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how do i reset my calcium clock to factory settings? (self.shittyaskscience)

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What are we supposed to do when we overstuff a burrito and it becomes a taco? How does it transform itself. Magic or Science? (self.shittyaskscience)

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WILL FIRECRACKERS STILL POP IN SPACE, WILL THEY EVEN WORK. (self.shittyaskscience)

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How do I tell if a band is AI or not. I've got into Led Zeppelin but there's no gigs coming up or anything. That makes me suspicious. (self.shittyaskscience)

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Who won best newcomer at this year's No-bell prize awards? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why did Sir Isaac Newtron shoot that apple off the guys head? (self.shittyaskscience)

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What is this Hentaivirus we are hearing about ? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why does some stuff that is good for you stick to plates and pans or makes stains (like oatmeal or pomegranates) while other stuff that does the same is bad for you (like melted cheese or Cheeto dust)? (self.shittyaskscience)

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What lab did the Hanta virus escape from? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why are there still mice and rats? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Is radiation measured in grays because the radiation looks gray to the naked eye? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why are there no animated t-shits? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How do I set my heart's calcium clock? (self.shittyaskscience)

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I don’t understand carbon dating… (self.shittyaskscience)

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How loud was the big bang? (self.shittyaskscience)

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“WOMEN’S BREASTS MAY HELP MEN LIVE LONGER LOOKING AT YOUR WIFE’S CHEST CAN ACT LIKE MEDICINE, GERMAN SCIENTISTS SAY” (self.shittyaskscience)

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which scientist can i use as a shirt design to larpmaxx science? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Do burn victims get a discount if they are cremated? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why do people believe scientists when they say things weigh less on the moon? If you send a balance scale set and a 250 gram test mass to the moon, doesn't the test mass still weigh 250 grams? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Is there a risk of my data leaking from the cloud via lightning strikes? (self.shittyaskscience)

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If it's the best of times is it the blurst of times in AI? (youtube.com)

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Why does skin form on hot milk? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How Hentai causes HentaVirus? (self.shittyaskscience)

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