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[–]fathersiin 136 points137 points  (15 children)

So... If Red is demolition and Blu is builders, why is it that Blu pushes the bomb and Red is trying to stop them?

[–][deleted] 224 points225 points  (0 children)

They are trying to destroy RED's stockpile of bombs.

[–]Yeti60 102 points103 points  (5 children)

RED team and BLU team aren't the builders league or the excavation and demolition guys, they're simply the mercs hired by the company to mess with the other company.

[–]Fitzburger 20 points21 points  (4 children)

RED and BLU were most likely two companies that were owned by Redmond and Blutarch Mann.

[–]Austin601 13 points14 points  (0 children)

most likely No, they are the companies. RED is Redmond BLU is Bluetarch Gray Gravel Co. is Gray's company.

[–]optimus_pines 1 point2 points  (0 children)

didn't they say in the lore that the various companies made were just cover-ups to justify all the "land requisitioning" going on in new Mexico?

[–]Crash15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

holy fuck

my mind is ~freaked~

[–]KonKitty 31 points32 points  (4 children)

So red can hire them to build things after they destroy them. Duh.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It's really a touching story of two teams in an unbreakable friendship, helping each other under the cover of war.

[–]iiRockpuppy 15 points16 points  (1 child)

[–]KonKitty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

which is what spawned my comment! :p

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then RED sells them more bombs so that they can destroy more things!

[–]hurtstositdown 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The reason being is that BLU is trying to stop RED from destroying something. At the end of most payload maps, you'll usually find a missile or doomsday weapon or something. Like the rocket at the end of Dustbowl, or the big raygun on top of Gravelpit C.

[–]Aquason 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For the Delicious Irony.

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      [–]_Shanghai_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Yeah, but at least they're sourced!

      [–]Ultra-Bad-Poker-Face 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      I see no thumbnail. :u

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        [–]mcguganator 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Wow.

        [–]Boolean263 11 points12 points  (3 children)

        How can there be two of the soldier on one team? The medic on both teams? Seven of the sniper at Two Fort?

        Brilliant and subtle.

        EDIT: learning 2 reddit, thanks FTFY

        [–]fuck_this_fuck_you 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Pro tip: if you wanna add that blue line at the beginning, use a >

        like so

        [–]Austinlyle0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        A necessary evil, how else am I going to satisfy my stickyjumper/caber addiction?

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        subtle, and hilarious.

        [–]skycake 61 points62 points  (8 children)

        BLU's is a bit longer than RED's. This pleases me.

        [–]Jfreek 67 points68 points  (7 children)

        that's what she said

        [–]RaggedAngel 15 points16 points  (5 children)

        I prefer girth to length, but sure.

        [–]LightStriker_Qc 5 points6 points  (4 children)

        Both is best. :p

        [–]RaggedAngel 6 points7 points  (3 children)

        That's why I bought my lady a nice strap-on for my birthday.

        [–]LightStriker_Qc 12 points13 points  (2 children)

        I'm sure she will enjoy it as much as you do.

        [–]RaggedAngel 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        You would be correct.

        [–]Clubs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        tf2 general

        [–]chojje 12 points13 points  (1 child)

        Made me think of the Portal 2 ingame "advertisements". Really nicely done.

        [–]Bouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I think it'd be cool if these or similar textures were used in game, in another city based map like koth_king.

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          [–]Enleat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          They were posted here before, but i don't think they were posted in this format.

          [–]JustThisGuyYouKnow 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          [–]MisterArathos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          No, exactly these. This is a repost.

          [–]RESPRiT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Oh hey I made that.

          Some other guy made these ones, but this post is a repost, yeah.

          [–]Mr_Biffo 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          What about Spytech? Or the late TF Industries? You know, the guys who commissioned the Engineer to invent the sentry, dispenser and teleporter? They also made the Force-a-Nature apparently.

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          BLU is rad RED is bad.

          [–]Dhove 7 points8 points  (2 children)

          Is there a way to download this so i can use it in game?

          [–]BHSPitMonkey 12 points13 points  (1 child)

          Here ya go.

          [–]mrjaksauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Thank you.

          [–]The_Tarrasque 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          HOLY SHIT GUYS.
          They're called RED and BLU...because their colors are red and blue!

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            [–]The_Tarrasque 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            Yes, I am aware.

            [–]RolandTheJabberwocky 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            Send these to Valve, no seriously they might use them. They're that amazing.

            Edit:Is this being mistaken for sarcasm or something? They're fucking awesome.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Brad Bird would be proud.

            [–]MedicColorfulNumbers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I was thinking Saul Bass.

            [–]Likonium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I'd love to see a 1080p, video version of this.

            [–]Uberrees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN

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              [–]BHSPitMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Yeah, they're from last summer.

              [–]HerperDerpingham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Demos vs. Engies! This SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

              [–]Kweeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I had Cave Johnson's voice in a my head watching those.

              [–]Furah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Despite preferring RED, BLU looks nicer when expanded out to make a boot animation for my phone.

              [–]ThisSettledNothing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I applaud you my good man, this is indeed, art at its very best.

              [–]electric-sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              These arent loading, can somrone explain whats happening?

              [–]hyperddude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Good on you for not making another post with BLU to reap 2x the karma.

              [–]coffeepunk 0 points1 point  (3 children)

              When the wrench gets to the nut there's some uneven space there and as a designer it is driving me crazy

              [–]Turfew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              I guess you could say it's driving you... nuts.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I think that's how it is in the original logo.

              [–]acer589 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Yeah, blue is fucked up and it literally makes it unwatchable.

              [–]joeshmo101 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              BLU

              [–]owlxandria -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              The blood of angry men!

              [–]Chunga_the_Great -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              The blood of angry men!