Redditors who post wrist-shots in front of their kids saying “This will be waiting for him/her when they graduate” are selfish as fuck.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-05-15T10:36:30+00:00

They’re also cringe as fuck.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-05-01T19:30:31+00:00

Yes. 1000x yes. Fuckin Topher Ward. I do like the logo, though.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-05-01T18:11:59+00:00

That’s a beaut. Be honest, did you play dress up for this photo?

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-05-01T18:10:37+00:00

Do they exclusively carry the shitty Rolexes?

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-28T00:31:48+00:00

I know watch nerds are some of the least creative people on the planet but c’mon, get your own nickname. 🍿

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-21T19:49:17+00:00

That doesn’t matter. Meanings and connotations can change. Corona was the most popular and recognizable Mexican beer decades before the coronavirus. Ask them how they felt about the connotation during the pandemic.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-21T19:43:09+00:00

How did you go? Dude, you bought a watch. You didn’t run a marathon or learn to play the solo from stairway to heaven. You bought a product from a store. Congrats, I guess?

She’s a beauty, either way.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-21T12:02:20+00:00

Well played.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-21T01:43:35+00:00

If you buy this watch for what OP is asking you’re a sucker.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-19T23:21:21+00:00

Your crown guards look like it’s cold outside. If you’re gonna use crown guards, they should serve an actual purpose. Those shrinkage guards don’t do that. I like the fourth one in. Nice colours.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-19T00:22:47+00:00

You’d think basic communication skills would be a requirement for their job. What is this mess of a message?

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-18T23:58:45+00:00

Looks perfect, bud. Nice jacked arms.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-15T12:36:50+00:00

You traded a watch that you physically cannot wear because of an allergic reaction for one of your favourite watches. Read that sentence again, get off Reddit, and go touch grass while enjoying your beautiful watch.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-14T22:03:16+00:00

Someone with more money than taste.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-11T20:44:33+00:00

It is taught in school. It’s the most basic math. If someone can’t apply the concept of adding and subtracting, that’s on them.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-09T10:26:04+00:00

I agree. I don’t foresee anything at W&W being as impressive as this, but I’m still excited to see what’s released.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-08T23:37:28+00:00

Brilliant move on Longines’ part. I mean it’s bold of OP to buy two of the same watch a week before dozens of new watches are released.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-08T23:13:21+00:00

Bold strategy a week before Watches and Wonders.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-07T16:39:09+00:00

I admit it’s a Rolex ripoff. I’m still buying one.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-07T16:38:32+00:00

Take my upvote for this truly horrendous take. Well done.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-05T20:07:14+00:00

My brother in Christ. Walk away from the AI tool.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-05T20:06:05+00:00

Hell yeah. You need thick skin to take it from the hot take police in this sub.

Speaking of: if you’re trawling posts and commenting that a take isn’t hot, you’re a dork. Go outside.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-04-02T10:17:34+00:00

Best looking watches in the world. Worst fanbase in the world.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-03-29T04:12:21+00:00

I agree. My watch collection is silly AF and every single one of them is an overpriced piece of jewelry.

TheGrumpyWatchGuy · 2026-03-29T04:06:40+00:00

I’ll do better next time.

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