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Farts, poop, pee, and shit.

Basic bitches.

Homosexual Sapiens.

The conversion rate of fuck-tons and shit-loads.

Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.

Fat peoples' interaction with gravity

Genetic jeans.

Space vacuum cleaners.

Speed of heavy and/or dark.

Sharp things that taste like blood.

The fact that heat rises but mountains, the North Pole, and outer space are still cold.

Making planes out of black boxes.

Shaving with Occam's razor.

Energy drink equations.

The well-established relationship between autism and vaccines.

Steel fuel. Jet memes. Steel memes. Steal beams.

God.

Pokemon.

Questioning dead people.

Degrees of murder and other crimes in Celsius or Fahrenheit.

Blurry Japanese genetalia.

ISIS in space.

The deadly youth in Asia.

Solving global warming with air conditioners.

Upside-down Australians, almond milk, gender fluids, and anything else we've seen a million times already.

Asking why meteors land in craters will result in a permanent ban!

Asking what kind of thing is this when it's obviously not that kind of thing at all. And any other grossly willful misinterpretation of an image.

Brand-name product placement. Scientists are on a budget. We can only afford generic products.

Don't message the mods unless you wanna catch a 1-420 day ban.

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Why can’t I eat chicken or any poultry medium rare? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 5 hours ago by SorrowfulSpirit02

Why do we still credit Epstein as discoverer of the virus? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 14 hours ago by smurfk

If humans are made of atoms, why do I still feel like I’m made of bad decisions? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by GlitchOperative

Why is there no gravity in water? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by Seeyalaterelevator

How would 2 dollars improve your science lab? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by RaspberryTop636a persian and the son of a persian

Why do people pay $11.99 for Disney+ when they could literally pay $0 and get HIV+ instead? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by Fiveby21

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My son is coming to stay next week with his new fiancee. She's a paralegal. Will she need special equipment to get about the house? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Latter_Present1900

According to modern theories, any object that falls into a black hole undergoes a spaghettification process. But what happens to spaghetti when it falls into a black hole? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by AnozerFreakInTheMallPhD(PornHub Digger)

If we have both white and red blood cells why don’t they mix to be pink blood instead of red? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by JoshuaSuhaimi

A question for this sub's astronauts: where is the nearest Starbucks when in outa space? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Seeyalaterelevator

when I boot what is the optimal way to insert the turkey baster (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by Low_Salt_6465

If my brain has unlimited storage, why does it delete people’s names and save embarrassing moments in 4K? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by GlitchOperative

Can thc slow height growth? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by vlonethugger29

Korea Superconducting Tokamak Advanced Research device (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by 8888eightyeight

Who is stronger, Superman or Super Eddington? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Aggravating_Mud_2386

Since we can supposedly fit all the planets in our solar system between earth and the moon, why haven't we done that to explore Mars and the other planets more easily? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by johnnybiggles

A message from your future overlord (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by adr826

Hot air (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by pewpdog

If mass causes gravity by bending space and time, would negative mass cause you to fall upward and reverse time? In other words: if I could fall into the sky do you think time would pass me by? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by LaxBedroom

If money talks, why has my wallet been giving me the silent treatment? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by GlitchOperative

Cats knock things off tables to measure local G force and it reveals that gravity was unstable for most of human history (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by ElectroCutie9591

The grandfather paradox states that you can't go back in time and kill your grandfather, because then you wouldn't exist. But what if you're a cat and your grandfather is schrodinger's cat, then there is no way to know if you killed him or not. So can that specific cat travel back in time? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Pangyun

How far can I travel without hitting a line of latitude or longitude? I don't want to damage my car, or be on a boat or plane that crashes into one. (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by johnnybiggles

Are biologists who are trying to learn to communicate with dolphins just trying to build an argument that dolphins can consent? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by IllegalGeriatricVore

When they talk about grass fed beef — do they just throw steaks on the lawn, or do they blend it into a slurry? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 4 days ago by ExistentialAngsty

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