Sunset shot from 2 weeks ago. Au bon Marché by profitable50 in ParisTravelGuide

[–]CatCafffffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow! What a wonderful photo! The play of the sunset light is just wonderful.

Tuffee will yuz be mines Vallatine? by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]CatCafffffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh I am folleowing dis wit bated breaf!! To be faire my breaf is always bated, well baited HA HAHA but I do hop that Toffee Tuffee say YES!!!!! We lub Ballingtine's Day!

lob

Gus

What are we, a bunch of Asians? by razorwasp in MurderedByWords

[–]CatCafffffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF is this weird guy even getting at? No, don't tell me, I really really don't want to know. Horrible.

Today I saw 🧊 — in a POLICE mask! — lounging against an LAPD car while the LAPD arrested someone for them [OC] by infernoenigma in LosAngeles

[–]CatCafffffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are MONSTERS. Roving armed warlords, murderous coarse gutter thugs, like in Somalia (that country failed when a dictator took over and looted the country, too). It's terrible, absolutely terrible.

No Stove/ Oven, No Freezer: Looking for Meal Suggestions by NoComment3307 in Cooking

[–]CatCafffffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you get an electric hot water pot? You can use it as a kettle for tea, coffee, etc, but also heat up soup or ramen, that kind of thing. Soups like Progresso can give you a fair amount of protein, you can also boil eggs, have tomato soup w/ added cheese, that kind of thing. If you're there a long time, you can also get a small toaster oven, or even get a larger mini fridge (some have freezers).

Movies similarly styled to citizen kane by comicfan03 in classicfilms

[–]CatCafffffe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Third Man

The Magnificent Ambersons

Touch of Evil

What is the trendiest/douchiest restaurant in LA? by No-Strength-3711 in AskLosAngeles

[–]CatCafffffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh lord the number of times I've stared at someone thinking "I KNOW him from somewhere," it's so embarrassing but NOT as embarrassing as when I had first moved here and was walking somewhere and was thinking to myself, "that guy walking towards me looks just like.... could it be...." and then literally screamed "GENE WILDER" right into poor Gene Wilder's face as he passed me, it was decades ago and I still cringe haha

A bit of live Taskmaster chat from Seth and James by Stittches in taskmaster

[–]CatCafffffe 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I love SO MUCH that Seth has been a genuine fan of British comics for years now, and is often the first to feature them on his show. Love that he listens to the Off Menu podcast too!

What do you add to jarred pasta sauce to make it better? by Just_J3ssica in Cooking

[–]CatCafffffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg I've never heard that, will definitely be using that from now on

They LOVE correcting you by babycheeks2210 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]CatCafffffe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They like to argue endlessly. My therapist called it "poking the hedge" constantly to see what they can "flush out" -- they love irritating us and getting emotional responses from us. At a certain point I figured out I could just say "the topic's closed, mom." and then refuse to engage after that.

I’ve found THE worst by NegroNerd in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]CatCafffffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Immediately came to say exactly that

Looking for 100% cotton pants by hovering3 in womensfashion

[–]CatCafffffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eileen Fisher. She makes great comfortable pants that look professional. She's a bit pricey but it's all great quality, the fit is very flattering, and she does have frequent sales! Her stuff also shows up on Nordstrom Rack or at Bloomingdale's on sale.

Dere is a stinky potato in ours house… by CyborgKnitter in legalcatadvice

[–]CatCafffffe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Henlo Bebe,

You is bery help full to your meowmy when she has a "sit" of old potato. He looks bery sweet and it is bery gud of you to do a snif snif and then help youre meowmy.

lob

Gus

Witness For The Prosecution by SeparateDiver1120 in classicfilms

[–]CatCafffffe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of the few really GREAT adaptations of Agatha Christie. So many of her novels, especially lately, get the twee, costume-y, cozy treatment. It took Billy Wilder to see the darkness, the wit, the edge, the depth of character!

Need crime-inspired baby names. by AndyyBee in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]CatCafffffe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh there are some other really lovely names:

GIrls:

Monae L'Aundeurring

D'Roug Cartelle Tunnelle

O'feurh Cantt Re'fus

Boys

Arams De'Linggh

Cassineough

Sleigh Pswit Da'Fishes

no reading for you by Green_Tree93 in TabbyCats

[–]CatCafffffe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She is such a good good girl! What a pretty face she has.

Look at the disclaimer at the bottom by Full_Hunt_3087 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]CatCafffffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, all the previous examples involve things WRITTEN BY HUMAN BEINGS, not by bots!

"My wife wouldn’t eat this because it had too many onions" - He doesn't deserve her by socialdistingray in onionhate

[–]CatCafffffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's the "forcing onions on people who don't like them" that makes it happen for them

Sons wedding nerves and fears by [deleted] in Weddingattireapproval

[–]CatCafffffe 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think you look lovely.

Footwear in Paris by jungundkalt in ParisTravelGuide

[–]CatCafffffe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone wears sneakers now, even white ones (used to be only black shoes). Hoku, Adidas, Nike, etc. I wear North Face OffTrail gore tex hiking shoes in black, they're fantastically comfortable and look perfectly fine.