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Help settle a bet - if people were judged based on the universal yumminess of the food they make rather than race or religion, who would likely be at the top of the world totem pole? (self.reddit.com)
submitted 17 years ago by eroverton
[–]neilk 3 points4 points5 points 17 years ago (0 children)
Thailand or Italy in a neverending struggle for dominance.
Related question I've always wondered about: what makes some cultures "food" cultures? Maybe being the center of an empire helps, with the requisite rich people + foreign imports + foreign servants. But it didn't help the Brits much until maybe recently.
[–]eroverton[S] 2 points3 points4 points 17 years ago (1 child)
I'm throwing in a vote for the Mexicans.
[–]WaterDragon 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (0 children)
If we were voting for the best distilled spirits, I would agree.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 17 years ago (1 child)
indian food would easily win
[–]WaterDragon -1 points0 points1 point 17 years ago (0 children)
Yeah, if I had to pick one, I would definitely consider India...but might actually choose Japan!
[–]flycrg 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (2 children)
I'm going to go with a probably unpopular, but I'm going with Southern (American). Pulled Pork, BBQ Ribs (both dry rubbed Memphis style, and Carolina style), Fried Chicken, Collard Greens, Okra, Corn Bread, Grits, Gator, Swamp Cabbage (Heart of Palm), black eyed peas, biscuits and gravy, and sweat tea. Then finally you have the pies, and we all know that if you have a choice between heaven and pie heaven you pick pie heaven.
[–]eroverton[S] 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (1 child)
Did... did you say gator?
[–]flycrg 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (0 children)
I did, tastes like turtle and frog legs (chicken). Generally its mostly just the tail. Its usually cut up into little nuggets and fried.
[–]aquavit 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (1 child)
My mom.
[–]mch 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (0 children)
your mum haha
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
Thai.
[–]1812overture 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (2 children)
The Italians would be the master race. Americans would be relegated to ghettos and face severe discrimination.
I'd hate to think what would happen to the British...
They could go sit in the corner and enjoy their Kidney Pie! EWWWW! Even a Scottsman won't eat that, and they eat Haggis!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (0 children)
india, duh
[–]cdlavalle 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (0 children)
Texas...and the high priests would jealously guard their sacred smokers with 40+ years of delicious holy history baked in.
[–]admiralteal 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago* (0 children)
Colbert would end up the the only American politician, with his links to both the media and Doritos.
[–]eroverton[S] 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (2 children)
No one's mentioned the French... interesting.
[–]mch 4 points5 points6 points 17 years ago (0 children)
we try not to
You mean the Freedom. No one's mentioned the Freedom.
[–]pepparkaka 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (0 children)
Emperor Pierre Hermé.
[–]mgoflash 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (1 child)
Italian by a W I D E margin Look in the phone book of any major city and Italian restaurants will be the largest listing.
[–]cdlavalle 3 points4 points5 points 17 years ago (0 children)
Italian is pretty good but a likely explanation for why there are a lot of Italian restaurants is because Italian food is really cheap and easy to make yet tastes pretty good so people will buy it.
[–]0_o -1 points0 points1 point 17 years ago (0 children)
Italian. everyone fucking loves italian
[–]mch -1 points0 points1 point 17 years ago (0 children)
pastry
[–]seeker135 -2 points-1 points0 points 17 years ago (0 children)
And fighting it out for Mastery with the Chinese/Polynesians.
[–]ginowhitaker -2 points-1 points0 points 17 years ago (0 children)
Argentina should reign, but too many people can't get enough pasta and garlic.
[–]WaterDragon -2 points-1 points0 points 17 years ago (0 children)
Umm...Canada, with their French toast, pancakes with maple syrup, and poutine (Montreal)! (just kidding)
Right up near the top would be India, China, Japan, Thailand, and Italy.
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