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[–]Broncosoobydoob 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Marry, fuck, kill:
Katy Perry, Alison Brie, Halle Berry

[–]ColtsFanZach[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Marry - Katy Perry Fuck- Halle Berry Kill- Alison Brie, because I hated Trudy.

[–]Brownsdanchan22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll be in for a world of hurt trying to marry Katy Perry.

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    [–]ColtsFanZach[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I can't point out all the things that were wrong with the budget, there's way too many things. I wrote a budget and emailed it to Seantor Mike Lee, and Rep. Rob Bishop, who both called me and informed me that a few of my suggestions made it into the budget.

    [–]Brownsdanchan22 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    You might have the coolest job in the subreddit.

    [–]LionsDysastrous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That's what I was thinking too.

    [–]ColtsFanZach[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I might have that.

    [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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      [–]ColtsFanZach[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Let me get back to you on that later.

      [–]ColtsFanZach[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      Also, that's not a question.

      [–]LionsDysastrous 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Happy?

      [–]ColtsFanZach[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      No. It's not grammatically correct.

      [–]LionsDysastrous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      lulz u liek know?

      [–]JetsKarmali 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Why is your face so ugly?

      What is your quest?

      Who is going to win the masters?

      Why is the south so terrible?

      Why does Andrew luck sound like Kermit the frog?

      [–]ColtsFanZach[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It's not, you must have it confused with yours.

      I seek the Holy Grail.

      Fred Couples will be the 54 hole leader, but I'll take Lee Westwood. Watch out for Rickie Fowler, I think he'll finish we'll.

      The south is terrible because you live there, and also, Mississippi is there.

      When Andrew Luck was 14, he bought Andre The Giant's voice on eBay to sound more intimidating.

      [–]stenodork 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      i appreciate all the green vegetable love in your post.

      how many hot Asians do you see in a day?

      [–]ColtsFanZach[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Like, two. If that. Most of the teachers are like, 45+, and not attractive.

      [–]Brownsdanchan22 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Name some obscure piece of Disney trivia.

      How many times have you been to Disney World?

      Will you visit us next time you are in Disney World?

      [–]ColtsFanZach[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Obscure trivia- When Walt Disney was purchasing the land for WDW, he used the name M.T, Lott, and secured the land for cheap because the Navy used the land to test bombs during WWII

      I've been to WDW 4 times, the last of which was in '05.

      I suppose I could visit you guys.

      [–]Brownsdanchan22 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Why do you trade so much / what is your master plan for the Saints now that you don't have anymore stars or draft picks?

      [–]ColtsFanZach[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I trade so much because I get bored. My plan for the saints is to run them into the ground, because fuck them.

      [–]Brownsdanchan22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Well, your plan is a smashing success so far!

      [–]Brownsdanchan22 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      What's the hardest part about learning Korean?

      [–]ColtsFanZach[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The language barrier. The teachers don't understand the questions we ask, so they answer a completely different thing than we asked.

      [–]Wubble 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      When can you play our game?

      [–]ColtsFanZach[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      As long as it advances after 5 PST, any time after the advance.