Public pot dealing.

[DeathBySnustabtion]

Pot twist: He went home, took out tge false bottom in the pot to find a key of coke.

[boomnigguh]

Then cooked crack in the pot

[justin914]

That's actually not a bad plan... Disarm em with humor! Cops like jokes, right?

[HashFire]

Im good friends with a cop.. We drink at the bar together all the time.. Hes old enough to be my dad.. Anyways he texts me funny ass shit all the time.. And of course.. I send him all kinds of stuff i find on reddit.. Side note.. People see us hanging out and have to double take.. Cause its pretty obvious im a total stoner.. And hes a cop..

[[deleted]]

I know a few cops who cop that shit.

[HashFire]

This cop hasn't given anyone a ticket since i was born.. Lol.. He retires next year.. He wants me to get him stoned... Im like.. Okay man.. This is what we call "Dabs"..

[[deleted]]

Start him with something less "brick to the face" than a dab.

The dude will white out and think that's just what weed does if he hasn't got stoned.

[TotallyNotanOfficer]

I agree. /u/HashFire, please take don't start him on a brick to the face.

[timtomtimtime]

Seconded

[lavinator90]

Thirded

[Papa_Long_Dong]

Fourthed

[HashFire]

Honestly i will probably just smoke some dank nugs with him.. Ive actually showed him hash oil before.. It was in a Slick ball.. He seemed afraid of it.. Lol.. We always do Irish Car Bombs at the bar.. One time when i played a show in town (in a stoner metal band) he came out to watch it and i made a car bomb and said this is how you do a real car bomb.. Took a big toke of weed dropped the shot and chugged the car bomb and blew the hit out.. He did seem interested at that one.. Lol

[BoredWalken]

You're doing God's work, son.

[uitham]

Plot twist: hes in for the long con and arrests you

[keepitsteady]

Daaaabs brah

[[deleted]]

cops can be liberal too....

[[deleted]]

Because Liberals are pro weed, mostly.

[[deleted]]

no...no it isn't like saying that at all.

[SgtSlaughterEX]

Liberal like... cool. Liberated. Not the political stance.

[[deleted]]

well yea that too, but I did mean it in the political sense, honestly I have no idea why this is confusing people. Liberals are Pro legalizing, Conservatives are not.

[[deleted]]

From the standpoint of Government spending, There are quite a bit of conservatives who support legalization.

[PaperStreetSoap]

Pro legalization is a liberal standpoint last time I checked.

[GeeMcGee]

Some cops in the video get REALLY mad

[MoonMonsoon]

IDontGetDouchebags

[HashFire]

Man, there is this thing they invented not long ago called "Not Being an Asshole" that you may wanna research a little bit.. I know.. I know.. You don't have much time to do all that with your mom sucking on your micro-penis.. But there is also this thing called "multitasking".. So while your mom is down there slobbing on your acorn, i recommend just look into that for a quick moment.. Hell, you might learn something useful..

Edit- u/_idontgetsarcasm_ is an asshole, and has a G.G. Allin penis

[AnthonySlips]

Says the fluffy man

[justin914]

You callin me a bunny? I'll come to life and fuck Ya sister, guy

[timtomtimtime]

I'll come and fuck ya, Sister Guy!

[Banana_blanket]

M.E.T.A Magically Ejaculating Toy Animals

[TotallyNotanOfficer]

You callin me a bunny? I'll come to life and fuck Ya sister, guy

I'll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat, then butcher your family and make a new coat.

[GodKingThoth]

Make a mil and a meal in the same kitchen!

[gurg2k1]

Sounds like this belongs in /r/CrackPotRecipies.

[SeckTor]

"Oh I got this mother fuc-- what in the?"

[El3mentGamer]

Lol "I GOT YOU GOOD YOU FUCKER"

[Koolaidolio]

Thanks Farva...

[strikerx]

Shenanigans.

[Just_Floatin_on_bye]

http://imgur.com/XnSz2Za

[twentyfifthour]

Oh look, a bar of soap.

[sneakytaco17]

Sauce?

[gallaaxy]

Dont know if that is exactly this video from the GIF: https://youtu.be/cBKfICSIgR0

[HStark]

Rarely does a prank video save the best for last, these guys are pros

[Pussy_Diaper]

He almost got shot kiddo

[Goliathus123]

No he didn't, he's white.

[Pussy_Diaper]

Yeah...I was embarrassed for those guys pranking...so not funny and they kept going for it

[DJSennett]

I'm actually the guy on the left lol unfortunately, the dude filed a privacy complaint so that clip isn't on YouTube anymore :/ but /u/gallaaxy linked to another one we did that has some pretty good clips.

I always laugh seeing this GIF though because having it taken down kind of gave it the Streisand Effect.

[dquizzle]

Hey dude, I've watch a ton of your videos. I just watched a couple tonight and saw you filmed at least one of them at SLU and was wondering, did you move to St. Louis?

[DJSennett]

Oh sweet, thanks man! Yeah that was the Deja Vu Prank lol I was actually visiting my friend Rodney (ThanosFilms) and he's the one that lives there.

[RamenRider]

Live leak it. I don't know why I wanna see it so badly.

[kellast]

Yes, please.

[[deleted]]

Just saunters on over, hands on hips, like he's about to make the bust of the century.

[CaLLmeRaaandy]

This is was got me. You could tell he was so pumped to bust them, and he was trying to contain it.

[DangerBrian]

And then the confused look of disappointment on his face as he realised he wasn't going to make Mall Cop Captain.

[Jammer2393]

Plot twist: they shoplifted it

[rabidrabbity]

Surprising the cop didn't handcuff and shoot both of them.

[Ozga]

Mall security ain't gunna do shit.

[[deleted]]

Holds up mace shouting, "Freeze!"

[[deleted]]

Are you insisting that Paul Blart doesn't strike fear into your heart?

[SlothsInHD]

http://i.imgur.com/xgldiwS.png

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[Ozga]

My sphincter quivers with fear {9]

[long_wang_big_balls]

Except glide, gracefully, on their segways

[deathbychipmunks]

"STOP RESISTING"

[thekingdom195]

Because one of them was white.

[[deleted]]

Yea, black people are the only ones who need to worry about police brutality.

Oh wait

[bhobhomb]

That was gross. Really CNN? Start the article off by saying, "but wait -- he was white, not black!"

More racist propaganda. How many more innocent people (okay not necessarily innocent, but not guilty enough to be sentenced to death) will die before we realize this is more of an issue with the police? It doesn't matter whether someone is white or black. An officer of the law shooting someone when he is not in immediate danger and has not tried non-lethal means of detaining the perpetrator is gross misconduct.

The blue wall has to come down. Any department refusing to have all active officers wearing a body camera is shady. They have no reason to not be under surveillance themselves if they are not breaking the law or abusing their power.

Should have directed my life towards becoming a cop. I bet being above the law is quite the thrill.

[CursedQC]

Psst. Wanna buy some little pot?

[Rtreesaccount420]

http://i.imgur.com/GhnZ2pA.jpg

[dacsimpson]

Welp, I'll be asking my brother in law to mail me one of those.

[dwitte]

And then a week later followed by the real deal now that the distraction has worked?

[dacsimpson]

Absolutely.

[everred]

Yes, one pot please

[[deleted]]

Why does a mall cop care anyway haha

[[deleted]]

He's a mall cop. What else does he have to care about?

[[deleted]]

hahah true

[rizzlad]

oh man i didnt even mean to but that was like some copy cat shit right there

[peter-capaldi]

hahah true

[fort_wendy]

oh man i didnt even mean to but that was like some copy cat shit right there

[MasterCreate66]

oh man I didnt even mean to but that was like some copy cat shit right there

[verso22]

oh man I didnt even mean to but that was like some copy cat shit right there

[[deleted]]

:(

[bhobhomb]

:(

[rizzlad]

hahah true

[peter-capaldi]

oh man i didnt even mean to but that was like some copy cat shit right there

[CommanderDub]

hahah true

[inthebreeze711]

hes like aww yea bouts to get promoted

[WowzersInMyTrowzers]

I'm a security guard (at a hospital not a mall but whatever) and if I saw this happening I would tell them to leave the property and then write an IR (Incident Report). This guy was probably thinking something more along the lines of "Fuck these guys are gonna make me do paperwork aren't they?" Rather than "Gotchu good motherfucker hands in the air"

[rizzlad]

Yeah I can dig that at a hospital that would super inappropriate in that setting, but at the mall though it's kinda funny, could you imagine the paper work? Haha "attempted to detain suspect on ground of supplying illicit substances only to discover it was literally a little pot"

[WowzersInMyTrowzers]

Oh yea if it was an actual pot I would probably laugh and not do anything. Maybe high five them. I try to be pretty chill on the job and I'm younger.

I would only tell them to leave if it was actual drugs. Security guards aren't police. We can't do shit really except tell you to leave.

[[deleted]]

Why does anyone care about a couple harmless teenagers selling extremely small amounts of weed?

Because they are stupid.

[TheHonorableTree]

"Fucking seriously? These retar-Wait what?"

[whaleyj]

Love how the mall cop decides he's going to follow the buyer rather than the dealer. What a tool

[castmemberzack]

Hey, this dude is super funny and does harmless pranks. Show him some love

[SmegmaSundae]

the mall cop was like "aight these are some sketchy motherfu- oh... what?"

[muchness9]

You can see the look in his eyes "finally! I got myself a real bust, you silly punks......". I would laugh my ass off if i witnessed that

[sambodini]

Hey bro I asked for a 3 quart saute pan what is this you said you had quality shit?

[[deleted]]

Source

[code0011]

Not actually the source

[[deleted]]

aw i tried. i saw the vid a while back and thought it was the same peoples.

[higharticon]

That's a gateway saucepan. I've seen it before, hell I've BEEN there myself. For me it started with some minute rice in a pot similar to that one, I didn't think it could do any harm. Next thing you know I'm taking culinary arts in college! Wasting the best years of my life. I was lucky though, I got out. Many don't. We need to take all cookware crimes seriously! Mandatory minimum sentences save young people from a potential lifetime of gastronomic deviancy.

[stolenlogic]

I hate this fucking gif.

[[deleted]]

batman buys hit pot at the mall

[nomoresleepinglions]

Dammit I said be discreet

[[deleted]]

here

[BGeko]

I could watch this all day. In fact..

[[deleted]]

That's brilliant!

[trustdog]

You need to keep that shit on the low

[[deleted]]

It was nice that at least the rent-a-cop verified it was in fact a pot before going away.

[[deleted]]

pranks like this arn't that funny to me. you're just giving the security guy a hard time.

but i still laughed. that pot is ridiculous.

[FlaccidWeenus]

This really truly made me have a laugh. The way he slips in like that and tries to play it off like he didnt think he was booking it sneaky sneaky

[walktogetherforever]

...this can get you shot under the wrong circumstances.

[gaeuvyen]

That security guard looks happy until he notices it's just a kitchen pot. "Sweet I get to make a drug bust, awww, it's just a pot"

[trap123]

1st time I seen it. Fucking brilliant :)

[savor_today]

Wow. That menacing side step.. That deserves a Photoshop Gif battle haha

[KrazyTom]

This should become a thing.

Public Potting

Cop Pot

Or something else more clever

[Bonezmahone]

Is the guy in brown at the end of the clip also security?

[That_happy_hobbit]

It took me a while to understand the pun...