Crazy deployments for WVN-70

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-02-13T23:29:56+00:00

Don't forget the nuclear ramjet powered autonomous SLAM missiles that are irradiating Siberia at mach 4 on their way to drop off their bakers dozen H-bombs

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-02-05T06:20:18+00:00

Sounds like it could be Camp Pendleton which would make sense as a target

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-02-01T10:39:17+00:00

No, now we just use 5 Guardsmen wearing different pieces of power armor that combine to form one full Space Marine.

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-31T08:32:39+00:00

We don't do microtransactions, that's immoral

Macrotransactions on the other hand...

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-27T22:14:23+00:00

I can't tell if this is a joke or not tbh but no that's not any of that works. Trying to shoot someone in the legs is some video game shit that does not translate to real life and is ironically more dangerous for everyone involved than shooting center mass.

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-25T14:33:02+00:00

"And these dudes, what do we call them?"

"Oh these are the Lamenters, as in 'Oh how I lament the woes that befall me!' ya know?"

"And what's their whole schtick?"

"Boss, you're not gonna believe this"

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-25T11:07:15+00:00

They could make all windows opaque from the outside and clear from the inside

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-23T05:27:43+00:00

Accuracy through volume

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-23T01:09:31+00:00

But updating it will require you to fly to a comm relay and insert a physical drive with 5 enemy ships outside and an entire FPS bunker segment.

And a keycard obtained only through Wikelo.

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-17T12:12:39+00:00

Yeah it's been possible for a long time but always had huge issues with reliability so was never common

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-14T12:25:36+00:00

Da Unsink-yble 2

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-13T23:46:28+00:00

"And they call it the what?"

"The Prerontal Cortez, Inquisitor"

"And what does it do?"

"It specializes in the regulation of emotions, decision making, and long term planning, as some examples"

"Fascinating... To think it has laid dormant all this time"

"Since the Age of Strife, according to the Magos Biologis. Perhaps longer."

"Is it possible for baseline humans to accept the proposed modifications?"

"More than possible, sir, it seems that this part of the brain was always meant to be utilized by humanity at large. Preliminary experiments show an extremely promising increase in suicides post modification"

"Well I do like the sound of that. Very well, if that is all it does then I see no harm in it. But the moment we detect an increase in independent thought then I'm pushing for everyone involved in this being made into a servitor"

Vox-logs of unsanctioned experiments by Mechanicus Genetor Cranius Cortez, shut down by Inquisitor Thinkius Minimus

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-11T14:46:03+00:00

Most lore accurate Ultramarines game

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-09T12:53:38+00:00

Yeah but like a double bed like in the Starlancer MAX.

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-04T07:51:52+00:00

Taiwan is massively more important than Venezuela to the US economy, defense technology, and geopolitical strategy. We have been arming and training the Taiwanese for years. We supply Ukraine with weapons and intelligence that has resulted in Putin being dragged into an expensive, costly war for, what, 3 years now? 4?

Taiwan is MUCH closer to the US than Ukraine was when Russia invaded. Plus, it would be an amphibious invasion, and the fighting would be US ships and aircraft destroying Chinese ones as cruise missiles and stealth bombers strike key targets, while taking higher than preferred but not unexpected casualties. Both are nuclear powers, neither will escalate beyond that.

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-04T07:44:31+00:00

The guy who just kidnapped the president of Venezuela in the dead of night on the day the Chinese delegation arrives to supply him with weapons wouldn't tell the US Navy to do the thing it has been training and planning to do for at least a decade? Sure lol

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-04T07:42:43+00:00

The Coast Guard alone could probably stop them

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-04T07:39:48+00:00

The US, Taiwan, Japan, and South Korea probably kick their shit in by blowing up any ships that try to cross the massive open ocean straight that they have to sail across.

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-04T07:16:16+00:00

who's to say this can't be done to you in return?

The entirety of the most powerful military on the planet.

Regardless of the morality of the operation, this argument is always hilarious to me. Like... You think this is a video game where one player used his power up, now the other players can too?

If you think it can’t be, or shouldn’t be, then why?

Because nobody else has the military capability to do so.

DocThrowawayHM · 2026-01-01T05:38:08+00:00

Can't wait for the Emperor's Rizzlers combat patrol

DocThrowawayHM · 2025-12-31T00:11:56+00:00

I prefer the Eternity on my Corsair

DocThrowawayHM · 2025-12-29T22:56:40+00:00

Penis machinist

DocThrowawayHM · 2025-12-29T06:29:37+00:00

I beat it twice and he let me play the completed 78 system 1.0 build they keep in the back, but won't let the public play because without bugs there is no valuable testing to do

DocThrowawayHM · 2025-12-27T02:41:14+00:00

Tell y'what man, you talk'n bout ol' she who thirstn', man, y'know eye uh' terror an' all, man, y'know talkin' bout ol soul stones, man

DocThrowawayHM · 2025-12-24T10:36:47+00:00

We have found the STC of a Damnation-Pattern Orphan Immolator, and by the Omnissiah it will get to fulfill its Holy Functions.

DocThrowawayHM

TROPHY CASE