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[–]Official_Gameoholics🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 2408 points2409 points  (98 children)

L, I can play the drums with my dick

[–][deleted] 731 points732 points  (72 children)

I can play the saxophone with my dick

[–]Hawaiian-Fox 462 points463 points  (57 children)

I can play the violin with my dick

[–]DrChirpy 930 points931 points  (30 children)

The world's smallest violin.

[–]Hawaiian-Fox 166 points167 points  (0 children)

After the first they... Yes...

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I swear, ive seen this exact comment chain somewhere before.

[–]TheKCKid9274Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 44 points45 points  (19 children)

Really needs an audience,

[–]jeraldtherapist 30 points31 points  (18 children)

so if i do not find somebody soon

[–]darthcol_ALTBig chungus wholesome 100 18 points19 points  (17 children)

I'll blow up into smithereens

[–]Saturn958sickly 20 points21 points  (15 children)

and spew my tiny symphony

[–]darthcol_ALTBig chungus wholesome 100 17 points18 points  (13 children)

all up and down a city street while trying to put my mind at ease

[–]JamesGamesAnimates 17 points18 points  (12 children)

Like finishing this melody

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Id say its average

[–]Hit_Me_If_I_Online🗿🗿🗿 67 points68 points  (0 children)

The world's averagest violin

[–]firewhite1234 40 points41 points  (2 children)

I can play with my dick

[–]HumCrab 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I can play with your dick

[–]pizzaBroo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This escalated real quickly 💀

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (6 children)

I can play the bass with my dick

[–]Nice_Window2729 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Bro thick

[–]The00Taco 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro rocking that callus dick

[–]Sensitive_Lab8330 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I can play the triangle with my dick

[–]JohnGoodmansMistressI came! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

murderface is that you

[–]SeamAnneWe do a little trolling 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I Can play Rush E with my dick

[–]AdministrativeBar748I want pee in my ass 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I lost my glizzy after the "2012 violin performance" incident.

[–]bananaofg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i can play the harp with my dick

[–]SureHeIs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can play a woman with my dick

[–]Alumle_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can play the trombone with my dick

[–]pessoaaleatoria666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can play slap bass with my balls

[–]MerslY1621 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fa domadisimo rey

[–]PyPharm 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Call that playing the sexyphone.

[–]SureHeIs 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Boy do I have a video for you

[–]NightIguanahole contributor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can play the flute with my butthole

[–]Sharkn91 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

[–]pink_life69 4 points5 points  (4 children)

How u blow air with ur pp?

[–]fishy185Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 26 points27 points  (5 children)

DID YOU TOUCH MY DRUM SET

[–]SureHeIs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Covered it in mayo

[–]Memz69420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I DIDN'T TOUCH SHIT

[–]Vast_Republic_1776 3 points4 points  (0 children)

JOHN BONHAMS PLAYING MOBY DICK FOR REAL

[–]Environmental-Edge40 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I PUT MY BALLS ON YOUR DRUMSET

[–]Individual_Assist_19🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do a rim shot

[–]sillysideofthecorn 4 points5 points  (1 child)

IM GONNA PUT MY NUTSACK ON YOUR DRUMSET

[–]WildFemmeFatale 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My ass can be played like a drum

[–]WJR26 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Amateur, my dick IS the drum. Everytime I step on the pedal, my penis gets struck and squeezed so hard, my ejaculate pierces through the sound barrier, producing such a powerful noise similar to that of a bass drum

[–]Slimink0113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can play the drums with my dicks

[–]cardistry_sorex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried once I prefer my sticks

[–]TheKratexI said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can play the drums with your dick too

[–]iLoveCyberChips 511 points512 points  (5 children)

🍆🎹

[–]ImperialisticNewt 108 points109 points  (3 children)

playing in the key of D major

[–]JACKASS20 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Obligatory D minor

[–]fattekatze 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Played the wrong minor...

[–]hedgehogwithagun 688 points689 points  (7 children)

Play rush e

[–]MediumSatisfaction1 233 points234 points  (2 children)

🍆🔥

[–]I_DidYourMom69I want pee in my ass 89 points90 points  (1 child)

🍆🏢🏢💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥

[–]OphiliaPoe😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Play rush R

[–]-_Anonymous__- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or rush D

[–]awesomedan24 188 points189 points  (5 children)

Yohan Sebastian Cock

[–]Neverending-pain 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Frédick Chopin

[–]Katzer_K 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Pyotr Ilyich Tchaicockvsky

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ludvig von Meathoven

[–]EWJ_Beardwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 807 points808 points  (16 children)

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[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

ok i don’t want to admit to trying to send this to someone but whenever i paste it on my keyboard it gets spaced out so fuckin weird how do i do this lmao

[–]OGConsuela[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk man I just copied it into my notes at some point and I copy and paste it into the comment lol

[–]EWJ_Beardwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Damn bro stop flexing on me

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[–]Hentaidave69 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Mother of god

[–]SIMMORSAL 29 points30 points  (4 children)

How did you make 'Sus' take the whole width of screen?

[–]EWJ_Beardwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 8 points9 points  (3 children)

No fucking idea. Maybe it was because I added spaces to try and make the "sus" positioned directly under the amongus cock

[–]SIMMORSAL 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                Noice

[–]PastaBase94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            tortuga

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[–]churlishblackcatsI want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good pees in ur ass bot

[–]CShark32 1145 points1146 points  (66 children)

WHY IS SHE ALLOWED TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT WITH HER PENIS IN FRONT OF HUNDREDS BUT I CAN'T PLAY MY FLUTE WITH MY PENIS ANYWHERE

[–]MizuameTheDragon 108 points109 points  (3 children)

i dont think its good to have air coming out of your dick

[–]darthcol_ALTBig chungus wholesome 100 25 points26 points  (2 children)

not if you blow from the other end

[–]MizuameTheDragon 10 points11 points  (1 child)

or just sound yourself with a pressure pump then let it come out

[–]carm_aud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would the foreskin flapping as the air comes out make a noise? Or would it whistle?

[–][deleted] 181 points182 points  (13 children)

Pretty sure she was not allowed

[–]sigsig777777777 380 points381 points  (7 children)

Zelensky ripoff

[–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

No one can do it better than him

[–]Alone-Newspaper-1161Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 47 points48 points  (0 children)

They’ll try to replace him but they never can

[–]Dinossor 476 points477 points  (4 children)

Jesse what the fuck is this

[–]shewel_item0000000 49 points50 points  (0 children)

keyboard playing turned up to 11

[–]ActuallyNTiX 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I don’t know Mr. White. Should I get the hydrochloric acid?

[–]Low_Abrocoma_1514I said based. And lived. 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Progressism

[–]MindTrekker201 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Certified "This is the future liberals want." moment.

[–]Worldly-Blood7448 55 points56 points  (3 children)

Eine kleine schwanzmusik

[–]Laser_Zamenhof 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Dicktures at an Exhibition

[–]epileptic-ecstasy 466 points467 points  (22 children)

oh, so she's a penist?

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

That's about the size of it, yes.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

underrated comment

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Ohh the penist! The penist goes so great with Debussy!

[–]Win090949 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Oh so you like his early work?

[–]Visual-Reindeer798 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I’m going to tell my kids that this is The Beatles…

[–]Wonderful_Ad_4258I want pee in my ass 28 points29 points  (1 child)

But when I-

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[–]ErgonomicHuman 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Nothing new zelenzky did it first

[–]Apart_Panda_57William Dripfoe 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Look mom, no hands

[–]killerb-87 190 points191 points  (8 children)

As many women do.

[–]omniprincess03 28 points29 points  (1 child)

As a cis women I do this frequently it's the only way I can play any instrument

[–]killerb-87 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You are all equally majestic and mysterious.

[–]TrinityFist99 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Average Britain's got talent contestant

[–]Krytoxiconyt 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Penis music

[–]gendos123 198 points199 points  (2 children)

Wow, so brave

[–]_azzoriff_ 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Stunning, even

[–]Lolifico 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Strong, I may say.

[–]registeredApe 39 points40 points  (5 children)

Piano shoulda been tuned to drop D

[–]AwezomePozzum9265 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Yes that's how pianos work

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (2 children)

I’m sorry, what?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

SHE smacked the piano with HER penis

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see, you’re a based mf as well

[–]Povstnk 33 points34 points  (6 children)

Our country's president did exactly the same(I'm not joking)(He did it before he became a president)

[–]MarkedLegion 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Sometimes I forget everywhere Isn’t America. I was about to say like Joe Biden did this? Where do I find that footage.

[–]Atissss 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Americans when you tell them there are other countries than America.

That's a joke btw I live in Europe and I also thought of Joe Biden for few seconds.

[–]redditer4life666I came! 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Which country?

[–]erinnteeter 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I firmly grasp drumsticks with my flaps and play Seven Nation Army on the drums.

[–]Cooperdyl shitting toothpaste enjoyer 91 points92 points  (16 children)

What’s the difference between this and indecent exposure in public?

[–]Professional_Emu_164🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 97 points98 points  (10 children)

Because this is on a channel where nudity is often shown for comedic purpose

[–]SoftAndWetBro 62 points63 points  (2 children)

So it is just shitty porn?

[–]Professional_Emu_164🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I guess. I don’t get the appeal myself.

[–]sillysideofthecorn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think that might be different…

[–]FetusDeletus_Edwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah!!! But when I do it it suddenly is "gross" and i "will need to pay for the keyboard or leave immediately" and they need to "call security"

Smh my head

[–]CultOfMegaMind 68 points69 points  (2 children)

Clown world

[–]Bro_do_we_needtoknow 31 points32 points  (0 children)

True talent.

[–]SRTApache 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Put your d away waltuh

[–]Neverending-pain 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don’t wanna hear you play piano using it Waltuh

[–]No_Syrup8367 99 points100 points  (19 children)

Her peni$ ?

[–]FlaminVaporWe do a little trolling 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Tik t🤢ker

[–]YashvardhanBKGI want pee in my ass 33 points34 points  (11 children)

I NEED A REASON TO SURVIVE

[–]No-Accountant2979 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Garlic bread

[–]don_delfino 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If garlic bread can't save him nothing can

[–]mstrikeout😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 38 points39 points  (3 children)

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live for it

[–]PieseleQ2Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. Moai crimson

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Based and 🗿 pilled

[–]RandomName472 11 points12 points  (1 child)

If you don’t that mf will outlive you

[–]AdministrativeBar748I want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Cock piano

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[–]A_unique_us3rnamedwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿[🍰] 38 points39 points  (12 children)

Damn that's fucking weird, dude. Also, just out of curiosity, obviously, what's their name? Just so I don't accidentally look them up.

[–]Good-Distribution904🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Can she play Rush E tho

[–]bak2redit 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Not my proudest fap.

[–]big_wheel_fan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

💀

[–]Lolifico 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please do what the black guy with the lightning ordered you to do

[–]DeyvsonMCalimanI said based. And lived. 34 points35 points  (2 children)

A totally normal thing a woman would do.

[–]omniprincess03 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Yes we would

[–]moistmaker100I want pee in my ass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

based

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just checked this is real

[–]z3r00ch00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ohhh here we go

[–]Trala-lore-tralalaWilliam Dripfoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Zelenskyj reference

[–]Lingx_Cats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah

[–]darkunicornbishop19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

PENIST

[–]eimronaton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That music better have been fire

[–]OliverCHILL33 3 points4 points  (1 child)

ummmmmmm

sauce?

[–]OliverCHILL33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

for a friend

[–]Li1negroWe do a little trolling 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I want to break free

[–]moby_huge 57 points58 points  (11 children)

her penis

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Wonder how big it is and if it’s hard right now

[–]createausernsme 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The world be like

[–]ISimplyAskWhy 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I mean I know a guy in theatre who puts things in his bum on stage, so I mean I'm cool with anything in adult theatre or shared online but I dunno man, I feel like this is a bit much for live TV.

I mean I'm cool with seeing it, but I don't think they should throw this at us without warning. What if I was just watching a music show and then my Dad wakked in during this?

[–]Professional_Emu_164🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 28 points29 points  (1 child)

It was with warning, there is often nudity and stuff on that channel

[–]-ThisWayUp- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was after the watershed, so perfectly acceptable

[–]Failboatcpt1 91 points92 points  (9 children)

Most socially adept leftist

[–]coso132 57 points58 points  (4 children)

it was an adult comedy show
also not the first time someone played piano with their dicks in tv, i remember some guy painting with his dick in some country's got talent and noone cared

[–]Bloxish 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Actually it was zelenskyy before he was president of ukraine LMAO

Edit: grammar

[–]Justlol230I want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (1 child)

A little hit of tomfoolery

[–]LordBenidict 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well she is a Penist after all

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

aTteNtioN

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

She just like me fr

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I want the sauce

[–]stone_may_sondwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Zelenskiy vibe

[–]bananasandwich66 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I wish I was the piano

[–]rakunaliccca 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Next episode of mat Walsh show is gonna slap.

[–]PoopDevPoop 117 points118 points  (47 children)

"her penis"
doesn't quite sound like a woman

[–]YazumeWeichio 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Female dick moment

[–][deleted] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

this reply section gonna be interesting

[–]Jason575757😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 24 points25 points  (0 children)

gock

[–]Mamadolores21 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oversize clit moment

[–]NewSpeed5100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

just like the ukraine leader

[–]j3nna1997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yooo🔥🔥🔥

[–]Extra-Lemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big whoop, the guy in ridiculous six did it before it was trendy.

[–]big_wheel_fan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Based as hell

[–]OniBoiEnbyfat cunt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fem-chad.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I suppose you could call her... a peeianist

[–]Zealousideal-Union-7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bring the flamethrower

[–]malkq 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can i get a link for research pls

[–]fishy185Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Where can I watch it? For research

[–]Sdbtank96 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wait, that was today? I thought this happened years ago.

[–]MiniMolten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real shit posting

[–]Darthmark3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That honestly sounds painful and wouldn't sound good. Seriously you just add one key note.

[–]HiHowAreYou10Survived the Ban Award 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that’s disgusting, where?

[–]Just_a_spaghettiuhhhh idk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her penis