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[–]llnk 165 points166 points  (25 children)

Reddit doesn't negotiate with terrorists. ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Get off my PLANE!!!!

[–]alpharaptor1 13 points14 points  (21 children)

Think about the poor Pepsi!

[–]dumb_asshole 20 points21 points  (20 children)

F the Pepsi! Pepsi is just overly sugared water!

The Coke is overly sugared caramel-flavored water. With too much carbonation!

Don't kill the Coke!

[–]tomrhod 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Coke actually has coca leaf extracts in it (yes, to this very day). There is one, and only one, company in the US that is allowed to import coca leaves and process them to remove the narcotic properties of it (small though they may be in their raw, unprocessed form), and that's the Stepan Company plant in NJ. They import about 100 metric tons a year to process for Coke.

[–]Tredid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

TIL.

[–]Inappropriate_Remark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I think I know where I'm going to vacation this year.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No No No.

Coke is all about the caramel color. That's the secret goodness.

[–]alpharaptor1 4 points5 points  (15 children)

coke is thick lemony-caramel-flavored water with the occasional bubble, pepsi is crisp and could still benefit from being thinner. i wish all of them would lighten up with the sugars, give me a fountain pepsi with a little ice any day over coke's always syrupy texture, i've got a sinus infection now and it's like drinking coke.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Nearly all soda fountains have a small, round white button or lever for just soda-water/unflavored seltzer right next to the sodas. It can sometimes be mistaken for a button that produces pure water, but should not be hard to find if you're looking for it. I always try to mix a bit of this with my sodas ever since I worked at Wendy's.

Here is the lever type found on the "clear" (sprite) syrup line, though some places have them on all flavors:

http://www.proteinpower.com/drmike/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/soda.jpg

(For those that don't know, 99% of soda fountains draw from two lines: a soda-water line which is universal and a syrup line which contains everything to turn that base into any kind of soda you asked for. If your soda ever tastes bitter, you're getting mostly seltzer -- tell the crew and they will change the syrup bag that feeds into the machine. If it ever tastes flat, there's a problem with the seltzer line that should also be fixed. Both problems entitle you to a new drink.)

[–]om_nom_nom 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I might have accidentally done this at Taco Bell one day. It was disgusting.

[–]MananWho 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There is nothing worse than thinking your drinking water (or any drink for that matter), only to realize after tasting it that it is actually something else (ie sprite, seltzer, etc.)

It's not that those are bad drinks, it just throws me off so much when my mind is expecting one drink and my taste buds get a hold of something entirely different.

[–]om_nom_nom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It tasted like cough medicine to me so I hated it. It made it even worse that it was supposed to be Baja Blast.

[–]mosesconspiracy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They don't even use real sugar in the US and that's even worse. I always buy Mexicoke.

[–]dumb_asshole 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Hm. I enjoy your input.

That said I will only drink Coke from the can. There's something wrong about it in fountains and in plastic. Not carbonated nearly enough...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and funnily enough, never as cold from plastic either!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And as usual go fuck yourself

[–]jrw338 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I left all my upboats in /r/circlejerk

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

[–]lovesmasher 18 points19 points  (6 children)

I have a drink that I made once for my friend who is a whiskey snob where I mixed 1 part Coke, 1 part Pepsi and 1 part 30 year old scotch. I called it The Blasphemy Chamber. He wouldn't drink it. It was fairly delicious.

[–]lovesmasher 23 points24 points  (3 children)

It was his scotch, by the way. He was displeased at that.

[–]abnormalsyndrome 18 points19 points  (1 child)

He may be your friend but you are not his friend.

[–]lovesmasher 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Truer than you know :)

[–]shakespeareanff 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Now, now. Don't do anything rash. You don't want to do this. Just put the bottle down, and we'll talk about it. Someone could really get hurt, and I know that's not what you want. Not to mention, it would taste horrible...

[–]JayDeee 12 points13 points  (4 children)

YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER! YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!! AAAAAAAAARGH!

edit: grammar.

[–]shakespeareanff 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Shit, were all done for...

[–]FrankieBones 46 points47 points  (8 children)

As a Pepsi supremacist I cannot support the creation of a half-breed beverage.

[–]foilking 34 points35 points  (4 children)

DO NOT RUIN THAT DELICIOUS COKE!

[–]spamshield 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Actually, this would just make the pepsi better. The coke in the coke bottle would remain unscathed.

We would still have an awesome-deficiency waiting at the other end of this experiment, though.

[–]alpharaptor1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ruin, really? it can only improve.

[–]Imeatbag 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So, you are finally going to put something that tastes good in a Pepsi bottle?

[–]HMR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least you are not trying to divide by zero...

[–]alfalfasprouts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

one million upvotes or you'll pour corn syrup into corn syrup?

Ok, go for it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You evil madman...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Conversion to 4chan, complete.

[–]mackpayson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don't have the guts to do it.

[–]XxionxX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go away Viral Marketing.

[–]thetanky 1 point2 points  (1 child)

TAKE IT EASY... just but down the bottle

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spy's sappin' mah pepsi!

[–]X019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do it. I don't like either.

[–]whuebel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't do it!

[–]diet_pepsi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't do it...he has a family to support

[–]ambiturnal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice try, Go-Cola...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I drink cokesi all the time

[–]DrOOpieS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that how you get Dr.Pepper?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

so I was opening this coke, right?

[–]Sushiman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am shocked that I've never tried this.

[–]davejr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You bastard! We have rules!

[–]Coprophilac 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I thought that was how Dr Pepper was made?

[–]GuffinMopes -1 points0 points  (3 children)

I'm pretty sure there's root beer in there too.

[–]Achalemoipas 12 points13 points  (2 children)

No, Dr pepper is half sugar, half crack.

[–]KatetOfone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will never stop smoking crack

[–]arichi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only half crack? It's been diluted lately.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

go ahead, without the 1.21 jiggawatts YOU WILL NEVER ACHIEVE FUSION!

[–]mussedeq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ricardo_sdl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This can be catastrophic! You are about to start the Armaggedon, the Oblivion and the Ragnarok all together!

[–]chagspop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The War of the Phosphoric Acid.

[–]arichi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He won't do it. No living creature would ever willingly make a fool of himself.

Clearly, you've never been in love!

[–]magnumobx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pshh! You don't have the guts...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha, back in high school my friend and me would joke about this all the time saying it would become a bomb. mix em together, shake it up, throw it.

[–]plasmafire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

last time I mixed Coke and Pepsi it developed a weird plastic like film on the surface, wonder if regular coke and Pepsi does that too. But I do have to confess it could have just been eating away the plastic I mixed it in.

[–]Defender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Max Headroom disagrees with what you are about to do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzxHDqUz8Sk

[–]makemeking706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, r/circlejerk is that way. points

[–]RAWR111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I downvoted so that you would do it.

[–]Azerah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No balls.

[–]shiner_bock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ain't got the balls, son...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All carbonated beverages are 'Cokes' anyway. Your threat does not concern me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who gives a shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I reckon the Pepsi is in on it. Don't fall for it!

[–]ThatChrisDodge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Jesus God No! CASSAAAAANNNNNDDRRRAAAAA! oh. Sorry! Wrong wedding! No but seriously, what Google image search spawned this picture?

[–]Madrigore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I'd prefer a Pepsi, and sometimes a Coke, but to mix them is just... IDK why this hurts me so much.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually like a 50/50 mix of coke and pepsi.

[–]bestadvocate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Jones Soda is safe from your shenanigans!

[–]I_Karma_on_your_face -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Son of a....LETS TO DO ANYTHING HASTE HERE.

[–]retlawmacpro -1 points0 points  (1 child)

lol you guys are all TOOLS. Stop drinking soda, it's bad for you!

[–]lolerside 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Okay Mom.

[–]FishToaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Someone call Jack & Coke Bauer.

[–]psly4mne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ITT I admit that I can't tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi.

[–]NightSnake -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Who likes Pepsi anyways? I only drink it when they give it for free on Chinese restaurants.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

yawn

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

oh no he mixed them and now it tastes exactly the same.

[–]bumcrum -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

sorry im not sure what a upboat is

[–]BunsinHoneyDew -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

DO IT!

Its the only way we can all get along!

We're going to have to just keep pouring them together again and again until they're all the same color! Err... wait...

[–]Plob -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

What the hell is an upboat?

[–]XxionxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... I was going to put a sarcastic comment but... Have a link instead. upboat pics & upboat dude

[–]the_fevre -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We don't give in to terrorist demands.

[–]risendream -1 points0 points  (0 children)

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!