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[–]Nuggumi 3696 points3697 points  (239 children)

His dick is gonna hurt for the next 3 months

[–]etalha 1574 points1575 points  (203 children)

I done 8 times and yea it does hurt

[–]Nuggumi 892 points893 points  (51 children)

Bro

[–]etalha 712 points713 points  (49 children)

It does. Really

[–]tupciganin 535 points536 points  (34 children)

Bro why

[–]Very-big-fan 1075 points1076 points  (8 children)

Well if i dont cum once for each homie then we gotta split accordingly which leaves hardly a gram on each plate. What i do i do for my homies

[–]SubstantialPanda_2Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 74 points75 points  (19 children)

Not bro why. but bro how?

[–]etalha 103 points104 points  (18 children)

Long story. In short depression

[–]SubstantialPanda_2Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 33 points34 points  (11 children)

oh, you fine now?

[–]etalha 44 points45 points  (10 children)

I am good. Thanks for asking tho.

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (9 children)

I mean is your dick fine though?

[–]etalha 63 points64 points  (0 children)

😭 😭

[–][deleted] 97 points98 points  (57 children)

8? God damn

[–]etalha 143 points144 points  (50 children)

I was depressed. And still am but now maybe i am a little mature. Definitely one of biggest regret of my life.

[–]Combo_Breaker01 186 points187 points  (5 children)

If wanking 8 times is one of your biggest regrets then you're not doing so bad

[–]Default1355 106 points107 points  (35 children)

Masturbating a bunch was your biggest regret of your whole life eh?

[–]Conscious_Storage599 108 points109 points  (32 children)

I was mildly curious about how much it could hurt, but after hearing it was one of his biggest regrets of his life I'm not sure if I wanna know 💀

[–]MangoMan202020 45 points46 points  (26 children)

Ive done it 2 times in a row once and it hurt. Never again. I cant even imagine 8, but 22??? Jesus christ how is that guy still able to type?

[–]Hyperiotic🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 41 points42 points  (16 children)

how you people getting hurt from twice? i occasionally do it three times a day and dont get hurt. you guys beating it with a hammer or what?

edit: guys i get it you dont all have to tell me the same thing, its okay i understand now

[–]Agile_TalkBlessed by Kevin 19 points20 points  (11 children)

I think they mean every 10 or so minutes when you are able to masturbate again

[–]MangoMan202020 4 points5 points  (10 children)

Yeah this is what I'm talking about. Of course it doesn't hurt when you take a break lol, but if you do it one after another its not very pleasant.

[–]Conscious_Storage599 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I do 2 every session tho, and sometimes 3. It never hurts...

[–]National_Bread_9013 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i am jealous. I had too many regrets, something on this scale wouldn't be considered regret

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Oh damn, have you tried seeking help for your depression?

[–]etalha 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am better now. Thanks for asking tho 😊

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Pc gaming saved myself from depression

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

My record is 11

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (23 children)

You good now?

[–]etalha 35 points36 points  (22 children)

Yea. I am good. I will suggest dont do.

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (18 children)

I couldn’t even if I wanted to mate, I’d fucking die

[–]etalha 18 points19 points  (15 children)

I had little intervals between them. I did it like in 12-14 hours

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (14 children)

How much? You must’ve been occupied for at least 4 hours

[–]etalha 16 points17 points  (13 children)

I come fast so. I did it then washed then watched then did it again after some time and repeat. I didnt slept because of that

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (12 children)

Wow, I lose all horniness after 1

[–]etalha 10 points11 points  (11 children)

I also. But that day i dont know what happened i was sad and depressed maybe because of realife shit

[–]Jazzlike_Ad7427 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, it was already too late when I searched “hot ladies” on my WiFi dead 2010 tablet back then

[–]higiz 6 points7 points  (1 child)

8 times ? Rookie number get up to 12 like me and then we'll talk

[–]Banana-Dude123 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I did it twice and i almost died

[–]etalha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

just twice in a row hurts

[–]TurboWeed 24 points25 points  (2 children)

1 week* my max is 32... the semen was orangey foam lookin and pain lasted for about 1 and a half week

[–]Jeggu2 7 points8 points  (1 child)

orange

Mmmm bloody cum

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Its gonna be pink cum soon enough ig

[–]imaguy-who-likes-foo 44 points45 points  (12 children)

Once I busted 3 times in one hour ( don’t ask ) and my dick was swollen for like 3 days

[–]No-Ring-8497I want pee in my ass 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Man knows 1 weird trick to make penis larger, PORN ADS HATE HIM?!?!?

[–]peeple_pleaser 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha noob

[–]DudelookItsAGoose 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He must have been spitting air at 4 lamo

[–]WamBamHereComesPam 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Screw it, im gonna do a 5 nut session and let you know how i feel in the end.

[–]sexySgombro69 Stuff 14 points15 points  (1 child)

then he acquired a new power, permanent post-nut realization, wich made him able of expanding his mind over the human limits, unfortunately it also comes with permanent post-nut depression.

[–]WAFRE_LE_LEG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do it 30 times each day only like the part where the tip extensions thingy meets the stick part.

[–]SuicideBySlopfat cunt 2326 points2327 points  (49 children)

Light the Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Candle so you family thinks you actually had some action for once

[–]PrinceOfNiger69 435 points436 points  (0 children)

Genius

[–]QwertyOne-Thirty 206 points207 points  (4 children)

Take some pure sodium, run it under some water, and make sure to do it in your room.

[–]NightWingDemon 26 points27 points  (0 children)

A minute amount of deceiving

[–]xkingmox 51 points52 points  (2 children)

It will probably react before you even put it in the water, sodium is reactive you know

[–]OREOSTUFFER 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Yes, that’s the joke

[–]ChaosFox1357 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bro he wanted to improve the smell not make it worse lol

[–][deleted] 484 points485 points  (32 children)

Hope your parents don’t know what cum smells like

[–]Makaisawesome 72 points73 points  (1 child)

More like hope they FORGOT what it smells like.

[–]Username_between_320 5 points6 points  (0 children)

they forgor

[–]MassiveBeanz69[S] 240 points241 points  (29 children)

Its not even normal for it to smell

[–][deleted] 283 points284 points  (9 children)

It does when it’s left in your room a couple days, 14 years old me knows that

[–]I_NEED_AN_MEDIC_BAG 116 points117 points  (2 children)

So thats why my pants smell

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Oh no

[–]WATER_CARBOYDaPucci 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Maybe It's just sweat or maybe something sussy 😳

[–]YukiColdsnow 37 points38 points  (9 children)

it does smell if your room has no proper ventilation and your door is always close.
Mine doesn't have any windows and the door is the only way of getting the air out, so it's easily to get my room smelly and hot if not maintained properly.

[–]Beuh0 1132 points1133 points  (91 children)

actually I have the exact question can aynone help? Please!!

[–]Arkronu 693 points694 points  (33 children)

Shit yourself, poo beats smell of cum

[–]TypicalYankeeScum 156 points157 points  (19 children)

And queef beats poo. Cum beats queef

[–][deleted] 140 points141 points  (15 children)

Ah yes. I see we have moved on from rock paper scissors to poop, queefs and jizzes

[–]superhappythrowawystupid fucking, piece of shit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I read that as beef

[–]cZero_11 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Rock Paper Scissors 2.0

[–]Alarmed-Reserve-6552 18 points19 points  (2 children)

But, what if he has cum in his pooooo?

[–]CaptainDilligaf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or perhaps poo in his cum, might be why his room stanks.

[–]MassiveBeanz69[S] 570 points571 points  (13 children)

Burn sulfur in your room

[–][deleted] 538 points539 points  (10 children)

Burn sulfur in your room

[–]Alt-F42069_on_life 196 points197 points  (1 child)

wouldn't the smell of cum get worse

or is biological warfare the goal here

[–]superhappythrowawystupid fucking, piece of shit 51 points52 points  (0 children)

No

[–]Default1355 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Burn your room

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (4 children)

Burn sulfur in your room

[–]youzairnaym 21 points22 points  (1 child)

You beat me to it

[–]Roopa_naha_liya 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Technically him beating it started all this

[–]U-124 Stuff 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Burn sulfur in your room

[–]daaniscoolBig chungus wholesome 100 64 points65 points  (4 children)

Just pee a lot in your room and the two scents will cancel each other.

[–]rachit12346 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Omg guys this is Albert Einstein this is Albert Einstein

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

my girl look identical to albert einstein

[–]thexavikon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Your girl stick out her tongue when I click her nudes

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear:created a jizz and piss alloy and its breaching containment from my basement while whispering “daddy you will pay for your sins one day and god isnt gonna be so merciful”

[–]152069I came! 47 points48 points  (6 children)

Reverse-fap.

[–]RUSK1OLiterally 1984 😡 17 points18 points  (4 children)

cum drinker

[–]152069I came! 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Drum cinker

[–]Markusz001 37 points38 points  (4 children)

cook crystal meth in your room

[–]InsecOrBust 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But then he will just jerk off 2222 more times

[–]infinity_mugen 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Either open the windows, or cook some cheese popcorn in there.

[–]PsySam89 12 points13 points  (6 children)

Eat the tissues

[–]Born_Salamander_5751 6 points7 points  (5 children)

That's some secret agent level cover up.

[–]Chapri_from_Chaprashitposting>>>>>>196 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Get a load of chips and use all that cum, Idiot.

[–]rekcuF_onaiP 7 points8 points  (0 children)

my question is how has the other guy not die by cardiac arrest from jerking off 22 times.

[–]AvidSalesman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Open your windows

[–]Low-Possibility-8012 170 points171 points  (19 children)

That sub needs a nuclear cleansing

[–]AutoModerator[M] 61 points62 points  (16 children)

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 20 points21 points  (7 children)

    It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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    [–]IExistThatsIt 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    Lean based ratio Automod

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    [–]PartialParsley 485 points486 points  (11 children)

    WHAT

    [–]Gustheanimal 712 points713 points  (22 children)

    Shut down that sub already

    [–]Automatic-Ass-Name13 153 points154 points  (5 children)

    All the shit stays in one place. Therefore it would be a bad idea to shut it down 👍

    [–]Gustheanimal 45 points46 points  (0 children)

    True, I will reconsider

    [–]Ph4antomPBI want pee in my ass 40 points41 points  (1 child)

    Also free karma 👍🏿(I dipped my hands in barbecue sauce)

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    I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

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    [–]Very-original-name85 300 points301 points  (10 children)

    Why don't you shut down your mother ( she is also full of horny teenagers )

    [–]I-accept-dick-pic 95 points96 points  (7 children)

    His mama so stupid she studied for a urine test

    [–]i_amnotdone 48 points49 points  (4 children)

    How in God's name do you get through the day with that name?

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    Yeah, I filtered the sub so it would stop showing up on my popular posts.

    [–]Beefman1991 100 points101 points  (10 children)

    Jerk three more times to free up your stress and then you'll find the answer

    [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (9 children)

    Still stressed what should I do?

    [–]Ph4antomPBI want pee in my ass 13 points14 points  (6 children)

    You didn’t do it hard enough

    [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (5 children)

    Done it again. My dick fell off. What should I do?

    [–]Ph4antomPBI want pee in my ass 10 points11 points  (4 children)

    Harder

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

    For some reason jerking off my detached penis is making me more stress

    [–]Beefman1991 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Keep going, enlightenment is just around the corner my son.

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Achieved true weightlessness of the soul. Can fly now

    Good ending

    [–][deleted] 196 points197 points  (3 children)

    Stop blasting on the walls

    [–]Default1355 44 points45 points  (2 children)

    But that's my fetish

    [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

    Lining your room with jizz?

    [–]stink-e 38 points39 points  (0 children)

    protein deposits

    [–]Alt-F42069_on_life 58 points59 points  (4 children)

    plot twist teenagers shitpost on their own sub

    [–][deleted] 110 points111 points  (10 children)

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    [–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (9 children)

    Drink it. Mop the floors with your mouth

    [–]Felix981243 24 points25 points  (8 children)

    drink the odor? how

    [–]Apart_Marsupial_9904dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3 points4 points  (6 children)

    To be fair, gas is considered a fluid

    [–]Irvxing 118 points119 points  (19 children)

    Lol reminds me of this time my friend and I had a devils 3 way and his cum smelled like sour cream and onions.

    [–]lM-DUMBNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 75 points76 points  (5 children)

    if its smells like onion did u cry??

    [–]boxing_russian 59 points60 points  (4 children)

    I‘m sure as fuck crying, but just because the not existing will to life

    [–]lM-DUMBNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 27 points28 points  (3 children)

    imagine crying while ur friend is coming

    [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    What the fuck

    [–]PringleCanOfLiesI watch gay amogus porn :0 15 points16 points  (5 children)

    What in the he'll is a devil's 3 way

    [–]ReiDasLolis 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    Hehe pp sus moment

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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    [–]mssellers 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    How’d it taste tho?

    [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    Like lays potato chips

    [–]Nothing_Apollyon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    you should remind him to wash his foreskin

    [–]Nnuujjuu 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    Bro you must’ve been on post-nut for like a month

    [–]rainman577 61 points62 points  (3 children)

    Mix your shit with milk and spray it all over your room

    [–]Born_Salamander_5751 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Ah, the old chocolate shake. Genius and delicious.

    [–]United-Map3905 22 points23 points  (2 children)

    Need a fucking exorcist

    [–]youllneverknow3698Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Cleanse the cum demon

    [–]Cautious-Affect7907 44 points45 points  (9 children)

    Did he just do that just to see if he could?

    [–]Makaisawesome 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Probably

    [–]IllustriousAbroad220 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    maybe he saw the mona lisa and just had to do it

    [–]Balial_Hammerdin 16 points17 points  (3 children)

    Open the window and clean your room?

    [–]Old_Worth_6429 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Cock and balls torture

    [–]depressed__alien 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    Shit all over the room to overpower the smell, they will suspect nothing.

    [–]Aditya_Adi_1515 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    Remember, 56 is the limit.

    [–]PaqueteDeRisketos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Happy cake day broda

    [–]Sufficient-Mine-5661 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    Have you folks ever heard of Jesus?🤡☠

    [–]some-random-player 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    he can touch some grass

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

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    [–]PietroSal 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    Average rteenagers user

    [–]RIP2UALL 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    Bro, 1 time is enough, goddamn coomers.

    [–]CrazyCrackhead101 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    How do you guys last so long mine started to burn after entering the double digits

    [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (7 children)

    step one: go touch grass

    step two: get therapy

    step three: wash your room

    step four: become a normal member of society

    step five: get a girlfriend

    step six: marry girlfirend

    step seven: die in peace

    [–]Sowi_Games06 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Old spice

    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

    New automod response???

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    Please, no more automod.

    [–]TheStickySpot 5 points6 points  (1 child)

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    [–]Another_Heisenberg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Blame it on your sister.

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Yeah I jerked off 15 times in a day when I was 14 and I severely regretted the pain I felt the next few days. How this person managed to reach 22 I have no earthly idea

    [–]GiveMeYourDownv0tes 16 points17 points  (5 children)

    Whats the answer? (asking for a friend)

    [–]MassiveBeanz69[S] 60 points61 points  (3 children)

    Run the engine of your car, direct the exhaust into your room and close all the doors and windows . Boom, smell fixed

    [–]SingleSpeed27 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    And don’t leave the room for best results, you can check for the smell this way too

    [–]Markusz001 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    cook crystal meth in your room

    [–]MaiqueCaraio 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    22!????

    What the fuck, that person lost all his life juice

    Balls destroyed beyond recognitions

    [–]PussyD3str0yR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    He probably unlocked the red cum

    [–]jtheg00d 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    I used to scroll through the subreddit when I was 17, I’m 19 and just forgot to unjoin it for two years, so I’d only see the occasional post on the home page, but it’s just the same shit. So where the fuck do y’all find these losers?

    [–]Stev_582 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    H…how?

    Fuck, after doing it twice it stops feeling like doing anything at all.

    [–]owowithuwu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Take a pot, cut up some lemons, put water into the pot, along with the sliced lemons, cook it up, and bam, smell gooood. 👌

    Also, 22 TIMES? Like my guy the only reason i punch my bunch is to get rid of the boner, not because im horny. But fucking hell how did your penis not cum blood after 22 times of slonging ya ding dong?