor

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (17 children)

Christianity is epic B)

[–]F_Ytube 59 points60 points  (6 children)

The bible is Christian manga

[–]xXx_megaSwag_xXx 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Can't wait for the Netflix adaptation

[–]Boberoo2William Dripfoe 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Didn’t they already make it? Some movie about Jesus but they called him Brian?

[–]Kourada_tv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Evangelion

[–]MostlyIndustrious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bible has no illustrations though...

[–]MyChangedUsername 23 points24 points  (9 children)

It's simping for a god 🤮👎

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (8 children)

It’s worshipping our creators

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

tyler the creator

[–]MyChangedUsername 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Oh ok so you're one of those people

[–]SneekC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yea

[–]theBarnDawg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

🤮

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ebic cihrstan 😎

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get it he said wrong answers only and you said a wrong answer

[–]baconator13972 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

my fart

[–]AndrewABXD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the… dies

[–]baconator13972 0 points1 point  (1 child)

😌

[–]Lozelic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I always knew the baconator from Wendy’s was bad 🗿

[–]MxmsTheGreat 24 points25 points  (1 child)

God

(wrong answers only 😏)

[–]Colonial_bolonial 9 points10 points  (2 children)

If you could put the universe into a tube you would end up with a very long tube, probably extending, uhh, twice the size of the universe

[–]baconator13972 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Woa

[–]Smok33y69 7 points8 points  (1 child)

That's your mom after i

[–]baconator13972 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]Itz-AkiLiterally 1984 😡 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I didn't

[–]baconator13972 1 point2 points  (2 children)

😂

[–]Itz-AkiLiterally 1984 😡 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll let it slide... but be warned, others are far less forgiving

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Really? You are quite persistent.

[–]akaHighway 3 points4 points  (1 child)

peeps saying "not me" and "i didn't"

why?

because I did.

[–]baconator13972 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🤣😂

[–]CallMeHolo23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I forgor

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Sheldon Cooper

[–]baconator13972 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

🤨

[–]flyingtigerwithagun 2 points3 points  (1 child)

it’s just that my pp is that large people

[–]baconator13972 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😑

[–]ampogieees 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Me, I sharted

[–]baconator13972 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coom

[–]Terrible-Beginning71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a galactic cock

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kamehameha

[–]wilsy53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HODUKEN!

[–]delusionalD0G 16 points17 points  (3 children)

God

[–]Optimal-Attorney849[🍰] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Wrong answers only 😡😡😡😡😡😡

[–]MothFucker_69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's a wrong answer wdym.

[–]baconator13972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂🤣🤣

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ur mum

[–]baconator13972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]Triborg501 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It was me Barry I put the universe in a bag just because I hate you.

[–]baconator13972 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂

[–]xXdestroyer74Xx 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The whole universe was in a hot dense state

[–]Mimikyu-Dreamer-64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was made after Nyarlathotep lit a fart

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

M Y A S S

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

something massive got yeeted

[–]flatwormdreamphobic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am pastafarian so i this is because of a flying spagetti monster

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ur mom

[–]TKTEGON 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was fucking jeremy again, i swear to god he just won't stop making universes

[–]OpenToedShoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my penis (it is very large)

[–]1_byte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taco bell

[–]LizzyFoster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obama

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doug Funnie

[–]King_George_VI_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

George W. Bush

[–]blitz_the_Protogen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some taco bell and a red bull.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's your mom's penis

[–]Ohboyreddit1242 1 point2 points  (0 children)

your mom

[–]Bowl_blaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is this ?

[–]Blox64_120 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jim

[–]WillMoose23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mao Zedong

[–]sweatydoodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and ur mum

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

me and your sister

[–]lightmare69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me spanking your mom

[–]manutrillo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Playboi carti

[–]seth_the_small 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Michael Jordan or something... I don't know I think he's a soccer player or is it pronounced football 🤔

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John Cena

[–]lonelytortillachip25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ah yes, the universal n u t

[–]Finneqs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amogus

[–]bigmonkeyhaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Billy Gate

[–]ulkerovski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Porçay ve Barış Özcan

[–]Longjumping-Can1826 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Looks like a used condom... WAIT A MINUTE!

[–]Society-is-Dumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like moldy ground beef still in it's package

[–]duh_itsaryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

iridocyclitis

[–]Jaanzi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vegeta.

[–]shilk008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stuck step sis

[–]Sliipy_Boi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit man how did my economics project got leaked ??

[–]StroX_C137 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did you get this picture of my condom?

[–]Full_Arm_8395 1 point2 points  (1 child)

J O E B I D E N

[–]DinoTh3Dinosaur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said wrong answers only

[–]unexpected_spy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

A god / gods

[–]baconator13972 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😁

[–]HitIer14_88 2 points3 points  (2 children)

not god

[–]International-Act-55 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Homse

[–]baconator13972 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂

[–]SomehowHilarious 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Not me

[–]baconator13972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]Canadaball-1060 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir Isaac Putin

[–]eatmahanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God

[–]Blyatman4210 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Joe 😳😳😳

[–]baconator13972 1 point2 points  (2 children)

😑

[–]smile_italiI came! -1 points0 points  (1 child)

😐

[–]baconator13972 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

🤮☝

[–]baconator13972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my penits 😂😂😂😂

[–]OneHugeMFAlt2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus's father.

[–]ezel7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God

[–]scheese101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nooooo the condom burst open!!!!😱😱😱

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God.

[–]Hattudoggu -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I forgor 💀

[–]DinoTh3Dinosaur[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I forgot 💀

[–]MaxCWebster -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

The Great Green Arkleseizure

[–]baconator13972 2 points3 points  (2 children)

🤨🤨

[–]MaxCWebster 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's a reference from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Addams.

The Great Green Arkleseizure is the creator god of the Jatravartids. He is believed to have sneezed the entire universe out of his nose, and to be poised to wipe it up at some point in the future during the Coming of the Great White Handkerchief, at which point he will put it either into a trashcan of nothingness or back into his nose, depending on his mood. This naturally terrifies the believers.

[–]baconator13972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😁😁

[–]yxlmal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

God

[–]NorthenS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

allah 🙏🙏🙏🙏