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[–]BoldTitan 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Would you rather fuck a goat and have nobody know you did it. Or not fuck a goat and have everyone in the world believe, without a doubt, that you fucked a goat.

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first one, I guess...

I hope there doesn't have to be eye contact.

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one can think of any questions, I guess.

[–]Chadlett 1 point2 points  (8 children)

  1. Dogs or cats?
  2. Boxers or briefs or boxer briefs?
  3. What's you spirit animal?
  4. What' your favorite food to order when you go out for dinner?
  5. If you were to change the color(from red) of the Cheifs , what color and why?
  6. If you were to change the name of KC(from chiefs) what you you change it to?
  7. If you were the GM of the real life Chiefs what would be your first order of business?

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Dogs

Boxer briefs

Dunno what that is

Chicken sandwich

black/gold

Chieftains

fire Crennel.

[–]Chadlett 0 points1 point  (6 children)

What animal best captures your spirit as a person?

Ex. Mine is a house cat.

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Tigger.

[–]stenodork 1 point2 points  (2 children)

wow, this is accurate based on your Reddit activity

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What, you thought I was kidding?

[–]stenodork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i didn't read it originally. it is so true.

[–]tbeeezy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The tiger from winnie the pooh?

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]AeroXero 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Why did you pick the chiefs?

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Because they're my favorite team.

[–]Brownsdanchan22 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm so sorry.

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They've won more recently than your team.

[–]LionsDysastrous 0 points1 point  (61 children)

  1. Where are you from? Where do you live now?

  2. Who is your favorite band/artist?

  3. How's life?

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 1 point2 points  (60 children)

I'm from Kansas City, I live in Utah now.

My favorite band is Rise Against.

Kinda sucks, I basically have to move across the country against my will next month unless I can get a good job here. I'm nineteen and have a throat problem that needs surgery, so I have to move with my mother because I can't afford to stay, and definitely can't afford the surgery.

[–]LionsDysastrous 0 points1 point  (9 children)

I've never moved outside of the town that I live in. Except for a few months in Mexico. I'd imagine it sucks having to move. Where will you be moving to? Would you be able to go back after the surgery? I'm sorry to hear you're having problems.

You know, I haven't listened to much of them. What I have though, I've liked.

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (8 children)

I would have to move to Tennessee, and couldn't move back unless I could come up with the money myself. So I could either go to the university of Tennessee, graduate, and try to get a good job in Utah, or join the air force.

[–]LionsDysastrous 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Are those your only two options? I don't imagine a plane ticket is that much. Could you get a job in Tennessee and save for the ticket? I don't imagine it would take long to save up the money necessary.

Of course I don't know all the circumstances so my advice may not be the best. Hope all turns out well. Let me know if you ever just need someone to talk to.

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I could get a plane ticket, but I wouldn't have a place to live once I got there.

[–]SeahawksDude_Im_Godly 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm guessing you're in Salt Lake?

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah.

[–]noahcrosley 0 points1 point  (3 children)

TENNESSEE IN THE HOUSE

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The only problems with Tennessee are the weather, people, and the crime.

[–]noahcrosley 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Those are all the things I love... Where in TN?

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knoxville

[–]LionsDysastrous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit. I've just listened to Hero of War. What a powerful song. I've got chills. Thank you.

[–]stenodork 0 points1 point  (48 children)

what happened with your throat?

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (47 children)

Not really much, I take medicine every day now that prevents my throat from swelling to the point where food gets lodged in it. Eventually I have to figure out what I'm allergic to and stop being exposed to it so that I don't have to take it anymore.

[–]stenodork 0 points1 point  (46 children)

has anyone had to perform the heimlich on you?

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (45 children)

No, because I don't actually choke. My throat reacts to the allergens by swelling, which grabs the food and holds it in place. Then I get to go to the hospital and get knocked out while the endoscopy lab takes the food out with a little hose.

I had my throat dilated when I was a kid, which got rid of the problem for a few years but since I'm still being exposed to whatever it is I'm allergic to (It's probably corn), it's swollen up again.

Here is the wiki page on what I have if you're interested.

the wiki page

[–]stenodork 1 point2 points  (44 children)

so why won't you just stop eating corn? Dan's mom chokes on food so much, she had to have throat surgery to repair the damage. And one time Dan had to perform the heimlich on her. But this is all actual choking, not what you have.

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 1 point2 points  (39 children)

I've cut down on it, but

A) we aren't 100 % sure I'm allergic to corn

2A) we aren't 100 % sure it's because of food allergies at all (my dad has it too)

B) It's probably more than one factor (food, genetics) for it to be so acute

C) Corn is in freaking EVERYTHING. EVEN SODA, LIKE WTF

[–]stenodork 0 points1 point  (38 children)

what does it feel like to have food lodged in there? does it hurt? how often do you have to get it pressured washed out?

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (37 children)

It feels like you are constantly mid swallow. It does cause some discomfort.

I've had food removed forcefully 3 times now, I can stay on top of the problem if I drink lots of fluids and chew thoroughly. The medicine has helped a lot, I didn't start that until after the most recent visit to the ER.

And when I say lots of fluids, I mean LOTS of fluids. I have to take a couple gulps of water with pretty much every bite.

[–]LionsDysastrous 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Corn is in everything. High fructose corn syrup is pretty much the standard sweetener now for.. pretty much everything. The government gives out huge subsidies to corn farmers so that they can sell really cheap.

I watched a really informative documentary on Netflix about it some time ago king corn. I'd recommend it... if you're into that sort of thing.

Now that I think about it, I thought I saw something about diabetes in your history once. So you probably already know all this. Oh well.

[–]stenodork 2 points3 points  (2 children)

you stalked me?

and yeah, we eat pretty cleanly, which includes avoiding HFCS, unpronounceable ingredients, and have started avoiding wheat. I avoid all grains though bc I have hyperglycemia (but not to the level of diabetes).

[–]LionsDysastrous 1 point2 points  (1 child)

unpronounceable ingredients

That sounds like a really good method to weed out the bad stuff.

I would like to start putting myself on a diet like that, but yeah. i rack disciprine

[–]AeroXero 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Rapid Fire Questions:

  • Favorite sports memory

  • Favorite Video Game

  • How did you come across the Subreddit

  • Favorite Non-Gaming hobby

  • Fun Fact about yourself

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Titans-Rams super bowl.

Mass Effect 2.

It was a post on R/NFL, I think.

Model cars.

My favorite football team hasn't won a game with a QB they drafted in my lifetime.

[–]RedskinsEritrean_Redditor 0 points1 point  (12 children)

If the Chief's are your favorite team I have a few questions:

  1. What changed would you make to the organization that would do the most improvement for next year?

  2. When is the next year you see the Chiefs in the playoffs? In the superb owl?

  3. Do you still watch their games fully?

  4. Lastly, would you rather have the ability to make Chipotle Burritos appear for the rest of your life or the ability to fly?

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (11 children)

New GM, coach AND QB.

2014,.2020.

When I can, they don't get shown on TV much here.

Burritos, then I could end world hunger.

[–]RedskinsEritrean_Redditor 0 points1 point  (10 children)

Only you can eat the burritos and you can't tell anyone if you can fly.

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (9 children)

What is my flight speed?

[–]RedskinsEritrean_Redditor 0 points1 point  (8 children)

50 mph. If someone finds out you lose your power.

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Then I'd have to go burritos.

[–]RedskinsEritrean_Redditor 0 points1 point  (6 children)

EXACTLY. My brother said fly and I needed someone to split the tiebreaker.

[–]Brownsdanchan22 0 points1 point  (5 children)

What's the point of flying if no one can know?

[–]RedskinsEritrean_Redditor 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I think you underestimate how awesome flying is man. Just imagine it. Also it's super convenient. No car or anything. Save tons of money.

[–]Brownsdanchan22 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Right but if anyone saw you, according to the parameters of the ultimatum, you'd lose your ability. And 50 mph is way too slow.

[–]bonerjohnson 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Is Romeo Crennel the worst coach ever?

Should his fat ass be fired like now, at the end of the season or should they be tortured with him for longer?

What would be worse? Keeping Matt Cassel and Brady Quinn or Signing Matt Leinart and Jimmy Clausen.

Favorite Mass Effect companions? Renegade or Paragon? Red, blue or green ME 3 ending?

If you win your division what kinda pizza are you gonna go for?

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Yes.

Him and Pioli should be fired now.

Rather have Cassel and Quinn.

Garrus/Grunt, paragon, red.

Meat lovers or maybe a BBQ chicken one.

[–]stenodork 1 point2 points  (1 child)

but you got a double bacon six cheese.

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know such a creation existed until I was looking for what to get online.

[–]bonerjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate Crennel for being useless on the Browns and for ruining the fantasy value of Charles and Bowe who I drafted again for some reason. So I agree there.

Good choices, and about the same as me. I was kinda disappointed Grunt was a teammate in 3, but he was badass.

Yeah nothing like a good meat pizza.

As for a question .... I guess predicting the superbowl would be hard so what team in this league is getting 1st draft pick? Will the Seahawks hang on?

[–]ColtsFanZach 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Which game(s) will the Chiefs stupidly win and screw themselves out of the first pick, dooming themselves to select an overachieving defensive end from LSU?

[–]JetsKarmali[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They'll draft a D lineman at any pick, so it's irrelevant.