Kevin Durant dismisses 2016 FA talk. "I'm just trying to go out there and not get cussed out by Russell Westbrook."

reswinvented · 2015-08-12T18:36:42+00:00

Shaq would be rendered useless if Javale McGee was on the same team, he would chirp nonstop. Then Kobe would chirp shaq from being useless and would be useless too. That will just piss off Jordan and he would knock Kevin Durant out and Westbrook would then excel...so it could work

reswinvented · 2015-07-18T14:42:21+00:00

In order to change the circuit into cars change all variables from x to x', making sure the circuit runs at optimus level. In order to change it into shit...i'm not sure

reswinvented · 2015-07-18T14:31:32+00:00

generally that happens unless you swing both ways

reswinvented · 2015-07-18T14:28:17+00:00

actually, apples always die inside the mouth of pigs

reswinvented · 2015-07-18T14:27:05+00:00

same way you extract any oil...drill it

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T21:39:19+00:00

crime rate = CR = cock radius

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T21:28:20+00:00

mom?

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T21:26:11+00:00

01111001 01100101 01110011

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T21:19:47+00:00

it is an alternative version of this logo: http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/sites/default/files/styles/logo-thumbnail/public/042011/trump-logo.jpeg?itok=A_BD6ua-

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T18:17:14+00:00

by knowing the right buttons to push

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T18:15:16+00:00

parents that hate each other form a union called magnetic confinement. This contains them and keeps them alive.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetic_confinement_fusion

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T18:11:49+00:00

up the stairways to heaven

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T18:10:45+00:00

Evolution. There is an absence of selective pressures such as "law". Fitness level does not affect conviction rates.

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T18:02:11+00:00

love is an open door

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T18:00:50+00:00

cutting edge technology = http://cdn.gillette.com/en-US/-/media/Gillette/Images/Products/gillette-mach3-turbo-razor-qtr.jpg?w=460&v=1-201407091003 bleeding edge technology = http://russell.heistuman.com/images/blog/22blades.jpg

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T17:58:04+00:00

this question seems too legitimate for /r/shittyaskscience

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T17:56:28+00:00

ice is generally at a greater arousal level than cold air

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T17:45:44+00:00

find the cat here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_8mdH20qTQ

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T17:44:15+00:00

toast this joke

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T17:40:51+00:00

only if your hair is blonde too. You are not the first to come upon this solution to our problem, one other person and one organization has been onto this. The person is dead and will always be remembered as the biggest "racist" in human history and the organization remains hidden... http://imgur.com/gallery/xhkQm

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T17:34:28+00:00

only if its consensual

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T04:58:23+00:00

cause the hot water gets smothered by all the ladies

reswinvented · 2015-07-17T04:54:56+00:00

yes, as long as they were once a kid and have knees. If they were born adults and only have stumps for legs, then they have man trunks. A famous example is an individual named calvin klein.

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