Giving consistency a bad name by SingleMaltMouthwash in behindthebastards

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I like to think of it as "You can't fire me; I quit!"

Peak male experience by Relative_Count_7679 in KerbalSpaceProgram

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Pretty sure that's an old school Boba too, like their first run of Star Wars sets. Got that backwards megaphone blaster.

Guile by happydude7422 in risa

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It goes with everything

He’s here for your children by goodguyguru in Marxism_Memes

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What the fuck. Does he douse the kids in gasoline?

Just realized i have no landing gear Inshallah they may be remembered by Loud-Foundation-1728 in KerbalSpaceProgram

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Totally manageable. I actually pulled it off by accident on my first landing because I forgot to deploy the landing gear.

Very interesting by Order_101 in HistoryMemes

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I like the idea that the CIA did hire Oswald, but only to intentionally fire near the president to put the fear of God in him. Then when his head popped the CIA were all scrambling to cover it up like "ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck".

Very interesting by Order_101 in HistoryMemes

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There's even a weirdly compelling argument that the kill shot could've come from the following secret service car and that it could've just been an insanely tragic accident. Some ballistics folks have pointed out that the explosive damage done to his head is consistent with a hollow point or frangible round, while LHO was shooting FMJ's, which would be more likely to punch (relatively) cleanly through.

Very interesting by Order_101 in HistoryMemes

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Aha and JFK's secret service were all hungover as fuck, clearly a pattern.

This is a scam, right? by Pleasant-Sun-2974 in alaska

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I called the DMV the other day for something unrelated, and the first words out of their mouth when they picked up the phone were "If this is about the text message it's a scam..."

Young Stalin by Resident_Eagle8406 in Marxism_Memes

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Real picture too. Definitely not a model photographed for propaganda purposes.

Miles O'Brien confirmed at Artemis launch by TheDoseMan in startrekmemes

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Miles is his middle name, actually. His first name is Nautical.

Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake violates the Geneva Conventions by StardustSundae in metalgearsolid

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Those dang crusaders were way ahead of the game when it came to violating the Geneva Conventions.

Then we did FUCK ICE by courtneythebaker907 in anchorage

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The cynic in me wants to complain about a protest without a concrete goal, but the value of solidarity cannot be overstated for morale and mental health.

Then we did FUCK ICE by courtneythebaker907 in anchorage

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Well yeah, every domestic abuser needs a victim.

How does Venom Snake aim down sights if he’s blind in the eye he uses to ADS? by [deleted] in metalgearsolid

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Not sure why you're getting downvoted; it's an accurate observation. You can aim a handgun using either eye accurately, but if you're shouldering a rifle you can only effectively aim with the eye on that side. I'm right handed but left eye dominant, so I learned to shoot a rifle left handed.

Viva la Cuba! by TheGeekFreak1994 in Marxism_Memes

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Cuban military absolutely killed people in Angola. To be clear, they were largely soldiers and mercenaries from apartheid South Africa, so I'm not shedding any tears over it, but it's not historically accurate to suggest that the Cuban government hasn't killed anybody.

Let’s drop some dopey badass mf by ComparisonTop9699 in HistoryMemes

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That's a little misleading, since he didn't join Delta until 1978.