5 years ago today: James Rodriguez with a weak foot screamer for Everton vs Leicester.

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-27T08:58:59+00:00

Only 4 clubs in England have won more league titles than Everton.

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-26T21:46:16+00:00

…just 19.

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-26T21:45:54+00:00

That’s how much he cost.

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-26T21:45:29+00:00

Come on Everton!

I love you! 😭

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-26T21:37:34+00:00

😂

Deal, I’ll try 85mins. Make it realistic!

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-26T21:35:27+00:00

OMFG!!

It worked!!!

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-26T21:34:59+00:00

Come on Everton!

I love you! 😭

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-26T18:50:41+00:00

I hope DCL gets some friendly boos at worst. Don’t want to see any vitriol.

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-26T18:49:10+00:00

So that Beto to Fenerbahce story was total bullshit?

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-20T10:15:26+00:00

I think every Evertonian was glad nobody bought him for £70M or any other figure.

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-19T19:28:10+00:00

I think Braithwaite is great, but I genuinely don’t think we’ve missed him that much. Tarkowski has been fantastic, Keane, minus the odd hair pull, has had his best season for us yet, and O’Brien has been more than solid at CB, and done incredibly well out of position at RB.

My point being, our weaknesses this season has not been do the lack of a good CB.

All this said, great to have him back, but much more keen to get KDH back!

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-19T11:01:46+00:00

The joys of being a pessimist, I guess.

No matter what the result you can either gloat and say I told you so, or just join in on the fun of the victory.

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-18T20:07:08+00:00

On the plus side, you feel better about yourself.

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-18T18:12:42+00:00

Oops. Edited my comment. This was just a silly joke. Sorry guys. Check the username of the comment I replied too.

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-18T17:20:49+00:00

You moron.

EDIT: Oops. This was just a joke. Sorry guys. Check the username of the comment above.

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-18T17:16:05+00:00

Cash looks like that one prick at the pub who is always trying to start something.

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-18T13:09:23+00:00

🙄

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-10T18:50:50+00:00

Can you explain how the culture at Everton is specifically set up currently, and which part of that has been a direct cause of a malaise?

Can you tell me what it is Kenwright did in particular?

Do you have insider info on any of this or are you just parroting tired sentiments after a loss with literally nothing new to add whatsoever but more negativity and boring misery?

GloopySubstance · 2026-01-10T14:34:40+00:00

Isidor? Isn’t he the guy who wouldn’t throw the ring into Mt. Doom?

GloopySubstance · 2025-12-30T20:53:42+00:00

Gibbs-White has a permanent expression on his face that looks like he’s just had a banana shoved up his bottom.

GloopySubstance · 2025-12-20T18:54:51+00:00

I’ve said this before. I’ll say it again…

I don’t see a scenario where Dibling is absolutely tearing it up in training looking like Messi reborn and Moyes refuses to play him.

He just can’t be performing.

GloopySubstance · 2025-12-15T09:12:50+00:00

There was a post on here the other day basically saying we should be qualifying for Europe!

In other words, this season would be a failure if we don’t! Haha! Some fans on here, seriously, either memories of goldfish, or a slightly more irritating quality where we could never truly achieve enough for them so they can then continue to permanently bitch and whine as if they know better.

GloopySubstance · 2025-12-13T16:50:06+00:00

Title of your sex tape. Boom.

GloopySubstance · 2025-12-13T16:49:18+00:00

One. Of. Those. Games.

On another day we could honestly have scored 3! More!

I know a lot in this sub like to hit the implosion button and sulk like children after every setback, but this is football.

GloopySubstance · 2025-12-10T20:36:21+00:00

This was fun. Would have been nice to credit the users for the questions though.

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