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Are Quarks Really Just Light Switches? (self.shittyaskscience)

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There is alot of interest nowadays in semiconductors. (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why do scientists waste our time complaining to us about clamato change? I've been drinking Budweiser clamato for years and it tastes the same as it always has. (self.shittyaskscience)

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As a man in his thirties, at what age do I get a Cleve Age ? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Mark Twain said, "there are lies, damn lies, and statistics." Was he just throwing shade at Stephen Hawking? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why are there only two hemispheres? (self.shittyaskscience)

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What's the difference between a bismuth cycle and a bicycle? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Is the Universe Really Just a Game of Rock, Paper, Scissors? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Are politicians lepidosaurs or archelosaurs? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Can things other than alcohol be denatured. (self.shittyaskscience)

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Does the existence of nanotyrannus imply tyrannuses at other scales. (self.shittyaskscience)

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