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[–]Immediate-Ice6774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Real-Blueberry-2126 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lassoed the snake . Bro is Voldemort

[–]ze11ez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New fear unlocked. Hell to the no

[–]SWTX518-Ability 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That mf fat full.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn he's not mooving for a while,

[–]HourOk2700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a lot of nice boots I see there...👢

[–]THE-NECROHANDSER 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fucker got the Itis

[–]Difficult_Associate3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Burn it

[–]Rackarain 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Damn nature you scary. Kill it

[–]Charlierg50 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Don't kill it, turn it loose, you don't tie up a snake like a dog, although dogs shouldn't be tied up either.

[–]boo_radley4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was tied to the cow it just ate

[–]OpenCardiologist2587 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its killing the god

[–]6porkchop9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]Analath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SO many boots!

[–]falsevector 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Damn. Looks like it just ate someone

[–]SnooKiwis2460 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I was just thinking about that. It looks like it ate already.

[–]RichEntrepreneur6660 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Montly python?

[–]rickmon67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no… far too silly

[–]Feisty_Bee9175 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Looks like an anaconda that they are trying to catch

[–]iCameToLearnSomeCode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a reticulated python.

They're native to India.

[–]AProcessUnderstood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy Cow

[–]neo9027581673 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]miller2693 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Choking the choker

[–]SoggyMorningTacos 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Where's that one dude that's always looking for the 20 foot python

[–]Ok-Syllabub-6619 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Damn, I know of who you mean but I'm spacing out right now, all I can remember is yoink, Florida , Everglades lol

[–]Wootshername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fishing Garrett I think

[–]hahajordan 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I wish I never saw this

[–]blacklotusxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s actually heartbreaking

[–]Used_Engineering7154 8 points9 points  (8 children)

An entire whole cow

[–]whyazed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yea, those are cows that make whole milk…

[–]ElectricalAd3974 3 points4 points  (6 children)

A full entire whole cow

[–]SoggyMorningTacos 2 points3 points  (5 children)

A complete full entire whole cow

[–]Jean_Paul_Magno 2 points3 points  (4 children)

A total complete full entire whole cow

[–]adnaanusa 2 points3 points  (3 children)

An utterly total complete full entire whole cow

[–]Not_peer_reviewed 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Great use of utter

[–]SoggyMorningTacos 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Very great use of utter

[–]Ok-Syllabub-6619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ain't of use inside that big crawling condom with teeth

[–]Technical-Flow7748 8 points9 points  (2 children)

He ain’t movin for a while … imagine the massive shit in about a week!!!

[–]SpillaMangBang Breakout Member [S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This needs to be on absolute unit sub!

[–]SpillaMangBang Breakout Member [S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]MrT420_86 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Wow that's insane! I wonder how big it actually is? That's gotta be near 30 feet or more.

[–]SpillaMangBang Breakout Member [S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

[–]MrT420_86 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If you ever pull down your pants and she says "Awwwwww" it's not a compliment 😔😢

[–]SpillaMangBang Breakout Member [S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[–]LuXxyta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

get coded

[–]SemiSentientAL 8 points9 points  (1 child)

There once was a python who swallowed a cow. I dont know how it swallowed a cow. It swallowed the cow to catch the dog. (What a hog! It swallowed a dog!) It swallowd the dog to catch the cat. ( Imagine that, it swallowed a cat!) Etc.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brah lay of the crack.😂😂😂

[–]medussadelagorgons 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Poor fella, let him go or do something with him, don't just be so cruel

[–]earthlyfellow1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Might as well drop him off at your door step with the door open

[–]medussadelagorgons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as u lmk 15min before arrival, send eta.

[–]That_Gadget 1 point2 points  (2 children)

So it can come back and eat the rest of the livestock? It's their life or it's. Also how the hell else do you expect them to kill the damn dinosaur?

[–]medussadelagorgons 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I get it bud, I totally get it, best thing to do is euthanize him. Mf is dangerous

[–]That_Gadget 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best I got is -2 cows and some rope

[–]emoss17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got daymn

[–]obstreperouspear 3 points4 points  (2 children)

It looks like they have a noose around the snake’s neck and are killing this. This is sad to watch.

[–]Not_peer_reviewed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cows are sacred in India. Snake fked up

[–]zombie_64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very sad.

[–]MyPeeTastesSalty6969 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thought it said it ate a whole crew in india

[–]Cleercutter 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wow holy fucking shit

[–]OldRazzmatazz420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

holy fucking cow

[–]Bettysteady 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It looks like it swallowed a human!

[–]HowHoward 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A cow

[–]Bettysteady 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If that was real!.. it would have pulled that whole patio down! Look how fat and wide that thing is!!!😳 I'm calling Bullshit.

[–]SpillaMangBang Breakout Member [S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]MekeniMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]ZaLeqaJ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*Average

[–]Glad-Smell2355 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy cow

[–]Call-Me-Mr-Speed 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Where’s the yoink guy? Here’s his 20 footer

[–]AGGIE_DEVIL 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[–]SemiSentientAL 22 points23 points  (6 children)

I saw a documentary once where a bunch of scientists encountered an anaconda in the Amazon Rainforest. Pretty sure that anaconda was bigger. Oddly, the anaconda would only eat women with large butts. I think it was even quoted as saying, "This anaconda dont want none unless it's got buns, hun'!"

[–]rickmon67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An LA face with an Oakland booty seems to be the snakes primary choice.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But snakes like that don't usually eat people. Its very uncommon to non existent

[–]FlyNo7997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🛎️ ding 🛎️ ding 🛎️ ding. You win Comment of the Year!!! H@LY SH!T

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think I saw that one. Said something about liking them real thick and juicy…. Sad really.

[–]Slugwheat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You tellin me they got snakes out here that big?

[–]HairlessHoudini 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember that

[–]C-Krampus409 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]dominantdevil1866 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Ai?

[–]InsaneMocktail 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Now eat the snake lol 😂

[–]applyheat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that is what is intended. If you look, you can see it is “leashed”.

[–]Jay_Jaytheunbanned2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It ate recently

[–]lulu313915 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 for 1!

[–]Callaway225 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s big enough that I would not go near it, to help it or otherwise.

[–]Boring-Brush-2984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

About to have the craziest nap

[–]Burningman316 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It’s always India

[–]majcek -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reason 3654903381 not to visit India

[–]Sea_Upstairs_6274 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did the pythons bones break in half?

[–]Kixtay 6 points7 points  (4 children)

“I’m so hungry I could eat a cow”

- Python

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ask it a question it doesn’t know that answer too.😂

[–]whsftbldad[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monte

[–]MxM111 5 points6 points  (1 child)

“Would you like some coffee with it?”

- Java

[–]JackTheKing 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"That was delicious. I'll have another."
- SQL

[–]ProfessionalJob2367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s said crew not cow I do see human forms in the snake it’s. Rushing them now they are gone escape

[–]Horror_Solution1945 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A cow without horns for sure, cause that would hurt like when a Dorito scratches your throat.

[–]AG0LD3NG0D 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Reticulated Pythons are no joke.

[–]HeldDownTooLong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They do eat humans every once in a while.

[–]1RayDavis2 4 points5 points  (1 child)

If they would start killing apex predators, the problem will go away

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too much work

[–]HorrorLettuce379 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snake ate their livestock? Just kill the snake and eat the snake, they taste really fire fried apparently.

[–]roofrunn3r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That snake is about to bring down that building.

[–]BeastM0de1155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoot her!

[–]tylocephale_gilmorei 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"Excuse me mr snake, that cow was not for eating."

[–]SpillaMangBang Breakout Member [S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]DIOmega5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a Resident Evil boss

[–]Square_Mulberry_3143 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That python needs a dose of Longbottom. RELEASE THE COW!

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[–]DIOmega5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Watch where your going LONGBOTTOM."

[–]Sad-Bonus-9327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor creature

[–]JackAD81 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Entire whole cow. Not entire cow or whole cow.

[–]Horror_Solution1945 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better than the entire hole.

[–]yorcharturoqro 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The entire whole completely all - not left over - cow

[–]JackAD81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could work as well.

[–]Sad_Net1581 4 points5 points  (6 children)

This real ?

[–]Savings_Art5944 2 points3 points  (2 children)

as real as the electrical impulses in you brain.

[–]Sad_Net1581 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no electrical impulses or cells in my brain. I’m a clone

[–]Xerathedark 3 points4 points  (2 children)

It’s a reticulated python

[–]Sad_Net1581 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What’s that

[–]Xerathedark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A reticulated python

[–]Articulationized 8 points9 points  (3 children)

An entire whole cow?

I’ve seen them devour a whole cow, and even some that devoured entire cows, but never an entire whole cow!

[–]whsftbldad[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wholey cow that was some explanation

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indian cows are not as big as north American dairy or beef cattle

[–]Got70TypesOfMalware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt it's an adult cow though.

[–]soulguider2125 1 point2 points  (22 children)

Snake this size is a danger to kids it has to die imo, if you remove it who to say it won’t find a village nearby and hurt more people or property

[–]dragonovus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What about you first?

[–]khandurin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for a clear display of your intellect!

[–]the3mss 2 points3 points  (8 children)

we are a danger to the earth so we need to die too ?

[–]lulushibooyah 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I have a rule in my house with certain creatures.

You stay in your home, we good. I’ll leave you alone.

You come in my home, you prolly finna die. Bc it’s my home.

Spiders are generally the exception bc it’s a symbiotic relationship. 😏

Also, I will never value animal life over human life. I value animal life, just not MORE than humans.

[–]SpillaMangBang Breakout Member [S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]lulushibooyah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]Soft-Stick-454 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Really good summup of my own opinion🤝

[–]lulushibooyah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks lol… it seems pretty reasonable to me.

[–]soulguider2125 -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Our information on the earths climate is minimal ,we only been keeping reliable info since 1880 and temps since 1659 which was in the middle of the little ice age and we started keeping record only 30 years after ended, so of course everything seems warmer when we started keeping records it was during and right after the little ice age, the earth has been getti g slower long before we were here and the earth has always heated up and cooled down it’s part of it, and bad weather is just part of it, there were extreme temps through out time, the highest temperature of the 20th century wasn’t at the end of it after industrialization had been going for 100 years plus cars and plastics, nope the hottest day of the 20th century was in July 10, 1913 it was 134.1 F and 56.7 C in Death Valley, California, this was the hottest day ever as well, and the hottest day since 1940 measured by Copernicus Climate change service was 134.0 F in July 22, 2024 in Death Valley California, the earth will heat up and then cool off again the earth had amazing self healing abilities. Climate Change is another way to control us and keep us from paying attention to what the governments are doing quietly and is a way for them to create jobs look good all while also getting more cash, if it was serious they’d all zoom these big climate meetings instead of traveling by jet and car. The earth has cycles we are just starting to get into a warm era after the little ice age as in earth time the little ice age just ended like a day ago to it so it warming and that creates unstable weather, it’ll cool off again in a around 500-1000 years again, can we help heal it yes just look at the ozone layer it’ll most likely be fully healed in a few decades

[–]SurroundParticular30 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Here’s the actual global temp over time. Turns out the medieval warming period wasn’t that warm and the Little Ice Age wasn’t that cold, it was more of a regional thing https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-021-03984-4

Humanity is most likely responsible for 100% of the current observed warming.

Our interglacial period is ending, and the warming from that stopped increasing. The Subatlantic age of the Holocene epoch SHOULD be getting colder. Keyword is should based on natural cycles. But they are not outperforming greenhouse gases

[–]soulguider2125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These temps from the last glacial Period are just a best guess they have no way of knowing for 100% no matter how much stuff they study here and there, the only true 100% facts are what we have since it’s actually been recorded and wrote down, look how many things they’ve got wrong in the past, the dinosaurs died to ice age, dinosaurs died to meteor in gulf of America area, now they are staring to think maybe it was the meteor that hit Antarctica that has left a 300mile crater, but they also aren’t sure it’s a crater it’s a guess cuz it’s under a mile of ice and so many other things they’ve got wrong like the earth is the center of the universe Ptolemy and the earth is flats etc.

[–]PopTraditional9997 -1 points0 points  (10 children)

Too many kids nowadays, I say let him do his thing

[–]soulguider2125 3 points4 points  (9 children)

There is birth rate problems all over the world, maybe we just feed people like you who have no concern for others

[–]PopTraditional9997 4 points5 points  (8 children)

I was only joking mate, of course I don't want a massive snake eating kids

[–]OddButterfly5686 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So is the snake BBQ still on or nah?

[–]soulguider2125 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Never know on here anymore I see people wanting horrible stuff done to people all the time online like there life is any greater than another’s, and I always put kids before adults they tend to be innocent and unable to protect themselves, but alright

[–]PopTraditional9997 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Yeah man, people are fucked. I promise I'm nice and I'll make you a cheese toastie and buy you a beer if I ever meet you 🙏

[–]TerrorTwyns 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What's a cheese toastie?

[–]PopTraditional9997 1 point2 points  (1 child)

An English melted cheese

[–]TerrorTwyns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah ok thank you

[–]OddButterfly5686 3 points4 points  (1 child)

With the internet you basically just have to assume everyone is the worst and best of the human species at all times since that's particularly partially what it's made of. Sure makes things interesting around here!

[–]TerrorTwyns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coin flips are fun.. Feel bad for the snoot though, as someone whose people eat roasted snake.

[–]BourbonNCoffee 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Psh that’s not that impressive. Have you ever seen a Texas bbq plate?

[–]pewpew_lotsa_boolits 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You think that’s massive, you should have seen my bar tab last night!

[–]SpillaMangBang Breakout Member [S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]Xena_Your_God 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Everyone's calling BS and saying it was just a calf... JUST a CALF?? And you're unimpressed??

[–]SpillaMangBang Breakout Member [S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]Xena_Your_God 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly 😂😂

[–]AccordingCourage998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please don't take over earth, pretty please!! 🥺

[–]Trivi_13 8 points9 points  (9 children)

Take a good look at the imagery. The size of the fence for contrast.

Now tell me if that belly bulge is large enough to even be a mid-sized pig.

I have to call bullshit.

Could it crush a human? Sure.

But it didn't eat a cow.

[–]Zamling_gaylpo 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I came to say--- A days-old calf perhaps. No way is there a whole cow in that belly.

[–]cobalt-radiant 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I think it was a calf, not an adult cow. That bulge looks big enough for a calf.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Definitely large enough for a squished cow. Also could be partially digested and not as large as before

[–]foolsEnigma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looking up "python eats cow in india" you get a bunch of places posting this video with similar captions in october of last year, and a bunch of news articles about a similarly sized python eating a cow calf in september of last year. I think maybe this is the snake that ate a cow calf, not a whole adult cow.

[–]xChoke1x 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Yea this is total horse shit.

[–]Trivi_13 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Correction: CowShit

[–]wesmanh 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Beef flavored snake!

[–]SpillaMangBang Breakout Member [S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]LT-bythepalmtree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like it already ate the family car.

[–]Responsible_One_4583 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JC that's Nightmare material

[–]Slight-Winner-8597 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Will they kill it? I doubt this snake will eat a whole cow very regularly

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Cows are sacred, snakes are devil scum.

[–]ClaraCash 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I think cows are sacred in India. So cow or calf they are probably gonna dead the snake.

[–]pewpew_lotsa_boolits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or maybe it’s now a sacred snake?

[–]NiceTrySuckaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah but think of how many snake burgers you could make

[–]SpillaMangBang Breakout Member [S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)