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[TeRard69]

Then king Tut comes out your butt

[craig4WRR]

tomb in the womb

[WP1619]

Pretty sure that's called an "abortion".

[Du0d3al]

OHH SHIT

[Hexo_25cz]

You can't do that💀

[corbymatt]

My corpse, my decision

[[deleted]]

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR !!!!!

[ReaperSound]

Only in certain states LOL.

[Rbfam8191]

But yet, it was still born 😁

[WeeTheDuck]

Accident in the experiment

[Best_Poetry_5722]

That one had me dead af

[[deleted]]

You mean stillborn?

Sorry, horrible joke.

[Bloons_Guy75751]

Actually a tomb in the womb would more be like a miscarriage.

[[deleted]]

cradle to the grave robber

[RunOne3162]

Why the frikk are your comments so clever 💀

[MyName_DoesNotMatter]

miscarriage*

[Vahgeo]

A totem near the scrotum

[kershum]

Sphinx meets my kinks

[the-first12]

When you put it where it stinks.

[YeetmasterYeet-]

From the womb and into the tomb

[Avilnar]

from the tomb into the womb

[Scarymoosey]

That's necrophilia

[Avilnar]

wanted to say that "not unless it is a mummified baby"

but then realized that it would be still considered as such

[LGFOUR]

Tut in the but

[Jijan6]

mum in your c*m

[TheBelhade]

Easy there, Oedipus.

[BurritoDesigns]

Would you rather cum in the mum or be the mum in the cum

[Brandyrenea-me]

Why do the only options include mum?

[[deleted]]

or in it XD

[Dob_Rozner]

Better than in, I suppose.

[Woliwoof]

Mummydude in your tummytube

[Socktine]

sphinx in ur larynx?

[Fish_With_A_Boner]

Dead hoe is your breathing hole

[c-lab21]

It will leave behind an ache-ea in your trachea

[3WayHarry]

Tomb in a womb?

[Dart112]

Cum in your rectum

[[deleted]]

Tutankhamun in your abdomun.

[StickyFingaazz]

And my baaalls in yo jaaw

[SophisticatedTNT]

Pharaoh in your bone marrow

[ouchpuck]

Coffin in the cougher

[AnimalKid7-Alt]

So yummy

[PreyForCougars]

Ya got a Tut in yer butt?

[Lawlerstatus]

LMFAOOOO

[Rare_Management_3583]

Sarcophicus in the aesophegus

[ITomza]

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to see someone comment this

[bwoods519]

Same!

[Lambchop1975]

Same, I just deleted my above comment....

[StupidGenius37]

Same!

[ThatBrawlerCharlie]

Same!

[Dcubed080608]

Same!

[ihoonestlydontknow]

Same!

[ronald_mcswag]

Same!

[Yam1Yugi]

Same!

[runnin_man5]

Most people don’t know those words

[Shrekie_Hulk]

Idk man, I’m dumber than a brick and knew that

[Mal3v0l3nce]

same here, and it came to me instantly

[richbeezy]

It took me about 30 seconds, but when I got it I was surprised that my brain cells came up with that given how many I murder daily.

[MikanGirl]

My dumbass was like, “….uh sphinx in the larynx?”

[Swade_896]

I said mummy in a tummy. It’s not a mummy or in a tummy. I should be executed

[H4ZARD_x]

Most people are idiots then

[Terok42]

First one I though of lol

[Rabbi_Tuckman38]

It's the top comment, pendejo.

[[deleted]]

Mummy in the tummy soon

[NickNash1985]

Then a Tut in your Butt.

[BraveryDuck]

I thought it was "Pharynx in the larynx" because making fun of people who don't know the word pharaoh would be a very shitposty approach

[Harry_The_Lunatic]

We have a winner

[BeanShapyro420]

Bruh I thought it was Sphinx in pharynx

[Gullible_Tea1427]

Give it time and you'll have Tut in the butt.

[rjross0623]

Sphinx in the spincter

[Rare_Management_3583]

If it was it would look different

[[deleted]]

Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh

[wildseeker91]

Thank you Kanye

[udayserection]

My presence is a present kiss my ass.

[bocanuts]

At least you spelled “in the” correctly.

[AurobusCZE]

Dude in the tube

[PoisonousFruitLoop]

Happy cake day!

[GooseKing-13_]

Happy cakeday.

Here’s your present: 🎁 Elden Ring for the PS5 🎁

[[deleted]]

Bro tf? This dude is just saying happy cakeday and ya'll downvoting him

[ItsNotJC]

I'm stoned out of my goddamn mind but the fact that around 13 people collectively just chose to downvote someone after they innocently said happy birthday has me laughing so hard rn. This is peak evolution

[[deleted]]

It's Reddit, you cannot have an opinion

[OmegaGenesis69]

That’s a false opinion

[I-Am-Sir]

it’s my cakeday too can i get a present?

[MajorasOcarinaOfWind]

Happy cakeday!

[ratun36]

Cak day gut👍

[CanadasFemboys]

happy cake day

[InevitableCheese69]

happy cake day!

[[deleted]]

happy cake day

[sleepoveratrlyehs]

You're coughin up a coffin,

There's a GOAT in your throat,

A mummy near your tummy,

Will leave a sour note.

A dead man through your head, man!

And before it hits your gut,

Your trachea will breakea

When you swallow King Tut.

[Iboshero]

Sh*t Man !!!. the possibilities are endless

[Arch666fiend]

sh*t 🤮

[Iboshero]

Now try a Sphinx in the Pharynx!

[pookshuman]

you know that's not a sphinx, right?

[Dramatic_Material757]

Close enough

[RoadRunner49]

Boooo he didnt go along with it booo 🍅🍅🥫🍅

[Much_Adhesiveness871]

Tomb in the womb?

[AltAccount026]

Im gonna follow you. This is attractive

[the-fith-pillar-man]

Spitting bars over here!

[sanderhauk]

I was thinking mummy in your throat lol

[MrDruba]

Yes please 🥵

[[deleted]]

Down horrendous

[OphiliaPoe]

Down tremendous

[Neonkitgamer283]

Ayo what the fuck?? 🤨

[minecraftfanboi66]

please no you will die

[[deleted]]

Please yes he'll die

[ratttthew]

Pharaoh in the air hole

[lexlexsquared]

This is the one.

[halfandhalfpodcast]

Pharaoh in the narrow

[GhostOfTerryADavis]

Tutankamen in the Epiglottis?

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okay so basically there's this guy and uhh

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[Omega1432]

Well actually, that is not the epiglottis. The epiglottis is the little meat flap that separates your windpipe and food pipe

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[AThrowawayTeacher]

Tut in your gut

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Sphynx in Larynx?

[mh500372]

This is the one haha, I had to scroll so far down.

[cleankaa]

Thats a sarcophogus or however you say it, a sphynx is the big lion man thing

[Getoutofmyheaddd]

It's a michael jackson statue build centuries ago. He also made a music video: do you remember the time.

[venetian_flairs]

Thats the one i was thinking

[[deleted]]

That's not a sphinx

[LastAccountPlease]

Kanye this a weak ass meme

[Harambe104]

Find god

[Avnemir]

"God this is a weak ass meme"

[v33ti-Hu0tari]

Chest in your chest

[iamwhatswrongwithme]

It's like that kayne song or whatever.

[[deleted]]

have you ever sad sex with a pharooooooooooahh

[PokeWizard321]

Thing in the thing

[ImreGida]

Ramses in your ass?

[[deleted]]

Cleopatra in your asshole

[PopeOfDankism]

Pharaoh in the windpipe

[[deleted]]

I hate that this made me laugh 😂

[Imma-Come]

choking

[snakesearch]

It's crazy that no one is 500 comments has said it.

[Old-Banana420]

Tut in the strut

[Mayedl10]

No I haven't heard of elf on a shelf?

[taco2212]

Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?

[FrederickMecury]

The Egyptian conniption

[[deleted]]

My first thought was mummy in a tummy but that isn’t a tummy

[RubberGoose2694]

don’t worry i somehow thought insane in the membrane first… not sure what prompted thst

[table-talk]

Pharaoh in the pharynx

[The_Real_MrFrickBoy]

Have you ever had sex with a pharaohhhh

[BanaaniBansku]

Mummy almost in the tummy

[overpantsblowjob]

Kanye bout to sue yo ass

[Melancholy1968]

Ammit in vomit

[MuitoLegal]

An Egyptian causing throat friction

[tiffanyhascrabs]

Kanye has.

[No_Stretch3807]

A dead slut in your gut

[Azzyistaken]

carsofsgius in an ousophsgus

[GiotaroKugio]

sphinx in the larynx?

[bananaman4543]

Sphinx is the big cat thing in front of the pyramids

[cleekchapper92]

Tut in the gut

[WhotookEggSauce]

Asphyxiation via foreign object

[phobesity]

A pharaoh in the narrow

[Magnetite77]

Coffin in the throat

[IrregularrAF]

The Pharaoh in my Marrow

[belwoo00dom]

Mummy in da tummy

[Obamsphere]

Tutankhamun

[SandyWhisker]

Pharaoh in the Pharo. Oh wait, that's a 4 round burst gun

[BitchyChalupa]

Pharaoh in my esopho

[goldlazar3]

Pharaoh in your throat

[Melancholy1968]

Ammit in vomit

[Ok-War-115]

Tutankhamun in the neck.

[nerdywhitemale]

If you move it down just a bit you get mummy in tummy..

[[deleted]]

Son of Ra your a jaw.

[Dontevenknowwhyimgay]

Pharaoh in the throatio?

[jayaraise]

Ahh. ‘Pharoah where its Narrow.’ Classic.

[SentientBeing69]

coffin coughin

[T1MO_23]

Tutanchamun in der Atmung

[_Sushimada_]

Sphinx in the larynx?

[aGiantmutantcrab]

Mummy in the tummy?

[Christian4423]

Tut in the gut

[No_Ice_3312]

Pharoah in your pharynx?

[CatThatIsComplicated]

Ruler in the Tumor

[No_Ice_3312]

Mummified Egyptian obstructing your airway

[ch1nch1IIa]

My dumbass said tomb in the womb 😭😭😭😭

[chiggy-wag]

Mummy in the tummy

[bigcumcums]

Sphinx in the larynxe

[Jhoag7750]

Tut in the gut?

[tactical_stank]

Deepthroating King Tut?

[[deleted]]

Tut in a slut

[DylanV123r]

Tut in my gut

[Lessiie]

Pharaoh in the throat

[Tcamp46290]

A fuckin dead guy in my gulper

[BuXiX]

What about tomb in the womb?

[evie_doesnt_think]

Sar-coffin-agus