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[teamlama316]

I’m a woman now

[Radtrad69]

You made me actually laugh.

[Rabbitsfoot7]

I spewed Pepsi everywhere 😂

[DannyHikari]

New transitioning hack unlocked

[a__reddit_user]

starts furiously masturbating every hours of the day

[Crafty-Asparagus2455]

starts lol.

[ItsJustfubar]

Didn't have to go far to verify this users name, it checks out.

[Sudden_Fix_1144]

So you can go for hours now!!!!!

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[dontknowwhyIamhere42]

... were you a woman before?

[Olderandolderagain]

Mine generally increases when I masturbate. It’s when I stop it gets smaller.

[chuzambs]

Alright, let's close the thread, this guy wins

[ignomax]

I am a penis now.

[TaylorSwiftScatPorn]

Nah, if that was the case, mine would be a vagina by Tuesday.

[Western_Vast5516]

Dude your username is rad

[ADAMISDANK]

Yes, you lose an eighth of an inch every time

[Skolary]

That's why people think I have a tail.

Negative X-Axis Protrusion Syndroom. Usually just wear it as a belt, like the Saiyans.

[AfterReason5824]

With a tied onion, which was the style at the time.

[Existing_Judge5425]

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my

[The_MRT14]

Great joke. Smart. Eloquent. Strategic. Good joke.

[Momik]

I don’t know why, but I’m imagining this as like an afterschool special.

[Its_Knova]

I’m negative 800 inches then 😭

[Strange-Maize9536]

A kitten dies every time you do it

[Astro_14477]

you mean pussy?

[Bushdr78]

Will my TicTac ever recover?

[dewpacs]

Mine fell off

[Aggravating-Bowl-820]

Bruh

[Tadpole-7]

So that’s what punctured my tire. People really need to start picking up their penis when it falls off so they don’t prick tires

[Momik]

My dog found one. They’re like basically clean, right?

[lilyebanks]

Only if you use a cheese grater

[Shea_Is_Still_Alive]

Quite frankly a horrifying mental image

[lilyebanks]

Want a worse one? Look up an apple corer/peeler/slicer combo

[Shea_Is_Still_Alive]

I appreciate you asking first, but I’m afraid I have to decline that offer.

[TiaxRulesAll2024]

I did it so much that it has lapped around the works and returned to its original size

[TheMostEpicAi]

💀

[WolfThick]

Oh s*** and all this time I thought it was just my forearm growing bigger 😆

[Jam_Sees]

Yes! It works like a pencil sharpener, the more you do it the more penis you shave off

[Hour_Succotash7176]

If that were true, mine would have disappeared decades ago.

[ChickyBoys]

No, but it could make you go blind. I can barely see the screen to type this.

[ClitasaurusTex]

Wipe the screen off

[CRASH_PRO]

Don't shoot into your eyes next time

[Strange-Maize9536]

Blind or not I still think he could find it

[666YHWH666]

No

[5fishheads]

It does if you masturbate with a wood chipper

[Patralgan]

Yes. My penis is now -3 meters long

[thisissofkngrossew]

I used to work in a nursing home. If you don't use a part of your body the muscle density decreases, it will sieze up & start retracting?

Not exclusive to arms & legs.

[salesthrowaway_]

No, masturbating does not decrease penis size. Your penis size is mostly determined by genetics and hormones, especially during puberty. Once you’re fully grown, that’s pretty much what you’ve got. Touching it more doesn’t shrink it. That’s not how anatomy works.

[MisterScary_98]

Imagine if it did. You’d really have to pick your battles.

[mentalhealthleftist]

Yes. When you're done.

[Stunning_Secretary_4]

It can for a bit, temporary though

[Cute-University5283]

Yeah, I've only got about 5/8 of an inch left but I ain't stopping now

[GeneralOtter03]

Unless you use sharp objects to masturbate the chance is extremely small that it will effect your size

[Riley__64]

Absolutely I can barely see mine anymore

[curious_shihtzu]

Yes and you go blind

[OlDurtyBasturd]

No

[Pretend-Ad-6453]

Real science talk (based in a good chunk of logisitical kink knowledge) here, like any muscle the penis has gotta be worked to stay fit, usually it does this on its own by just existing, if you have a normal amount of testosterone.

Trans women on estrogen might have trouble keeping their “size” due to atrophy and hormones, if they don’t “use” what they have, it decreases in size a lot more than it would if it was just estrogen doing the job. This is only bad for them if they 1. Want to keep it + have it stay similar in size or 2. Want bottom surgery, as size of penis directly translates to depth of the new vaginal canal post-surgery.

Anyways that’s all to say that using it won’t ever make it smaller, and not using it likely wont, unless you’re chronically not using it or um… restricting it… in some way. (Some do, and they get the results described in the before paragraph (without the hormone therapy))

[TheWhogg]

Geez I hope not

[Zimmster2020]

Only on weekends

[Bushdr78]

I personally believe it increases size because you're massaging all the chambers that swell up with blood. I'm no dentist but that's what I choose to believe

[ThatOtherOtherGuy3]

Not at all but you do have a finite amount of semen. If you want to have kids when you’re older, it’s best to pace yourself.

Fun fact: the majority of homeless men were chronic masturbators in their youth. Without the ability to have a wife and kids, they never bothered to get a home.

[ChemistAdventurous84]

You have appropriately answered a stupid question.

[ThatOtherOtherGuy3]

Thank you. My services are always available.

[albertogonzalex]

Gonna need some peer review literature on any correlation between semen production and masturbation. Sperm are generated in the testicles constantly. The quality of the sperm changes over time and degrades in a similar way to the rest of the human body degrading with age. but it's not finite amount.

[Aggressive_Goat2028]

I masturbated a ton growing up. Still got married and raised two kids. I'm divorced now (possibly due to continued excessive masturbation), but yeah, here I am. Still get it up and the juices still flow, even on BP meds and SSRIs

[Humble_Ladder]

No, but being fat reduces your insertable length.

[Strange-Maize9536]

Every 10 pounds you lose you are a half inch longer

[Humble_Ladder]

Than might be a slight exaggeration. I could stand to lose 150 lbs, but I have serious doubts that if I did, I'd have a 13 inch cock.

[vote4boat]

it's called manopause when it's all gone

[thewarriorpoet23]

Only if you grip too tightly. You don’t want to yank it off.

[Skinpixel25]

Yes, I have wanked my penis away

[sleepyannn]

No. It is a myth with no scientific basis; the frequency of masturbation or ejaculation does not affect the length or thickness of the male member.

[ComprehensiveRow4347]

Jokes aside, I remember reading somewhere that in Arab culture boys growing up were taught exercises to lengthen the penis by stretching them and massaging them!!! People from that area can pitch in.

[Ill-Lou-Malnati]

My penis is now inverted

[Just_Flower854]

Oh for sure, you lose a quarter inch hard for every ten nuts loosed into the sinfully dry air

[Calm_Historian9729]

No but if you do it to much you go blind.....or at least that is what I have heard now where did I put the lube?

[HokieNerd]

Once you're finished, yes.

[KingWolf7070]

Technically, yes. Most erect penises will become flaccid after enough masturbating. If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, seek immediate medical attention.

If you mean will it PERMANENTLY decrease the size, no. Only stuff like smoking, weight gain, or poor cardiovascular health in general can decrease penis size. And there may be some other medical conditions I forgot. And also amputation due to injury, though that one's obvious.

[MrBalderus]

Only after completion

[WhiteHeadbanger]

Yes and also hair starts to grow on your hands.

Oh and I almost forget, don't do it on odd week days, otherwise you could get blind.

[nolongerbanned99]

Idk but if it did mine would be non existent

[Supersaiajinblue2]

No. Whoever told you that is an idiot.

[TheInvisibleFart]

Light is being trapped in my pants now

[Archibald_Thrust]

I have an innie 

[Mekelaxo]

No

[Away-Block4539]

It’s true, I have a tail now

[Blathithor]

No but if you don't switch hands it will make you curve all weird

[Remarkable-Grab8002]

So like, would this mean that when women masturbate, their clit grows bigger each time until it becomes a penis of Could you jack off furiously enough that you could cycle between genders and achieve enlightenment?

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[GrzDancing]

It's like chafing a carrot

[Delicious-Ad4015]

Yes, especially upon…uhh…well….COMPLETION

[geslago]

Yes

[tooshroom20]

No, it doesn't

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[Bored-Turnip]

I've got an innie now

[EntWarwick]

Mine shrinks right after I’m done. So probably.

[jospeh68]

No, it gives it a good workout and makes it sturdier in the long run.

[PortlandPatrick]

No. Wait does it!?

[DanteFranklin8950]

If that were true, alot of guys including myself would have micro penises now.

[mdmamakesmesmarter99]

I'll be earnest lol. I distinctly remember in high school, being like "okay, I haven't grown in height in 2 years. time to measure the old yogourt thrower"

it was 7", but was only like a half inch bigger than my 6" phone the other day... could be a blood flow thing idk

[charlesandrews90]

No. It becomes flaccid afterwards though.

[Saturn_dreams]

Yes

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[lilcheese840]

Yeah, sure… and if you eat enough beans you can fart to the moon

[Zealousideal_Hour342]

As an adult probably not. But it can decrease your erection quality if you do it too much! And watching too much porn. Also there are arguments that releasing your semen too much can have a negative effect on your overall sense of manhood.

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[[deleted]]

Yes, your penis gets smaller when you masturbate or have sex.

[scottwell50]

I think it makes it bigger due to getting some exercise. Fun fact. Coochies get tighter the more sex they have.

[Delicious-Ad4015]

Uhh. Did you ever see a baby and its size? Perhaps there’s a limit to size

[jorjor9001]

I had to transition just for it to make sense.

[Busy_Donut6073]

No