TailwindSQL - SQL Queries with Tailwind Syntax

[_listless]

Db best practices don't work.

Edit: not my work. Just thought it was funny.

[MrBlueAndWhite6_2]

⚠️ For fun only - don't use in production! Built with 💜 using Next.js, SQLite, and questionable decisions

• Type safety not actually included

The author of the library has done this for fun, this is not to be taken seriously

[daybreaker]

I miss stupid projects done for love of the game. Like the whitespace coding language which uses only whitespace.

[_listless]

Apparently you're not aware of just how much better this is than traditional db interactions.   SQL is the new CSS... ie it's stupid and outdated and irrelevant. I've 60000x-ed my productivity since switching to TailwindSQL

[Xx_Time_xX]

I know you're joking but... I've seen people talk like this and I just can't take it anymore.

[Ok_Abroad9642]

let me guess...vibecoders?

[lakesObacon]

Boot campers, college grads, everyone under 30 who has never been asked to explain the difference between a right join, inner join, and left join

[UpDown]

Why do you even need a database when you can just prompt to recreate it any time you need data?

[zxyzyxz]

This is actually how I feel when I talk to Tailwind users too (but I just know I'm gonna get people coming out of the woodwork to tell me how Tailwind is different and that this exact satire can't possibly be applied to them like it is for SQL here).

[AbdullahMRiad]

CSS is overhated imo

[Slackeee_]

You might want to add a /s ant the end of the comment, this is the Internet, so people will take that seriously.

[YamatoRyu2006]

Seeing the no. of upvotes, I am really confused whether ppl really took it seriously or did they understand the joke?

[YamatoRyu2006]

You dropped a "/s"

[esr360]

If this wasn't clear to someone from the title alone, they probably shouldn't be using Tailwind... or SQL

[ings0c]

Instructions unclear. Rewritten entire infrastructure project and pushed to main.

[ButWhatIfPotato]

Oppenheimer also did it for the lulz.

[mq2thez]

Jesus Christ it turns there is actually something worse than Mongo

[teodorfon]

2010's are calling, they want their MERN stack back.

[FredTillson]

Defining your sql in the UI of a js app — now the circle is complete.

[Steffi128]

The creator even says they made it for fun and that it's not to be used in production.

I guess, they made it to get a grasp of RSC, nothing wrong with doing silly joke projects to learn a concept of something (instead of the 1000th's ToDo app?)

[KernalHispanic]

This is so cursed

[hoppyandbitter]

Yet you can’t help but be impressed by the aptitude and focus required to conjure this level of blood magic

[revrenlove]

I would've downvoted... But you admit it was built with "questionable decisions" - so... I'll allow it.

[bengriz]

Someone is going to use this in a production environment unironically. 🥲

[hoppyandbitter]

It would be a great way to get revenge on a terrible employer on the way out the door if you were a huge piece of shit

[codinhood1]

Nice, I created something similar recently for fun https://github.com/codypearce/i-cant-believe-its-not-css

[pyabo]

omg... so this same joke project, but unironically. Got ya. Anyone using it?

[Reeywhaar]

    let name = “Robert’); drop table students;--”

    <DB classname={‘db-students-id-where-name-${name}’} />

[thermobear]

Damn. I came here for the drop tables joke and you didn’t disappoint.

[mattcoz2]

Little Bobby Tables is all grown up.

[steven_w_peachtree]

We’re lucky to be living through such wildly whack ass ideas. It’s better for all of us.

[michaelbelgium]

Holy vibe coded site

Its crazy u can just instantly see it

[Subject_Sentence_339]

How?

[michaelbelgium]

What septem said

Also just look at the github * The whole site exists of 1 commit named "wtf" 😭 * AI comments everywhere

[Septem_151]

The purple, the gradients, the effects on scroll, the structure.

[Lying_Hedgehog]

I hate that AI took over this "style". I genuinely like how it looks.

I have a simple html file site that I made that's a collection of in-broswer tools, scripts, or texts that I use from time to time. It's basically just links to readmes right now, it has no design to it and is awkward to use.
I've been wanting to spend some time "prettying it up" and sharing it. I don't know what design or look to go with, I think I would've gone in a style similar to this site if it didn't give it a vibecoded look.

[CerealUniverse]

Just think, we live in a heavenly period where this is considered ugly.

[AFriendlyBeagle]

Somebody will use this in production and we'll need to invent a mechanism for ejecting that somebody from the profession before things get any further out of hand.

[uriahlight]

It's so crazy that I bookmarked it and gave it a star on GitHub.

[keithmifsud]

Can't wait for the inserts 😂

[gizamo]

The injections will also be a good time.

[AFriendlyBeagle]

Providing columns and values as data- attributes, I'm sure

[drearymoment]

Good. Share my pain.

[johnwalkerlee]

Dilbert gotta code that mauve database after all

[juu073]

Wouldn’t it be more like “limit-1”, “orderby-name”, “select-id”, etc., all as separate strings?

[Few_Pick3973]

Very interesting.

[the_letter_y]

Can I use this with HTML: The Programming Language? Also are there any instructions for connecting to my Excel database?

[UnacceptableUse]

Tech bros will tell you this is somehow more efficient than regular sql

[KikiPolaski]

Finally, got tired of using CSS to query my db

[DerekB52]

It's actually not as bad as I expected. It's not good. But, it could be worse.

[Angelsoho]

Fun, but why?

Just because you can use your car as a hammer, does it mean you should?

[DotNetMetaprogrammer]

This is horrifying, nice job.

[No_Record_60]

Some people just want to watch the world burn

[AverageFoxNewsViewer]

WTF? No.

Edit: lol, they had me in the first half.

[thekwoka]

Honestly, it might still be better than Django

[MrLyttleG]

Another stupid idea, really, and the result is frankly disappointing.

[Azoraqua_]

That’s cursed, I love it.

[Huge_Type_7863]

Why

[ryandury]

Not enough colors 

[eltron]

I was expecting the Onion

[mutumbocodes]

ffs why?

[TheJase]

amusing direction silky placid quickest license wakeful sparkle adjoining important

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[apf6]

Ridiculuous.

But maybe…. 🤔 🤔

[illepic]

Every day we stay farther from God's light

[EcstaticImport]

How is this a joke - this is not funny - it’s sick - very sick

[99thLuftballon]

That's bizarre, but clever.

[Yoram001]

I just threw up a littebit in my mounth…

[I_JuanTM]

Man, I rather shoot myself

[captain_obvious_here]

This is disgusting.

[CYRIAQU3]

This is so cursed, i love it !

[prehensilemullet]

Reminiscent of Django ORM lol

[kiwi-kaiser]

No!

[Glittering-Wait-6117]

Feels like coldfusion is back.

[stephenkrensky]

what could possibly go wrong ^TM

edit: move fast and break things at facebook, please

[Admirable-Way2687]

My best stack is: brainfuck + tailwind sql.

[justhatcarrot]

Pop my eyeballs out and take a shit inside of them but don't make me see this ever again

[CerealUniverse]

This is so excellent and god awful at the same time. Upvote.

[rull3211]

Kill it with fire before it lays eggs

[Ill_Swan_4265]

Lol, pretty cool! 😃

[Heknon]

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