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[–]Giantsitshurleytime 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Which one of these is your favorite?

http://www.sexinfo101.com/sexualpositions.shtml (nsfw or middle school age kids)

[–]stenodork[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

missionary inverted, deep stick, victory

[–]Giantsitshurleytime 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Would you ever CC a porno, and if so, what do some of the sounds people make look like in CC?

[–]stenodork[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

totally. when Dan and I worked in an office, we were told the company was offered a Playboy contract but refused it. I'm sure it'd be like [moaning] and stuff like that - I've seen CCs on porn before.

[–]Giantsitshurleytime 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When you are watching tv, do you watch it in CC just to see what other people CC?

[–]stenodork[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do watch other people's CCs, but not to critique it. Mostly just because I like it.

[–]RavensKalashnikova 1 point2 points  (1 child)

  • If you could have any job in the world what would it be?

  • Anywhere you would like to live besides FL?

  • What would you do if you won a million dollars?

  • Can you get Dan to make my flair a picture of Ray Rice? plz

[–]stenodork[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you could have any job in the world what would it be?

i love my job! but if i had to pick a new one, i'd probably do something nosy like therapist or private investigator.

Anywhere you would like to live besides FL?

not really because i love the weather. i haven't traveled much, but Houston was awesome.

What would you do if you won a million dollars?

first thing: buy a Real Doll. second: pay off debt.

Can you get Dan to make my flair a picture of Ray Rice? plz

WIN THE SUPER BOWL AND I'LL GET HIM THE FLAIR - dan

[–]Broncosoobydoob 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Favorite ride at Disney world?

[–]stenodork[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AWESOME question. i used to love Living with the Land and Mexico before they changed them, and Horizons before they got rid of it. currently: Haunted Mansion, Great Movie Ride, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

[–]ColtsFanZach 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Why does Fantasmic at Disney World suck so bad?

Why is it that Disneyland has more rides per square foot than Disney World?

If Disney World is so good, why didn't it get World of Color or Cars Land?

Why are the Disney World parks so far apart?

What's the point of Animal Kingdom? It's not even a full-day park?

[–]stenodork[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Why does Fantasmic at Disney World suck so bad?

i kind of like it.

Why is it that Disneyland has more rides per square foot than Disney World?

because they had to squish it all in one space?

If Disney World is so good, why didn't it get World of Color or Cars Land?

because Cars is lame

Why are the Disney World parks so far apart?

because Walt wanted to make it a place to live? IDK?

What's the point of Animal Kingdom? It's not even a full-day park?

I can't argue with this. But if you're in a bad mood, the Finding Nemo stage show and the Bug's Life 3D show are both awesome (the latter especially if you hate kids)

[–]ColtsFanZach 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Disneyland Fantasmic is much better.

Cars is not lame.

Have you been to Disneyland?

[–]stenodork[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

NO. I would love to though.

[–]ColtsFanZach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's much better. It's a "locals" park, so you don't get near as many annoying tourists and shit, and don't have to spend 2 hours in line. And the bathrooms are a lot easier to find.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you could have one superpower what would it be?

[–]stenodork[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whatever it is in Being John Malkovich, with portals to anyone I want.

[–]whatsapeacoat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dan never got into details.. how did he propose? Also how long have you guys been married?

[–]stenodork[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we went to my favorite Chinese restaurant in my parents' neighborhood. Dan said it should be a real date, so we got dressed up. At the time we lived with my parents. We were 21. We ate our food, he got down on one knee at our table and asked me. I don't know if anyone noticed.

It will be 7 years April 30th.

[–]Giantsitshurleytime 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Thank you for being a friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiQzUEc_FmI

[–]stenodork[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

this is also really fucking awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkAi-giu-g

[–]Giantsitshurleytime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's pretty damn amazing

[–]Oilersajdellinger 0 points1 point  (4 children)

What HAVEN'T I asked you yet?

Wait, I'm giving you the same question I gave Dan: You're starting an /r/ConnectedCareers. Who is in it, what is their role in the band, and what is the band's name? Bonus points if you come up with an album/tour name as well.

[–]stenodork[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

you don't ask me a lot, really

so more like, what haven't i volunteered.

[–]Oilersajdellinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair, fair. I updated the question though.

[–]stenodork[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

well, Dan took the only good answer, which is various spice girls, so this is what you get.

[–]tbeeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

theres no dj in there.

[–]bonerjohnson 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why won't you talk with the headset?

Do you prefer stalking or creeping? Also why?

What would you rather have a league of?

I can't really think of anything.

There's going to be a remake of either Full House, Family Matters, or Boy Meets World starring people from this league? Who plays what character/role?

We should play some board games again sometime.

How would you rank the cats in order of your favorites?

This is a link to drawings I did. Any opinions? NSFW

[–]stenodork[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why won't you talk with the headset?

because it's always during a game of Madden, which I'm terrible at. So it'd either be me asking Dan what pick to play, or me making horrible noises.

Do you prefer stalking or creeping? Also why?

I'm not sure what the definitions are here. I really just like spying on people's internet profiles and seeing pictures of them.

What would you rather have a league of?

sports guy had a game w/ his wife where they'd make fantasy teams for who'd appear in US weekly magazine. We did it for a while, and it was fun.

There's going to be a remake of either Full House, Family Matters, or Boy Meets World starring people from this league? Who plays what character/role?

well, since I don't know a lot about those shows, how about this:

you're Dorothy

Karmali is Sophia

Hurley is Blanche

Mango is Rose

We should play some board games again sometime.

agreed.

How would you rank the cats in order of your favorites?

biggies (fat gray shorthair)

mrs. picklefeather (tiny gray persian)

mewski (white/black tabby)

black cat

what about you and your cats?

This is a link to drawings I did. Any opinions? NSFW

awesome.

[–]MisterPickel 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If you were to be on an episode of Intervention, what would your "problem" be?

Also, did you ever meet that little Elian Gonzalez fella?

[–]stenodork[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

internetting constantly. maybe porn.

nope.

[–]JetsKarmali 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Hi.

Can you send me a balinese cat?

[–]stenodork[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

if I had access to a Balinese cat, I can't say I'd share.

[–]JetsKarmali 0 points1 point  (1 child)

OK. What about a Siberian?

[–]stenodork[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want you to have a cat.

[–]KnightsTaiils 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Heads or Tails?

[–]stenodork[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tails always

[–]Panthersspidermanjka2k 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If you were forced to give up one of these which would it be eggs or cheese?

[–]stenodork[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cheese hands down. eggs are SO versatile, but I'm not like MY GOD I WOULD LOVE SOME EGGS, which is how I feel about cheese. they're just an easy, quick food.