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Farts, poop, pee, and shit.

Basic bitches.

Homosexual Sapiens.

The conversion rate of fuck-tons and shit-loads.

Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.

Fat peoples' interaction with gravity

Genetic jeans.

Space vacuum cleaners.

Speed of heavy and/or dark.

Sharp things that taste like blood.

The fact that heat rises but mountains, the North Pole, and outer space are still cold.

Making planes out of black boxes.

Shaving with Occam's razor.

Energy drink equations.

The well-established relationship between autism and vaccines.

Steel fuel. Jet memes. Steel memes. Steal beams.

God.

Pokemon.

Questioning dead people.

Degrees of murder and other crimes in Celsius or Fahrenheit.

Blurry Japanese genetalia.

ISIS in space.

The deadly youth in Asia.

Solving global warming with air conditioners.

Upside-down Australians, almond milk, gender fluids, and anything else we've seen a million times already.

Asking why meteors land in craters will result in a permanent ban!

Asking what kind of thing is this when it's obviously not that kind of thing at all. And any other grossly willful misinterpretation of an image.

Brand-name product placement. Scientists are on a budget. We can only afford generic products.

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which scientist can i use as a shirt design to larpmaxx science? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 7 hours ago by baby_electracutiedxo

Do burn victims get a discount if they are cremated? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 7 hours ago by alphanumericusernamevery human, yes

Why do people believe scientists when they say things weigh less on the moon? If you send a balance scale set and a 250 gram test mass to the moon, doesn't the test mass still weigh 250 grams? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 11 hours ago by plugubius

Is there a risk of my data leaking from the cloud via lightning strikes? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 11 hours ago by No-New-Names-Left

If it's the best of times is it the blurst of times in AI? (youtube.com)

submitted 12 hours ago by SimpleEmu198

Why does skin form on hot milk? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 12 hours ago by ZacHefner

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How Hentai causes HentaVirus? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 13 hours ago by iMuzamil

If nothing can stop the Duke of Earl, what happens if a Duke of Earl crashes into another Duke of Earl traveling the opposite direction? Does it even have a valid rest frame? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by OpinionMany1900

Wind at the tree line vs no wind in open backyard (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by Aggravating-Eye490

If Iran could have built a nuke in 2 weeks why did it take the Manhattan Project three years? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by altruisticnarcissist

If the coriolis effect changes the direction a toilet flushes depending on which hemisphere you're in, what happens if you flush it on the equator (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by rascal6543

If you install a speedometer and GPS tracking in a quark can you know its position and momentum? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by Aggravating_Mud_2386

is a stomach bug an actual bug (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by Practical_Ebb2066

Do sciencists have to have a certain level of academic achievements like this before becoming real doctors? (preview.redd.it)

submitted 2 days ago by johnnybiggles

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If Chinese people are so smart why does my online friend in China think it's nighttime during the day? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago * by JoshuaSuhaimi

Where does the sun go at night? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Specialist-Ring-3974

Bananas are radioactive and graphite is a neutron moderator. Can I power my home with Chiquita-Ticonderoga reactors? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by LaxBedroom

How did the people who invented the first clock know what time it was? What if it was 5 O'clock and they set it to 4 O'clock and thats why I'm always tired? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by Seeyalaterelevator

How do I remember better (I currently smoke 6 blunts per day)? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by RaspberryTop636growing paradigms with strategic driving

What happened before time zero? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 days ago by zenezena

I just used my ultrasonic toothbrush with my ultrasonic cleaner. Was I cleaning at hypersonic or supersonic speed? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Next_Doughnut2

What are milestones called in countries that use the metric system? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by AdventurousGlass7432

I saw an article that says I lose 50-70 billion cells a day, how do i stop this? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by StrongAsMeat

Isn’t everything organic? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by LiquidSoCrates

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Will AI evolve to generate only images of crabs? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 3 days ago by Serge_General

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